Butters

greatest peremoga of all time is some scammers selling fake butter

story is also probably made up

discord troons are pathetic

Quite possibly. I have recently seen underground stores that sell fake cigarettes without an excise stamp. They cost like 40 cents, real cigarettes in Russia cost from 1.5$. Sometimes I see fake cigarettes being smoked by hobos and alcoholics. Their sale is illegal, smuggling is illegal too, so they don't care and send you fake crap.

said the russian guy putting soap on his sponge bread.

Those had Russian markings on them(maybe fake?), "More" cigarettes if i remember correctly. And there was a noticable difference in Russian and European cigarettes like LM and Bond. Now i don't smoke for a long time and don't care.

Lol wut. People shop regularly, and it's not like they're picking only the cheapest stuff

new government scheme to improve hygeine standards across the khanate.

What's the point? Russians can't afford butter anyway.

Propably not. Already before the war there was fake cheese. It was somekind of plasticine shit.

here a pack costs like $20 now... you can get off brands for $5 like "putters choice extra light" or "podium"... you can maybe get cheaper from natives.

podium is just paper made from tobacco dust soaked in tar... its the 'good stuff'

I wouldnt eat it

Isn't 100% rye the only acceptable bread in your country anyway?

1/2 of all butter is painted chalk bricks and bread is made of old mattresses
am Russian. NATO won

Russian cheese is clay mixed with plasticine in various shades of piss yellow. it also has doggie poo in it. must eat not

Yes, the excise stamp can be fake. This usually happens in small 24/7 stores owned by Armenians or Azerbaijanis. When they sell cigarettes they do not scan the qr code on the bottom, although for legal stores it is obligatory. By the way, more cigarettes.

"More" cigarettes

These cigarettes have been out of production for more than 10 years

That's ridiculous. Sound more expensive to fetch sea sponges, clean, and paint, than to make the bread.

kek. i recognize the video this is from, it's an American/Canadian. he soaks the bread in water and wrings it out like a sponge and the bread is perfectly fine

In india/baharat we just take cow dung and yellow coloring to make cheese. Sometimes we use the dung of young children for special occasions. It is very healthy for you, especially if eaten first thing in the morning

I know a Russian guy and from what he tells me, everyone who can afford it avoids buying meat in supermarkets because it's usually chemically washed out expired or dirty meat.
He doesn't live in Moscow, it may be different there.

in Russia we simply take sand-rich soil, mix it with tar and sell it as cheese. milk is extracted from bulls

Can confirm. Bought some chicken eggs and it was all just repainted snow. I wish i lived in NATO.

Armenians or Azerbaijanis

merchants

I avoid supermarket meat ever since I brought that chicken that was slimy and leaked water when fried. It was probably not expired or anything, just refrozen several times, but that was enough for me. Now I buy meat from specialized meat shops

T. Moscowite

These cigarettes have been out of production for more than 10 years

From over a decade ago i remember

Yeah, figured as much. They were horrible. I'd rather smoke belamore or prima, kek

How is it worth the time to fake a bread? Maybe fake something like gold instead.

An outbreak of listeriosis in Finland was linked to contaminated butter, with pasteurized butter containing Listeria monocytogenes at levels of 5–60 CFU/g.

Faecal coliforms are commonly found in Finnish butter, shit-eating faggot.

i ordered a pizza in russia, the crust was cardboard, the sauce was some kind of industrial lubricant mixed with red food colouring, the cheese was a glued down sheet of rubber car floor mat painted white, and the pepperoni was a sliced up sea cucumber. 6/10. after eating it i felt a little sick so i thought to wash it down with a coke but it was just carbonated motor oil. after shitting myself for hours i grabbed a stick of butter and headed to the showers to wash up.

These are the same retards who think that without regulations you'd find razor blades in loaves of bread as if razor blades are somehow cheaper per weight than bread.

Go back, and take me with you.

instead of butter its soap that has the color of butter

Sounds like bs.

I was in Moscow last week and bought some soap and sponges to wash the dirty russian air off of my pure aryan skin. Sadly the sponge was made out of bread and the soap out of butter. I blame Putler.

It isn't. The entire premise is absurb. The custom paint job alone would kill your profit margin. Now adulterating butter with cheaper hydrogenated oil could work but you would need a massive scale operation to make it profitable and since domestic sabotage can be used for foreign propaganda, I doubt the potential legal problems would be worth the $.10 you would net per bar.

In india/baharat we use cow dung for soap. It is holy and cleans not just your body but also your soul

russian cars are made of aluminium particles poorly strung together

Soap will probably be more expensive than butter
This doesn't make sense

besidings of thats, russian potato chips are actually made of thin plastic slices peppered with industrial grade chems

i ordered a taxi in russia and the car had holes in the floor and instead of brakes we had to put our feet down through the holes

sounds like a luxurious experience. devious western nouveauriches

In india/baharat we cover our cars with cow poop. It is holy and makes our cars invincible

Can confirm. I just put soap on the loofa and have my breakfast sandwich right in the shower. The bread & butter jew fears the shrewd consumer.

you have a shower in your barrack?

In india/baharat we shower and bathe in cow dung/poop. It is holy and makes you smell super good and clean. We even have poop pools you can relax in

I don't understand. Wouldn't it just be easier to and cheaper to make a piece of bread than to make a sponge?
And how do I know that this video isn't just of a really spongy piece of bread?

wow, trans rights world wide now!

In india/baharat we make bread out of cow dung/poop. It is holy and is super healthy and better than wheat bread

Damn i could go for Zhigulevsoye right now

In india/baharat we drink cow urine instead of beer. It is holy and is the reason why indians are so strong and healthy. It is super good for you