Brit/pol/ regex it

Jewish nonsense

I'm never on brit/pol/. For some reason it always comes off as really depressing to me. I am looking forward to reform winning the next election tho

Lads I'm sorry I get so angry at everything. im just so lonely and poor. You know how it can really drag you down and stuff.

Zia Yusuf's party have some based policies desu. Can't wait to further dismantle the old british colonial institutions and increase the amount of brothers coming over for key services.

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Yeah I'm only here because I made a "disrespectful" joke about the Irish on /brit/
Mental how much worse brit/pol/ is, much less political too somehow

Can you at least change up your writing style a little? It's obvious that you're the same sad act who LARPs with SEA/chink flags all the time.

Wait until you interact with our lonely seething barnacle that seethes at everything from his rancid flat in runc... Warsaw.

Native irish or nu-irish?

The Tories are going to drop Kemi for Jenrick and spend the next 4 years trying to pretend they are a right wing party.
I'd bet the plebs will fall for it when the media gets behind the con and baits everyone in to thinking that this time it will be different.

Kneecap

every non-white coworker of mine in software dev can't into regex. it's so funny.

Does the Anon Babble filter system actually use proper regex or are there some limitations?

Defeated by the filter option

kek

The numbers will be less than now. A step in the right direction is good.

Wide is the path that leads to destruction but narrow is the path that leads to leads to salvation

Your numbers mean nothing.

boring

But its a piece of piss. If they can't into regex, how can they into fizzbuzz?

several years ago i had to write a "scanner" that would pull out various "threat intelligence" from emails, stuff like urls, ip, cidr blocks, etc. regex was basically my life for a few months.

Hopefully they won't but since they have fallen for it for 80 years of election cycles, why not one more.

every non-white coworker of mine in software dev can't into regex. it's so funny.

I can't into lookaheads and capture groups, but basic-bitch regex is extremely useful but I also haven't seen my coworkers use any regex.

What was your aha moment?

ive recently started a job where I will use regular expressions sometimes.
could someone please explain the significance of the link in OP?
is it a tool to generate them?

Tonight, fuck

Nogs have crime written through them like a stick of rock

its for developing them testing it matches/captures what you want

Warplanes have been flying over my house all week. It's like they're trying to get us used to seeing them.

Its for testing them mate, pretty self explanatory. First box is for your regex, second box is for your test data.

they're practicing for the NIMBY bombing runs on high fertility white areas

Reg ex is best utilized for web scraping pay scales for jobs.

California mandated that all jobs post the salary range or however the place structures pay

However, that means yearly pay = hourly pay to administration.

So job postings are all over the place for wages but only posted once per job.

I tried this on KP Healthcare and was able to make a nice CSV of the wages across all job postings in 30 minutes.

3000+ job postings scraped with pay scales. I did it for 4 weeks

jannies autosaging thread

Standard.

Regex is a kafir tool to confuse people with parentheses and backslashes. Useful only if you’re searching for shirk in a corrupted JSON file. Every time you escape a character, you're escaping your fitrah. Do not submit to arbitary syntax rules. Fear Allah and open a mushaf.

Kill. All. Niggers.

Russia threatens IRBM missile strikes

thread spam ceases

Pattern_recognition.pdf

Bradford on countryfile

city of culture

white 20 something brunette lass banging on about how good it is that 25% of bradfords population is under 18 and how Bradford has one of the highest rates of <18s in the coubtry

mfw

I misunderstood then, this is just the regular reg ex site?

Pimping out the population, again.

wtf do you mean
it's a website someone made that lets you test regexes
dont get me started on how backreferences arent regular

Imagine still living in Bradford or Rotherham as a white person after knowing what goes on there

they're all from circular family trees aren't they

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Preparing to serve Israel and murder children again no doubt.
Each flight costs your lifetime's tax.

Reform UK will launch a new “Doge” council unit to crack down on waste and inefficiency.

Nigel Farage’s party has assembled a team of software engineers, data analysts and forensic auditors, which will visit each of the 10 councils Reform controls – starting with Kent on Monday – to look at ways to save money.

The group, appointed by Zia Yusuf, the Reform chairman, is modelled on Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency in the US.

It will be headed by a leading tech entrepreneur. Reform has not yet named him, although the party says he has a specialism in data analytics and has also been a turnaround chief executive.

The announcement comes a month after Reform gained its first foothold in local government when it seized control of eight local authorities from the Tories and two from Labour.

