Really?

This is getting close to "two scoops" territory of shitty reporting.

Just don't shave

Imagine visiting r/vaushv. This is like posting a screenshot from a gay bathhouse at 1am on a Saturday during gaypride month.

Lmao

Beards are gay. I'll shave even if I need to bleed to learn

His moostach hairs is outta regulation

As you get older your face gets more creases, and hair also starts to grow out of places it didn't used to, like your nose and ears. Even the outside edges of y our ears, like a bat. So you have to be more diligent.
I doubt he cares about facial grooming, to be honest. People tend to not shave regularly after a certain age.

Cope and seethe!

I will not be voting Elon for president now.

This playground level of discourse is a big part of why you lose elections by the way. Nobody wants people who act like children in government.

Short hair is gay

that's a pubic hair, could be trump's. democrats should expose him.
bitchute.com/video/IVY9ZvZH5sM3

Funny how he shows with a literal black eye yet the media focus on the guy missing a hair

You’re seething so fucking hard!
You’re coping so hard you might die!

it's a new style, the musk-tache, where you leave just one single hair folicle at the border of the lips

I have medium length hair but prefer clean shaven. It just sucks shaving. One day I'll laser the hair follicles

K. What was it this week? Tacos? Coconuts? Brat?

Mind you the guy is a trillionaire or some shit.
He could literally pay someone to wash his asshole everyday, someone to wash his dick and someone to shave his beard and deduct it from his taxes like everything else.

you lost, tranny

Many women have moustaches if you do this

FUCK YOU OP.
RANDOM TWITTER WHO TAKES ARE NOT POLITICAL FOR Anon Babble. MAKE THE POINT YOURSELF OR FUCK OFF

a new ick has been unblocked

That’s COPE you’re COPING

Literally feeling the handful of longer hairs in my beard right now, fuck!

Why are you so shit at memeing though? I thought you were supposed to be the cool kids.

ick

That's disgusting but I'll allow it.

always, without fail, miss a little patch just to the left of my adams apple

i fucking hate shaving, it’s the one time i regret losing a lot of fat because now there’s so many contours on my face and throat. was easier when i was a bloatlord

i don't even bother shaving cleanly jsut cut the bush and if any hairs left fuck it
he is a warrior he survived the hair holocaust i let him live until the next time

Looks disgusting to women and gorillaly

If you don't get cute pussy this is why

This is huge; WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?

He's cosplaying as Ming the Merciless

I miss that spot a lot

I deliberately miss hairs to distract people in meetings. It's a billionaire power move.

elon musk runs five companies and missed a hair while shaving
i am now a liberal

Just use a trimmer, newfag

that happens to me all the time too

Thats the best argument they have against musk

Democrat sisters it’s over

This is why I stopped wiping my ass after I shit. The powerful smell of shit covers me and distracts people as I out maneuver them in business deals.

have bad gene s

still make humanity great

what is your excuse

This is why I stopped wiping my ass after I shit

flag

That's just cause you're Indian, mate.

Why would he care about women

What in Gods name is wrong with you OP?

he has like 20 hair follicles in his mustache in total, one hair is a crazy amount to miss.

electric shave in the shower

finish off strays with a pass of a razor

No cream needed, since (good) electrics shave closer and do 99.9% of the work. This is the ultimate way.

generation kill? hehe good show

he probably shaves in the shower with no mirror with his eyes shut whilst zoning out, what ya gona do about it

Was she a tranny?

ever since usaid was defunded leftypol has been completely gutted and now they make subpar observations/memes like this once a month

on how arbitrary stock movements are, i wouldn't be too surprised if this were true.

Imagine being so rich people bother inspecting your mustache hair and posting on the Internet about it to be seen by hundreds of thousands of people

Heat your face up with warm water, it opens pours. Then let shaving cream sit on your face for 3 minutes, then shave from bottom up. It should only slightly hurt

this, people that claim to not miss hairs spend hours being gay with themselves in the mirror or don't have the testosterone to grow a beard kek

average anglo-mutt bear type

he's aging like milk

you cant even grow facial hair, pablo

Eh, we've all missed hairs when shaving before.

the left talks about people, the right talks about ideas.

