/britpol/ bennie mongs edish

I don't even hate you benniemongs because you're below contempt.

I don't hate insects that live in my house rent free. I just want them exterminated.

go pay for my bennies, wagie!

have fun working for Mr Stein, wagie!

Pathetic cope. I can't begin to imagine how you live with yourself, lying to DBS to get free money and a flat and knowing no woman will ever take you seriously as the lowest of the low - a grown man who would rather scam the dole office than get a job.

It's not even about the money. It's about being proud of yourself and actually going outside and handling shit, doing shit. Instead you are a pathetic, grimy little leech. Everything about you is revolting.

You have all your justifications and arguments but fail to realise one thing: as a benniemong everything you say is worthless and undeserving of respect.

I hope you all get told to either get a job this month or go to Ukraine. I'll applaud as you're shipped off to die. It's all you deserve.

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Anybody know why there's been such a reaction to this guy's murder? Doesn't this happen hundreds of times every year in burgerland?

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Based. Starve the doley scum.

Top Quality new

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For me it was his dad basically sucking the murderer’s cock while his son’s body was still warm. I know there are nudge units which basically take families hostage to ensure regime compliance but this is something else. In my will I’m going to mandate it that my death will be a racial thing, regardless of how I actually die

Elon's Twitter has allowed White outrage visibility when it was previously forbidden. Simple as.

new fone who dis?

Morning lads. Really want to shag this milf at work. Like really fucking bad. Sexy blonde with a fat arse and a face made for spunking over.

i am 33. i am supposed to be training/mentoring a brand new team of zoomers.
how do i get them to like me?

You’re not there to make friends

It's just another straw on the camel's back of people having fatigue at having to live alongside barbarians and paying the ultimate price for it

And longing for a time when you could have a civil argument in public and the worst that could possibly happen is a little fisticuffs

Yeah, that annoyed me too. But the thing is, the average MAGA voter literally agrees with kumbaya anti-racism. They're not equipped to actually deal with the problem they're outraged about.
Yeah, true.
One of the hundreds of White people who will be murdered by Blacks in America this year. It's a big deal on Twitter, Whites complaining and Blacks defending him. Posts with tens of millions of views etc.

i have to get them to like me in order for them to do what i say

Off to Cambridge. What am I in for?

a face made for spunking over.

Pornrot brain

Cumming on faces is disgusting, so is anal sex

A real man wants to thrust deep into his woman's vagina as he's shooting

Sounds like grooming, nonce

Zoomer here, just treat them like you would any other colleague. I like lad banter because I'm a lad yknow

Alright lad, I'm Cambridge born and bred.

Depends where you're going. Centre will be rammed with the townies out enjoying the sun and shopping.

Other than that, the usual tourism.

Nice place for a pint would be Mill Pond. Get a drink from the pub and go sit on the bridge and watch the punts. Very comfy spot.

i said that they were zoomers (20s mainly)
apparently your lot are quite sensitive to that stuff

It's quite nice
They won't do anything about it though, and there's silence for the hundreds of other Whites who die in a similar way every year.

is Birmingham going to sort out their rubbish strikes before the Black Sabbath gig in July?

t. virgin

A real man is assertive and makes his whore gag on cock. Some women get really turned on sucking cock and taking face loads of spunk

Need a hair of the dog, good shout.

quite nice

An enema is quite nice when you're constipated.

Yep, pornrot brain

I guarantee it hinders your ability to pick up women as well

Lad banter transcends age mate

You get no fanny

i am not a deano

This is the pub you want. They let you take the pint off the site and go sit by the river. Have fun

doesn't do lad banter

Fuck off then

Plastic glass? The woke won

NUS defines lad culture as a group or 'pack' mentality residing in activities such as sport, heavy alcohol consumption and 'banter' which is often sexist, misogynistic, racist or homophobic.

Based lad banter

Think they're gonna let you take their glasses off site to go and sit on the green lad?

show them your gucci skyrim mod list and how to get pc mods on consoles fr fr no cap
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wait till some mong starts setting fire to the piles of bags

Perfect for a sunny spring day

plastic glass

Bet you're the type to ask for a glass of beer.