Mr Yusuf said: “For too long, British taxpayers have watched their money vanish into a black hole. Their taxes keep going up, their bin collections keep getting less frequent, potholes remain unfixed, their local services keep getting cut.

“Reform won a historic victory on a mandate to change this. As promised, we have created a UK Doge to identify and cut wasteful spending of taxpayer money. Our team will use cutting edge technology and deliver real value for voters.”

Huh, didnt know about the missile threat kek
Yep. Handy for doublechecking stuff on the go.

Based Zia Yusuf dismantling the coutry.

it's a website someone made that lets you test regexes

im saying this website is one that existed for years already and I merely misunderstood the significance.
thanks for the help.
thanks

cancels all council services

outsources it to exceptionally cheap contractors

sells off all council properties

tax remains the same

Gee, thanks.

She'll be in for a shock when the only people interested in her art gallery in a field are the wh*te boomers who've travelled for the event

simple stuff maybe, but regex can get mind meltingly complex.

REEE RACISM IS TAUGHT NOT LEARNT

If you learn something, doesn't that mean you've been taught?

Well that little niglet just taught her a whole lot of racism.

muslims have a history of lying

this time it will be different

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Rothschild conspiracy is a hoax

free free Palestine

got his prison clothes on already

The earliest evidence of Islamic influence in England dates to the 8th century, when Offa, the Anglo-Saxon king of Mercia, minted a coin with an Arabic inscription, largely a copy of coins issued by a contemporary Abbasid ruler, Caliph Al-Mansur.[21] In the 16th century, Muslims from North Africa, the Middle East and Central Asia were present in London, working in a range of roles, from diplomats and translators to merchants and musicians.[22]

Islam literally helped underpin the foundations of the UK's finance industry.

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who gives a shit what this dimwit has to say about anything?

Hes probably the pakiflag

Was he really in Tel-Aviv since his release? I find that hard to believe.

NO
NOT LIKE THAT
NOT. LIKE. THAT

Niggers taught me not to like them.

He was in tel aviv all along

Millions of Norfs, who should be kicking out Starmer the harmer instead of having a little punch up every couple of months. They are being led around by the nose BY the nose.

We have told you this for years J0sh lad

surprised that a jew worshipping mossad asset would be in tel aviv

Literally why is this shocking?

Islam literally helped underpin the foundations of the UK's finance industry.

literally one of the most evil things on the planet

People really are getting sick of blacks. Like we all hate them.

But thats how education works, sharty.
Every white should learn that

No

corr can't wait for another Rupert Glowe post to read and a podcast of lotuseaters with Sargoy to enjoy on monday.

Arabia =/= islam
You'd know that if you were a real paki

It's funny how it's systematically robbing the nation dry of all its assets and depositing the wealth to the Global Caliphate.

I'm Irish-Yemeni

Rupos a good lad, he should just force his way back into reform and boot farage and yusuf out

appointed by Zia Yusuf

Reform has not yet named him, although the party says he has a specialism in data analytics and has also been a turnaround chief executive.

Is his name Zia?

If you don't hate niggers, you don't know them well enough.

I usually only use it piped into perl.

Regex is a kafir tool to confuse people with parentheses and backslashes.

Just wait till you see lisp (let ((email-regex "^[a-zA-Z0-9._%+-]+@[a-zA-Z0-9.-]+\.[a-zA-Z]{2,}$"))

just boot out the guy funding everything

just kick out the white monkey who everybody loves

"Rupo" is a literal who racist faggot who needs to resign himself to history and rope. Ropert is a more fitting name.

They stole it. The way they stole persia and alexandria, etc. etc.
They'll claim all our history as their own, too. They are a parasitic people, like their jewish cousins.

ring ring

ring ring

hyello thiis is vlyadyumeer selensskyy

alrught volodymyr lad, listen, we'll call off all your debts if you extract the elephant's foot from reactor 4 and drop it directly on the kaaba

make sure it's uninhabitable for at least 20,000 years and we'll let you keep all the equipment for free too

Fuck off blocko this nu larp is already stale

It's the same larp he always does. It's boring.

Awe True to Rupert.
Idk how he'd get back into reform. He should just out perform nigel as an independent and show everyone what a cluts nige is. He should even call out reform in parliament for being too soft, but then again that may make them lose votes.
Best case is reform win next election.

be on politics board

shout muh larp muh larp all day

Why are you even here?