I can grow a moustache and a beard, i mostly leave my moustache
im white skinned btw

you have maybe a dozen hair on your upper lip, which you call a mustache, its easier to find them all

lol no you can't

I use a safety razor with Feather blades

be born in mexico

can't be of european blood cause you just can't okay

My desdain for anglos is big and my love for germany before 1945 is inmense

I haven't shaved since 2018

Reminder that fructosemutts and beanmutts are all equal to the external observer

buy safety razor with double side blades
defeat the sytem razor jew

I let my beard grow until it gets itchy and then trim in like 30 seconds with electric hair clippers. It's the lazy and easy way.

You guys really got him this time

wow, devastating.
A hair.

who said anything about anyone saving anything? you're making shit up, anon, and it's really tiresome. why are you canada-jeets so stupid? you should be cheering on your h1-b indian invader importer champion muskieman.

dude still has more money than all of us combined, is higher than a fucking kite all day long, and has children he completely ignores like a true alpha male, all regardless of whether any single one of us likes or accepts that fact. all that mockery doesn't change anything. legit, who is zooming in on this dude's face? is it your tranny-conservative alliance?

I've never seen a Mexican with a long beard, but I've seen plenty with thick short ones. The short brown, smooth faced laborers in front of Home Depot aren't a good representation of Mexicans as whole, because they likely have more native DNA than most, which is why they're in the predicament of being poor. Trump was right when he said they weren't sending their best.

funny how same person who made the post will never be a woman

Do Zoomers really

I've never seen one with a full beard. Always patchy.

no, Anon Babble stopped believing in this grifter as soon as he started worshipping indian asshole, now he literally has no followers beyond braindead alit lite conservatards who havnt had an original thought since 2014

i shave in the mirror so i can see what the fuck im doing

bleed

warm soapy water on the face then use a bit of gel/foam

also if you run the razor "backwards" against something it will draw hair out of it and so the razor won't be all gummed up and skip/catch. i like to also prepare a mug of boiled water to dunk the razor in, the razor itself being hot seems to help and at the very least the hot water loosens the bits of hair that tend to get trapped in it

shave against the grain of your hair too, it will result in a closer shave

when you're done wash your face

he ran them into the ground
twitter bleeds money
tesla is crashing
spacex has had one(1) successful mission and had to be overseen by the us gubberment
boring is just a holding company used to do financial crime
he got kicked out of paypal

>bleed

warm soapy water on the face then use a bit of gel/foam

use a styptic pencil, it stops bleeding right away

I’m a swarthy fuck and I use cheap ass bic comfort 2 razors and never cut myself. They’re inexplicably great. You can put conditioner on your face in the shower first as an additional protective measure.

you do the stuff i listed to not bleed in the first place

styptic pencils are a meme anyway, i just throw some peroxide on it when i get little cuts

It's rather sad yet quite amusing. Electric cars are now considered bad, and they resort to imperfections in someone's appearance. This is what the left can produce these days.

you do the stuff i listed to not bleed in the first place

ah, fair enough. the art of shaving has been lost on the younger generation

i just throw some peroxide on it when i get little cuts

that could work too, but doesnt seem as effective. I hold a styptic pencil to the wound and it goes away after a few seconds

Agreed. I don't have short hair. Matter of fact I don't have any hair... except chest, belly, back, arm, and leg hair.

styptic just jams up the cut with basically a more solid form of the stuff that goes into antipersperant

peroxide is actually no longer recommended for large cuts because it essentially dissolves the tissue and closes the cut by drying it out a ton. so on large cuts it can cause further tissue damage but on tiny scrapes it just foams up and deletes it instantly

the art of shaving has been lost on the younger generation

it used to be that your dad or dad-figure would teach you how to shave. it's as much a process as giving yourself or someone else a haircut, you can just see wtf you're doing with a normal bathroom mirror. that doesnt happen anymore and zoomers are too stupid to google it

