Reminder that Steve is WHITE

Always has been and always will be.

Minecraft is a game about BUILDING. Something only whites can do. Minecraft is an Aryan classic.

so youre saying steve is hispanic

steve is a square

Whitewashed

Into a fat jew

Its obviously suppose to be the developer. Blue eyes just like him. Saying otherwise is cope.

Steve is just tanned and dirty desu

There is no way Steve is white

It's almost as if the creator, a white male with blue eyes with a goatee, put himself in the game as the main character.

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full head of hair

Looks like a darker in game
Also this

Why would you Gary Stu yourself with a tiny cock, no hair, fat body and no talent?

Steve is obviously meant to be Mediterranean, while Alex is Nordic.

cubic and rectangular prismatic

Actually his character looks like this

steve is austrian and works outside all day which makes him tawny, his wife alyx stays at home

why would you-aCK

steve is rhodesian

THIS
STEVE IS AN AVSTRIAN BVLL

did everyone forget?

Endermen

steals blocks of dirt, really fast, can't swim

Villagers

protected by golems, really bad deals, funny noses

The villagers do farming and manual trades, though. They can't be jews.

I don't get it. Is the one on the right supposed to be Steve?

Med bull with twink Nord. Tale as old as time.

Alex is biologically female.

Wonder how many kids this traumatized back in the day

This motherfucker made a billion dollars off reinventing Legos. Wtf

And It's Hip To Be A Square!

These niggers have blue eyes.

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all kinds of gains

we all know what kind of name Steve is

Who cares?
CHICKEN JOCKEY!

Steve is a Jew that is why he is so obssessed with gold and diamonds and the creepers are meant to represent arabs

Steve has hair

It's a fantasy b

Terminally-online faggots never heard of a tan

The fuck is Steve? Wasn't minecraft one of those lego clones for elementary schoolers? I stopped playing that stuff when I turned 11 and found out that pussy is better than video games. Why are grown men obsessed with it? Are they homosexuals?

"Steve" is now Jewish

Lmao that was my first impression as well

Because they're mutts

lol who cares? jack black is a jew.

i like the hodge

hes covered in dort from mining the minerals and never sleeping because of the pervitin