Trump Calls for Canada to Elect Him

Trump Calls for Canada to Elect Him

Based. I want new clay

Kek, leafs seething.

ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES

lmao, has he seen what his retarded tariffs have done to america?

could this be read as a declaration of war?

Would the Canadians be allowed to vote?
For Democrats?

WITH NO NEGATIVES

DOUBT

We definitely need more jeets and leftists in the US.

Also why doesn’t he just invade since he literally doesn’t give a shit anything anymore.

Trump startles leaf voter with the intent that he/she runs to Carney

leaf voters run to Carney to own Trump

We're truly a nation of mental geniuses.

We're going to get so screwed on the tariff negotiations aren't we. Fuck, the negotiation between those two had probably already been agreed upon for as soon as the election is over.

People comparing PP to Trump for some reason

Meanwhile pic related, and Trump advocating for people to vote Liberal

No one is seething and no one expects you to vote to become american, it's just funny watching you sperg out like a retard.

the more that it will make Canadians vote for liberals

youre missing the important element here. canada becoming a US territory wont be a choice. it wont get "voted for". itll be a hostile takeover after canada completely disintegrates without US life support. The "choice" is to do it early and voluntarily and get a seat in the federal government.

Please you stupid orange baboon, just shut up we are so close to not being completely fucked.

It doesn't even have to be us running Greenland. Trump wins if even Denmark starts to ramping up their own monitoring of those waters. Then we save money anyways. Half of the shit he says is just to get issues out there, and then watch people scurry and act like they suddenly care. I don't think the international is used to it.

international media*

To be entirely fair panama removing chinks is a national security issue and getting greenland,

i'm just saying that nobody has proposed this shit before. i agree with it. they're novel ideas though.

Would a race war break out between jeets and spics?

This. I’m just going to smoke some weed, play video games and enjoy my neetbux. Trump is making my dreams come true

yeah preses "propose" things and then trump actually does it. like the wall. like the Jerusalem embassy. like bombing isis.
you know trump was already president and we already saw him do things no other president did, right?

Is the chinese industry becoming a mess of canceled orders, massive lay offs and empty cargo vessels going out of ports a part of America?

Only thing I'll give Libs credit is not spewing three word phrases over and over. Still not voting them though. God damn does PP suck at hearing sessions and debates.

You know it's really hard to give you the benefit of doubt; but we're 5% Indians we're majority white. You're minority white under aged 35. America is literally full of niggers and spics. Thinking we just got patriotic pretty funny. Do you like practice ignorance on purpose or just like ok with making Americans look retarded. I guess that's why on average we score 10% higher on IQ tests. Why 65% of us have University degrees. Good luck with those blacks and browns bro.

yeah its bizarre

how do you want to take over canada! only china and india may do that!

you are completely fucked
youve mistaken freefall for 0g.
youre plummeting to the earth regardless.

I originally thought it was a laugh but we're three months in and the retard still thinks it's a thing; at a certain point he starts sounding retarded.

how many times did you reelect the guy who said canada has no national identity?

the Chinese exclusion act? we had polk say we should annex Mexico, Andrew Jackson just straight up challenging everyone he could to a duel, Lincoln had a civil war over taxes abd slavery, Thomas Jefferson bought the Louisiana purchase without congressional approval, ect. we had quite a few wacky admins.

teddy Roosevelt almost started a war with Italy.

unless Canada is a State!

LOL meanwhile Canadians looking at Alabama begging Trump for disaster relief funds right now.

yeah preses "propose" things and then trump actually does it. like the wall. like the Jerusalem embassy. like bombing isis.

you know trump was already president and we already saw him do things no other president did, right?

i don't have enough hours in the day to watch every trump video. he's basically a twitch streamer. but i do know he says tons of bs. the canada thing is interesting though because he hasn't dropped it. i voted for him three times and would vote a 4th time btw.

Canada becomes 51st state

gets flooded with beaners milliseconds later

How will the jeets cope?

You shouldn't tolerate one Indian, you faggot. Let alone let them and China own property. We're in the process as we speak of seizing lands bought by China. We're all being assaulted together and I just want you to wake up and fight with me.
Indians have "sacred rivers" that they still shit in them and let corpses float around. What do you think they're going to do to your beautiful lands there?

you're a subhuman brown mutt with 30+ bmi like every american, it should be a crime for latinx genetic trash like you to touch sacred Canadian soil.

