American beef is banned in almost all countries on the planet
The problem is American beef is full of parasites and worms that are native to the American fauna
American farmers use gallons of antibiotics to treat their animals, significantly reducing the meat quality
To improve meat quality, they treat them with massive loads of steroids
"American beef contains an artificial chemical cocktail no human should consume" says Dr. Hans Basler from the European Union's health institute
"It's probably the reason why Americans have the highest cancer rate in the world"
Americans, explain yourselves. I thought Trump said that your beef was beautiful