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Based
Cuckservatives will bend to trump
Carney took away the carbon tax and gave money to Palestine
Now we need jagmeet to win for $2000 in gibs

did elections happen? weren't the conservatives basically guaranteed to win? how'd they fuck up?

Who cares. Conservatives in Canada are more left wing than American democrats. Canada is basically the Californa north, except significantly poorer and less relevant.

Election is on monday bro

They were until trump scared us into voting for libs. It was a lay up until he was sworn in
Early election had a 25% higher turnout
Over 7 million voted

Who you voting for?
Who do you think will win?

Trump's shitposting combined with red liberals outplaying blue liberals hard.

Wrong. The liberals performed a masterful bait and switch on the NDP. They effectively pivoted the failures of the Trudeau government onto Jagmeet Singh and the NDP. This basically cratered NDP support. Conservative numbers haven't significantly changed. What changed was that the NDP went from polling in the 20+ range to polling to pulling in the 5-10% range.

Changing what would normally be a conservative sweep at 40% to a tight race because its basically a two party system now.

how'd they fuck up?

Everyone was mad at trudeau
Trudeau resigned
Now only half are mad

That's desperate cope even for liberal shill "polls"

Beyond saving.
Checked and /thread.

Honestly, what is the point of the NDP? They're basically the Bernie Sanders wing of the Liberal party.

what's the point

Originally it was the worker party ran by a white guy and his Asian wife the two basically became the party you didn't like but would probably like the most if you wanted to get a drink/coffee with he passed and since then the party has been dying and only did in 15 due to backlash against the Bloc and libs

Gets rid hugely unpopular Trudeau

Replaces him with electable white guy

Poilievre now has to try

Intentionally ignores Trump's demands to instigate trade war riling up boomers

Successfully paints Poilievre as a Trumpfag

Carney calls for elections ASAP so he can get in before he makes a mistake

The party has been rudderless amd confused and has lost everything becasue the Cons and libs pander far better to shitskins also the chugs their only support group is leaving them because they've done jack shit amd instead have protected the Treaudu government

If Canada elects another poo loving socialist Alberta and Saskatchewan will inevitably secede from Canada and will most likely join the US. If that happens, the rest of Canada will finally go bankrupt and will probably be forced to join the US, however with much less leverage than they had before. It’s a win-win, no matter what, for the USA. Canada fucked themselves when they opened their bathrooms to the street shitting world

Unironcally this plus libs killing NDP

which one are the globalist trudeau fags and which are the normal canadians? is blue team red team the same over there?

ontario must be the most brown

Western alienation is real - the Balkanization of Canada is imminent.

which one are the globalist

Both.

We can halp fix your country fren, in exchange we require Newfies, Saskatchewan, and Quebec. Also plenty of good Canadian women, not the weirdo MPs I am talking like 1990s-early 2k Trish Stratus an such. ^-^

cucked plan

Haven't you guys been talking about that for 30 years? It's never going to happen.

OH YES YES YES YES YES
"simple goy" pp was at best a slow agonizing death via decline management .
based central banker Carney is going to hit the gas and turn Canada into a (((GDP powerhouse))) by jacking up homes to $10 million and importing a googleplex jeets.
ACCELERATE, EH

cucknada is do for and will not survive this century

Good riddance.

If anyone is actually surprised by this, Leafs are more retarded than I thought.
I called this the day Castro resigned.

And colder.

anywhere that isn't alberta or saskatchewan are quite literally too stupid to live

polliviere is married to a shitskin and has shitskin kids. id honestly rather vote for a leftist than let a white-genociding traitor lead the conservative party. canada is doomed.

Successfully paints Poilievre as a Trumpfag

Funny part is that is pure CCP propaganda, that the liberals ran with, the 2021 CSIS report that came out recently identified it.

Cuckservatives won't even civil war when the libs win. Truck fags got de-banked, and beaten up by police for nothing LMAO. Eat shit and die mad, anti-vax conservicucks.

