You have 7 seconds to say why you're not Roman Catholic

This. The mythology is cool, the religion itself sucks (pedo priests, heavy use of guilt to control people, still has control in many aspects of life, it's pretty communist). Also, Catholicism is basically stealth polytheism. At least it's still better than Judaism and especially Islam

who is adoneus? the liberator, the true vine? jupiter sabazios, father and son that have become one, the children of light and the pierced messiah of the dead sea scrolls, executed and ran through with a spear; the body of christ is merely a body, how many walked with man? how many have you killed?

I agree with women being modest (but not to the point of wearing garbage bags over their entire body), but if you look at a random woman wearing normal clothes and you get a boner and an urge to do the needful you're a 65 IQ retard that's barely smarter than a dog

Because the Roman Catholic Church is the descendant of the Roman empire. It started when one of the emperor claim the God of Israel and Abraham and Sol Invictus are the same in order to retain power while the population was converting to Christianity. This is why Catholics have so many goofy rituals that are holdovers from the Roman empire. In conclusion I am a Christian and not a Catholic because I follow Christ, not sol invictus.

I am saved from my sins and eventually my corruptible mortal body by God's grace, and not by works. My good works (deeds) come from my love for God and my fellow human being. When I fail, I am upset by how this hurts God, and it makes me want to do better, and I know that I am not condemned. This is the essence of Salvation.

Rome doesn't exist any more

worshiping Mary is wrong
the pope is a commie
indulgences are bullshit
purgatory lmfao

Because I'm too old and wise. Religions are tools used on the serf population. We are just infinite beings having a physical experience.

Because my dad's family switched Rites in the 60's.

I reject jewish filth.

the sun is real

Why are they naked in church?

lol Christianity is always stealth polytheism.

Pretty much

I'm not a beaner or a mongolian slav nigger.

Satan loves shit like this

I prayed to god for something really hard and saw all these things making me feel like it was gonna come true. And it didn’t. And it was very sudden and seemed really mean. So I don’t trust god right now. Also there’s no evidence that he exists. So there’s no evidence that he exists and my experience with him was bad, I have no reason to worship at the moment. I’m certainly not against it but I need some sort of either scientific proof or personal experience that proves it. There’s a few things I want from life right now and we’ll see what happens. If it happens I will certainly consider believing, but if my life follows the same trajectory then there’s just no reason to believe/worship. It would be a waste of time. I do not think less of anyone who does believe however. I am happy for them, I’m sure believe in god is a great feeling.

Funny. Because Luther said that that had nothing to do with it, and that his apostacy was because he wanted his followers to "sin, and sin boldly."
And considering your insane number of troon clergy, he got what he wanted.

It was pagans that latched onto Christianity which created the Catholic church

Jesus said call no man your Father
Catholics say you can call the clergy Father
Jesus said no Idols
Catholics say Here use these statues to bow down to and kiss the feet of as an aid to worship
Jesus said He is the only mediator
Catholics say you need to pray to the saint of your cause or pray to Mary. No need to pray to Jesus

Jesus says To not use repetitious prayers like the pagans do
Catholics say to repeat the rosary prayer until you are blue in the face

I don't worship the jews, nor the whites that betrayed their own race to hand over power to the jews.

So there are a whole bunch of unrepentant sodomites who are Saved right along side you?

Dad got raped by catholic priest so he became jewish

Imagine even wanting to be in the same room as that many women who will bicker and complain about everything and who's iq might be lower in total than

Satan = Adversary (of jews).
I see why (You) are afraid, but the following is far better for humanity than your jewish filth!

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Isn't this an injunction to stop looking at women lustfully rather than to cover them all in bed-sheets?
Blaming women for your lustful thoughts when looking at them is like a fatty blaming cheeseburgers for his weight problem rather than his own gluttony.

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Because im russian orthodox

I recall the loving words of our Lord where he said
I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

I mean How can one believe without repentance?

Why are all of these guys sitting in church with out shirts on?

The Jews in Southern Egypt in the 4th century BC were polytheistic.

Jesus said call no man your Father

Catholics say you can call the clergy Father

And yet God explicitly calls men fathers in the Decalogue. Almost like you're dishonestly confusing the word-meaning distinction here.

