/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

Even the board is bored.
Meemaw and Chuck playing Tic-Tac-Toe
Sheryl and Steve on their phones

This nigger stole his grass

I concur with my fellow anon.

So to speak.

there is a saying in Spanish.....

Something something Mountains of Cocaine.

Need to sprinkle in some revocations in the mix.

oh holy fuck wrap this up

Ok i am taking my dog on a walk, don't let anything notable happen while i am gone.

Normally I'm OUTCASES < YARD WORK but it just rained a butt ton here soooooo

this reminds me of the times in church where theyd have people come up and give testimony or ask for prayer and the service would stretch on an additional 30-60 minutes and it was all you couls do to avoid falling asleep

The way it's going we'll be here for a few hours.

What a stupid lawyer. Action speak louder than words? Bitch all we’ve heard are words.

She sounds like a fucking politician.

wrap it up

This is how a lot of politicians get their start.

Glad for the rain. Maybe it’ll knock some of the tree jizz down a bit.

Needs to renew his green card.

Quick call that ICE hotline.

He also needs a gun.

Fucking stuck like Chuck. What a clown

Reposting the docket

I believe we’re done with the docket as they don’t show the pardons.

I really really really like this image

It's still snowing up here. This winter has been cold as shit, where is MUH GLOBAL WARMING.

They my cut this whole thing short

This looks like a povertous DMV.

Lake effect?

it a mind set

SO OVER

We have already seen some pretty warm weather in Texas and I am not looking forward to summer, but on the bright side my 2 year old avocado trees are bearing fruit for the first time. Should have home grown guacamole by late August or so.

kinda like kissing your sister

where does Prator come up with this shit?

It's kind of like kissing your sister

like kissing your sister

Didn't know prator was from alabama.

It's like kissin your sister, not the best but it's somethin

HAHA NIGGA WUT?

All these next ones will be "Pardon" cases right?
What does Pardon mean? like commutation of sentences?

No its just cold up here, I don't think I'm anywhere close enough to the great lakes for that to be a huge factor.

my 2 year old avocado trees are bearing fruit for the first time

oh very nice anon!

I really hope they saved the best for last

Commutation is (typically) asking for the life sentence without parole to be changed to 99 years with parole options.
Pardon is when the govenor signs some paper and cleans your record, so it's like you didn't commit the crime.

Armed robbery

This will be quick.

damn they have court hearings for that? a full on pardon.
I thought this was some kind of back door deal where you know a guy that knows a guy that can talk to the governor

kind of back door deal

Those likely exist, also.

Starter Jackets.

Damn that takes me back.

lunch with the boys
petroleumclub.com/

i don't know if louisiana is a state that requires all pardons come with a recommendation from the pardon board but that's what they're doing right now, reviewing the applications and sending recommendations to the governor who has the final say.

it varies by state. in some the governor has sole pardon authority, some require both the governor and an appointed board, and in at least one the governor has no input

bring on the um ladies

they are merciful today huh
granted 4 and denied 1

Oh shit its Dr. Manhattan!

5 years and 5 probation for killing 2 people while drunk driving

I gotta labotomy lisence

They’ve granted a few without restoration of firearms. That last nigger was convicted of three armed robberies and he was granted a pardon but no funs.

Bullshit
Low level medical jobs hire all kind of criminal pieces of shit and retards

I heard that too, wtf?

Why can't they just SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH.

phlebotomy

Phembotomy.
It's fancy nurse talk for: Drawing blood with a needle.

Ohhhhhh..... she draws blood.

means he will be an easy target on the hood since they broadcast it lol, deserved

still drinks after killing people drunk driving

Denied

drinking?

Yes.

No more questions

Ouch.

Do you still drink

Yes.

Well that's over.
NEXT

I hate getting blood drawn by niggers or spics they always fuck something up.
Then the white bitch who has been there forever comes in and does it in secs with out hurting your arm

Thanks for the clarification but I choose to believe this nigress is going around with an ice pick shoving it into people's brains

da dehgree purrt of eet

I have had this experience myself.

This bitch is only thinking about how her background of KILLING 2 people, how it affects her and inconveniences her, she doesn't even talk about repentance

this is bullshit, they are granting everything

dats rite dats it

That's it.

Yes, shit nigger you got what you wanted, why are you complaining.

you see?

Yeah.

She was only in jail for NINE months after drunk driving and killing two people.

Dock

MORE LIKE WHARF AMIRITE

the board keeps pushing SHAQUITA to the end. they must be lurking here

Dey een a good mood tadehyy.

Steve is blue balling us until she changes the battery in the smoke detector.

That took me a moment. Not bad.

ih keeps stawwwwlin'

off to a good start

Trinitria

Rashunda, the star of our last hearing, killed a Tranita in a car accident

i was raped

By what, a werewolf?