His name will be Mohammed Yusuf and it'll just be (Muhammad) Zia(uddin) Yusuf with a fake mustache.

Why are you even here?

unironcally to avoid people like you, but you insist on being everywhere because you're a disgusting parasite

Some durgasoft engineer no doubt.
I hate all BAMEs.

it will be the covid guy

durgasoft engineer

Aww. Want a safe space? Maybe try reddit you pathetic autist faggot.

Fucks with my brain that there are people out there who will genuinely stick up for the wog, trying to excuse that behaviour.
Thank fuck that girl got a lesson on nigs at such a young age.

Got some disposable vapes

just boot out the guy funding everything

If reform needs paki money, then it's not representing the English.

just kick out the white monkey who everybody loves

Who made Nigel "Britain's only hope"? Was it Nigel, by backstabbing all the competition?

hollyweird really fucks them up

Strange how this muzzie writes exactly the same way Josh does.

go fuck yourself

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Nigel is a rat. Reform made a grave mistake by allying with him.

pattern recognition, it's just noticing and not saying anything and storing away what you noticed until the next time you see them up to something

free lucy and the other lucy

swap to pakiposting as soon as he gets called out

every time

I think the trick is to stop talking about namecunts

Agreed
Persian is an actual culture and traded with the world due to geographic position
Islam isn't and didn't
Rewriting history to claim islam was an important force in that time period is just a straight lie.

I can read Sanskrit now
Shocking
But true

Do you have an urge to poo in the street and molest women in public?

s rank in anything

Awfully kind of you.
Converting to Sihki?

the hunger for (you)s is too much for him
he's like a digital cambodian

I can read upskirt now

What's the point of grouping "reg"? It's the same every time.

77 brigade shitting and pissing themselves

they may get a weapon shoved into their hand

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A jock theological did it way back. Originally
I didnt think i'd be possible
na, Loads of stuff in India makes no sense. It just makes it more complicated

Too bad they aren't the ones in charge, jews are.

Girl willies

errr

Semites are in charge, jews and arabs

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Uh. I mean vaginas

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2 breeds of the same dog species

Abrahamic "do as the invisible man in the sky tells you" bullshit has no place in the west.
We got rid of that bollocks. Inviting a different flavour back in was one of the worst decisions we've made in the last 200 years.

Start planting ash trees lads.

Abrahamic

No such thing, Avi.
There is only Christianity, pisslam and talmudism are just low IQ derivatives.
You worthless kike rat.

has no place in the west.

Christianity IS the West, shlomo.
We tried Athiesm and it has led to the destruction of the occident and the ascention of the kike filth and their minions.

Chinks invading Taiwan soon

Why's that mate?

Any skins here blasting Judge Dread on this lovely Sunday?
youtu.be/Sx1V2C7SP2s

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Firewood for future bames

k bye

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an osint trannie taught me how to use this to search for BBC on my social media feed

The right in the UK is shit.

You've got the "Dolt Right" populated by morons (Lozza, Stephen Taxi-Lemon). Council house chavs aving a rant innit. Fuck off.

And you've got the Dementia Right in the media. I swear every time I open The Telegraph I get a whiff of unemptied bedpan, its like trying to visit a permanently angry geriatric in hospital. They whinge everything has gone to the dogs having created a country where the tunnel under the Thames cost more in planning documents before anyone has dug anything than the second most expensive tunnelling project in the world, the most expensive railway in the world (bat tunnels, half its underground), the most expensive nuclear power stations in the world (fish disco) and the most expensive housing in the world. They can't figure out what went wrong, something to do with woke?

Whats left is the Midwit Right which is basically just 00s trolls in middle age. You can read Unherd or The Critic or The Spectator or Spiked once or twice and enjoy it but then you realise they just take anything and "think the unthinkable". Its just right wing Charlie Brookerism. Wot if global warming would be good. Wot if having cancer is good for you. Wot if reading books is bad for you. Wot if child sacrifice has a silver lining. Wot if. Wot if. Wot if. Most intelligent people in their lives will have a few pet unusual ideas. When you're trying to crank three a week out it succumbs to formula in the end. I don't need to read any of it now, I could write it all myself. I don't really think it is being right wing at this point, its just a bit twattish.

