PAKISTAN HAS PLACED THEIR ENTIRE NUCLEAR ARSENAL ON HIGH ALERT
PRIME MINISTER SHARIF HAS SENT COMMUNICATION TO INDIA STATING ANY FURTHER ESCALATION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND WILL BE MET WITH NUCLEAR RESPONSE
THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE HAPPENING OF ALL HAPPENINGS. FUCK THIS IS LOOKING BAD BROS
SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT
the fact that it's two subhuman countries against each other rather than 1 white country vs a subhuman country makes me think nukes will actually be launched as both parties in this case have no higher thinking to keep each other in check
LOCK THE TASKBAR
LOCK THE TASKBAR
WE WILL NUKE YOU IF YOU ESCACLATE
ironic
but words are cheap
nothing's happening yet and almost certainly nothing will happen
Link?
AND WILL BE MET WITH NUCLEAR RESPONSE
Oh no, he'll turn India into a toxic, crumbling, borderline-uninhabitable wasteland!
Wait...
Anon Babble really should have stayed down.
2 MOAR JEETS
please please please nuke each other
I’m tired of getting spam mail and text from these animals
POOP IS RISING BORTHERS!!!
please pakistan, do the world a favor and nuke india and cut their underwater cables.
Nothing ever happens
Eh...Could you explain why that looking bad? I mean if India and Pakistan nuking each other that would solve many problems.
Wtf this was so random pakistan rlly?
TODD WILL REDEEM THE ATOMS AND LAUNCH THE NUKES AT PAKISTAN
almost certainly nothing will happen
Nothing ever happens.
it's really going to happen
Post source faggot.
How the fuck did Pakistan get nukes?
Please do it, nuke each other into oblivion remastered
that's a big amount of toilets
Mohammedan magiks
They captured djinns and sealed them up, the great scientist and Islamic scholar Sultan Bashiruddin Mahmood wrote all about it
4u
They won't do it. Imagine how much fecal matter will erupt into the atmosphere when the cow dung storage facilities explode. They wouldn't dare.
Russia launches nukes
everybody:
"wtf ww3 now?! Remember duck and cover, kids!"
everybody launches their arsenal
US launches nukes
everybody:
"wtf so it wasn't the Russkis?! Whelp, goodbye world"
everybody launches their arsenal
China launches nukes
everybody:
sheeeit, Wong, we bought your plastic crap!
everybody still launches their arsenal
Pakistan and India exchange arsenal
...
crickets
Pakistan nukes India
India nukes Pakistan
Tibet declares independence after the Chinese army gets irradiated
Cmon gimme the trifecta of asian shitstorms.
What most people don't realize is that Pakis are very likely to use nuclear weapons. This isn't some Moscow monke scaring Europeans that their comfy zone is ending, knowing they'll cave and vote for some Russian plant due to fear of conflict. These towelheads might actually do it.
I think everyone around the world understands it would be for the betterment of humanity.
Nukes aren't real.
right
BREAKING NEWS: PAKISTAN DROPPED ITS FIRST NUCLEAR WEAPON NAMED "ALLAHU AKBAR 73 VIRGINS" IN DELHI KILLING 1,678,839 INDIANS [LIVE DELHI]
Please nuke jeets
rolling for total nuclear annihilation
Source?
FOR U
FUCK THIS IS LOOKING BAD BROS
india and pakistan nuking each other
How exactly is that bad?
Then what are you doing here?
Didn't that guy who leaked some high level document say that Pakistan and India will go to war and wipe each other out? aligning with a war on Iran and Russia invading Eastern Europe?
Imagine if India and Pakistan nuke each other out of existence. How the fuck can we meme this into existence??
If India gets nuked will the spam calls stop?
wouldn't happen. a sizeable number would die, bust most would end up as refugees in your country which is based
pajeets nuked
pakis nuked
uk set ablaze by SAAR diaspora
I'm not seeing as problem here.
bigbrain take:
If India and Pakistan really swing for the fences and wipe out let's say half a billion people, which is not unrealistic, the western world will get a very interesting dataset in the following 15 years.
The more "ecologically" minded jews and liberals won't be able to help themselves but find they like the aftermath
ridiculous relief for environment
much less consumption
mini-boom for the west
two radical "nation bombs" would have defused themselves
This means that small nuclear exchanges will become very high on the list of many forethinkers and think tanks. In that scenario, you'd expect Africa to get a handful of devices from usrael within ten years and another nuclear exchange shortly afterwards.
