How do creationists explain the behaviour of the winged caveman and his hedonistic tastes?
How do creationists explain the behaviour of the winged caveman and his hedonistic tastes?
Corvids are more intelligent than most nonwhites. Fact.
they were part of the watchers
sons of the watchers
Based nigger bird
They simply can't and claim God did it.
creationists explain
How do evolutionists explain niggers?
Even the crows become goyslop addicts, it's over.
If God = love , then I am fruit of love of my mom and dad, those two created me.
Evolution is a proven fact, not a theory in a book.
There is only evidence contradicting creationist claims.
Africa has plentiful food so they don't actually need to evolve higher intelligence. In case that they did, they would leave africa, because it also has plentiful niggers.
Do you know why I am actually terrifying? I found out how to transfer the electromagnetic signal intrinsic to all life (Your Soul) and teleport it to any and all other matter. So you might be living your best life one moment and then corvid #19 the next! Pun horrifically intended. Full control of The Wheel of Samsara. No way out of it. You'll be doomed to swim through endless cycles of birth, rebirth and afterbirths.
Keeeekekekekekekeekekekekekeh!
Most healthy animals are far more intelligent than unhealthy animals, yes.
Wait browns are unhealthy
What do you think their brown represents? They are walking cancer.
Other mammals, birds, etc. all have white skin and have either feathers or fur to cover them from the sun's rays unlike the retardation that are farm pigs and humans.
You know what naked mole rats do to evade the sun? They go underground. Humans used to be cave dwellers.
What you are witnessing is none other than an old friend friend of yours Blighty. Aleister Crowley. Fitting. Isn't it?
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I am actually terrifying
No, you're not, retard.
End your own existence, pathetic moron.
The idea that evolutionary Origin of Species is not divine creation is heresy.
Shut up before I turn you into a kangaroo.
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heresy
Doesn't make a difference, does it?
Look what happened to the Armenians. Very important lesson.
You can't do shit you dumb faggot.
Sounds like a challenge, and yet the world is already unraveling to pieces. It won't be long before I can summon the other Chaos Gods. Then this place will be doomed. FOREVER! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
But you know what they say. Two out of four aren't so bad. Take it away Slaanesh!
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Let me guess, you believe you had a common ancestor with the chimps around 10 million years ago?
birds learn to drop stones on nuts to crack them open
figuring out how to dip a nugget in sauce doesn't seem like much of a jump
Sounds like a challenge
You have no idea what you're dealing with you pitiful little vermin.
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Evolution is a proven fact
Nope.
Science can't prove things that happened in the past. It can only provide guesses.
Science proves things by experiments that are witnessed and recorded. That's the only means of proof in science. Until someone builds a time machine, and records evolution happening on Earth in the past, evolution remains a guess.
How do creationists explain
God made everything, dumbass.
I don't have the relevant data, but I would bet that corvids are more intelligent than niggers.
No. I think it's quite the opposite. You have no idea, who I am, and that, is dangerous to both of us. It will not be long before I have complete control of the entire omniverse. I'll do with it what I please. Including destroying it. Tick tock goes the clock!~ Can you find my Phoenician Horde before they arrive at your shores? Plot twist. They're already there.
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It will not be long before I have complete control of the entire omniverse
And how exactly will you achieve this?
You would deny a hard working crow his evening nuggs?
Your girlfriend left you for a geologist didn't she?
the winged caveman and his hedonistic tastes
"There are more things between Heaven and Earth than are dreamed of in your 'Philosophy', Horatio."
I think you can guess. See, I sent with them, a very SPECIAL guest. A man do dear to my heart I simply can't let him die! Hoho! If life were peaches, this one would be the SWEETEST!
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why are crows so fucking big now i see them bully the hawks around here all the time
Tzeentch
Smarter
More varied diet
Can use tools and even basic machines
versus
Technically retarded
Lives off what mice they can scrape together.
The Corvid is eating an entire subway sandwich with doritos on the side like its nothing. The beta hawk literally cannot imagine, cannot conceive of the freedom a Crow enjoys. They are bums.
They know. Gotta get that weight in for capacity when their master arrives. Like snakes. Measuring themselves against the bloat of corpses. They smell death before it comes. Soon. Soon. Calling. Calling. Caw. Caw caw, caw! HaHaHahHahaHahHhAhHahahahHahahHHahHHhHahHAhhHahhH!!!!!
If your theology requires the evolutionary origin of species to be true I recommend finding a back up theology ASAP.