Canada is doomed to be filled with Singh, pajeets and chinks. Press S to spit on a fucking leaf

Well, yeah. Like 75% jeet or Arab. And 75% of their total population. BC is most of the rest of their population and is 90% yellow.

you can thank trump for that

S

Actually based.
Getting your enemy to destroy themselves without a single shot being fired is some serious Sun Tzu shit.

Yes, Canadians are objectively retarded. Not even hyperbole. I have heard people here unironcially claim that "Democrats in the US are right wing". The people of Canada would light themselves on fire if the TV told them to.

Based until we're flooding you with infinite jeets.

The people of Canada would light themselves on fire if the TV told them to.

I don't think they'd even need that. All the need is someone to convince them not setting yourself on fire is something Americans do and they'd do it out of spite. C*nadian "identity" exists only so far as they try to be "not American" as possible in everything they do.

Pollievre promised infinity poos and if he got elected you'd probably have to pledge allegiance to Israel every time you wanted to renew your passport. Fuck that little faggot.

You can see the exact parts of the country that are going to leave with all the oil and the food.

don't blame me, I voted for Bernier.

Prepare for unrelenting waves of jeets. Your streets will never be clean again.

This is especially true for boomers. My grandparents have a burning hatred for Americans I'll never understand.

We used to be way better than them

We will burn our economy to the ground to mildly inconvenience you.

Sure, and that's one thing.
I hate lots of groups. But I would never change my life to be the opposite of a group I hate. For example, I hate women. Women, White women at least, tend to love dogs. I don't stop loving my dog just to prove I'm not a woman. But if you convince most leafs that liking dogs is an American thing, most of them will immediately go out and buy a cat. Hate whoever you want. But if you are constantly shooting yourself in the foot to spite a group (that honestly forgets you exist most of the time) you are deeply broken as a people.

Your terms are acceptable.

Enjoy drowning in poo.

Just let them cook, honestly.

Anon Babble is cheering for Carney because the cognitive dissonance when boomers have to admit they picked a terrible party for the fourth time in a row will be delicious.

Also Indians are Aryan and our greatest ally against the commie chinks.

Speak for yourself. I want an NDP/Bloc coalition.

praising jeets

Ahh. So you're retarded. That explains it.

They were until trump scared us into voting for libs. It was a lay up until he was sworn in

Early election had a 25% higher turnout
Over 7 million voted

You realize how fucking pathetic you sound. Ree Orange Man scary let’s cuck and vote for even bigger lefty than Trudeau. Trust me bro, we don’t want Canada. Fuck you are more pathetic than the French

Jagmeeet hates Hindus? Seems based.

wtf does carney even do? ive heard alot of poilievre but nothing about carney, he seems like the most boring person ever.

The designated shitting street of canadian polotics

Anybody else bet on Pierre? tons of people I know are doing it.

Polls only outreach aging boomers who watch CBC and sit at home answering the phone all day. Pierre is getting record breaking rallies, destroying liberals in social media and YouTube engagement. Ground level support for him is unreal. One problem with polling too is they keep weighing previous elections into it, which was Trudeau vs Scheer in 2019. Totally different election, totally different time, totally different candidates, and they're using that in their weighting. It will almost certainly end up working against them.

I just find it completely unbelievable that they just replaced Trudeau with some guy who has barely even lived in Canada and suddenly their support went through the roof. All these foreign investors on Polymarket only have polls to go off of, which is why they're almost certainly reading it wrong. Monday is gonna be fun.

With odds like this you can 4x or 5x your money if you also bet on conservative majority/minority.

Yup he wants to recognize Palestine and charge Israel for war crimes

CPC minority at BEST
at least carney is better than trudeau (not by much)

Whites larping as natives
No wonder they lost the story and narrative

carney better than trudeau

you leafs are so blissfully retarded. I bet you think Trudeau decided to import 1 billion indians all by himself too

wef

You lost

npcs are dumb

they think the liberal party swapping figureheads changes everything even though it changes nothing its still all the same people still. and carney was basically one of trudeaus handlers anyways its not like trudeau was actually in charge, the guy was a bimbo snowboarding instructor he wasnt running the country.

