What goes on here??

I love this fucking state.

Yes we know how much you love niggers and spics

What goes on here??

Hurricanes and bath salt zombies

What are you a cop, why are you asking so many questions?

Seethe kike, I live on an island that is more white than anywhere in your shit state. Turns out not many niggers or spics can afford a three million dollar house.

Pipe down Georgina.

Nigger infested humid dump with vapid people.

spics
drugs
gators
general degeneracy

Meth
Niggers
Old as fuck boomers
Spics and Tourists

I want out

All kinds of shit.

Florida Man goes on.

Key Largo has 2 of the last remaining underwater bases in the world

The adventures of Florida Man.

Jacksonville - 2 navy bases, one ships, one airbase. So military, rednecks, niggers and is a massively spread out city.
Pensacola - naval air station
Gainseville and Tallahasee(capital) - college students, rednecks and niggers.
Middle down to Orlando/Tampa is rural mostly small towns.
Orlando is niggers, tourists and fags (DIsney)
Tampa is alright
The Villages north of Orlando is a big cemetary of boomers and silent generation where their neighbors die off weekly.
Daytona- tourists
Ft. Meyers- more old boomer retirement
Ft. Lauderdale - spics, everywhere, especially colombians and venezuelans, jews
Miami- jews, niggers, every fucking spic you can think of and their hybrid nigger mix cocktail of nigger spic. JEWS

Worlds largest G-mod chaos server

Oh forgot the keys, fishing, tourists, expensive as shit and another navy base. One lane roads.

Our tax dollars at work, 1.1 million per year in operating + upkeep costs

tampa is alright

filled with niggers

random street takeovers

desu I didn't spend much time there, so was just a cursory examination from what a saw YEARS ago

no waves even by Florida standards

1.1 million per year

Do you have any idea how relatively efficient that is? I bet a fucking storage shed on a millitary base costs more annually

fuck off we're full

This is unironically the best part of the USA imho

Hurricanes and brown people LARPing as whites.

It's one of the greatest states in the union. They have a LOT going on all over the place. You can find pretty much whatever you want to do except skiing and rock climbing.

Don't tell these niggers about the forgotten coast.

Florida fucking sucks now. Too many transplants moved in and now it's miserable. Between the traffic, cost of living, cost of housing, property tax, home insurance and car insurance premiums, retarded laws, and just flood of assholes from out-of-state, it's become a nightmare. Florida used to have a different culture with a relaxed, easy going, and pleasant attitude.

Thank god I'm moving out of this shithole of a state. Literally only good if you're an old dying fart with wealth.

You're such a faggot holy shit

Meth, incest, and usury.
But definitely not anyone driving over 45 mph. Ever.

stuff, things, shit even
youtu.be/6KBSCNeMUrk?feature=shared

No place on earth is calmer and more chill than it was 10 years ago. Every single part of the earth without a single exception is deteriorating in calmness. Even Antarctica.
Florida is still the best place to live in the US, for these reasons-
1. heavily armed
2. fresh water everywhere, impossible to run out
3. state culture bends everyone that comes here to its will, unlike other places in the US
4. easy as fuck to grow food here of all types
5. birds
6. hurricanes and summer rains
7. gators, sharks, and amoebas to eat the tourists and their brains
8. the #1 space port on earth

Also, my property taxes are great. .75% a year, I pay $1K a year on a $150K house.
Insurance is terrible though, due to weather. No place is perfect though.

321

Junkies and rich people.

is it windy?

I would assume so. Most coastal areas are. The sun heats water and land at different rates and the disparity in air temperature produces wind.

True but I feel a lot of the benefits are being nullified. Plants here thrive and you can grow a lot of different fruits, vegetables, and herbs. And that's with the benefit of not having terrible allergies, as in most of the rest of the country, tree cum fills the air and coats everything in its yellow spermy residue.

Southwest Floridafag here, the humidity is always high, there's niggers and spics down here, pure shithole. Never go to Florida.

Yes, only during the warmer months temps...
I have a Florida driver's license as I lived there for some years and would desperately enjoy returning and will be doing so soon.
Clearwater is heaven on Earth.

Elder God Tier Floridaman

New England Patriots tattoo

That's a no from me

Nothing of value.

is it
News or Jiggers

diatoms

cuban port of entry

the worst drivers in these United States

fuck maryland too, the people are trash

I wonder, if an alligator eats a meth fiend, does the gator get high?

A gator on meth is a gator that will attack anything in sight but never eat what it attacks. An interesting combo.

/thread

OxyContin RXs

Flying on plane to Miami and you have the left window seat can see the badass shoreline, good times, good memories

Not anymore. Getting schedule-2 Rx in Florida is quite the task these days, including adderall and ritalin.

isn't it fun to take a shower in the morning, dress, step outside and start sweating at 8 am?

Voting no on marijuana legalization like faggots

Florida's been a weed state for hundreds of years. We don't need it "legal" because it simply exists here. Asmongold's mom and dad were into weed when they lived in Florida(Asmon's mom was 100% Florida Cracker).
Legal weed means corporate weed. Corporate weed will shut down black market weed and hurt a lot of very influential old-time Florida families.

I just moved here last year. Lovin' it.