DO IT, END IT ALL IN FIRE
SET ME FREE, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE
Earth cant handle anymore nukes going off or we go extinct. All organic life. Its what happened to mars first.
is that loss?
PAKISTAN HAS PLACED THEIR ENTIRE NUCLEAR ARSENAL ON HIGH ALERT
My honest reaction?
Celebrate good times, come on (Let′s celebrate)
I want all those pajeets to be deported from my country
get irradiated by subhumans
Fire the nukes you greasy bastards give us some happenings, lob some at Israel too they sent bombs an shit to the poopjeets. Give us habenings aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
the overpopulation and pollution in the India side of the world is an actual problem. I wouldn’t be surprised if nukes are used by (someone) to counter this problem and some pakistan/indian war used as an excuse for this
lookner offline
Confirmed not happening.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DEMONS DEVOURING MY SOUL
DEATH, TOTAL DEATH, KILL ME, DRAG ME TO HELL, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE, GOD PLEASE END THIS
GOD, PLEASE, SET ME FREE, I AM SORRY FOR WAHTEVER I DID, I AM SORRY. PLEASE LET ME GO, LET MY SOUL GO, IWHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME, I UFCKING HATE YOU, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME INTO THIS
I have no horse in the race poosky
Close all borders now!
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS
Listen
This JUST IN
Let me find the link
It looks like we've got a showdown, as reported by my usual sources
They're on X, formerly known as Twitter
Hold on
Ah, never mind we've been through these news. but on another note we have MORE news right here
Rolling for total saaar death
nonsense. A small exchange is maybe comparable to a couple of volcanoes.
Darkening of the skies? Probably, but hardly an extinction event. Since there's way less eaters anyway and westerners are rich and fat as fuck, we can "stomach" a bad year no prob. Worst case means another 100-500 Mio third worlders would die. Womp womp.
It will only go up by ten fold lol. But nothing will happen and if it does; 100s of milions will flee to the west. Anyone hoping on a happening wants more rapugees. Just like our retarded wars in the middle east which flooded the west with trash. All so right wing jews can control oil prices.
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SAYS IT'S NOT KOSHER
Nothing will happen.
It gets better anon
i hope it happens.
now and not in two weeks
but really
who cares what stupid smelly ugly rapist troglodyte brown people do?
i hope pakistan wins because the indians are the biggest weapon of the jews.
Fucking jeets are the scourge of the world (pakis are jeets too).
Imagine the smell...
you better believe it faggot, those pakis don't have anything nearly resembling a stable government. The cat is out of the bag and even if their government backs off, there's surely some dirty terrorist who will willingly press the button.
I hope those bastard bitches make fuck to each others mothers
jewish meme bombs
Oh boy, better hide under your table!
It will never get better, i am already 25 and things haven't gotten better, i do everything right but things never get better, i am fucking doomed, god has cursed me.
PLEASE ANIHILATE ME, IF GOD DOESN'T ANHILATE ME I WILL BECOME THE ANTI CHRIST, YOU WILL ANIHILATE ME, DESTROY MY SOUL, I DON'T WANT TO KEEP DOING THIS ANYMORE, I NEVER WANT TO COME BACK TO THIS HELL, I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SONS, I WILL MURDER THEM, I WILL KILL ALL YOUR SONS, I WILL TUMBLE ALL YOUR BABELS INTO THE FUCKING DIRT AS YOU'VE DONE TO ME, I WILL KILL YOU WILL DIE IN TERROR JUST AS I'VE DIED A THOUSAND TIMES
SET ME FREE OR I WILL SET MYSELF FREE
i shouldn't need to point out that alot of Happenings started Happening while 4chins was down and thus meme magic wasn't keeping the stasis quo going
Pope dies
Jeet vs Jeet war
what else I know there were others that I already forgot about
World war poo
oh no
Saar goddammit saar no saar stop it saars
Does anyone have a source or is this just poo from ops ass?
nothing will happen because trump is here
SHOUTOUT TO MODERATOR RUTH CREFASI
jeets mad because there's an unshitted street somewhere in the world
lads
im going all in on chudda with this one
DO IT
ERASE THE BROWNS
DO IT
not my problem
not a single person asking OP for source
So what, man? Don't you know Bharat is protected by Dharma?
Does anyone have a source
It is just poo from ass to ops mouth
HELLOOOOOO BASED DEPARTMENT!
LOCKIN' THE TASKBAR
LOCK THE TASKBAR
The shit fallout would be more harmful than the radioactive fallout.
Good, let them come here, maybe that would finally provoke an end to all migration. 2 billion irradiated retarded shiteaters at the gate all at once would do it.