Its all so lazy. I know in advance The Telegraph will refer to anyone to the left of fucking Himmler as "woke" like that is supposed to mean something. I know in advance if The Critic or Unherd write about resident doctors, they'll call them "medical students" (whoops we accidentally on purpose completely misunderstood their professional status! Hahaha pwnnnn'd!)

Its grim as fuck.

MI5 glowniggaz are watching you touch yourself at night

You wouldn't follow Woden if he called you to fight?

wow almost like the state occupying the country won't allow a real one to exist because it would oppose all of their goals?

God: You can live forever in heaven if you want

Atheist: No heaven doesn't exist and neither do you

God: Ok

Another retard. It's like you people have to join some fucking retarded club or you don't feel safe.
Religions are chains for your mind. And no, that doesn't make me an athiest. It just means I don't need god filtered through a con man.

Just don't like em, doesn't need a thesis on the subject. And whatever wondrous political fantasy you might bring to life, it's these same set of twats you're going to have to live with once the dust has settled. So best get used to it :D

there is no right wing

i had a 3 week string of good luck on the escort sites and im not taking a break from it. too many ads look fake and you have no idea whats waiting behind that door. everytime my was heart was racing as i approached the flat and i told myself to just do it. all 3 were authentic and looked identical to the pictures

>dont be a faggot

im free of your chains dad

faggot

Most council house chavs don't give a fuck about politics they just dislike anyone who's attempting to cross them. Fair enough imo but it doesn't get them far

btw I thought this general was saying chavs don't exist a few years ago?

they exist but in the same way as pixies and gnomes theyre like house elves

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This is a left wing analysis. I can tell because you clearly haven't read the telegraph and spectator

You're going to get raped one of these days acting like that ffs

regex is piss easy
NGMI

Nigger

Maybe in Surrey but not round here lol, the LARPing "roadmen" you people were complaining about probably all have shitty dreadlocks and are being scammed off for ket in uni by now.

Orwell in 1984 was basically right about them. Given them football and beer and wind them up with nonsense but "lacking general ideas" it will never lead to anything. Eric Blair in real life was a massive snob but he wasn't wrong.

you walk up the apartment stairs and you can hear a door open. you walk inside not knowing who is hiding behind the door then you see the girl and relax a little. its fucking terrifying

Reminds me of when my mate went to a "japanese" escort off vivastreet off his tits and it was obviously a trafficked chinese bird who couldn't speak english. He went through with it but he was very upset once the comedown hit.

Not only will you be suffering with a sore bum, your wallet, phone, car, house keys and house will have all been looted and there's also the worry of waiting for the aids test results

You walk up the tower block stairs and all you can hear is the echoing chirps of smoke alarms in need of a battery change

Also the fact that if his ID is in his wallet they can do all sorts of dogy shit/they can burgle him again and he can't do anything.

i used a condom

A jonno won't save you from tyreese and the lads

Too much risk for little reward desu

What happened? Joking, don't care.

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nigger
HALLELUJAH
they don't understand the things I say on twitter

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People carry their ID with them?

You think wogs are logical?

i knew these girls were far more likely to be legit because they had a 5-10 reviews on adultwork and the phone numbers were identical. one of them was more stunning in person than in the pictures

sucked off any cousins recently?

OMG PIC OF QUEER SHAGGING A MELON LEAKED
WE NEED TO HAVE A GENERAL ELECTION NOW

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kek this will be good. Clews is about to go off on Alexander Johnson for being a regime pos

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Based strawberry thief

They do, bouncers are arseholes.
Fair enough I'm not one of the anti-prozzie brigade just seen what's happened to people before from one drunk decision.

doesn't have a beard

Ah.

Atheism is a belief, the belief that there isn't a God

Ive worked in tech for 25 years as a software engineer and in other roles. Never met a black person who can understand regex. Chinese no problem, even indians (at least the good ones) have no problem. But not a single black person.

I've known 3 Lloyds in my life and 1 of them was black and because of that I tend to think of Lloyd as a black name despite it being a 1/2 ratio

a single ink blot ruins the whole canvas

tommy posted it so it's probably from 5 years ago and was in a different country

I'm the pope, I swore myself in

you fuckin retards must think your pc was handed down by god himself.
Anyway, I'm fond of regsub myself

What about polish?

His smarter brother that pushed the 5g disinfo campaign during covid whilst being escorted around by his sikh glowie handler and mysteriously being let out of jail immediately after inciting protesters multiple times?