Bit windy innit

Aye a condom blew on me car window earlier

plastic glass

An 'aggressive' XL Bully dog is on the loose in a British city after armed police tried and failed to shoot it.

South Yorkshire Police were called to the Walkley area of Sheffield at 10.04pm on Thursday after neighbours reported gunshots outside a house on Daniel Hill Street.

Shots were reportedly fired from outside a property and the windows of a nearby vehicle smashed.

Armed police attended the scene and upon entry to a property, officers reported an XL Bully became 'aggressive'. A shot was fired towards the dog and it fled the scene.

Several hours later, a road traffic collision took place in the Rivelin area.

Officers were called at 3.11am on Friday to an incident involving a motorbike and a silver Golf, where shots were again fired at a man.

A statement from South Yorkshire Police said the force is treating the incidents as 'linked'.

Both Daniel Hill Street and Rivelin Road in the city have been cordoned off as investigations continue.

Someone post arse

Sat by a river having a g&t and a group of teenagers just turned up thinking they're going swimming lel

arse

loving the dream

Footballers still taking the knee

Why?

geor floy

Silly tarts are all screaming knee deep in icey river water now

the wagie, who has very little free time granted to him day to day, spends his time on brit/pol/ seething at bennie chads

The renter is immunised against all responsiblity: One may call him a scrounger, waster, benniemong, poorfag, it all runs off him like water off a splashback. But call him a rentcuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "My rent is due!"

Still??? That can't be. Nigs been dead 5 years, and it didn't happen in the UK anyway.

A real man wants to thrust deep into his plastic sex arse as he's shooting

fify

g&t

You dropped this, kang

You're about 5 minutes from my house lad I'm coming to get ya

t.foren food enthusiast

did you see that thing on bbc earlier? Some fencing competition, I think it was in America, this girl took the knee and refused to take part because her opponent was a tranny. I thought that was pretty based, for a bio-hole anyway

It is an awkward situation when they start doing 'symbolic' virtue signalling against an intangible issue like racism, because when they stop doing it it's almost saying that they've stopped caring about solving racism. Obviously it was completely stupid and pointless to start doing it in the first place, but that's the predicament I suppose. The NBA still has it's negrolatry paraphernalia from the BLM period too.

Embarrassing. Nigger worship is the government mandated corpo-religion of this kike ran shithole. Nuke Israel mashalla

Plz no

5 years clean and sober

well done geord

They serve beer in sippy cups?

starmzy takes the knee three times before breakfast

Only kidding mate

I've been going to gym and cycling like a mad cunt all week, today's my off day to let my gains recover. Will just potter about and maybe pop down the coop

If you want a good nature walk then Granchester Meadows round my way is very nice, about 10 minutes walk from the Granta pub

None of it is organic imo. These wogs say it outright what the goal is. It's backed by corporate/banking syndicates. They're suiciding the West, because jews are termites. That's all.

Lmao

Jesus christ how many of you spastics have never had a lovely pint outside a pub

THEY SERVE IT IN PLASTIC SO YOU CAN TAKE THE PINT OFF THE SITE GROUNDS AND GO SIT ON THE GREEN NEXT TO IT U SPASTICS

OTHERWISE THERE WOULD BE BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER THE GREEN WHERE PEOPLE LIKE TO LIE AROUND AND KIDS PLAY

Have you actually never been to a pub that isn't a Norf shithole spoons or summink?

Is Lord Ali involved

The Welsh bastards are at it again

Do da joo get 10% off?

I wonder how Ozzy feels about the state of his home town.

Should catch some vit d in the pub. Helps with recovery.
Most posters don't leave their bedroom. The concept of a sunny pint is utterly alien.

hypocritical wog?
well i never

How do they get them to do this? Do they threaten him and say if he doesn't then they'll tell everyone he molested his son?

What about all the blacks and rats?

oooo

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OTHERWISE THERE WOULD BE BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER THE GREEN WHERE PEOPLE LIKE TO LIE AROUND AND KIDS PLAY

Elf n safety gone mad. If you're drinking out of a plastic sippy cup you're a cuck or a poof. Simpul as.

