Red pill me on this: Why shouldn't I move to Colorado, buy a ranch...

Red pill me on this: Why shouldn't I move to Colorado, buy a ranch, and spend the rest of my life raising cattle with my 10 Aryan sons and blasting coyotes with my .223 in the afternoons?

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Colorado

not what it used to be

Do you have the money and wife to do this? I doubt you do or you would already be doing it.

Didn’t you hear? America is being liberated and you’ll soon be working in a factory making shitty plastic widgets for $300/hour. China had stolen these jobs from Americans but Donny is bringing them back.

SINK
THE
CHINKS

You’re way too late. All the smart people moved to the mountains around 2005.

natural predators

Consider Wyoming. Same climate, less people, more land.
Colorado is strangely full of felons everywhere you look and niggers who complain about the snow and cold during the fall/winter, which makes me wonder why they even live here?
Every other car you'll see driving around has a completely damaged front or back, many salvage cars, and all the nice clean looking cars are obviously recently financed and were likely driven off their lot like 5 minutes ago.
It's a nice place to visit, but I don't recommend staying here. It's a ghetto.

move to Colorado

You're not moving to Colorado, you're moving to the State of Denver. Import California, become California.

Because you're a pussy?

I drove through Avon recently and it looked like somebody spent a decade painting the landscape by hand. You telling me there’s a bunch of trashy mystery meat nestled at the foot of those hills?

You can go wherever you want, but you will never be Aryan.

lol Whites using the word Aryan might be the saddest thing I see on this board.

Either way, we'll be there eventually.

A dog would've ragdolled that cat way quicker
t. knower

Move to Nebraska and buy the same amount of land for 1/3rd of the cost you’d pay for it in Colorado and shoot a deer in your front yard and butcher it yourself and have enough meat for a month and have 4 chickens and eat their eggs everyday for breakfast and buy unpasteurized cows milk from your nearest neighbors 2 miles away. And you still have internet and Amazon. That’s what I did.

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why would you kill such a kino animal

I would think the smaller and richer the town is, the less you'll find them.
I was meaning in general it's pretty bad, but the areas nestled in the mountains and the skiing/tourist spots are gonna be all insanely rich white people and celebrities, which is nigger repellent usually.
Avon is a safe area, but probably too expensive to purchase land.

no you didn't

because its a really boring life and eventually you come to drinking and never stop and in 20 years some lost hiker will come across your skeleton cause you died and no one cared

Also the hiker will be black and probably steal all your stuff before he calls the ambulance on you.

Death sucks

why would you shoot a coyote you fat piece of shit? fuck off.

100% This it's boring as hell.
T. Rifle, CO former resident

this
most animals fail like 90% of the time they hunt

coyotes are turbo niggers
fuck those faggots

Same

Lived the "Homestead" Life for 3 years with my wife. Its fucking retarded and get olds. Its a fun fantasy but its really not all its cracked up to be

You can't afford a ranch in Colorado. You also are not Aryan and will never have 10 sons. Are you fucking serious? If you had any amount of Prussian and so called National Socialist knowledge, you would know being anywhere outside of Germany is a sin and that you are actually just another fag.

It was fun during the frontier when death was a minute away.

not loving animals

You're a faggot of the highest degree.

they just banned all semi autos.
fpbp

the cost of living is insane and the rich jews and fags already bought all the good land.
they are also trying to make hunting predators illegal.

You're a peak conservakike and should stick to the cities since nature scares you so much.

banned semi autos

Pretty sure they just banned binary triggers. Anyways, it doesn't matter. Trump administration is gonna take everyone's guns away after they get rid of the big fish who are seen as threats.

The most successful predator is my favorite animal.
The black footed cat.

youtube.com/watch?v=nl8o9PsJPAQ

Little cute murder machine.

You could have had a furry friend, but instead you chose to be a faggot.

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You should seriously consider ending your miserable life. You're a nigger and a disappointment to humanity.

Coyotes are huge pussies when their prey attempts to fight back which is why they like to go after small dogs. Little lap dogs don't put up a fight. A Jack Russell could scare one off.

Went to a wolf sanctuary in Colorado. The dike lady that worked there said there were only 11 wild wolves in the usa and white men hunted and drove them to near extinction. Not kidding this was on the white board as part of the 55$ tour. Theres no way theres only 11 wild wolves in the country, right ? . ..
Also, tjeres not one fat in Colorado. The weather is cool, but the sun being so close makes it hot weirdly. Also, everywhere i went saw trucks with come and take it stickers and locally owned business with MAGA signs, yet the state votes blues every year. Weird

What a silly little guy, doing that goofy little move when he realized he was being recorded. I bet it took quite a few treats to get him to do that on command.

