Who’s winning in a fight Anon Babble 100 unarmed men or 1 silverback gorilla?

Who’s winning in a fight Anon Babble 100 unarmed men or 1 silverback gorilla?

unarmed men

if they're not, they will be soon

Gorillas are over rated, they lose to leopards one on one.

You just need one man with a sharp stick

100 niggers vs a gorilla would be a good colluseum fight. you can disagree all you want people would pay to watch that

You need a couple guys to control/pin down each limb, and then another couple guys to strangle or beat the gorilla to death. There’s a win condition for man if you can get to that point.

But are YOU going to be in front of the stack, charging at the gorilla, risking death by making first contact? I didn’t think so.

Assuming contact does happen though, yeah I think people would win.

But the real answer is that gorillas are the white people of the non-human primates, and so should not be killed. (I would feel hungry if I didn’t eat breakfast, now fuck off)

Why would you subject a gorilla, who is an honorary Aryan hominid, to the brutality of feral niggers?

cause people would pay to see it

Just sacrifice 2 or 3 humans and use their bones to make shivs. By far the most efficient method that'll result with the least amount of human life lost.

People would pay to see a lot of shit, nigger. Fuck people and what they want.

Op said niggas not humans

100 niggas

vs

1 gorilla

whood win?

no weapons allowed
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Biological endowments only. Tools are not allowed.

It really showcases the gigantic advantage that tool use, and especially “the ability to throw rocks” gives us. Basically makes us gods and gives us dominion over this planet and all life on it. It’s not immediately clear if ONE HUNDRED men could take on one adult male gorilla, but it is a foregone conclusion that a single man with a pointy stick and the ability to weird it can destroy a gorilla.

What separates man from the animals? Besides the strait of Gibraltar? We can throw rocks.

could be white people asian people jeets doesnt matter 100 humans vs big ass animal, lion, elephant, whole bunch of captured enemy soldiers pay back to the community by giving a free show

If we're assuming full dedication, as specified, then the unarmed men. A large male gorilla is 500 pounds of pure simian muscle. Certainly, it could easily kill a man. The hypothetical implies that these are average men, not particularly fit or skilled. The average weight of an American man is about 200 pounds. Under normal circumstances, the gorilla would just tear a few of them limb from limb and the rest would flee. But these men are 100% dedicated to fight this gorilla to the death, and know no fear. The gorilla is facing down 20,000 pounds of human barrelling towards it. A great wave of men throwing wild haymakers, breaking their fists on its thick ape skull, biting it with their undersized human jaws, kicking and thrashing and only stopping when the gorilla rips them apart or breaks their skulls. The gorilla would no doubt kill most of them, but there is simply too much combined mass to overcome.

folks come from around the world to see that
jaffar from aladin showing up with his entorauge ect

What are the political implications of Gorillas?

Even if everyone tried to hold down a single limb they wouldn't be able to.

Idk it depends on the type of niggas you have fighting the gorilla. If it’s some NFL lineman type niggas then I think they could easily murder a single gorilla but if it’s some little Pygmy niggas I think the chances of the gorilla winning are much higher.
Nigga

It would be a war of attrition they’d have to fight it one at a time to tire it out by 100

there has to be some kind of fight sim game that supports this scenario.

Comedy!

Meh, one of two guys bear-hugging a gorilla’s arm could immobilize it. Maybe bending and breaking the fingers too. Don’t need to hold this forever, either. Just have another couple guys go for the eyes and genitals and then it’s easy from there.

Uh, no.A gorilla will clean every one out 4 at a time if you try. Gruesome deaths.

If you sent them out one at a time, I'd give it to the big cat.
But I don't know.
If niggers swarmed the cat and it kicks and tears some niggers up, they're not going to stay dedicated to the cause of holding the limb. They're gonna go, "Aww shit! Aww fuck!" and wander around until they bleed to death.

lmao

Nah, a silverback gorilla has the leaping power to knock people over like bowling pins. And it would be enraged. Unlimited numbers could win out through attrition, but only a few can actually be in range surrounding a target before they're in the way of the others. The gorilla will also have superior mastery of the environment. There's no way. It would flee, and all strategy would go out the window. If it can't flee, then you're imposing artificial limitations and it isn't a real fight.

Gorilla wins because of all the accidental friendly fire amongst a pack of 100 niggers

Easily 100 men would destroy 1 Gorilla.