Definitely top-down, but I don't think football clubs have ideological reasons for getting their players to kneel, they're just going along with what's expected of them

no

OTHERWISE THERE WOULD BE BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER THE GREEN WHERE PEOPLE LIKE TO LIE AROUND AND KIDS PLAY

now they'll just be exposed to microplastics that will give everyone literal cancer

We need an eco friendly solution to the plastic problem.

We need an eco friendly solution to the plastic problem.

Glass, maybe?

But the Americans aren’t kneeling anymore, there was the awkward football match where the Americans were standing while England was kneeling, embarrassingly provincial like wearing a toga in the 5th century AD

Wouldn't cardboard pints be more ecofriendly than plastic?

Like you pedophiles have jobs, at best you are currently on strike in Birmingham

wtf is wrong with you.
they do what you say because the company has told you to tell them to do that.

group of floppy haired bame teens in my local park vaping
ugh

New from Hull. In 2017 Hull was the UK's 'capital of Culture' and the local council had to travel to a seaside town 30 miles away to find someone non-white to represent the diversity on the UK. Not so today.

16-year-old murderer sang 'despicable' rap song after fatal stabbing attack

hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/16-year-old-murderer-sang-10082391

Boy, 15, who stabbed girl with a sword near the A63 is sentenced

hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/boy-15-who-stabbed-girl-10078365

Brits breaking up with partners due to their poor taste in TV shows and emoji use poll finds

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Wouldn't glass be more eco friendly?

You fucking pervert

Lads, about an hour ago a young lad about 20 years old came to my house and said that he was representing a Labour councillor and came to ask if I was voting and if there was anything I wanted to talk about. I told him no and he left.

But he came straight to my house, without going to any of my neighbour first and never went to any of them afterwards. Why would he only come to my house?

don't give them ideas. Still traumatised after using
a cardboard straw

seething

Are you on the electoral register?

I wish they'd go away, it's uncomfy

I like to waste their time with pointless questions till I tell them to fuck off. Same with Jehovah doorknockers

BAMEs and their perchant for destruction for shiggles is an unfortunate reality.
Dude, turtles.

To dangerous.

jnigger works 365 days a year to derail the threads

Won't take any plastic people seriously unless they call for the banning of wireless internet and cars

Government propaganda never sleeps.

I mean none of it is coherent or makes any sense really. Why stop kneeling? Why continue kneeling? What are they hoping to achieve by kneeling? Just very silly.

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Posted just in time to stew over the weekend. How cynical.

1. These account for 1-2% of all arrests. A tiny proportion.

2. Withdrawing support is typical for cases of domestic violence. Speaking from experience, a very high proportion of malcoms reports are from a DV context.

3. Following 2023, numbers dropped significantly. There was a crime recording change that allowed police to bin off secondary offences if they were conduct related, and stick with the main offence. The article has one line in about concurrent offences.

4. There were 70,731 total reports, so police do not arrest 83% of the time. This is no surprise if you know how reluctant police are about arresting: the law, the IT, the liability, and even other cops all stop you! It's not done lightly

F A C T C H E C K E D
I fucking police cunts on social media, always trying to arse cover

One is too many.

NKVD black-baggings were only 1-2% of all security force arrests. What are you complaining about?

lel

That was a visit from Prevent to verify whether or not you are at risk of right-wing sympathies.

I don't think so. I was sent a card to register my vote about two weeks ago. I never filled it in. I didn't want to talk on the doorstep with someone who looked like he was about to tell me that we need BAMEs and Elon's being a fascist.

are they good for your haemorrhoids?

Clearly your house looks like a paki house lol

internet enabled cars

Apparently this new minecraft moviefilm has a gay sex scene. What's that all about then?

Ha no, but it is the only one in my area that is clean. No rubbish in the garden, small tree, etc. All my neighbours save two are foreign (and don't work or speak English) and those two are elderly.