It is in a different country and its happening now

Clews genuinely looks like gove.

Why isn't Tommy live on X like he promised?

all the lloyds I've known were black but I grew up in south london the other owns a bank

Too much marching powder.

george

fLoyd

0MGGG

No man should be declared infallible

jejjing

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Why does mentioning Tommy send certain spastics into a wild frenzy. Weirdos

Tomi*

that's why you do your research on the girl first, ukpunting is the best place to look for reviews. I've never had any problems apart from one girl with a smelly bum. The worst story i've heard was a guy getting robbed outside the flat by some Romanian guys which is why i always stayed away from EE girls and only saw girls that worked from hotels that's the safest way to do it.

Nope. Clews is a boring wanker. Back to AtomicShrimp

it's ok I changed a bunch off stuff around

im the real Crynonce now

Most lads I know under 30 are clean shaven and have no visible tattoos, proper cringe that shit honestly. Almost like skinny jeans or a manbun.

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In Britain's second-largest city, some areas are 86% Muslim, Pakistani flags fly from lampposts and ugly sectarian politics threaten to tear the social fabric apart, as DAVID PATRIKARAKOS discovers in a devastating dispatch

Reminder that there is no right wing media in Britain

Barbara Roche probably.

If prostitution is the oldest profession, how did anyone have the money to pay?

I grew a beard in my teens cause I got fed up of being carded.

The mail are right wing because they mentioned brown people and someone did a hitler salute back when the entire royal family did it too.

I’m obsessed with josh

Sad

Israel connection upsets groypers, glowies naturally hate him and bames recoil in demonic disgust. The rest of us don't really mind him but view him as a flawed hustler

Israeli funded agitators are posting in this bake

Checked that atomic shrimp channel and it seems a bit gay

Dan Hodges has a face like Mason Verger from Hannibal

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he's dead lad

The majority view him as a Jewish "controlled opposition" figurehead.

mad i checked the thread at lunch time, and the bald kike was malding then, don't tell me he's been malding 8 hours straight now?

his scambaiting stuff was pretty funny when it was fresh, bit boring now
not interested in his other stuff

controlled opposition = keeps getting imprisoned on trumped up charges

I mean its not hard.
But the problem is if you dont use it for a long time, you forget it easily and its a pain in the ass to get used to it again.

it's a politics board, not a youtube eceleb slop social club, you fucking jewish consoomah golems.
anybody who slides topics with soap opera shit is a jewish plant. the dirty snakes thrive on reducing everything to slop.

you've never done a flat in call?

Probably don't need to bother now pal.

jew rented his mum out for shekels

the uk is palestine adjacent. israeli shills who suck rabbi cock are the lowest of the low

Not a fan of his geological stuff, but his budget and foraging videos are comfy.
I'm not shaving it off.

ffs you're back

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he's smarter than jeremy and is pretty good on the climate scam but he's a left leaning so I don't support him but at least he's willing to talk to the likes of clews

women have a million ways to extract value

kek the gobbo thread is getting traction

fuck off to /init/ if you want a chat, faggot.

wedeservebetter.uk/

Labour wants you to think there is no alternative, but there is. The Greens have won a historic four seats, Labour was trounced by Jeremy Corbyn and several other independents have unseated Labour bigwigs or come close to doing so and if we start organising now, we can win those seats and many more at the next election.

The fire rises!

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He doesn't need to when mongs keep falling for his larps

Still can't believe they got away with putting a wig on Jimmy Saville and letting him marry the king.

People often fall for obvious reddit bait, can't expect people to recognise written cadences

4 pro-palestinian MP's

left wing

vote for hope

Still no shortage of morons, I see.

kek

Exchange for food, shelter, protection.

blackpilling.

demanding total control

mfw assuming direct control

Zealots, All convictions were passed by Leninist judges. Not a jury
Communist regime

why did he have to be a jewish asset. why

epic

Has Slobdan stopped seething about his lack of creamy buns yet?

i've done a few but they had good feedback

We'll find out

wish the reapers would come and wipe out the muzrats tbqhwy

Could you imagine the reaper they'd make from the biomass? Itd need its own sesignated shitting solarsystem.

Shalom Tomev Rubenstein

they'd probably be about as useful as their inbred offspring, ie a total genetic failure

lmao, you're losing so hard you're resorting to vidya coming true. fucking rat.

is jR/bJ5e/ goblin or the pole