also trump derangement syndrome is huge in canada because all our media is worse than cnn and the npcs just regurgitate what they're told uncritically. and somehow the media convinced them that the conservative party in canada is the same thing as maga republicans even though they have nothing to do with each other.

and then trump with his tariff stuff just launched the tds into overdrive so that turns into votes for liberals because conservatives equals trump because the news said so.

also polls are shit. people vote for who they think will win so the polls massage the data to get the results they need to manipulate the election.

it remains to be seen if the polls are accurate but remember the polls were in favour of hilary clinton and kamala harris so... we`ll see soon if canadians really are as dumb as the polls suggest we are and if so i suggest alberta and saskatchewan just leave its not worth it being hitched to a country of literal retard npc tv news zombies who are this easily manipulated

The polls have gotten closer, but it will probably another Liberal minority government held up by the NDP.

BC is more of a mix these days.
Back in 2019 or so you would've been right but the jeets have been expanding their numbers exponentially since and there's been less Asians coming here in recent years plus more going back to China

globalist and globalist lite
but i could at least forgive people voting conservative, pp talks a good game sometimes and at least they`re not the same party thats been ruining the country for years just swapping out their figurehead frontman. but really its probably all fake anyways i have no faith any of this is real its just a show.

Fuck yeah. Listen, I really wanted the conservatives to win this time before Trump threatened our very existence. Like it or not, making sure the liberals win sends a very clear message. A clear fuck you to Trump and the retarded American public who support him and his nonsense. The liberals need to win to send a message that we exist and will not be deleted. Also the liberals are willing to fuck up the environment to help the economy now. Sounds like a dream scenario.

Red is left-wing in Canada if I remember correctly.

Can’t believe after 12 years of liberalism destruction, the leafs think doubling down is the solution

cognitive dissonance is always boring. they won`t admit anything they will just bury their heads in the sand and act like they`re still right, that`s how cognitive dissonance works

In Canada, red is for liberals and Blue is for conservatives. A little trick to make it easier to remember is the Canadian flag is red and Canada is more liberal than America. And conservatives are blue, in the alphabet, c and b are next to each other. (The c in conservative is next to the b in blue)

i think thats his strategy. just be boring and not trudeau and get elected before anyone can figure out who he is because hes too boring to look into or even listen to

Ontario grows so much food, you silly billy.

they never publish unweighted polls for a reason. they don`t want us weighing the results ourselves. they want their own lens of bias for us to look through

When you become the 51st state you'll have to get rid of that gay metric shit.

i would hate you but i see you as more of a human bot regurgitating programming then a sentient human being so i just pity you the same way i do a stupid dog that won`t stop barking

effectively two party system

leaders of those parties are chosen (((internally))) with zero citizen involvement

voting third party is a joke

stuck voting only for jewish puppet #1 or jewish puppet #2

both also love the jeets

how the fuck do people just smile and nod over this?

bro come on, no, i am not learning fractions

still voting PPC. Should've been conservative if he wanted conservatives to vote for him.

dominion voting machines count the party votes too in all the parties. surely we can trust dominion voting systems. sure the federal election is hand counted paper ballot for whatever thats worth. but since things are like you say whats the point. its all so clearly a scam

we have zero choice over leadership and its wild that nobody seems to realize that, they are too busy trying to block [OTHER PARTY] from getting in without realizing they are both on the same leash

As a pro-Trump Canadian who wants to become American, I'm increasingly feeling like Carney is the better choice because of how weak he is. Seriously the guy is pathetic, he lied about Trump bringing up the 51st state during their phone call and when he got called out on it today he started stammering and randomly switched to French halfway through his answer. He's a meek, low-energy, hunched over globalist that Trump will walk all over. Pierre is high-energy and well spoken.
Also it will be funny to see all the TDS boomers realize how badly they fucked up with Carney over the coming years. If Pierre stays on as leader he'll still get to be prime minister in the long run.

thats the scam
youtube.com/watch?v=l7l9QmtiXHU
don`t blame me, i voted for kodos

Nobody is saying libtards are smart for emotionally reacting to Trump you retard, he was just explaining what is happening. Trump just had to shut his fucking jewish lips until this upcoming Monday, and the libs would've been crushed. They were at 15% until this 51st state tomfoolery happened and completely resurrected them.