Im sure you could train these birds to do actual tasks like picking bubble gum and cigarette buds off the streets in exchange for treats, that would be kind of cool if you think about it.
we have seen how you have to pay to exist, you cannot trick us tall man
This is why the orangutan pretends they cannot talk. They know it all ends in taxation.
You know what they say! Spill the fax! Pay the tax! KYAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHSHASHAHAH!
You have a small problem: Every step forward you take is a step in the wrong direction.
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One researcher trained them to pick up change, and then use them to buy food from a vending machine.
Which is why 'I' am not taking a step forward. He is. Oh how you made him suffer Blighty. And he was such a happy boy too. Now he's all grown up! KYEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH! OH THIS IS TOO RICH! Don't talk to me about kicking down doors. I just open them. WIDE! OPEN!
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'I' am not taking a step forward
Yes, you are, as surely as time flows.
For you. Yet we snatch fish out of rivers all the time and don't think two seconds about the current of things. Until it becomes overwhelming. :)
Spill the fax! Pay the tax!
It's too late though.
Ever wondered if it could flow backwards?
watchers fucked birds too?
I don't wonder things. I know things. That's why, I don't just wonder if time can flow backwards. I know it can. However, did you ever wonder, if it could flood? :)
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The beta hawk literally cannot imagine, cannot conceive of the freedom a Crow enjoys. They are bums.
except the predator can see the crow from 5 miles away and slice it's eyeballs out
that is unless the crow has acquired a glock
The crow has his boys watching his back. Hawks have nobody.
Why have respect for hawks. When crows can do anything they can?
I've seen it flood. I've seen what shouldn't change dramatically alter, and experienced the anguish it caused.
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heresy
Means 'unapproved religion innovation'
we dont have crows here in Iceland but we have Ravens the big bros of crows, they are very smart
Poo in the loo, ransheet
those are ravens. beak goes from rectangle to tip rather than a smoother triangle shape
yeah they look the ravens that hang on the roof of the local church here
If a thing is happening now, which evolution is, then by uniformitarian axiom it was happening in the past.
Can crows even taste what they eat?
Why else dip the nuggs? if not to experience the heights of simian excess?
There hasn't been enough time for evolution to have created the species from a common ancestor.
too dry on their own, slides down easier with sos
Why would God not make its creature be able to evovle? It makes perfect sense to me.
I witnessed that too, not with sauce thou. I remember tossing a piece of bread to a crow once, took the bread and flew to a puddle nearby to soak it and make it easier to eat i guess.
Came back and took more pieces than repeated that.
Also have this boxes with rat poison in the park nearby, there are always crows there trying really hard to open it and eat the stuff inside.
You don't know that.
How do creationists explain that crows are smart
What part of their beliefs do you think says crows are not smart?
Personally I believe the earth is under 10000 years old, but let us do the calculations from your point of view. Do you believe the universe is around 16 billion years old and that the earth is around 5 billion years old?
Easy. They're a less evolved homonoid. Too stupid to leave africa they never evolved the characteristics needed to survive a winter or sail an ocean. Better question is how do you jew lovers explain niggers? Its a complete slap to intelligient design.
Animals like birds and dogs don't have free will so it's not sin
I've seen a crow do this before and it was really weird. I saw him go around a car park picking up rubbish and putting it in the bin.
but let us do the calculations from your point of view. Do you believe the universe is around 16 billion years old and that the earth is around 5 billion years old?
Sure. I'll play along.
~13.8 billion for the universe, ~4.5 for Earth.
the mormans say that dogs and cats have souls and black people don't. i assume crows have souls as well, but probably jeet souls or something if jeets had souls.
Did life evolve on earth or did it arrive here? If it arrived here: How complex was the life that arrived?
*originate, not evolve
Don't know.
We'll assume abiogenesis occurred solely on Earth for the time being.
Good. Do you know what fixation and fixation rate it? Note that I say fixation, not mutation.
Ravens do this too. It isn't for flavor. They'll dip food in water to moisturize it so it's more digestible and easier to swallow.
*is
Where one gene variant completely outcompetes the other and renders the other extinct. Yes.
The best way to befriend a crow is to give him a chunk of cheese.
They love cheese
I think those are female Ravens.
Great. The short version is that the fixation rate is too slow to explain the large genetic distance between all the different species.
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We can do the same for other creatures that are even more distant from us.
Does mutation and sexual selection account for the additional needed difference?
