Nobody can stop what's coming

The sexual market is going to change forever.

Extra big ass tacos! Now with more molecules!!!

kek

but i like being bald

Where the fuck was this miracle cure when I was 18? EIGHTEEN! I could’ve had a youth, instead I languished, alone.

another hair growth discovery

They say this every year.

Yes anon, less fur on your head is making you unatractive to women
That has to be it
That will fix everything

Will it also give you lactating manboobs and permanent ED like all the previous miracle drugs for baldness?

i feel for you bro

just in time for me and im in my 40s lel

side effects may include aggressive diarrhea, erectile disfunction, blindness, acne, heart attack, arthritis, death

Bruh, handsome men could pull off the bald look, but the vast majority of men do look better with a good hairline.

They've cured baldness thousands of times already.

what could go wrong

INB4

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Probably not, PP405 has nothing to do with hormones.

Side effect: rubbibg pee-pee on your head makes you gay.

lmao bald people srsly think if they werent bald theyd be billionaires
balds are schizo plague on society lol

Side effects

Impotence and cancer

Lmao

Tell me what is more faggy to you
A guy who against all odds snatch a woman
Or a guy who has to do looksmax to do it

I accept those terms.

Yes anon, less fur on your head is making you unatractive to women

Uhh yeah. Other things can help bridge the gap created by that deficit but hair is often the sole difference between a girl going out of her way to approach you in public vs turning you down instantly when you approach her. If you're not leveraging a hobby to meet women, having good hair density and a remotely fashionable haircut will get you 10x to 100x the attention from women with zero other changes to your appearance or demeanor.

People bring up meeks and statham because they're outliers. They both have chiseled bone structures and striking proportions. They're the only ones who get brought up because being able to brute force your way out of the "get away from me" zone despite having a horrid hairline is extremely unusual.

"Against all odds" doesn't mean "be born with top 1% genetics"

I know so many guys who get psychologically fucked up by losing their hair, so I hope this is true

The Empire of lies cured boldness kek

Even the weight loss medicines like ozempic are discovered in Europe.
Do you know why?
Because healthcare is free!

True. Some people just don’t have residual SMV post-norwood, and absolutely can not afford to go bald. All bald men look better with hair, anyways,

I started balding at 19, so I shaved it off. This was 1995. I literally got way more girls after I shaved. You do need to have a handsome face and be in decent shape too.

I have a dream to see Tim Pool without a beanie

In other words, balding is a hit to your SMV so you better start off with enough of it. Ya everyone already knows this

FDA

No thank you

Bullshit article. Like those where Americans curing cancer every five years.
The Americans will never cure anything. Their pharmas are the biggest scammers owned by kikes and anglos.

It's better to be bald than balding. However, it's even better to have hair.

So everyone also knows that a short, fat, awkward, poor guy won't get more girls just because balding has been cured.

it's even better to have hair.

In todays dating landscape I can believe this. Things were so much easier in my day.

This I've been balding since 2003, back then I remember articles about baldness cures being 10 years away due to breakthroughs, then 10 years ago baldness cures were 10 years away, I imagine they are still 10 years away

no mention of the side effects

Guarantee this causes your dick to shrivel up and fall off.

Listen nigg im nw3 so i know what im saying here
Noboidy gives a shit, when i had nw1 i got girls
when i had nw2 i got girls
I get girls now
Novelty motherfuckers, if every zoomer is going around with HPV haircut, have some receding temples and comb your hair.
You turn heads.

i want to be like everyone else

there is your problem

You're not him so don't improve?

Really nigga?

kike this doesnt concern you at all since whatever hair you have or no matter how you look just KYS

Do you also turn blind from it like with ozempic?

Obviously you can still get laid, but the quality of the hoes will be dropping

Okay black pilling

But it doesnt, its doesnt matter, dating is so fucking random its insane, you hair and looks while do play a part mean fucking nothing in dating game.

All bald men look better with hair, anyways,

except blacks

Your hair wasn't the problem and you know it. I lost mine at 23, tried to cope for years and one day just shaved it all off. Never looked back. Just get over it.

But this nigger has hair, just short

westeoid anti hair loss "treatment"

$50000 monthly plan

chinese analog cure

$14.88 one time

I can live again!
Bitches will rain from the sky for me!

Permanent side effects. Even once approved, wait at least 10 years to confirm safety in the long term

over 9000

do you even meme?

I hope it fails clinical trails and is never brought to market.