Firstly, you cannot disrespect Leafs, they are lower than pond scum. Secondly, did you ever think that Daddy Trump wants a poor, retarded, corrupt and collapsing shithole nextdoor? Because that is what notorious pedo and Bilderberger Carney brings to Canada. In 2 years you will be able to get a bj foma Leafette for $2 and a half pack of Marlboros.

make Canada a state

usher in liberal rule for next 40 years

Based Trump

Detroit UAW anon here.
We’re loving Trump for this.
Every fucking moment of it.
God bless that Orange fucker.

He promised this in return for our votes. We gave him Michigan and he’s keeping his word.

No need to worry boys, you have Detroit.
The boomers have sold us out for decades but we’re still here, motivated and ready to go.

SE Michigan is still the manufacturing capital of the world and we are more than ready to produce anything our countrymen need.

We are home to the finest engineers, machinists, tool makers, welders and skilled workforce on the planet. There is nowhere that has knowledge base even close to this.

Sure it’s ugly but that machine shop on every corner has a guy who knows what the fuck he’s doing and he’ll get the job done.

Detroit won WW2.
Fuck CHYNA and leafs (except Bob Probert)
This ain’t shit.
Send us the jobs.
We’ll get it done.

shit all over your beautiful lands and cities

They've been going to shit since the 00s unfortunately, long before their mass invasion. Country is going to have a serious competency crisis when Gen Alpha hits adulthood.

It’s hilarious how the left claims to hate rich people, until Trump in the one hurting them.
Now all of a sudden they want rich people to keep ALL of their money lmao.

These people have no actual beliefs of their own, they just go with whatever the Democratic party is saying at the moment.

Maple bros. We are coming. We will torture Indians.

Historically speaking it takes us two election cycles to remove a majority government. I blame woman; they liked his hair.

Oooof, infinite niggers.

It's like Americans are a different species. I had to order a part from Tennessee, I couldn't understand a single word the woman said.

Niggers

so first he's blaming the tarrifs on canadian border and fentanyl, now he's advocating for NO BORDER

what a fucking faggot, even kamala would be this fucking annoying

Has that big orange fuck handed a win to Carney?

I figure it'd be handing him a loss for every province except Alberta.

I highly doubt you're part of UAW or you would be worried about running out of car parts; electronics; PCMs, body control modules and just about 2000 other parts ordered from China. You think Americans are ready for $168,000 Ford trucks and $3200 iPhones? You're about to lose your job bro.

spewing three word phrases over and over

Yeah that was a questionable campaigning decision.
Carefully walking through the election and the period leading up to it, checking to be sure you're on the right side of all the issue polls before speaking, making sure you don't make any mistake, all while you're certain your enemy's hounds are out there in the dark, waiting, salivating for anything they can sink their teeth into... and then Trump, and then the Ekos pushpoll, and there's literally nothing you can do.

pp: i am for the interest of canada above any other countries and disagree completely with what president trump is doing

media: WHY WON'T POILIEVRE OPPOSE TRUMP

pp: i reiterate my support for free trade and opposition to trump's tariffs and a conservative government will respond strongly so we can put this issue behind us

media: ITS BEEN WEEKS AND PP IS LIKE TRUMP, WHY CANT HE PUT CANADA FIRST

pp: ..canada first..

media: OMG PP STEALING AMERICA FIRST SLOGAN.. FROM TRUMP!

pp: *holds conference on this important issue*

media: while we've made plenty of airtime for randoms that have no chance of becoming prime minister to speak to canadians in their own words on this trump thing, we have since run out of time so instead of giving you 9 minutes of poilievre live and uncut, we will have one of our reporters spend 7 minutes telling you what she thinks poilievre really meant

Ultimately the Conservatives had to film, run, and spend on their own purpose-built anti-Trump ad, Trump saw it, and then essentially endorsed Carney. Someone named Mark Carney is really what Canada needs for this circus of clowns. It even foreshadows how we're about to get scammed!