That's probably why you he knocked at your house and not your neighbours

biden o'bama aren't in charge so you can talk about black on white violence in teh USA again

t b f one of the relatives of thr Nottingham attack victims, the son of the murdered caretaker, I think , asked some spicy questions and didn't go along with it

Imagine being done over by a drink.

Zoomer here, what was the 2008 financial crisis like? I was only 10 and I remember the news kept talking about northern rock

Odd though that only Labour come round. I got a woman coming round to do the same at the general election. She was Labour too.

he doesn't recognise it

Still lolling at Scrotal microscopy tbqh.

you need anusol lad, you gotta put the nozzle actually in yer chuff a lil bit no homo and give it a squeeze. Fuckin lush that. Thank me later

justice4karamelo

ID

Fat got

Fat goy*

Any links? It is a shocking testament to how malleable grief makes you, if I lost my kid I wouldn't care about what happened to me in terms arrest or the prosecution, extrajudicial means always exist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauché

got fat, YAE, you are oestrogen

often

so something is bad because it is 'often' something undesirable? what is their definition of often and can we apply this to groups of people who are 'Often X'?

Quiet, fat goy

Sorry, officer

Business secretary Jonathan Reynolds has said that the US is Britain's closest ally - but YouGov found in early March that just 17% of Britons hold that view

Who the fuck is saying Ireland? And why is Portugal so low?

cardboard tube lined with wax

i'm ex army i could walk around you do a recce and you are fucking shit total fucking shit if this countries vets wanted to fight you we have done you in 24 hours.

juts gonna live now.

you are warned.

Who asked?

the nozzle for blowing up the chair?

fucking done them man totally done lol

ukraine

morning lads

During the war the nazis would put an anusol cap on a bike pump and glue the jews mouth shut.
Then they'd pump them up and let them float into the sky. Very sad.

cardboard tube lined with wax

wouldnt your drink fall out of the bottom tho?

Honestly surprised that Israel isn't there desu

he was undercover mi5 getting a positive ID on you so they could put a face to the IP address.
congrats on your mi5 file.

i heard that in holocaust lessons at school
terrible. rip jews

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Secret Barristerism seeks to pretend that there isn't a debate in law and that there is one sensible legal view to have — guidelines, human rights etc.

He attacks Jenrick, as if there's no political input to be had at all.

Fundamentally the point of the Blairite project is to remove the people from the politic and depoliticise everything

“You were caught debating law and questioning the status quo, why did you do this?”

bring back beer horns

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this is cut but is means war is inevitable, you better sort it out or you will meet a lot of skin heads they do not fucking care about your slop... and if not we will force it.

warned

bring back beer goggles

Bring back drinking from your enemy's skulls

Lots of unemployment is all I remember at 17

eddies day drinking again
SAD

you are not ruining our lives no more we will remove you all.
#
#
by force as i said we would.

I would never drink out of a paki's skull.
That's fucking disgusting.

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Video of the moment the failed car bomb exploded at the main square in Amsterdam, Netherlands. A car is on fire after a small explosion. The police believe it’s a deliberate attack. It’s the same location where 5 people were stabbed a few days ago.

Some will argue that events like this are part of life in a big city. But counterfactuals exist: it's not a part of life in low-migration big cities like Tokyo, Warsaw or Budapest. We do not have to live like this. We should not have to live like this. We cannot live like this.

Ten years ago every one seemed to believe the issue was just Islam. It is true that the most notable attacks were Islamic, but we now sit atop a rising tide of constant, low-level violence that is has been entirely optional and downstream of insane immigration laws.

P&P

aye. could barely fit a decent pint in it

We used to have worthy enemies, decline, we need to retvrn

we earn so you have time to prevent war, you will be met with absolute force

I can't remember exactly, I believe he had a go at the authorities for letting the wog roam free and he must have said stuff behind the scenes because he wasn't invited to the vigil

I do not have the desire to kill whites.

I was a kid during the time. My dad lost his job and his car was repossessed. That was a tough time for us.

