/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE old white dude EDITION

Steal the Sackler family’s money.

ban all drug commercials

hey curtis!

a lot of the media will go bankrupt

i like cock

this bitch

lol

here we go

just shoot her and do the world a favor

there's a cat just minding his own business in the background

leanna asshole

i like her

Lmao

CUTIE ALERT

Detained is the same thing as arrested

They're filming a documentary

Oh what, how to be an asshole 101?

I love her, bros

i like cock

gay

she doesn't look bad

SASS!

camerapeople are slippin on the kitties lately

Sure they will faggot

I just quit a job where I had to deal with cunts like this all the time

i'm hopped up on lucky charms and a whole thing of gatorade

Do you think she got home ok bros?

Yeah, that cop is power tripping

This bitch has no eyebrows

This cop is purposefully being a prick to her, but she kinda deserves it

This woman…

did you go to law school?

hopefully she gets run over

Fuck off faggot
Leanna isn't having it

She's going in.

dealt with her 5 times

lol that's why

putting down women in 2025

just fuck right off

i wanted to see her talk herself into arrest

Were you a psych nurse

The bike woman looks exactly like Lady Gaga without makeup.

Yeah, seems like she's a tough customer, but he is antagonizing her a bit

And I gotta say, if I saw this from a distance, I'd probably stare for a bit

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

so where the fuck are they? guise? can a retard get a stream plox? as payment, I offer this one apu (it was made in this thread)

Ma'am please get a bike light

NO, Fucck you!

sighs

I'm not sure why you guys see him as the aggressor

I would marry Leanna, bros. She's sexy.

way better than Gaga

Speaking of staring, I saw two people having sex in a Subaru tonight. Kinda gross.

I need a webm of this guy slowly backing dat ass up

He's doing the old junkie nod off while being arrested

check the previous thread

uhhhh, fuck I don't know, sir, are you just retarded?

I saw two people having sex in a Subaru tonight

Scissoring?

i couldn't tell if she has a rear light of if it was a reflector, but lights are the law everywhere. i see lots of riders using headlamps and flashlights for front lights though and it'd be silly to pull someone over for that

lesbians ?

or fucking a dog?

I would accuse the cop of trying to get a hate fuck but I think he's into black bitches

people get pulled over for it all the time on opl

this dude got his dose perfect

34?!?!?!?!?

tossing it in the garbage

based

I don’t know for certain but I saw a man near the car earlier. They put a blanket up over the driver side windows which is actually what caught my eye because it was patterned and rocking rhythmically.

based bitch

Tosses the ticket in the trash

Stop, Leanna, I can't love you any more!

that's what not wearing sunscreen and drugs will do: make you look 20 years older

its usually no lights at all or no rear light when i see it

Sassy bitches like that are so hot

ty fren

Most American thing one could do.

did you pay you last ticket

no I don't have he money. Give me another ticket

throws new ticket away

Women are such bratty retards
Enjoy you fine or jail time over something silly, cunt.

He'll be picking her up for the warrant in a few weeks.

but she asked him to write it at the beginning of the stop like he said

I need a new AC. This shit don't work

I forget where your at. It's been in the fifties the past few weeks here.

If she doesn't pay and has multiple more outstanding then they can arrest you next time. That's how every cop gets rid of junkies that everyone complains about they fire off tickets until they can legally put you in jail all weekend.

Checked trips
And it's been cold as fuck this week here in Ohio
I've never before had to use my heater in June, but I'll have it on overnight to be sure

Install VLC
Open Network stream
Paste in:
bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Tvpass.org shows 'limit exceeded' for some reason only the m3u8 stream works fo rme

fentanyl

I'd hate to be arrested by this queen and told what to do, that'd be really bad and not something that i'd want at all
I really hope she wouldn't put her knee on my neck

that face you pull when they ask you if it's H or fent

this guys a walking coma

DAS FETTY WOP

niggers lol

pure bliss

Hi Glenn

I know who can test the fent.

who's the zesty ass ginger cop?

face tattoos

fine, upstanding citizen

Rained almost the whole month of May too. Supposed to warm up next week.