You should at least let them have arms, thats not very fair now is it?

Leopards have knives for fingernails and fangs with a powerful bite.

Oh shit you're right my bad. Niggers are too dumb for strategy, so rip 100 niggers. Bobo gonna be pulling limbs off till morning.

they tested this on Mythbusters one time

I'm not imposing artificial limitations on it, but you're giving it artificial advantages. You seem to be acting as though this is 100 unarmed men being dropped into the jungle to kill a gorilla. I would instead say that this is a fight: inside of an arena, with the win condition being that the other side must die. In the scenario as you're imagining it, the optimal play for the unarmed men would be to simply pelt it with rocks and fashion spears from sticks to kill it with. They start unarmed, but being required to STAY unarmed would be, as you put it, an artificial limitation.
If the fight takes place in a arena, then the men cannot arm themselves, but the gorilla also does not have "mastery of the environment" as the environment is neutral by design, and fleeing is not really an option(or if it is, it results in a forfeit, like if a boxer jumped out of the ring and ran away). This is man versus gorilla, to the death, not a hunt.

If you don't think 100 men could easily kill this dude you're retarded.

the gorilla would probably win up to ten thousand
they would literally have to tire it out
choking it wouldn't work, sleeper holds wouldn't work, bear hugs wouldn't work, no grapples would work, they'd immediately get bucked off, and they wouldn't be able to pin it down
only so many hands and paws on it at a time
the gorilla would have to be exhausted
that would be after the first thousand corpses, the rest depending on the gorilla up to ten thousand
the gorilla would eventually be too tired to fight back, and that's when it would succumb to the numbers
they'd all eventually tire

you are retarded.
How strong do you think a Gorilla is? Dude is not bucking off 50 guys at once. 100 guys can literally just lay on the dude and have him trapped.

A gorilla easily lifts 300 kg with one hand.
Two humans holding on to an arm would be like two kittens holding on to a human arm. It wouldn't immobilize shit not even for a second

This is how the Jews did Jesus
RIP

checks enemy

"Ok lads they fell for it and are heading our way"

Soon as old stink guts lets out a ripper we jump them

member to only rip off their arms we can't be seen to be savages.

Just another day in Africa, least they have great weather, fuck this shithole.

I guess the assumption is that it's a mini king kong.

Well then it's all about how many the gorilla kills before he's pinned.

you're a stupid idiotic moron
50 guys couldn't get 100 hands on it at all
it'd be child's play for the gorilla
like a grown man fighting a 100 kindergarteners
no contest
it would take thousands of them to bring it down
like lilliputians, but without the ropes
once the silverback realizes it's life or death after the first few guys, you'd see all hell break loose retard
you ain't seen nothing yet

What is this artificial world they are fighting in where sticks and rocks don't exist fucking EVERYWHERE all over the ground?

nah the sheer mass of 100 or even men would crush a gorilla all theyd have to do is start climbing on his back all at once and his back would break. gorillas arent that smart hes not gonna be some tactical killing machine. gorilla will just be chimping out.

Anon Babble is so back bros

a gorilla has claws and fangs dimwit
if a couple hundred niggers started making a buckyball dome around it to try to crush it with their obese asses, the gorilla would tear through them in a minute like a hot knife through butter
no tactics would work and you'd learn the meaning of the best laid plans of mice and men

But are YOU going to be in front of the stack, charging at the gorilla, risking death by making first contact? I didn’t think so.

Consider this but any historical first charge in a war.
Who the fuck were those guys willing to charge in to basically tire out the other side by being slaughtered?
History is a a lie.

This isn't even a question.
100 unarmed men will easily win.
Even if you create a situation that is entirely favourable to the Gorilla and remove almost every single use of the superior intellect, at the end of the day, pure endurance will win out.

Closed off room in a building where they tell the guys they can only leave if the gorilla dies. Why else would they be fighting and not running.

idk but

1000 lions

vs

sun

would be kino

That’s a good point. It doesn’t follow that history is a lie, just that the men who charge at the front of the stack are a man apart and I’m not made of the same stuff as them. Either all of history is a lie or I’m just a pussy. Probably the latter. I shudder to imagine myself charging into certain death.

Ok niggers, all of you ITT, listen up. I’m gonna say this once. You will stop drawing comparisons between niggers and gorillas. You besmirch gorillas, the whites people of non-human primates, when you do this. Comparisons to chimps, baboons, or hyenas are more apt.

