SP500 futures open down another -5%

congress needs to step in and stop the retard.

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LIVE! LAUGH! LOVE! MIGA!

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

sheeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelsssssss

is there anything more hilarious than watching kikes go from screaming MIGA to screamin about their shekels being lost?

Answer
There is not

why? he's doing what we voted for him to do.

zoom out retard, also it's a great opportunity to make money selling calls/buying puts etc.
Only poor retards think this is bad.

If you voted for a global recession then you might be even more retarded than the retard in chief.

ALL IN

HIGH STAKES INVESTMENTS

Blood is taste of winning.

hillbillies oppose that

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just le zoom out theory

Do mumuniggers really? It's fucking over, son. We're getting a 2008 2.0.

LIE LIE LIE LIE ALL LIES...Anon Babble told me 50 countries want to sign trade deals to zero tariffs

I have nothing to lose. Should have given me something to lose and I would have stayed in line. You lost.

IMPEACH DRUMPH

we're going to zero motherfucker

Memeflag tranny faggot

whatever

Still way too high
Needs to go down more

based af. income earners will win as they can buy in cheap stocks. boomers and jews lose as their reitrement accounts drop

s & p
ass and pee
kek

If you didn't want Congress to come in and stop the retard Biden during his Stock market disaster then politely STFU. Also explain to me why other countries are allowed to have tariffs against the USA, but the second the USA wants to stop being the worlds piggy bank its a trade war??

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checked
good
let it burn

we've been in a recession for 5 years

The sad this is that when the stocks recover (like 1 year from now, and all opportunity cost is lost), they will say that they cared about the stock market all along.
What a fucking sad cult.

*sad thing about this

MAGA crashed the stock market

Yes

MAGA ruined my retirement

Yes

MAGA means I can't retire

Yes

MAGA made things more expensive

Yes

MAGA made my life worse

Yes

I voted for this. You lost. Cope and seethe.

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Even gold is falling lol

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1929

minor stock correction caused mass bankruptcies which caused a banking collapse and 60% of Americans lost all of their money

2008

gambling on gambling on gambling on nigger mortgages caused a banking collapse

...

IT WUZ BCUZ UH TARIFFS

still buying the dip

BUY
THE FUCKING
DIP
HOLY LORD

recession confirmed

Fuck your 401k.

t. Germcuck seething over American politics

Just shut the fuck up, no one looks at that fucking place and goes "gee I wish they would give us some advice"

looks like boomers will have to pull up those bootstraps real soon! love to see it

if markets go to zero and start going into negatives, wouldn't you just start getting your money back again?

Fuck you faggot.
Your inability to invest is a skill issue on your part.
You are a retard.
>Congress 'cuz my stawks.
moron