Jesus said no Idols

Catholics say Here use these statues to bow down to and kiss the feet of as an aid to worship

Seems you don't know what the word "idol" means.

Jesus said He is the only mediator

Catholics say you need to pray to the saint of your cause or pray to Mary. No need to pray to Jesus

Blatant lie.

Jesus says To not use repetitious prayers like the pagans do

Catholics say to repeat the rosary prayer until you are blue in the face

Hmm... and where do those prayers, including the Our Fater come from...? If only I could remember Who taught us the Our Father. I'm sure His name will come to me any minute. Oh, right! So seeing as Christ gave us a prayer and explicitly told us to repeat it, maybe your strip mall tranny pastor's interpretation of that passage is incorrect?

I'm guessing the bridesmaids all have the same outfit, and its shoulder less.

I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school. I was an altar boy, and my uncle was a priest. I refused to be confirmed because even at a young age, I could see the need to control the minds of others. Catholicism was spread via brutality and death, the likes of which are hard to imagine. People were told to convert or die a horrible fuckin death in front of their family. Fuck every pope and their stupid little fucking hats. Fuck their ritual of drinking the blood and eating the body of Christ. Fuck the rapist, homosexual priests. Fuck their indoctrinations. Catholicism is nothing without mind control which starts at birth. I am one of the few in my family who was able to break the conditioning. I still believe in God; I am not nor ever will be some knuckle dragging atheist. I do not need to give money to my local church or listen to some pedo in a robe lecture me every Sunday so that I will be a good human. I am a good human that helps others and supports my family the best I can.

I am but I am my own church. St. Peter is my Pope.

Why would I want to be part of the Roman war machine? That was the entire point of the Catholic church.

I don't want to rape kids and wash niggers feet.

Also, Catholicism is basically stealth polytheism.

That's the only good thing about Catholicism

If you're aware of your sin and you are habitually and consciously indulging it (whether you profess to be Christian or not), I can only hope you'd reconsider it and realize what a great ransom has been paid for you.

Quite easily, since they're two entirely different things. But I'd really appreciate if you could stop dodging the question.

Is sola fide correct, and repentance (a work) is not necessary for Salvation and there are Saved unrepentant sodomites?
Or is Scripture correct when it says those who practice sodomy will not inherit the Kingdom?
Because both of those can't be true.

being a pseudo jew

disgusting.

Not jewish. If you're gonna be Christian, be Orthodox or don't be one at all. It's the religion of the Roman Empire

sounds like gay desert cult bullshit. the more divorced from desert cult bullshit, the better a denomination is

I was raised as a Pentecostal. I didn't choose it.

Christianity is too. Just low-key.

Cool. I agree. But you're still not answering the question.
Was Luther right about sola fide, or was St. Paul right in 1 Corinthians? Because these can't both be true.

Your jewish boogeyman isn’t real. Faggots diddling kids in the streets of pride parades doesn’t suddenly make jewish mythology real.

because I'm a Christian who trusts the Bible, Catholics smear and dismantle the Bible and are an apostate church.

bc im not a glizzy boi

Yeah, cults make impossible to follow rules so you can feel guilty about basic biological functions.

oops u looked at a woman and felt sexual attraction, u must confess to a bunch of boy fucking men in robes who get their $$$ from talking about God all day

i was confirmed catholic when i was 15. i haven't been to church in at least 15 years. what does that make me?

Because I don't hate God.

Must be a Mormon church.

That is not the real god though

I'd assume an apostate.

Digit-pilled.

I'm not into cuckoldry.

Sinners die the same as saints.
I do not believe in the lie the cults teach, of afterlife punishment by some petulant God who demands perfection in an imperfect world.

First the pagan cults sacrificed humans
Then they decided to sacrifice animals to the priests so the priests could eat for free
Then they invented martyrdom, which is merely voluntary human sacrifice

go

They also invented a shitton of arbitrary laws that cannot be followed, and declared every thought you have independent to theirs is a sin. This is classical brainwashing. Reject all cults.

Mary was 13

"Omg pedo!!!"

You're gay

because Im holy based Russian Orthodox

They also decided to kill innocents for breaking the laws of their cults

oh no you used some herbs to heal people without it under the authority of the local cult? burn the witch!