Did you even read that? Literally says you can purchase a semi automatic firearm if you have completed a gay course within the five years before purchase. Only ban is a ban on devices (binary triggers) that increase rate of fire.

memeflag complaint

Says the illiterate retard.

I second this.

There is certainly more currently. Probably because the ones they reintroduced to the wild over the past four years came from that sanctuary and others with a hefty government grant.

Why shouldn't I move to Colorado

Because you don't have $4million dollars cash.
Fuck Coyotes btw.

Based. I apologize for all the times I probably saw your flag and mistook it for Mexico.

People like OP are the highest grade of niggers in the planet. If they had their way they'd pave over every last square inch of green and hunt down or poison every animal not named cat or dog.

Yup, OP and anyone like them are insane retards who will do anything in the sake of ridding their anxiety.

Worst case of fucking ape behavior towards other animals like snakes too.
I saw a protected endangered non-venomous snake be killed by some faggot rancher because he couldn't take risks as some kid could be killed or some bullshit ignorant belief. I was so mad at the time in hindsight I should have called an agency to come fine his ass.

That's insane. I can't believe a faggot like that has the ability to own and operate a ranch. I bet he doesn't even appreciate the cattle he raises and kills. Just sees them as things to make money and live. As seen by his use of children to make it okay for him to murder another being for no reason. Too bad these morons can't be murdered or forcefully educated.

Ranching is a shit ton of work and in Colorado you’re going to have to have thousands of acres to be able to support even a modest herd because it’s all desert. Since you’re posting on Anon Babble I’m going to guess you’re a poor and lazy fucktard.

The worst part of all is that it was bordering a federal wildlife sanctuary, one of the few remaining old growth forests in the region. You could see the trees beyond the property. It was a healthy adult indigo snake. Many people would have given an arm to hold it. Why the fuck would somebody live next to a wildlife sanctuary and kill the endangered animals there?

indigo snake

Such a beautiful animal. Wow, this really pisses me off and makes me sad. Bringing tears to my eyes. It's okay, we can live knowing people like that rancher are living such inauthentic lives they might as well be living in hell. This just reminded me of people hating pigeons for no reason. Pigeons are amazing beautiful animals and we have the pleasure to live in the same area as them. Yet, they are hated because inauthentic Men project their insecurities onto them.

Samefag moar, i like this

Sorry, but I would never be a fascist.

Based. I apologize for all the times I probably saw your flag and mistook it for Mexico.

IRAN RISES

too expensive

Speak for yourself. You’ve said enough, looking at properties as I type this

Erm . . based memenigger

Thanks, bro

So what the fuck even happened here? It looks like a giant fucking expanding mass travels down the chest of the wolf to its hind, first expanding the chest and breaking the first joint of its forelegs in one frame and then collapsing them in the next, as a giant mass travels down its torso in the proceeding frames until by the time it hits the hind it widens the hips of the dog to the point that its legs are doing a permanent split. At the same time the hips swing foreward and the head and neck appears to retract a few inches into the chest cavity like a turtle. What the fuck even causes this, did its heart and lungs randomly just fucking evacuate into the dogs own ass or something?

get rid of coyotes and youll have bigger problem with something else

get rid of coyotes and youll have bigger problem with something else

Literally what.

Wild animals can't risk being injured. They play it safe.

What happened is that it got shot in the head.

Why shouldn't I move to Colorado

It's hopelessly pozzed, for starters.

No. Coyotes can't take down a healthy deer unless it's a fawn bedding down without mommy.

Rodents.
China tried eliminating sparrows because they eat grain and rice. They literally had troops in the army deployed to eradicate sparrows. It ended up causing insect swarms and ruining crops and causing starvation. They are more bugs than grain.

When you delete a natural predator out of an ecosystem their prey exploded in numbers.

Sparrows were replaced with bed bugs, as the extermination of sparrows had upset the ecological balance, which subsequently resulted in surging locust and insect populations that destroyed crops due to a lack of a natural predator

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign

kills animals for fun

Are you black?

jobs are bad me want neet

When you delete a natural predator out of an ecosystem their prey exploded in numbers.

Are you from this country?
You know how many of these fuckers we have running around?
They can't even take the real Rodents (deer). They are legitimate pests.

You think I moved out to the woods to hear a bunch of bullshit hollering from a bunch of nigger coyotes?
There must be hundreds of these loud mouth motherfuckers poppin off for now god damn reason.
And they don't do a god damn thing neither.
Fuck coyotes.

colorado is just california without a beach and way too many glowniggers