FPBP. We should be putting crow brains in tesla bots
its quite simple; crows are blessed animals
The problem with this argument is fixation rates are averages. They don't account for dramatic mutation events and severe bottlenecks.
If you decided to kill every dog that isn't a golden retreaver over the course of a generation, the observed fixation rate won't be able to explain that event away.
Humans have undergone genetic bottlenecks at around that level.
considering we have the technology to analyse strands of DNA. yes.
How would mutation explain fixation? Do you mean that many individuals somehow get the same mutation at once? I have heard talk about DNA being biased to get the same mutation from creationists, but I don't think it would be strong enough to heavily influence fixation rate.
I think the measured fixation rate includes sexual selection.
I think the anon a couple posts above provided a better counterargument
breddy gud
We can.
You couldn't define "fact" even if your life depended on it!
The theory of evolution by natural selection is not even a "scientific theory" because it lacks falsifiability, a requirement that distinguishes science from quackery.
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2 random crows kept landing on my windowsill so I started feeding them now they keep coming back almost everyday
sometimes they bang against the window with their beaks when there's no food out there
insane creatures
Evolutionary theory has made multiple falsifiable predictions. They just turn out to be true every time we test them.
Mostly black birds are more intelligent than "black people".
Dindus gonna dindu muffin and throw wrappings on street.
heresy
why should anybody care what your desert book says?
reminder crows are smarter than the average christnigger, muzzoid and kike combined
hmm, this gives me an idea
could we, in theory, create a garbage bin that accepts trash and dispenses small treats?
imagine if we trained crows and ravens to clean rubbish for us
The original argument isn't a sound one
As the bible posits real truth that exudes itself out of the highest realms of cognizant reality.
No hype or any nonsense just reality.
It is wisdom and the intrinsic will of God.
That is to say action and reason.
It's not worth entertaining but for the sake of it spiderman is a work of fiction that was drawn for the implicit purpose of entertainment, maybe subversion but entertainment for the sake of simplicity.
Albeit it's all connected. Truth becomes potent as it is connected in the pillars that call the most class function and envelope the most information.
The practitioners of motion in a society are more often acting in favor of those willing to orchestrate violence, subversion or in general sin linked with death linked with Satan linked with a lesson in humility understanding at some point they don't have any power and what was given to them at a fundamental scale can be taken away, nor can man produce from the most fundamental scale.
Pride is tool use. Its unavoidable albeit no faith should be taken in it.
There is a fundamental lesson in love vs masturbation.
One is a humble lesson and the other arrogance.
We cant persist on our own but can only persist through the treasure of heaven. Masturbation is consumption onto itself.
Turning lead into gold is a lesson in humility and ultimately death.
It's hard to hide the proof of God.
People have to be retarded.
They have to be slowed down, subverted, and caved in on themselves.
Pride is human control under the tutelage of material desire.
It's controlled by those who will and ultimately a retardism to try to hide in a pile of trash from God.
Satanism makes absolutely no sense if you pick it apart and that's the point.
A culling, lulling of people for the express purpose of wisdom.
God is God of wisdom. All is wisdom.
A good point, assuming bottleneck events aren't included in the average. Has anyone ran the numbers on how much a natural bottleneck event realistically can have influenced fixation? Natural here also excludes the influence of any non human intelligent agent event if that agent happens to be material. Do you think a natural bottleneck event realistically could beat the fastest fixation rate measured in a lab?
You don't have to run the numbers yourself or go look it up if you don't know. It is Friday night here so I may suddenly disappear, and only read your reply after the thread is dead. It was unwise on my part to start a serious discussion at this time.
Vox - the guy behind the argument I'm trying to test here - does mention bottlenecks but I fear I won't read that tonight.
Crows are much more than just birds. All souls are devoured after death, those who managed to escape turn into animals and most often these are birds and especially crows. These are people who escaped hell
Do you think a natural bottleneck event realistically could beat the fastest fixation rate measured in a lab?
Absolutely.
There's estimates that show 90% population reductions within the human clade that occurred multiple times since the days of Australopithicus.
This, the subhuman qualities of niggers really sort of undid the last bit of belief I had in Christianity once i was fully redpilled on race and realized that Africans and Abbos really aren't human. Like I'm supposed to look forward to spending eternity with a bunch of monkey people while the innocent white girl they killed is burning in hell because her parents were atheists? And because the nig said he was real sorry and accepted jebus as his lord and savior he's my "spiritual brother"? Fuck that cuck shit man.