Dis nayybahewd ain't well leeet

I love how punishment in America is basically to make people live as a European lol

convicted felon

working for the courts

seems legit

mickey mouse bullshit stuff
court system is too lenient on vehicular homicide, here too

I wish that everyone I knew was dead
So that I'd never have to pick up the phone
I just wanna be naked
And masturbate all day at home

this isn't a living, been there believe me
you will feel very bad when you are on the wrong side of 40s

bitch is lying
GRANTED

listening to literal retard niggers

yay....

ok

Lol prator can be savage if he wants.

This is my life and I love it :P

you love it, now

a ringtailed tudor?

When someone was especially rambunctious or trouble-making or outlandish in any way, my Texas-raised mother would call that person a “ring-tailed tooter.” I don’t encounter that phrase much any more, but it certainly serves a purpose when needed. It can be used to describe mischievous children, especially the kind who leave a trail of wreckage behind them. But there’s also a hint of admiration (and maybe envy) in the epithet, giving credit to someone with a zesty approach to life. Perhaps the quintessential ring-tailed tooter would have been Huckleberry Finn, although I don’t believe Mark Twain ever referred to him as such.

huh. that's a new one on me.

please dont
niggers have been fun to listen to, goodnight.

wordsgoingwild.blogspot.com/2015/07/are-you-ring-tailed-tooter.html?m=1

can be used to describe mischievous children, especially the kind who leave a trail of wreckage behind them

I'll be 54yrs old in May kek

Wait what the fuck? There's hearings today?

THE LOUISIANA PARDON BOARD IS A DISGRACE
SOMEBODY CALL TRUMP

Why that smiling ape needs firearms?

It was murder monday Vietanon. Now we are just doing restoration of firearms bullshit. Last one

Shaquita bryant

54 is still young you still have power to change your life, wait till you're 70 and feeling your mortality with no one to aid you on hospital trips like i help with my dad

My father has rapid onset dementia.
I know this feel.

There were parole hearings earlier or is it all pardons? Pardons are usually boring.

100% Pure Pardons

I hayve refoam from dayt

At dis tahm

convicted felon

works for the sheriff's office as a deputy

seems legit

Gun crime

Wants gun rights restored

this will be a tough sell

wish I lived on top of the sunset
Yeah, 'cause Hollywood you know my type
I'll get stoned all night with Lana
Half in and half out of the light

co-reyk

At tahms he be drawnk

that's one of the largest incentives to have a kid and what I am inclined to do
having someone to take care of you when you're old

I may have said the wrong thing

Yeah she was asking for it

No kids
I drink vodka and smoke 3 packs a day
70 LOL
Also am war vet with full Disability including full home care but I'll never do that

Duck dynasty mentioned

What ISP is this bitch using? Metronet?
They're ass by the way never use them.

Buh huh

She was watchin' the youtube.

Metronet?

They're ass by the way never use them.

Works on my machine.

shoots husband

beats up children

plz gib me gunz

lmaoo

I implement self sufficiency

What the fuck does that mean.

I drink vodka and smoke 3 packs a day

70 LOL

so you want to go...i see

You'll be dead.
No judgement.
I will be too.

I work for them they stink.
You better hope no one does lawn work or a strong breeze comes through because the fiber always breaks.

I wanna furtherize my career

What about Fidium?

I'm gonna move to California
I'm gonna melt into the sand
Slow dance with Elizabeth Taylor
And Audrey
Bum a cigarette from Cary Grant
Now New York you know I love you
Because you made me who I am
Which is not that good of a person
I need to feel something again

neck or shoulder is kind of a big difference in a stabbing

somewhay arown da nayke or da shoulder puurt

I just stabbed her a lil bit

Eet wazn bayyde er lahf thraytnn

There’s nothing that this sheboon has said that I believe.

boomers unmute

lol denied

Unhappy face.

HAHAHAHAHA

dayum shaniqua they set you up girl

THERES MORE?

And now back to the cell bock

Let’s guess who voted in her favor

you and the rest of the board. i heard it was a 4-1 deny. any guesses who the 1 was? lololol

bonus round!

Fucking get to it.

now there's an image that's about 20 years old

For real, dude is lying and bullshitting
"The gun went off"
lmao, like magic.
Dude killed a woman, hard time inside the jail

The gun went off and shot it

and then????

Tillis
well sheeeeeit

He keeps calling people "IT".
That's 3 times.

this kind of bullshit is one of the reasons i drink alone
youtube.com/watch?v=dblLF66rKa0

Nice tight turning radius.

I think it went off because my finger pulled the trigger

You know why I drink alone?
I prefer to drink by myself

Aunt Ginger obviously made the list today. That looks to be like some invalid port a potty or something?