Trump has been the biggest enemy to nationalism out of any political force I've seen in my entire life. He boosts the left pretty much everywhere by poisoning conservatism, since most normies associate conservatives with being aligned with MAGA.

If you didn't know, Canadians are fucking retarded

the boomers won`t realize anything ever but you`re right trump wuld clearly prefer carney and thats probably why hes done everything to trigger the vote for liberals

the boomers won`t realize anything ever

I think they at least realize things subconsciously even if they don't admit it. They know they were wrong about the vax/lockdowns/masks which is why they just don't bring it up anymore. Clearly most of them were prepared to vote conservative a few months ago based on the polls, so I think after 2 years of Carney the polls will just shift back to where they were and boomers will pretend this whole episode never happened.

So what you're saying is canadians are idealogically captured like most of Europe?

dont give boomers too much credit. theyre all lead poisoned retards

yeah exactly, they`ll just pretend nothing happened. nothing funny about that. it`s tiresome

Kamala Harris and Hilary Clinton were projected to win massively too

Hilary, Yes. Kamala, No, not massively. She was at most about 2 or 3 points ahead

I dont care about the decaf right and I dont live in a place non whites would want to live
let it get worse and maybe we can see some real change int he near future

who wants to become American

I hate canada, but I'd rather stay a post-national cucked economic zone when WW3 kicks off, as it'll be easier to dodge Trump's Iran draft. Say what you will, at least there's zero social trust in this globalist dump, unlike miggers who've all been remoralized into thinking white genocide, tranny shit, abortion, etc... have been resolved since their pressure valve candidate got in.

When the war kicks off, would you rather be in a chaotic non-country where everyone hates their government, or surrounded by retards who got galvanized into restoring their patriotism by having a few keys dangled in their faces?

Wah wah! Everyone who doesn't think like me is an NCP! Um I I I don't even hate you. I think you lack sentience because you disagree with me. I will now act butt hurt while pretending to be above it all. You see, I am ME and I am right! And I know I am sentient, therefore anyone who makes me feel uncomfortable by disagreeing with me has to lack sentience. These aren't the actions of a child! Don't you see!? I alone can judge who is and isn't TRULY human! And ofcourse it is judged purely by if you agree with my politics and nothing more.

You are gay and retarded. Feel ashamed and grow as a person or keep being gay and retarded to protect your fragile ego.

greentext strawmanning is the lowest form of Anon Babble debate rhetoric. as expected from an npc animal person. i still can`t hate you because you`re a non person. best of luck out there buddy

The west will succeed within my lifetime, kind of a surreal feeling.

you`ve got to pity on some level the idiot npcs who get hyped into a hysterical rage by media rhetoric. ithey`re mistreated livestock. f the media left them alone they wouldn`t even be so upset or care about any of this and could just go on living their best dumb animal lives

I wasn't strawmanning you. I was mocking you. You are one of those people who just hears a word and thinks it sounds cool and misuse it. This is the gayest response you could have given. You sre obvously still butt hurt becouse why would you respond to an animal barking? I mean I am responding to you because I am mucking you. This is fun for me. But for you? If you really thought I was a dog barking, you wouldn't give me the time of day. Every response ferther proves how gay and retarded you are.

I did at some point, but after rona I realized how spiteful and retarded they are so they all get what they deserve

you rewrote my argument into a twisted version of what i actually said. its literally strawmanning. i play with dogs all the time

draft will be le meatgrinder

Fascinating cope, but the next war won't even be fought by meatbots. Us zoomer gamer gigachads will be blowing up iranian chuds from gaming chairs in langley, and posting on Anon Babble on their lunch breaks. Enjoy your post-national hindu hellhole though kek

Sounds like a good time. Have fun, but I'll pass, Sgt hernandez

So, you are willing to abandon your principle. Sounds like that you are admitting that you are retarded.
Canadians are really subhuman.

have fun, sgt. hernan-ACK!