Another drug that kills your libido

PP405

PP

You guys would put pp on your head head?

shut up muggle

I read the article. It doesn't affect hormones. It's not like finesteride

He literally has a nice set of hair with a nice hairline that makes his attractiveness even more apparent.

to late. AI sex dolls are better

Whoever solves balding, is going to be the first double digit trillion company and with real income to back their valuation.

When they find the cure for balding the few bald guys left are going to be exotic. You'll be drowning in women!

nope, because you would have to have desire to look good for women. women today are shit, nobody will bother. just robo ai, bald and peaceful.

having good hair density and a remotely fashionable haircut will get you 10x to 100x the attention from wome

Kek, beta cope is so sad.

Incorrect, AI sexbots when sentient will have the same beauty standards, they will want a male master with a good hairline

went bald

let myself get fat and bloated because my life was over

now they can cure baldness

FUCK

they will want a male master with a good hairline

Too bad they can't choose.

My hair is full yet I have comically low sex, literally and I mean literally once a year for the last 5 years

Hello Lester, whens the next heist?

i got fit and buff after i got bald because it just looks better. I do look like a neo-nazi thoughalbeit
now i actually dont want my hair back because i like the look

I don't care about women anymore, i'm fine with being single and celibate for life. I still want my Radovan Karadzic mop back. My hair was the only part of my body i ever liked so i obsessed about it and it became my entire personality and sole source of confidence. Losing it changed me from a cocky jester into a pathetic cu*k who hates himself. I never got over it and it's been 15 years so i never fucking will. Doesn't help i've always thought it looks 50% disgusting, 50% ridiculous and 100% subhuman and dreaded the unspeakable happening to me ever since i learned at age 8 that this DISEASE (behead all who deny it is one) is heritable. I'm stuck in my own personal body horror movie thats simultaneously a comedy for everyone else. Why do baldfags insist on selfishly reproducing just to satisfy their urges while inflicting this misery on the next generation? Forcibly vasectomize / sterilize everyone with baldfags in the family tree. End this bullshit already. I can't believe it'll be 2050 soon and there will still be bald heads, that's just outright unacceptable, this shit belongs on the trash heap of history like smallpox, goiters, leprosy and other disfigurations. Trump should declare the War on Baldness and redirect all medical research in this direction. I'd rather die from cancer at 70 with a full head of thick, voluminous, flowing locks instead of living to 90 as an impotent bald geriatric because they cured prostate cancer or whatever, who cares about that.

Its probably unaffordable if that's any consolation.

My hair was the only part of my body i ever liked so i obsessed about it and it became my entire personality and sole source of confidence.

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Celtic cures involved mice in a jar.

how can i add this to my stack?

A wonder drug for curing baldness already exists.
It’s called finasteride.

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just wear a hat

It really was a prophecy not a movie.

the question is: should the sexual market and society be saved?
If your entire race dies out because of "balding" then maybe it has no merit to exist

Imagine a guy like Caesar killing himself because he saw crows feet around his eyes or something

It's good news I'm in my early 30s and I started losing my corners but honestly I think this is just another scam fuck these liars.

Women in developed countries select males primarily based on looks. Only in shitholes is his money the primary factor.

If all humans became bald it would only increase the birth rates and level out the dating market.

True but Jack Nicholson, Rogan and Hunter Thompson are better examples. Coke and a bitchin ast car helps. Always will. Ed Norton also pulled it off.

The counter is that Elon Musk wouldn't be in the WH or appropriating board memes if he hadn't gotten plugs. Trump keeps him around because he's wacky cyber youth gamer, and no one hear can say it didn't work to make his last campaign le "revelant."

There's no miracle cure shithead. This one is just another bullshit nothingburger treatment. You see such news once every year.

sure looks play a part. but there is always a certain limit.
OP and the science shows that this is literally about the survival of white people because people balding want to kill themselves and women get the "ick" whatever the fuck that means.

But we all already know the answer, there will never be a solution to balding that doesn't involve the complete feminization of the male body with strong hormonal changes or strong and invasive chemicals

Charles Barkley is an overlooked exception, though. He looks like a cartoon pug, never in great shape, even if he wasn't famous, he could pull pussy.

Thats a jewish mutt and no it isnt attractive you retarded shitskin, go back to syria or whatever shithole you crawled out from

Romans literally had sex slaves.

Stavros always did well, embraced the disgust. Profit.