Will we see Aurora Borealis on OPL

A&E showing reruns of LivePD has made it to where people assume OPLive is LivePD

the crazy eyes cure blonde next to her is hotter

he tried to shoutout his gmail address lol

Someone kicked Jellyroll's ass
No body walk through these doors on a winning streak

I haven't watched in so long that I forgot it wasn't

Is this guy gay or just a jovial, rotund heterosexual

I think they censored it, otherwise I'd BCC him some dick pics.

awooga pls give better view

Little Asian spinner
Lawd have mercy

Is this the start of a porno?

i absolutely would have hit him up

Hottie weekend.

I can save her

stripper or escort?
or both?

OUCH

all strippers are hookers if you have enough money

stripper or escort?

First one, then the other

what is your first name

rain

oof

All strippers are hookers you just have to pay them enough.

I would reem her if you know what I’m saying

5 years suspension for traffic violations (even with a pussy pass)

wew

would

We're on the same wave length

Oooh. Attitude incoming.

female driver

asian driver

it was over before it began

She tattooed her birthday oan her wrist

the braless sister looked hotter

my mom's gonna kill me

is it bad that that gave me a boner

ifunny watermark

faggot

She has nipple piercings

Save the coroner some effort when the time comes.

subs said Reem

Why is this retard drunk still there
Friends should have evac'd him immediately he's going to touch the cops too much and get arrested

This drunk fat fuck is going to get himself arrested

Nah, you're good.

absolutely degenerate and disgusting, would

This drunk fat fuck is going to get himself arrested

Looking for BWC

She tattooed her birthday oan her wrist

Looks like XI - VII - MMXI
11 - 7 - 2011
So, probably not a birthday?

sorry forgot to add the 9gag watermark too
sadly I'm a massive faggot

I've seen all the triple plays on Police Activity a while ago already

the video for the last triple play:
youtu.be/HI_nRFM8XG0

This dumb girl nearly talked herself into going to jail. When the cops pulled her over she jumped into a story about being involved in an accident.

Asian drivers, no survivors

Yeah, I googled that date and Michael Jacksons doctor getting convicted, Arab spring, and severe weather patterns in Oklahoma and Texas occurred.
Maybe she lost her virginity on that date?

Who cares? tattoos in general let alone dates are for absolute morons.

what stream am i supposed to watch?

Michael Jacksons doctor getting convicted, Arab spring, and severe weather patterns in Oklahoma and Texas

wild day

i hope someone got a screen of that face when they came back

Maybe it's the date her daddy went out to get smokes

Zonked

Her mugshot should be on the Daytona FL jail roster if this happened earlier

When you nutted but she still suckin'

me when dan puts on a shitty show

did you take something today?

least convincing "no" of all time

when she nut and i keep suckin

This guy looksike THATS ME IN THE CORNER singer.

Looks like she rolled a 5
Roll for your generic girl tattoo:
0. Single word written in script (Imagine, breathe, stronger, etc...)
1. Cartoon/Anime character
2. Wind chime
3. Feather
4. Date
5. Song Lyric/Poem/Bible Verse
6. Flower
7. Tribal/Geometric pattern
8. Flash/Sailor Jerry
9. Animal
Doubless. Ex baby daddy's name
Tripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)

that is one memeable crackhead kek

without the potential death part it must be fun to be that high

was she asian? in florida I assumed she was cuban or PR

Every 5th dose of Narcan should be a placebo.

the (hotter) sister looked latino

i don't get it. when do the niggers get lit up for pulling a gun on a cop?

Why did the pursuing cop not block the fleeing white sedan after it collided with the SUV, or after it stopped at the corner? They never block properly ever

That accent was Asian

I've been that high and I can confirm that it is, but it's not worth it in the long run at all.

guy thought his pos kia shitbox was a race car

when do the niggers get lit up for pulling a gun on a cop?