Yes he made sure of it with a brand new post this morning on election day for media to breathlessly cover.

There is some hope still but kinda looks like it. I mean he's not a retard literally ran the Central banks in both our countries. He's a fucking globalist tho.

Yeah. Carney will collapse Canada and speed up our annexation of Canada. Carney accelerates Albertan secession and the destruction of Canada

If you are retarded

this. america is an utter shithole, by far the worst first world country by quality of life.

Orange kike just wants to loot our resources for israel while cutting services for Canadians.

Canada needs to be annexed, and I say this as a Canadian. Spiritually and genetically, Canadians are the same as America. Trump is right that the border is extremely arbitrary. Canada is a faux state, propped up by jewish interest groups.

it was real in my mind

I'm not voting, but now I'm tempted to go and write in Trump's name just so the blue haired cunt counting the votes has a full blown aneurysm. Fuck this stupid, fake, dead country. I sincerely hope it gets annexed.

Canada being our 51st state would be all positives for them. If "tariffs" are your argument, that's fucking retarded - a 51st state of Canada wouldn't have tariffs, because tariffs are for foreign countries, not national ones.

VPN fag; thinking Jews care about Canada lol.

why are you fags crying so much. as the first post national state our resources belong to all of humanity and the border is artificial/meaningless.
stop being backwards uneducated bigots.

You can't hurt us tariffs are a meme. You can hurt a few industries but we've literally already replaced you. We use blueberries as an example; use to be from America now from Brazil. Globalism basically destroys what use to make tariffs a proper stick.

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because tariffs are for foreign countries, not national ones.

laughs in Canadian

We don't have interprovincial free trade.

and how paying for 40.99$ blueberries on a salary of 12.50$ doing?

Liberate us pretty please

yes mr. sub human IQ president. By all means, divide the conservative vote further

51st state when

Source your own food faggot

This. No matter what, America wins. If Canada elects another jeet loving socialist Alberta and Sas will speed up their secession and most likely join the US. When they leave, the rest of Canada will finally go fully bankrupt and will be forced to negotiate terms with hr US, just with a much weaker bargaining position than they had before. It’s going to be awesome, and most likely hilarious

Why do you advertise that shithole

we do.

I don't want canadians participating in US elections though. They have a history of being flaming homosexuals that can tell you the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.
These people suck dicks through their asses the likes of which have never been seen outside california and r*ddit

Buying blueberries harvested by Mexicans in Mexico to profit American companies instead of blueberries harvested by Mexicans in America to profit American companies tastes like freedom.

Sorry what? are you projecting or something? do you like research anything or just like sperg out in threads? like before I said that I might look up the minimus wage and maybe look up the cost of blueberries. Even the worst jobs in that province are $17.40 an hour. lol loser.

Canada is going to vote for more gay nigger communism to spite Trump. It's beyond fucked.

kek based

now type that without crying

happy with his self inflicted inflation

lmao. still feel bad for the real Canadians posters that have to deal with these guys.

/leaf/ general yesterday was amazing. bare leafs switchin to TEAM USA.

only toronto niggers will tell you being canadian is dope, alhie crodie brodie family

fucking niggers

ZERO TARIFFS?? HOT DiGITTY DOG!!!

Who cares atleast we're not American. Hell even Anon Babble is hosted in Canada. Get the fuck off our board faggots.

lol. I pissed off the grocery cartels...

He wants liberals in charge their literally retarded

Sounds retarded. Canadians vote like Californians. The Democrats should be taking this offer with open arms. They would never lose Senate majority.

like what exactly

You made yourself look stupid. I just don't get the appeal of doing so. Like the class clown fat guy who makes fun of himself but behind closed doors cries because he's fat and a virgin.

probably nothing. go back to sleep

.

Vote for US controlling Canada.

Literally based, actually benefits White Canada than destroying it.

Like, omg you're a massive like faggot. Like read a book and like expand your vocabulary like queer bitch

low test male speak bores me or you’re a woman

why are you're groceries so experience anon!

Jesus fucking christ

I havent noticed a single thing different other than I can afford to eat again

the worst part

its domestic

lmao!!!!