If i get my hair back, not a single zoomette over 18 will be safe.

kill, titfuck, fuck, fuck

But they need to fix male hairline first, god did men so bad

I’m being sarcastic, I know the cure to baldness has been 2 years away for like 50 years now.

What do you think baldness is? It starts by nuking your hairline.

could revolutionize hair growth

Added side effects

sterile

cancer

ms

herpes

aids

death after 2 years

But at least you got a stand or two growing on your head ..

Trust me, living it is worse than hearing it.

Yeah, I bet. Maybe try stop being such a massive faggot.

The BA'ALD particle

Gender affirming care lmao
Balding cucks cannot be saved from bad genes

nobody would ever make money off of a patented cure for baldness

Say that to the guys who created ozempic.

The problem is that baldness makes no anatomical or physiological sense. Midwits keep coming up with hypothetical causes and custom treatment regimes, but no definitive biological pathway has been identified yet.

Big pharma is sinking a lot of money into R&D, toox because they know a patented treatment for MPB will print money.

dermarolling with clean needles each time once a month max, with 1.0mm or 1.5mm

if severe male pattern balding loss you will need to use stuff like botox to numb and atrophy your tight scalp muscles

MPB is primarily caused by tight scalp muscles and then the KO punch is delivered by your male hormones. this is why shit like finasteride may help but is really just a bandaid.
some dude solved balding fuckin years agi, this isnt his paper i think but the same theory is tested here:

The result was a highly significant correlation (r: −0.885, P < 0.001) that clearly identifies a mechanical factor in AGA development.

(mechanical factor = tight scalp muscles basically)
sauce: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4639964/

ncbi

i know i know

Is this you? Are you on that shit?

I'm 40 and have managed to somehow not go bald. I have a slight widow's peak, but that's it. Didn't really help me in the dating world, but I also get laid fairly regularly so I guess it all works out since I don't have alimony or child support to fuck with.

When the headline has a question mark it leads to nothing

Perhaps

Some speculate

From what scientists are gathering

Others hope

Could

Promising results

May offer

This is the same cope as "just go to the gym bro!"
If you are a ugly manlet no matter how much hair you can grow

Pelage Pharmaceuticals Advances Clinical Program with First Patients Dosed in Phase 2 Study for Hair Loss and GV-Led $14M Series A-1

Inclusive trial recruiting women and men with androgenetic alopecia to evaluate safety and preliminary efficacy of PP405, a topical treatment designed to reactivate dormant hair follicle stem cells
$14M financing led by GV (Google Ventures) to accelerate Phase 2 clinical program
Leaders in dermatology join Clinical Advisory Board (CAB) to advance clinical development

pelagepharma.com/

I discovered scalp massages recently, but not with a crappy massager, with your fingers, nor by rubbing the scalp, but by kneading the scalp muscles, and it makes the few hair that I got feel amazing, and I wish I knew about it when I started losing my hair because I believed scalp massages did nothing.
It refills my scalp with blood and I feel amazing also.

What a vain retard

Top 10 men who look like lesbians.

I got on fin recently when I noticed my hair just looked shitty no matter what I did. It made my hair thick and I like the results. I'm oldish and 40 anyway and had plenty of sex and I'm really not interested in what these women have to offer these days but I do like having hair.

"cure" made in ((((USA)))

I'd rather go bald

not my problem, I'm almost 40 and have a full hairline

The sexual market is going to change forever.

Yeah, women will just select for another trait if every man has a full head of hair.
Wake me up when we can grow the penis.

reawakening dormant follicles

Is that not just bullshit right off the bat? When you go bald, don't the follicles straight up die?

rip Turkish airlines

Hair growth treatment and cosmetic surgeries should be illegal. It's faking something major about who you are and selling it as real to everyone. Doesn't change your genes.

jerks off multiple times a day everyday for +10 years to the most hardcore porn available to the point of being completely desensitized to everything like gore sites

probably it's this drug with the overall level of impact on the human body as a cup of coffee that's the problem

grow the penis

angion method

That nigga was like 6'5 and wasn't built like a skinny twig. When he was young and in shape he could pull easy cause bitches love that shit.

they become like all the other follicles on your skin,very very small , almost invisible, like you little penassss

i remember this story; that’s a mugshot from some robbery he did because he was a nigger gang affiliated bastard. now he’a a fucking model just because his face is model tier and he has blue eyes as a nig. lucky fucking bastard.

They were probably not even white.

chlorine dioxide?

None of that shit works anon.

might kill all of your hair follicles

Ok?

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