You will also stop drawing comparisons between borzois and duplicitous Jews. Borzois are perfect bros who will kill wolves for you. Be nice and give credit where it’s due.

fpbp
/thread

you'd have to surround it and get elbow and knee hits in, headbutts, punches, and kicks
it'd take a couple of thousand sacrificing their lives doing so or trying to do so
enough hits would eventually tire it out
then the humans and humanoids would win by crushing it or continuing to pummel it
the gorilla wins the 100 nigger sprint, but it'd be a marathon at the end to beat it, up to ten thousand depending on the lambs sent in and the silverback itself.
t. stadium lovers
gorillas kill their handlers all the time, sometimes multiple ones in a given incident until help arrives

Comparisons to chimps, baboons, or hyenas are more apt.

The chimps, baboons, and hyenas would liek a word with you.
They claim that niggers are mosquitoes, not mammals, as mammals are warm blooded and niggers are cold hearted and lack a conscious.

100 men will win this easy. That silverback gorilla doesn't stand a change being rushed with minor causalities for the humans.

10 men vs 1 silverback gorilla, the men would probably still win but at least with at least some causaltites.

5 men vs 1 silverback gorilla - Now the gorilla have a chance to win for real.

It's all in being surrounded and attacked from all flanks. Once the men start kicking and hitting while backing off and then come back and kick and hit the Gorilla is fucked in no time if not going total berserk but the men can run and avoid to attack in the back.

In numbers everybody get's cocky. 5 vs 1, ok the human group can get scared to see the first guy get mauled. 100 vs 1 - cocky in numbers, same with 10 guys vs 1.

Haha my thoughts exactly

100 niggas vs harambe

Harambe taught hugs not drugs

whenever stupid forced memes like this pop up on social media, like the blue vs gold dress shit, it always precedes major political events, usually wars, that will be covered up and ignored by the masses because they are all stupid sheep oogling at a dress and saying its the wrong color to be contrarian. so all I have really gotten out of the gorilla 100 fight thing is that something is coming, soon

yup it's probably WW3.

just 30 men would be enough to pin down a gorilla. Of course that's assuming that a few of them would be willing to die in the process

And they killed him for it

but that same goes for animals. You're assuming gorilla on meth. Otherwise one man can often detter an animal from attacking, just by yelling or whatever

yesterday the 2nd in command of the eu came to inspect our munition producing works and donnie jr drumpf came unanounced and said that no media is allowed
tl dr

goyim are you ready to die? Do you have enough ammo to play soldiers? Alright.

You have to be evil to want to send humans to die brutal deaths just to they can attempt to kill an innocent animal. I bet you're a Jew.

I would just make frens with it
browns are incapable of understanding animals, who are smarter than them.
we were sending monkes into space before you parents were born, now we have to pay for you, for some reason

*conscience

1000 humans
10000 niggers

"Those niggers are pretty tough, I dunno."

”having a fun thought experiment of who can kill who, like men have done for millennia, is indicative of a coming world war”

Absolutely schizo.

Very nice, anon.

lactic acid means the gorilla doesnt have a chance

Bare handed? No
With weapons sure

I cannot even imagine a bare handed human being able to do anything to a gorilla, their skin and skeleton is just too fucking thick

numbers dont matter here, 100 men or 1 doesnt increase the force of each punch, you're just not dealing any damage to that thing

If there's no tools or weapons Gorilla could go against a billion people

It honestly depends on the circumstances. If the 100 nigs are a well organized unit, maybe all members of the military or similar, they'll 100% win with perhaps minimum sacrifice, if any at all. They'll exhaust the gorilla before it can do any real damage. It won't be able to concentrate on one at a time in fear of someone coming from behind. A gorilla isn't the same as a rampaging bull. But some random ghetto thugs? They'd scatter like roaches.

this is the president we deserve after 100years of disappointment

the gorilla would rip the first of them to shreds and then the rest just sit around crying and shitting their pants, hoping the gorilla will tire himself out before he arrives at them.
no unarmed human will win against a gorilla. their strength is fucking absurd, he'll just rip your torso in half without even really trying.

Gorillas are peaceful and just eat veggies, pol will befriend him now we are 101

I'd say 15 could beat a gorilla desu

Surviving a historical charge was more likely than surviving any assault in the current drone war. But there are more than enough people who are ready for it - they simply don't have anything to lose, so it's the last gamble with their life.