Imagine how many times you must miss that hair for it to grow that long kek

Every race has their own quirks in regards to hair. Latinos and Whites seem to start graying in their early 30's, but Latinos take a decade longer to grow a decent non-patchy beard.
Asians and blacks don't go gray until they hit 40 and are more likely to retain juvenile hairline, however Asians can't grow beards at all, and never mind the obvious difference in hair texture (nappy vs straight)

i come here just for these keks

eh, it more so shuts off the blood vessels delivering blood to the open wound, if it's a wound like a shave nick, it's not a big deal

peroxide

ive always bleed still after using it.

it used to be that your dad or dad-figure would teach you how to shave

it's unfortunate we've come to this point that zoomers are no longer taught how to do manly things anymore. the majority of zoomers don't even know how to change a lightbulb

Is this what they're doing now? Really? lol

CEO

It must be tough shaving around those cod lips.

the majority of zoomers don't even know how to change a lightbulb

to be fair modern light fixtures are wack. to change my kitchen light i had to undo three wingnuts and then the dome was threaded onto a fixture with more hidden screws i needed an actual driver for. things are just designed worse than they used to be

i had a gaggle of zoomers help me repair some computers at work but because it's Dell Everywhere i had to keep explaining all the complicated sequences of levers and latches to hit just to get hard drives out, and kept having to say "if you buy a real computer for yourself it won't be nearly like this, usually it's two screws"

have one single hair sticking out of your face

wahahahahaha, look at this, look at him!

What the fuck is this guy doing to have a long beard and black eye the meeting with trump was yesterday

its so over for republicans, pack the bags

vaush calling anything "unkempt"

90% of the seethe about beards comes from either fags that can't grow one or corporate cucks that have never been allowed to. The other 10% is from women and no one gives a fuck what they think.

I still can't believe Blackrock is funding it's own downfall by bankrolling Elon's companies to MAGA!

The Tesla logo in a mirror becomes "AJEET"

I shit right on the table in the board room during negotiations. While they are busy calling security I am using those brief moments of time to plan my next move, gaining an edge.

Imagine being petty so petty and desperate you have to find a fucking mustache hair Elon missed while shaving in order to get in some kind of own.
Wonder how the fat fuck with the pony tail is doing with his hambeast slampig and his folder full of horse cocks and loli.

anyone else tired of hearing about this guy

Use preshave to make your beard hair stand up. Otherwise, you just have that girly soft skin and you should be used as a cocksleeve and cumdump.

got a slower but larger version of that gif that i never post so here

never had a father to teach you to shave did you tyrone?

tf

tp

cocksleeve cumdump with shitty stubble and cuts all over his face

No Thank You

gif

kek that's perfect
the hops of anticipation of the chinlet soiboi at the end is the cherry on top

dude, he's clearly micro-bearding aka microTacheing

Who
The
Fuck
Cares

he's weird

frump

taco

I feel ownd,like they're living in my mind non-consensualy

Looks disgusting to women and gorillaly

doesn't he have like a dozen kids with multiple young women?

Sigma male gigazillionare behavior.

They are litteraly searching with lenses to find anything wrong now.

bruh leave him alone his mother shaves hes retarded

Consider the following: Leftists are unintentionally shifting the overton window to the right. Look at their grievances

personal appearance

electric cars: bad

Trump is a pedophile

Aren't they arguing for traditional masculinity, internal combustion engines, and an end to pedophilia? That doesn't sound very liberal to me...

The British have become boors. The long nose hair that moves every time you breathe is the calling card of subtle power.

Do you guys ever get these like really thick whiskers in your beards? They are very annoying when you pull them out it doesn’t even feel like you ripped them out like you would a regular whisker. Anyone know what I am talking about? They are these super thick whiskers that stand out they are usually a bit darker then your regular whiskers? How do I prevent them?

its a sign of aging. you cant. i get the same thing, and also my few white hairs do the same shit (they stand very straight out and are THICC)

doesnt know most women are gold diggers

Based bong

I really don’t like them tho I have my girl pull them out with tweezers for me but sometimes she misses and pulls my real ones and that hurts. I would prefer to just prevent them so I don’t like your defeatist attitude hopefully someone else will respond in how to prevent them

For a literal billionaire its a pretty cheap cost to spread your genetics across the globe.