This guy should've absolutely been shot when he started running towards a populated area with that rifle

Officer Klutz.

the officer eats shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN' RETARD

I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU

I'M GONNA SHOOT OUT

I'M SUPER SERIOUS I'LL DO IT

*doesnt*

yo this pig is out of breath after running for like 4 seconds

that was a satisfying sound and drop

based

Officer von bust ass

Old timer just wanted his Colt45

it just sounded like stuck up rich girl

The bums drink the same beer here

I'm a vet

no he isn't

for fucks sake help him up, what an asshole cop

GVG is a great place to get reasonably priced beer in Vegas and they're all over the Valley. Guessing this one's on Boulder Highway.

Farleyesque

why isn't this dude in a taxpayer funded home? this country is garbage. total kike death

Dude lost half his foot

So many nigger riots get started because the cops shoot one of them in the back. Like no shit they're running away from the cops with a gun they're going to get a bullet to the back.
But, anyway, cops in most places are super concerned about using their firearm before getting shot at to avoid issues.

he left his show and his glasses

Vietnam. Yep.

mfw Dan cuts away from high octane excitement to show us a mentally ill vagrant yelling at storm grates

I thought she was asian, but you might be right she could be latina. Her skinny frame and crime made me think she's asian though.

National Geographic presents: Niggers

I'm a Vietnam vet

No.

niggers with 18 kids consume all public housing

I've lived around Puerto Rican and Cuban bitches all my life and a few Americanized Asian girls. She's Asian. Probably either Vietnamese or a Flip.

Some have earned them in prison for stabbing child molesters and Niggers during race riots. Shouldn't be so quick to judge. I know a fool with his face so tatted they call him dust face. He has a swazi on his mouth. Everything he says is some real money getting shit or how to fuck over niggers and spics. He wanted to leave bags of fent at the bus stops lol. Straight skinhead gangster. Would never steal from you. Iv trusted him with a lot over the years and he always comes thru

this nigga crosseyed

sheeeeit

Every bum says they were in vietnam, even here despite us never being in Vietnam.

I determined this as well. Asians are more nasally. Latinas have almost husky voices.

pretty good ep

then send all the niggers back to africa. why is this even an issue.

this guys eyes are splitting my sides

taxpayer funded home

the closest you'll get are buildings that collect social security and benefit checks in exchange for residency and upkeep but fail to pay the mortgage or for upkeep, pocket the money, and scatter as the building is foreclosed upon, the residents evicted, the structure demoed, and condos erected in their place

this nigga crosseyed

He needs to be made smaller

based kia owner hitting motorcycle fags

thank you for your service

What a mess.

Did I just hear "He's not responsive"?

like that dude from everett

CHARLIE'S IN THE BUSHES

i haven't seen a tv commercial since 2016

Mute that shit it's all brain rotting psyops

Did you check trivago?

heard "he's not responding" didn't understand the context

no it's interesting. i thought there would be more fag and kike shit, but they don't seem to have changed in the last decade. granted i've only seen what's on this commercial break.
i've also only seen white people

tendies at Applebees with eight sauces for just $15.99

No, but I tapped ya moms vago

what slop was he eating

endless shrimp

Applebee’s is going to get ran out of business by nogs like red lobster

They ruined his Hungry Man meal

salisbury steaks?

one of eight sauces

crosseyed nigger arrested

dindu nuffin

I FROM ALANA

emergency protective custody

Looks British.

yo nigga just wanted to heat up his bachelor chow

Guaranteed that was a racial slur that Richie said "that's not nice"

wow it's even more of a ripoff than I thought, the restaurant industry is due for an implosion because that's an unbelievable ripoff

applebees

Interact with police in place X

Inform the police that you are from place Y

For what purpose?
100%

The shrimp are breaded and likely mostly breading. I read somewhere that the shrimp are actually split in half.

a little too sauced up

Maybe hoping they drive him to the city limits and kick him out

richie hits about 1/100

did I miss the memo that the new excuse for driving like a retard is you need to take a shit?

HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ma'am, why didn't you stop exactly where my sirens suggested

We need to bring back OPL bingo
I need to shit would have hit right now

it's the oldest excuse in the book

yo this big buck nigga gonna flip the car

hey wait what happened to the other guy? the buff cop host? did they just swap him out?

based texas DPS actually catching these nogs

No comment on what the escapees have in common, Dan?

youve never worked construction. i've seen guys run into the woods with their pants down and shit squirting out their ass while they're still on the move. alcohol induced ibs is real.

pedo smile

Former police chief

Murder and rape

Jesus

White male

Literally the only time OPL mentions race. F U Abrams

If this guy was an ex police chief there's no way they are catching him he's already living in Mexico

charming

pedo escape artist

niggers escape through a toilet

white man escapes by posing as an officer and having another officer let him out

I nearly shit myself running tonight. Awful.

anyone willing to save her?

Why are you calling him a pedo?

apparently this guy grant hardin had a tv documentary about him "devil in the ozarks"

his face when

running is traumatic on the GI to some degree.

What would he do for money though?

mostly because he raped an elementary school student, sorry if that was too presumptuous

red lobster only got hit by it because they had to buy their shrimp from one supplier because of their corporate contracts

Holy shit, yeah, that's exactly what his escape plan was

it was a teacher not a student

kill and rape

He raped a teacher, not a student.

running

so are you kenyan or ethiopian?

I am intrigued.

Officer bullshit here

Oh, it's just the wind.

oh my bad, he's just a rapist not a child rapist

He didn't rape the students anon, please don't besmirch the man. Just call him a regular rapist and a murderer.

holy shit it's nothing but white people again. when did commercials get rid of all the niggers?

that looks like a pedo

I'm wanted for rape, murder, and rape

You said rape twice

I like rape

ex-cops have an advantage because they know how cops think, and how stupid most of them are

SINCE YOU THINK YOU KNOW SO MUCH, DID YOU KNOW SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18 WHEN WE FIRST MET? GET YO FAX STRAIGHT BRUH

one of the greatest moments of television I ever saw

Somebody probably wants this

somebody SURELY taps that every day

yo leave them alone they aren't doing anything.

good posture, dirty feet

It's been a minute I probably would

Blazing Saddles is a classic

Santa there is thinking that he's just one woman away from a pretty comfy but austere and simple life.

wood berry

Cops are only there because someone complained, likely because they're wasted out of their minds yelling outside

She looks pretty soft. Plenty of cushion for the pushing

ha i thought she might get let go

oh finally, a white peepo arrested for the first time in this show's history.

What is that? What the fuck is that?
Ho lee jesus

the meth pipe in my bra is not mine

honorary nigger

Yeah she seemed to be doing ok on the sobriety tests
But now she's fucked

I fucked her

I can save her

having trouble driving on amphetamine

jesus christ

driving high on meth

crossing lane lines multiple times

implicate your boyfriend when you're caught

throw away the key

Nigga with the dog looks fuckin blind with those shades lmao

we need judge dredd now. i can't wait any longer.

OH!

Oh we got an angry neighbor now

i'm about to abandon my neetdom and go get a job as a cop in moore

that's not mine

it's in your bra

smooth

Wtf is that a british accent on an oklahoma cop

White

devil

thousands of horrible POC criminals

none get called devil

he seems like a fag and a half, reddit moderator lookin' head ass

The shit stirrer
The type of asshole who feels brave to come out to trash talk when the cops are there

He's from London.

Dorothy is 35 years old

born and raised in London

Yep officer breathes heavy all the time is a Bongladeshi

your kind comes here and gets mad at all our freedoms so they join the pigs thinking they can change that.

In that case he's moved up in the world desu, good for him

it's not her bra

new bread

tbf white criminals tend to be more nefarious, because niggers just do animal shit and get caught. he was the chief of police and he was murdering and raping.

its dan's bra

AWRSUM!

He ain't the only one, Yule Zaagman is the other.

BIG GULP

An older woman winked at me today and I’d be lying if i said i didn’t feel something.

FOOKIN ELL, PARTNER!

oh, there are all the niggers in commercials. i was starting to think this wasn't america or something.

Maybe she was just chilling at home, but no english and wearing those clothes as an obese illegal is probably no bueno

DEPORT

asuka fren?

This week was weak
Maybe the next two shows will be better

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note?