Rude? Disrespectful? Canada is a collapsing shithole. Making them the 51st state is an EXTREMELY generous offer that he doesn't have to do. They either accept and America can start fixing Canada while it's not too bad, or they can wait 10 years, go completely bankrupt and 3rd world, and come to America BEGGING for help, where our terms will not be so generous.

Far from being "rude and disrespectful", this would be a GREAT deal for Canada, treating them as equals. He doesn't have to do that. Their smartest move is to accept while they still have SOME leverage, because in ten years, they'll have no leverage at all and we could basically make them a US vassal/territory like Puerto Rico.

They want a new trade route through the north. You will avoid dealing with China, the middle east and you can decouple from Israel and dealing with Muslims and their non stop fighting. You would only have to deal with Russia and Russia is more civilized than all those faggots

cut your taxes in half, increase your military power for free,all other businesses quadruple in sizewith zero tariffs or taxes

i wonder who's going to pay for that

good thing their healthcare offers suicide assistance

they get assisted suicide and if you mention post the in store prices, their threads dies. such is life for leafs.

Is nothing. The actual vote isn't and hasn't been riggable at all, except for potentially the new mail in ballots.

That's like in the arctic though. Despite both governing parties talking the talk at different times, nobody wants to do the infrastructure investment necessary that could make transportation of goods up north cheaper. They won't even entertain amusing dirigible-based ideas to find out if they will or won't work better than humans piloting planes.

the worst part

>its domestic

It might or might not be. Heinz has both kinds of ketchup floating around, possibly under the same UPC.

i wonder who's going to pay for that

Well the US military is already paid for. The rest has Trump seeming to imply utter devastation suffered by the Canadian administrative state, and possibly the construction of more efficient north-south trade corridors. So I guess the Liberal base will pay for that.

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If the new trade routes get made the United States and Russia will be the wealthiest nations on the planet by a huge margin. If the US holds the Panama canal it will also get rich by any trade from the rest of the world. It's not even funny how rich they are going to be

If Canada ever become a state, it's going to vote democrats

why does trump think buying things from a country means subsidizing it?

nah, theyll see how nice they have it and choose republican

I would vote republican, because i am in the middle of nowhere rural Quebec, but all the retards in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver would all vote Democrats

That would be funny

Alberta seceding and joining the US is the beginning of the end of Canada. Other provinces will join and Canada falls apart

as much as i would have agreed with you, i think future leadership will make them consider otherwise.

Alberta was paying for Canada to stay alive. America too. Britain could only slow down the US' progress for 150 years. They can't stop us. We are all Americans. MANIFEST DESTINY.

God bless and take care.

Just bought a house in Detroit. I’m Hispanic and my wife is Danish. Bought it for 30k 10 minutes of downtown. No mortgage just expensive heating bills in the winter (but that’s everywhere else too).

Anyways, manufacturing is coming back to Detroit. The infrastructure is already there and there’s land like CRAZY.

stay strapped, chico
wishin you and your missus the best

Lmao what's trumps latest approval rating?

ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES

I'm sure that exposing people with free healthcare to the system that birthed Luigi Mangione would be something.

they fear the low grocery prices and guns.

Fuck off apartheid groceryjew.

Canadians are horrible people for the most part. Pissing them off so they vote for their own destruction is hilarious.

They do it now for free.

the prices attract the bot!

they're just posturing so they don't feel emasculated realizing their shitty situation

that or bots.

Nothing has really happened. Food is produced here. Home decor is not a real need and manufacturing jobs are coming back.
Not sure why you second worlders have no idea how the first word country, the one you can’t get outside of your heads for even a minute, actually works.
I’d say rent free but you all live in tiny landlord owned homes.

or this faggot (picrel)

kek

Can we kick all the pajeets from both countries first?

those prices are just in the frozen places chud!

First offer is always the best offer

God bless fren

and manufacturing jobs are coming back.

1) they aren't, new factories will be fully automated
2) no one wants to work in a dirty loud factory

I agree with every word and have been a pan-north-americanist for the past 20 years

I HATE IT I HATE I HATE IT I HATE IT. I HATE TRUMP.

why would we want 20 million new chinks and rapejeets instantly becoming US citizens? why would we want 20+ new democrat congressmen, and 2 new democrat senators?