How long did it take to bounce back

my free house is killing me

Okay then go back home do your shack in the desert.

zoomers innit. fucking retards the lot of them
no way is America a better ally than Portugal and even Germany should be higher up on that list

3 or 4 years and a lot of shit cars. I remember one of them was an automatic but the ignition wouldnt stay on so he would drive with his hand on the ignition key.

any prediction on when the great depression will happen?

Surprised India and Pakistan didn't make the list

already begun by the look of it. buy gold.
sick of how when whitey gets stabbed by some imported oogabooga the facebook karen's first response is to think about how this might impact brown people

gold bars or gold jewellery?

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Earlier today I walked to my GP to book an appointment. They said I have to use the online system called "Anima", which digitally decides how quickly you need to see a GP. I logged on to book and found out Anima closes at 4.30pm, even though it's a computer system. This country!

lol, my surgery uses something similar, AI nonsense that's a glorified form (that probably costs billions). I tried to use it to book an appointment at around 16:30, it refuses to even accept my appointment request because there are no appointments remaining that day, like I know I won't get an appointment in the last couple of hours but it doesn't even accept it for them to give you a call back on the following days. When I called the surgery to enquire they said I had to use the app at 8am, and that would give me an advantage over the fact lines open at 8:30. Like what's the point of the app if I still have to do the tedious morning nonsense?

I swear they’re trying to kill the old through digital exclusion. The powers that be certainly don’t care if people can’t use the system and therefore don’t get medical help.

Wish that was true, waiting rooms are full of the fuckers

oo youre hard

coins don't have CGT
then again if you don't plan to care about being taxed, bars. Jewellery has too much of a markup

I can't begin to imagine how you live with yourself

Easily thanks to you, enjoy your 48 hours off work wagie

free money and a flat

Muhammad gets it so why shouldn't I?

no woman will ever take you seriously

Don't care about modern women

a grown man who would rather scam the dole office than get a job

There's no jobs that pay me enough to live properly, and society doesn't care about white men so why should I care about it?

as a benniemong everything you say is worthless and undeserving of respect.

opinion

I hope you all get told to either get a job this month or go to Ukraine.

I don't think that will go well for them

My dad was out looking for work in 09 and my mother went to citizens advice for some help. One of the women gave her £20 for some food. I didn't realise how shit it was for my parents. My dad literally lost everything, his car, his job and £10,000 savings just vanished. Bailiffs were knocking round the clock during the summer holidays and eventually just clamped the car and took it away.

no joke you will not beat us if we war, we take you all out in 24 hours, you can't fight us we are vastly more aware. we will invite you to be fight for the people, if you don't then your committing treason.

now such that up because it is what you are doing. I join the army too and they told me a a lot of shit, do not ask questions etc.

you are with us or you the enemy!

what do you want? peace for your kids of potential war in this country and millions killed, what do you want? i know already what i want, i want peace and unity not war.

and so back down so not fight us for doing what we feel its right

t. ex soldier.

based af

Was he in manufacturing? I remember that took a massive hit

You obviously have never had a gf or sex

No hard feelings lad.
Just doing my job.

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I member being in HMV in 2008 with the last copy of gta sa I pre-ordered and this woman offered me double what I paid for it and I asked if she'd suck me off and she said no and I said we have no deal then, just did a 360 and walked away

Apparently this new minecraft moviefilm has a gay sex scene. What's that all about then?

Probably gay sex, i dunno.

enters your house

gets led into the cupboard under the stairs

gets barricaded inside

Powerless

Eddie lives on a remote island in cottage off grid up north north now.

he government has committed treason, its illegitimate.

assuming field marshal, do not do what they say, that is an order!

He was a senior manager at a security firm for 10 years.

gta 4 i meant

bet he was sent on all sorts of waste of time job centre courses. £20 was like £40 back then, not a bad gift

Some particularly nasty nazis would do this and force other jews to throw darts at the floating jews and when they hit them they would fly off really fast in all directions making that farting sound as they deflated. It's unbelievable, but it happened.

look at this gay shit

Tf is an anusol cap?

disobey your oders, there are people that are better than me but we are not gonna let them.

we will by force remove.

Can't. Won't load.