You forgot St Augustine

It's early hot and the people are weird. Florida people act like they are fake people made by aliens who've only ever heard stories of people.

t. Transplant

immediately posted screen grab to reddirtard. sorry anon, no one's having nice things now.

apparently, toxic waters from the Gulf of America wash up on the west coast.

The toxic water is from the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America only has the best, purest water

go for a swim Gulfport, MS anon. do it. toxic. there's a huge dead spot out of the river.

Gulf of Mexico waters are cancerous, Gulf of America waters cure cancer.

Simple as.

Lots of nigger sex

This

the one sad part about past few decades is how so many spics got the money to afford the keys and have basically ruined it now. They were everywhere last time I stayed in largo.
we are lucky niggers haven't reached that point yet.

Insurance is terrible though, due to weather.

I remember when I turned 25 and thought my auto insurance would get reduced only to see it raised 15% because of Irma. Legit a 8-10% supposed decrease turned into a 15% increase. I had a clean driving record too.

The best way to lower your car insurance premiums is to stick with your company and get perks. If you jump around trying to find lower rates, you'll end up with higher ones. It's a huge scam, that's why they're always pushing people to switch.

Cubans (usually pretty good people)
Way too many traffic lights, and retarded drivers.
Boomers
Sweltering heat
A significant number of kikes.
Meth
Cocaine
Junkies
Rain
Niggers

I was with progressive for 8 years by that time and was due for a major deduction but got jew'ed. You can always transfer loyalty anyways by just checking a box on the application, they never ask for proof and run off the honor system anyways.

Now, I just daily drive beaters with no insurance because I'm still a clean driver. I do have my toy car insured but it's antique insurance which is so cheap.

These people live there

people

Driving uninsured in Florida can be a problem. Depending where you live you might get your car popped.

What goes on here??

Private property theft from selectively targeted individuals by crooked insiders, using both government muscle, corrupt state media, and the full support of a well-bribed, corrupt citizenry

Welcome to Florida

Florida Man

County jail here in the mid-00s was interesting. Seeing some of the retarded shit people get arrested for on their end and the government's end was enlightening. I was there for more mundane transgressions, destructive devices(illegal homemade fireworks). The sheer number of domestic abuse charges really stuck out to me and many of those guys were not beating on their women.

Its a place where middle class old people go to die.
Also, by easter, hundreds of thousands of caucasian young women from all over north america congregate there during the mating season to get acquainted with dark-colored strangers.

It's fine. I don't drive like a nigger and am a very defensive driver. Plus, I'm white in 45% nigger area. Worst thing that's happened is when some lil old lady hit me I took rag of gasoline and wiped her car paint off mine and said it never happened.

Paying $2k a year to drive a $2k beater in FL with a perfect record is retarded especially when my car ain't even worth $2k and I have health insurance.

hundreds of thousands of caucasian young women

Chechens and Dagestanis are really weird.

Ft. Lauderdale - spics, everywhere, especially colombians and venezuelans, jews

you must live in pompano. sorry

It's not YOU that's the problem, it's other retards on the road. The US is full of them now. Another fun benefit of letting third world trash into our country.

Based shit happens here. We're full.

I have never seen as much racemixing as I have in this state. I work with middle aged hags and every single one of them has a black kid. The oldest one is a grandma to a niglet kid that looks nothing like her. Every time I walk outside I see niggers with white women. It's exclusively this and no other pattern because the Hispanics hang out with other hispanics.

There are no real "ghettoes" here like we have up north. Chicago is a congo shithole but the white people live away in the suburbs and congregate with other rich white people. Not so in Florida. Niggers regularly hang out in gated communities and HOAs. Old boomers pump gas next to niggers.

One time I saw a car full of niggers pull up and a white teenage girl was driving them around. She looked maybe 16. She was probably the only one with a driver's license. I've never seen that anywhere else.

This is the worst place I've ever been to in my entire life

I don't drive like a nigger and am a very defensive driver.

What part of that don't you understand? I'm fully aware when you drive a car you are holding a gun to everybody's head with your finger on the trigger and they have one pointed at you too. I anticipate other people's actions and dodge them. I could've easily been a nigger and let people run into me while changing lanes for a free lottery check but I don't.
The only accidents I've been in were in my gf's car and the retarded niggers backed into me when they were backing out of their parking spot in a lot. No amount of honking stopped any of the three retards from pressing on the gas pedal so now I only park in back.

i visited my grandparents there once
the coast is literally a 100 mile long strip mall with retirement villas on each side

The only accidents I've been in were in my gf's car and the retarded niggers backed into me when they were backing out of their parking spot in a lot.

So it has happened before. You see what I mean here? You just said some retards hit you, and you think it can't happen again? Never get complacent.

so now I only park in back.

so now

Anyways, even if someone backed into my beater I wouldn't give 2 fucks and maybe shake them down for cash but because it was my gfs new car she filed claims. Hell one of them I got quoted for $1500, popped the dent out myself and collected the $1.5k check myself out of her insurance's pocket.

Anon, I won't get jew auto insurance for a beater no matter what you or anyone else says.
I know the game.

It fucking sucks, and that's one of the main reasons why I'm going to leave at some point.