I'm not a spiritual Semite

Eastern Orthodox

The same charlatans that use "holy water" to bless weapons used to kill other orthodox christians?

I was raised by a very conservative methodist group. Catholics get some stuff wrong. Luther had some valid criticisms.

Disgusting

I throat fucked plenty of alter boys growing up. I have sex with women now

at least 30 years old

don't they base their bible off the one Rome wrote in their council?

I’d have more respect if the guy who made this wasn’t so fucking lazy. Imagine using AI to make your epic comic denouncing Christianity for making men weak.

jesuits and the black pope that is all

I am already Roman Catholic.

Tower of Babel

God wanted us all seperate speaking our own languages.

I don't fuck kids

They get 90% of the Bible wrong and spent most of their history waging war and killing people.

Are they all naked?

Youre more likely to be sexually abused by a rabbi, teacher or guidance counselor than a priest.

Yet it was Catholics who defended Europe from Islamic invasions whilst protestants and secular atheists swung their cheeks wife open for them. Really makes ya think.

Youre supposed to let your wife make friends with them and you make friends with their husbands.

victim mentality lvl 9000

Papists are traditionally corrupt pedophiles and the modern ones kiss nigger feet.

Ill be roman catholic when they denounce the jewish god and go back to roman/greek gods

Why would i rock with buck broken fags

youtu.be/JOTNg58wxs8?si=yw_TMmR8W2B8OCJu

I'm Catholic and the last time I went to church it was all married women and boomers that race-mixed. I'm probably going to become a Pagan desu.

Well, let's see.

There is no biblical precedent for a pope nor the particular powers of a supposed pope

There is no biblical precedent for prayer to saints, nor is there precedent within the scriptures regarding the dogma of sainthood as the Romans describe

There is no biblical precedent for the bodily assumption of Mary, nor is there any support for the cultic practices Romans demand regarding Mary

The Roman Catholic Church has, over the centuries, endorsed and participated in direct violence against good and God fearing people such as the Hussites and the Moravians and the Orthodox

The Roman Catholic Church has attempted to seize control of worldly authority and claim it for itself for its own sinful reasons

For centuries, the Roman Catholic Church has defended its clergy's lack of moral character and their crimes committed against their own flocks

They have engaged in schismatic behavior by declaring anathema against any who would question the validity of their dogma

They have unnecessarily burdened the souls of their congregations by yoking them with requirements for salvation not found in the scriptures

The practice of indulgences, interdicts, and simony have historically been rife within the Roman Catholic Church

The Roman Catholic Church has fundamentally defaced the nature of the bride of Christ by attempting to turn it from the communion of all believers into a single worldly political entity for their own selfish gain.

Need I go on?

I didn't want to be molested. I don't want my kids to be molested either. And I don't want for all of us to go to hell for worshiping some old pedo.

Religions are good for brainlet savages who really believe that the only reason they do not sin and do evil deeds, is because they will end up in hell.

I went to a Catholic school and saw the rank hypocrisy of people supposedly morally superior to the irreligious me.
The Brothers were alright though.

I think we need more modesty back. That looks disgusting, not just the woman with the spine bones.

i wanna run a feather across all their backs in a fell swoop

I'm Orthodox, not a degenerate.

This image is hilarious, coomer.

I don't want to get molested by a gay priest.

Shows Lutheran shit

Wrong lutherns shi head you grew witb a post Hitler bomb he gold is underneath

No they were not criminal that's judeo and lutheran lies you sre spewing bullshit you arw impotent mental midget they are in the bc era clear as day Genesis to the gospel you stupid indulgences are in Isiah retarded communist dumbass

ELCA ordains women and gays.

because i was.
jesus was way cool.
but any religion, and especially any religion professing to be preaching the words of the mighty jesus christ as recorded ~300 years after his death, is bullshit.
love the man, not the bureaucratic horseshit that has been jewed solely to control you and make you a docile little slave.

Jesus molested kids

Spelled Muhammad wrong

they both did, all abrahamic religions are based on child rape

Are they naked?

I’m not Roman Catholic because you shouldn’t live your life based on fiction.

roman catholics suck jew dicks