Thats the best one

Price of booze seems to have gone up again this week, just went shop and a bottle of beer was up to £2:70 from £1:90. All the fizzy pop bottles are £2+.
I used to get 6 bottles for a £5 what seems like a few years ago.

3 weeks or so we will begin to over throw as they will call it.

many ex military

we said we would, its not an easy task we might be killed...

also COD waw came out in 2008, great game, you could melt Japanese people

£6.50 for pints in boozers now

Who the fuck is saying Ireland?

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Trump Tariffs hitting hard

Was that the one where you escape from a Soviet gulag after fighting to Berlin?

Stopped bothering with pubs long ago cos the smoking bans unless certain occasions, and will take a hip flask of scotch along to soften the blow.

i trust Anon Babble, this uk government is so weak. the military is status check any anon reading is army please?

we do not want to fight, but this has to happen and it will happen!

Possibly? I remember the game starting and you're on one of those saving private Ryan boats but you're in the pacific and all these mental japs are running at yous with swords

Innit funny how they call it a surgery but they don't actually do surgery. What's that about.

top kek

yes brits are plotting total strikes next month, we might take it all the way, it might happen very fast

we have had enough

Deliveryoo has started forcing people to buy extra items, for example, say you want a jar of branstons pickle, you CANNOT buy it unless you also order potatoes and sausages, you CANNOT buy cheese unless you also buy tins of tomatoes and so on.
Something absolutely rotten is afoot.

beers in the freezer, BBQ lit, missus has her bikini on. cor can this day get any better?

if she takes the bikini off, yeah. also depends on what beer you've got

Maybe do your own bloody shopping and stop offloading it and supporting illegal economies

Going out and shopping is a soulful activity and puts you in contact with your neighbours. It's important.

Cooking is also important for your soul. Stop paying illegals

the army will side with us i know it will.

MW2 had a Gulag escape mission you have to rescue Captain Price, can't remember if there was a gulag mission in WW2 COD's

Show us her tits lad

estrella dam
bikini will be off later undoubtedly

sorry i don't post pics on the chans

supporting third world invaders to deliver your slop

when will there be a house price crash

post misuses arse lad

I get stuff for my mum who is housebound and lives 200 miles away. You jumped the gun, I would like a retraction but you're probably too spergy to admit that.

Absolute letdown

brits are plotting total strikes next month

Sauce?

use your imagination and imagine a 29 year old blonde russian

he's lying lad, there is no missus, he's sat there at his computer eating corned beef out the tin with a fork watching a modded lets play of oblivion

that's actually what I'm doing, but he's prolly doing something similar

So you've fragmented your family household and left your mum alone to be served by muslims who have no background checks and could easily force their way into her home when she opens the door, especially since they all share 1 account and the name on the account isn't even theirs

do you want this?

youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4

i fucking don;t and anyone that ties to bring it i will kill with a rifle 5.62mm no one harms my people not even my royal family.

i will kill them all, all of them.

you seek war i will kill you, i will bomb your cars etc i will kill you you won't live.

off to enjoy the sunshine cya

let you

Oibu got a loicense for that there sippy cup lad

he first actu will be the power lines we will pull them down and i said this fucking 5 year ago!

you fuck with our lives we will fucking tare it all the the ground!

Literally yes, faggot american

The pub license doesn't allow glass off the grounds, hence the plastic

Fuckin idiot

spergs

Both her and my father did jail time for repeatedly sexually assaulting me and my sister over a number of years, largely my Jewish stepfathers influence. She moved away from the area and with age has become extremely ill. I don't forgive her for what happened enough to see her or move down there but i'm not enough of a bastard to abandon her completely.
You're a rotten piece of work lad.

G'wan lad. Are you going to burn some paki shops down?