I remember reading remarks by a psychologist or someone like that about how he realized men were marching off to war confidently with the knowledge that half or so of them will die, but that none believed THEY would die. It would always be the guy next to you that does the dying. That’s probably a big part of the psychology of being able to face certain death. Absolute delusion.

100 unarmed men would take out a gorilla. Strength doesn't mean your brain is immune to damage.

warning: this thread now contains APE

do not browse thread if you are concerned about APE

Braindead take
I dont think you understand how much 100 is. If all those men are dedicated and not waiting on the sidelines, the gorilla would not stand a chance.

depends on where the fight would be
if it wold be in a cage niggas would win cause you have nowehere to run and your only option is zerg rush the gorilla
if in open space gorilla would win cause without cage niggas would run away and be scared to approach it

Let's remind the retards here, a gorilla can slam through glass at the zoo, at least make a split into the surface. They are strong but you are able to predict its movements 100%

what if: 100 niggas in a tropical island with the gorilla in there, the niggas are dropped in with nothing but sandals and boxers. They have to hunt the gorilla. The gorilla is hungry and will eat meat. (Ape-Creatures ARE omnivores. They just prefer to eat veggies for ease and during fights they will eat each other.)

just hold onto it, it will gas out. In case of robotic dedication, the human bodies would win out.

the lions wait for the sun to fo to sleep at night when it sets and then attack

kinda sounds like what happened to nazi germany

i just KNEW world war 3 was coming

how bro, i cant believe you managed to avoid the draft

the gorrila fight thread on Anon Babble, it was so obvious

unarmed men

you didnt say that theyre nogs^^ i dont know if nogs would do it lol. the monkey would probably tear them all apart and most of them would run away in terror.

nigegrs would win someone would be smart enough to make some spear like weps even a stick is beter than bare hands other niggas would be throwing rocks or whatever they can grab on
gorilla would kill some spear man but die eventually anyway 100 niggers is to much

As long as there's at least one Rust playing nigger or at least lets assume 5 of them, they will win.

The gorilla would eventually get tired. 100 is a lot.

it says unarmed. the gorillas hands are the size of your torso he kills you in one hit when hes enraged.

Who said anything about humans?

are you implying you could somehow knock out or kill a bluewhale unarmed?
it doesnt work that way even if it was beached it would die to exposure/drying/pressure organ collapse before you ever make a dent in it.
go punch a blue whale in the face
itll just look at you
worse try a sperm whale
itll echolocate you to death like a microwave in seconds

Of course 100 men could beat a gorilla, they're smarter and more coordinated.

niggas

okay now things get complicated

You people are insane. A gorilla has no chance against 100 fucking men. And no feeling doesnt count. 100v1 gladiator arena. Come on post what 100 men look like. Delusional to think 1 gorilla takes them.
A grizzly bear, maybe.

gorillas are remarkably nonviolent.
1 gorilla is worth more than 100 niggers.
especially that 3yo
(who's about old enough to start getting arrested now)
are you niggers? why do you want to inflict harm on it? a white man could stand on two feet and "befriend" it. they're tame if you're chill.

nigger nigger nigger. Patch Adams almost fucked one. you don't need to stab it. you stupid asshole.
baboons or chimps would be funny. niggers think gorilla big! gorilla bad!
fuck you.

Pgymies aren't niggas, they aren't even human, they are only 35% Homo sapiens

you under estimate the size and power of a silverback. these are gigantic monsters.

Silverbacks are incredibly strong and can lift over 1763 pounds (800kg) of dead weight

This is a reference picture not accurate to size IRL to what 1 gorilla to 100 niggas looks like in comparison.

another nigger. wtf happened man. why would you attack a blue whale? or an orca or any other dolphin.

have we forgotten the covenant? you can wrestle alligators. don't stab cetaceans.

We must secure the existence of gorillas and a future for gorilla children.
Also checked, satan.

100 doesnt mean shit though
100x0=0
each man deals 0 damage to gorilla, there's not enough force to generate in human body to ever hurt a gorilla and its not like more men = stronger individual punch, every man can deal exactly 0 damage to gorilla so increasing number of men avaliable doesnt do shit
So what?
even if it gets tired human body cannot do anything to hurt a gorilla's body, the gorilla could go fucking asleep and you still wouldnt be able to harm it with 99 guys helping you out

yeah gorrilas aren't that violent toward humans
also agree 10-20 chimps vs 100 niggers would be a better fight and more fair
cause chimps are the niggers of primates

The silverback wins unless the hundred men pressure and stress the gorilla to exhaustion, but again without tools that's going to easily get half of them killed, or maybe wait till it's sleeping

a silverback gorilla can weigh up to 270 kilograms.