He is meme'ing as an average normie/boomer in this country that is literally how they feel and it is grim

and some people say npcs aren`t real
how could he not imagine that scenario ahead of time and so not put himself into that position in the first place. everyone standing around not even warning him of the obvious. they just stumblefuck through life without any caution or perception of risk whatsoever. thats not sentience

There are a LOT of boomers still. They're almost all voting Liberal this time.

Yeah all this does is raise hopes to secede for the midwest provinces, so that's a win.

I've hated PP's platform this entire time anyway. Didn't say jack shit about less immigration till the liberals said it first. Didn't say jack shit about supporting the trucker protests until the polls came out showing that it was very popular with conservatives. The party kicked out people who were vocal against the vaccine. Our conservative party isn't even fucking conservative, as they call themselves "progressive" conservatives. The fuck is a progressive conservative? Literally a doublethink term.

Too bad Smith is the head of AB though, that makes splitting up a lot harder because she's a crypto-globalist who was promoting Alberta to have 10 million people by 2050 (mostly Indians, of course) and follows the "growth by any means necessary" paradigm without giving a single shit about culture or people.

I wish Carney would implement UBI, but I know that will never happen.

Cons were literally promoting EASIER immigration all the way up until the liberals saw they were losing massively in the polls, and the libs beat the cons to the punch by saying "We brought in too many people. We will lower it", and the con party panicked and reneged their entire pro-immigration message.

So fucking ironic that they talk about the century initiative (which they never did before) when provincial leaders like Smith was saying she wants 10 million people in AB by 2050. That's WAY AHEAD of what the century initiative even wants.

PETERSON HAD THE SAME LOOK ON HIS FACE AT THE END OF ROGAN

god it was so funny

asdf I am back here again to request for sexy greta edits as my first post back on Anon Babble pleaqse post your sexy greta AI edits

Trump starts a trade war and constantly comments about annexing Canada

opposing this is "TDS"

There, that's your answer as to why the Conservatives lose even when the Liberals are at their worst. Because conservatives are associated with incredibly stupid takes like that

Trumpet opened his mouth

boomers have tds

its fine to oppose it. i have issues with a lot of what trump says and does. its tds when you become deranged and hysterical about it and blame the canadian conservative party as if they had anything to do with it and then vote liberal despite hating them just recently in order to "own" trump as if he gives a shit. it doesn`t make any sense, but tds doesn't have to.

fer why?

fer why?

joe asked if carney is gonna win
last 10 minutes, worth watching

What's the plan here?
Make the country so bad, that Trump wouldn't want to annex it or what?

orange man said some dumb shit so we will vote for the biggest cuck on the palette

It's not Poliviere's fault that this happened. Trump is poison to the right wing all over Europe and Canada because he positioned himself to be the western world's enemy

whatever dude

all conservatives bad because trump

just tired of the deranged hysterical panic over orange man. get ahold of yourselves. also dont talk canadian politics with a fucking memeflag you jeet. stay in india

I didn't even vote.
fuck these oligarchs.

cvcking for a politician of a country you don't even live in

lol. and calm the fuck down you're not as intelligent/enlightened as you think you are

I literally said that it's not their fault, but he's placed them in that situation.
Then Trump simps worldwide (extremely embarassing) side with him. How do you think the average person reacts when they hear people who call themselves conservatives talk in favor of annexation?

i`m not cucking for trump. i said i have my issues with the guy. this is your tds talking when i said my issue is with your "right wing bad because trump" narrative you say i`m cucking for trump. my issue is with your tds, which is not the same as having legitimate criticisms. hating trump is fine, being deranged about trump isn`t.

i think it has fuck all to do with the conservative party and whether you should vote for them or not. what some people who called themselves conservative said oh no, whoop do doo, like nobody calling themselves liberal ever said anything retarded constantly?

you literally have tds fuck off to reddit with these midwit takes

literally the first post by my ID in this thread

HURR you have tds

Stop projecting bullshit feelings onto others and enjoy Carney's victory on Monday. Cheers!