How do you pull a Russian girl

making up stories now you realise i'm right that you abandoned your mum to the mercy of illegal muslim workers

Nice one lad

Adolescence has done numbers on them

Wtf is a manosphere

Where you lie about your haemorrhoids
no cap fr fr

I had sex with a henry hoover once

wake up still drunk

go back to bed and sleep

missus wakes me up at 1 for pancakes

can't stop winning today lads

and as i said it makes no difference how many you arrest that fucking grid will go completely down, completely because we know when fighting such an enemy and how to exact destroy it <3

testicles

you wouldn't nonce a vacuum cleaner

How do you pull a Russian girl

I dunno how that anon did but you used to be able to mail order 'em and they'd show up air freight in a wooden crate.

How many fucking churches are there in Cambridge?!

one of the two things hanging under your feminine penis

Manosphere is a layer of gases that envelop big lads

missus of 8 years broke it off with me a few months back, hinge or bumble any good lads? never been on an app before

How squeaky is your voice now you've seen Minecraft film clips?

Not enough lad

Do us a favour now you've had a few, kick a delivroo driver while you're out (especially if they're wearing a balaclava - that means they're illegal)

Can't imagine anything worse than dating apps lad

Just having the one. £6 for a pint is a bit excessive

Do shit in the community
I seem to meet loads of woman this way inadvertently

Been mulling over the idea to try brewing my own

Welcome to Cambridge lol thought you knew otherwise I'd have told you to get beers at the coop or petrol station instead and go sit on the green outside the pub

Its worth it if you have the patience.
Views worth it, missed the sound of a river

Glad you like my city lad, have fun. Walk into town and up king's parade, go round the backs off the side paths it's a lovely little city

cor if i wanted a gilf i'd do this, my village is basically a carehome - already checked the volunteering shite all over

brits are plotting total strikes next month, we might take it all the way, it might happen very fast

It used to be made up of three elements.

Men's Right Activists

bought up a lot of good points like suicide but the truth is that we all feel less sympathy for men in general, so they vanished

MGTOW

men going their own way, men who saw how the system is stacked against them decided to quit (sort of like Sigma males).
They were right about the system but it always seemed like a cope, but saying that a lot of men have come to this conclusion themselves. so I guess they 'won'.

PUA (Pick up artists)

men who specialised in picking up women, they were cringey but they were just doing what most men did anyway.
dating apps made this redundant.

I think the manoshere is now made up of the Andrew Tates types, man trying to be Alpha.

Are you the Devonlad? Just marry a gilf and wait to inherit her home.

whys it all "colonialism bad" and "british empire bad" but when they put up tarrifs its all "haha enjoy making jeans for $7 an hour" as if its okay to force malaysians to make them for 70 cents an hour

Will do. Imagined I'd see more troons. Last time I came to Cambridge was in 2018 and there was tranny paraphernalia everywhere.

Aye, it is the gear investment that puts me off, and then it might turn out shite but thats just how things work in life.
Casual boozing is getting far to pricey, doley alchies must be feeling rougher.

Wait...these leftists are hypocrites!

will be etched on the right wing's tombstonb

It's still a very woke city but the troons are all on the other more chavvy side of town or down Mill Road with all the commies and hippies

nah mate im up north in the middle of bumfuck nowhere countryside, my parents are still kicking and i've got some land up for inheritance anyway
everyone just blames specifically the english lad despite taking part in the colonialism themselves. only when it benefits them

I still don't get Tate. How anyone can look at that mong and take anything he says seriously is beyond me.

Shag her friends. And her sister.

Living in the middle of bumfuck nowhere has never been more appealing to me than now. Bet you got a critical shortage of BAMEs.

Less than £100 for the kit, buy once you've done a few batches it'll even out with what you'd save.
Haven't spotted a single one, I'm surprised.

Might catch yellow fever with the amount of Asians desu

COOMbridge was nice, been wanting to go back for all the museums.

Probably catch African ebola first

Where

chinese run the local chippy and live in the flat above, indians run the local takeaway other than that not really aye
shes got none of either aha

Haven't spotted a single one, I'm surprised.