No shit, so would anyone else
Gorillas do have titanic strength though, don’t they hit with a few hundreds pounds with a punch

All due respect to the gorilla but he's chanceless, and frankly no gorilla would test those odds ever.

the only way is to somehow get on his back and pinch his eyes out.

We went from dumb niggas thinking they could solo a gorilla to dumb niggas thinking 100 men couldn't obliterate a gorilla. Also, politics?

goddamn they're cool. I'd rather hang out with him than anyone in this thread

balls eyes

youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
gorillaz have vital spots as well
it will maul some niggers but eventually get to tired and beaten up to death

personally i wouldnt
the worst thing i do is fish and sometimes catch snakes frogs and turtles(only to hold them for a bit and let them go)
i just know theres a british guy here eho claimed he could fuck up a whale barehanded in its own environment
it just doesnt seem plausible at all. trying to punch in water is hardenough but against a whale? even assuming you had unlimited air or no need to even breathe a man couldnt do it.
the whale would just look at you like that one image macro
one thing i would love to see though would be whale vs giant squid. that would be one bastard of a turmoil

It's comical when you realise Aids only exists because a nigger got raped by a monkey not the other way around.

tomorrow? dead pope, weird meetings. trumps been on again off again with tariffs. hopefully tomorrow.

btw another thing to watch for - theres a Constellation of a serpent. Hercules grasps it. well it has a crown called the Corona Constellation. and every 80 years there's a recurring supernova in the crown, looks like a jewel or a horn. pretty cool (if they didn't use it as a "sign")

anyway, it's due. the last one signaled the end of WW2 and time before was end of civil war. they think the serpent will be crowned later this year.

T CrB, the Blaze Star

bees will swarm a hornet and flap their wings until it's internal temperature raises enough to cook itself alive.

niggers will giggle and run and jump all over each other to get out of the way. the gorilla will also try to get out of the way.

does anyone have that webm of a nigger drowning that other nigger? they're crossing the border and he just holds him under until they both disappear

why do you want to inflict harm on a gorilla?

Read the rest of my posts bro, I’m the one exalting gorillas for being honorary Aryan hominids.

But you can still engage in the thought experiment of “what if”.

Gorillas look like niggers though. We look like pic related.

He asked you to post what 100 men look like. You posted 1 gorilla and 100 pavement apes.

youtube.com/watch?v=dj2bE3Qggnc

that's a stupid person. you could climb into its blowhole and it might struggle to breathe. they're so enormously large he just hasn't ever seen it. or he's stupid and fucking with you.

you're the size of its eyeball.
100ft long, 200,000lbs. it's a building or a cruise ship.

Yes because OP was defining the situation as niggers so I posted niggers, don't be mad.

Fake x much nasa hoax much no void nice csilt that flickers

ive seen a blue whale breach, the pressure from the blow hole expulsion will have you btfo so far into the sky bodily that youd die on impact with the water
of course he was fucking with me but the sheer audacity of the claim is astounding
im not even sure what the biggest animal i could 1v1 and win barehanded in a fair sense would be because as size increases so does their deadliness
consider a honey badger or a bobcat
youll get gutted
maybe an ostrich but again one wrong move your getting gutted by talons as pointed out in the thread we were made for tool wars and endurance
they may run faster but we can run longer
doing it while bleeding out? ill walk up on the fresh corpse

here here! I'm actually offended.
I think you're right actually. or at least I hope so. I went to the actual thread and it's ALL niggers. and a lot of them. and it's ALL retarded. really bad takes from lots and lots of niggers.

Hear hear! hear what is over here.

I think they could scare it enough for it to run away and they could just endurance hunt it.

Why in nature would a gorilla engage with a predator since any serious wound would most likely end it for the gorilla
You're simply some dumb subhuman chink bugman that hasn't an inkling of theory of mind

ive seensingle guys defeat a group of 5 by simply waving their hands.
The moment one gets munched the other run.
And we have seen groups of Monkeys attacking gorillas and being able to only kill the young.

weight classes are overrated since you can get stabbed

Probably.
How about this: 100 vs 50 chimpanzees.