Like I said, go round the side of town where the ARU (polytechnic uni) is and you'll see all the obese women with pink/green hair and a few trannies

I'd give it a miss for a while, right now the Fitzwilliam museum is doing an exhibition on slavery and muh british empire so evil and they've reframed a lot of art with pride flag frames, I'm not even kidding it's a crime against history

I do hope the thread is not going to be misled by the fact that heterosexual activity is normal, and homosexual activity, putting your penis into another man's arsehole, is a perversion

bogbrush in? time for him to give another tongue bath to the big dench stud that torments his dreams x

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99% of them are fucking disgusting and the acceptable 1% are still forins

bogbrush in?

Very few wogs from what ive seen
Cambridge. Dense Asian population.
Might go check it out for a laugh.
Must've gassed all the ugly ones.

99% of them are fucking disgusting

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If you're really keen to do some troon spotting (and bum one since you're so curious, i ain't judging mate) the most popular LGBTQ pub that side of town is the Blue Moon

Uighur girls are very pretty

Shan't be bumming a tranny

Fucking grim. I was mostly interested in the computing history, zoology, archeology and anthropology museums.

£100

ywm? I was looking at stuff and just 1 part of the whole setup was £100, let alone the hops and stuff and all the other paraphinalia. My mates dad makes wine out of turnips like hill billy moonshine just in a glass jar but i would like to be a bit more modern.

Dating apps are only worthwhile if you're ready to put in a lot of effort. It's like a game. I'm pretty attractive and over 6ft but cannot get matches because I don't know how to play the game. Whereas I know people less attractive and much smaller who can get matches easily, either by paying premium or just by devouting time to playing the game. Funny thing is, these people tend to struggle in real life whereas I'm the opposite. Overall I'd say it's not worth it unless you have a habit of repelling women irl.
Hinge is not worth it at all unless you want to be stuck with some pretentious, up-tight middle class cunt who is going to be a massive lefty. Although they are pretty sexy artwhores, it's not worth the trouble dealing with these types under the current political climate. In my opinion, at least

Have several of their guest lagers, they're very nice, then revisit the topic lol

she works at the same place i do

josh shitting up the thread and paki posting and ball posting

why is he like this?

Don't mind anybody else like you fucking spastic puff.

ta mate, fuck paying premium for any of that but i'll have a go i reckon, probably gonna fix myself up a bit first - look like a right state the past few months
does she have a thick accent

dating apps are legitimately the most demoralising thing of the modern age lad, not worth it

He grew up on baby formula instead of proppa tiddymilk

Give it a rest you nolifer

Still no official government-run dating app.

fully invested in trust funds

state of it

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she can't make TH sounds
like instead of mouth it sounds like mouse lol

Just filter forin flags and move on

You're getting ripped off.
Shan't.

Honestly mate I really do recommend just going to bars instead. My time on tinder and hinge were shortlived, but when I did get a match to meet it was always very awkward as it's not a typical social interaction, unlike when you get along with a person naturally who you've just met. Fuck dating apps. I don't think people talk about how they effectively make the dating market into social retards.

Teach her
With your willy

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looking at

Not buying

Just filter forin flags and move on

aye lad nearly pissed myself when she said

i think you should put your big dick in my mouse

to a bar alone? never done it cause i don't particularly drink, only with mates but perhaps that's just me being a massive fanny
is it the same outside of big cities? i thought this was just a big city thing
corrrr

Those craft beers Cambridge wankers like to drink will make you do strange things lad

Give it a rest

21 posts by this faggot.

not one post about real issues

to a bar alone?

Depends how old you are and where you're going. I'm 24 so my age group tend to see going to a bar by yourself as weird, although when I hang out with older mates it's not as taboo. Maybe try and get one of your mates out and go as a duo.

off to enjoy the sunshine cya

bogtram on one

It's a lovely day and I'm about to go on my third coffee n walk adventure
Inshallah

filter euro flag and filter confederate flag knocks out about 90% a few image MD5s knocks out the rest and a few good word filters and then josh can't shit up the thread for you

aye am 24 as well, don't really talk to many people nowadays but i've got one or two mates but they move around a lot for work so only see them once every few months, will ask them ta lad

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only newfags reply to memeflags

I'm from a small city situated next to a big city and it doesn't make a difference mate

Can we donate. If we all have tree fiddy it would add up

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Congratulations for proving how cucked you are?