Canada Election General Waiting Room #1 Laura is Cute Edition

Fight fight fight.
Kiss kiss kiss.

Let's bitch about the normies putting votes in boxes.

youtube.com/watch?v=QoHBPqeK4kc

My opinion:
Lib = Cringe
Con = Cringe
NDP = Cringe
Green = Cringe
PPC = Cool platform, but will probably be cringe

First for Carney
#ElbowsUp

Remember: If you live in western Canada, the election has already been decided before you cast your vote.

I wonder if she knows the infamous hacker Anon Babble is watching her live right now?

Fucking Jeet

LET'S FUCKING GO PRIME MINISTER CARNEY!
LIBERALS 2025

No PPC candidate in my riding unfortunately. Staying home.

You jeet faggots destroyed the only good politician you ever had. May your maple syrup go pungent.

on the internet, nobody knows youre a moose
im am not jeet good sar

BASED!

No Vote Master Race Checking in.
FUCK canada
FUCK the feds

dang she's a solid 10/10 in bongland

He did have more than enough to eat at home.

Even Canadian conservatives are liberal
For fuck sakes, bud

Advanced Poll brothers, are we feeling superior today?

you'll never meet laura. why life?

kek

the real canada election general is the polymarket comment section. Anon Babble isnt real

laura

who? what am i missing here?

Post hand. There's no way you dont know who Laura is.

elbowsdeep in your asshole

Stilled ruled by the crown’s privy council.
Canadians are subjects and their vote doesn’t matter. Justin just did what he was told, so will Carney

I don't know her either

SHE'S IN THE OP PIC YOU NANCY

you can vote in canada if you aren't a citizen. drivers license will do.

open bobs and vagene

The future of voting is in supporting the most amusing candidates because those are the ones that will achieve the most change

show ur peenus and i provide bobs but no vagein. vagein cost extra peenus and testical

I want Max to get at least one seat so he can chat shit in Parliament

no, Chud.
you have to be a Canadian citizen who will be aged 18 or older on April 28, 2025.

- NO voting machines (based af)
- MUST have valid photo ID (based af)

I thought Canada was fed up with its liberal leadership. How is the conservative party currently projected to do so much worse?
Is this just propaganda like with Trump, or are you all actually voting liberal again lmao

Kek

3....2....1....... shoenice

This but unironically.

or are you all actually voting liberal again lmao

this is canada. a clownworld needs to be run by a carney.

practice your moves, anon
youtube.com/watch?v=Nt81gzIAt18

Cry about it. You lost and it hasn't even begun.

You don’t even need photo i.d. 2 bills with your name and address or somebody to “vouch for you.” It’s a joke. Muslims and jeets vote often and in multiple ridings. You think they verify all the Muhammad Mohameds, Ahmed bin Ahmeds, Mandeep Sings or Sukdeep Manpreets?

Finally some big thinkers.
Some unhinged independents would be nice too

There is only one natural governing party of Canada. And it does not share power.

Wife and I voted PPC

We live in downtown Toronto

It's literally Trump's fault

You absolutely do not need to have photo id to vote in Canada you braindead mutt. Have you never read the elections.ca i.d. requirements page?

Patriotic Canadians are rallying to the safe and steady guidance of the experienced and qualified Mark Carney who has proved he has what it takes to stand up to Trump. We refuse to submit to PP the MAGA-wannabe and his dangerously radical CPC that flirts with far-right groups. I am proud to say that today we will prove that the world can stand up to populism and restore sanity and compassion to politics.

we all lost? unless you personally are a real estate developer lining up at the government trough.

other than some nonbinding mutterings about immigration what exactly is changing the direction canada's gone for the past 10 years?

temporary immigration is easily reduced if you replace it with instant pr status too so maybe no change at all.

Nobody is verifying your citizenship status after the votes are counted. A 16 year old can vote if they have a phone bill in their name and student id card. It’s technically illegal but nobody’s checking.

They were fed up with Trudeau. Poilievre made sure the election was especially about Trudeau fatigue. With him out of the picture, the Conservatives lost their most potent weapon.
And then Trump happened.

Bump, lets see what happens. You must stop jagmeet at all costs guys

Better dead than red, also delete jagmeet

Democracy in Canada is Person A and Person B forming a majority to rape and abuse Person C

He's already irrelevant. At some point even the most retarded of left-wing Canadians have realized that they might as well vote for the real liberals instead of the fake yellow liberals.

You forgot the only based choice in the "election" OP.

NOT VOTING= BASED

lots of coping and seething from the cons and the newfie polls haven't even closed yet kek!

Yeah but pajeets exist. I don't think they care about religions. Just electing more poo in loos. Anyhow how is Bloc Quebecois doing?

Im gonna kill myself the liberals win i cant take 5 more years of this shit

The other potties have got that solved too. Just run jeet MPs.

Do it, do it, do it!

I'm voting CFP to conscript all you bastards

Tell all pajeets to votw for jagmeet in Ontario, Manitoba, and Quebec for racial solidarity, thats all you have to do to split the ticket. Energize Quebec with promises of independence using an alliance with Bloc Quebecois and Pierre's party. Make natives mad that there isn't enough gibs so they should also vote for anyone but liberals.

I have a buddy whose dad has lived here for about 50 years (he's 70) and he's been voting since moving here. He got his citizenship last year.

The meme writes itself

Can that work for Pierre or the conservatives? Doubt it

Just voted conservative in my riding. What do you guys think?

Not talking about them. Anyone who was staunchly NDP are going to vote Liberal if they aren't 100% retarded. Anyone who's still voting for NDP even after they've been fake libs (while also propping up the real libs) for the past decade can't be trusted to brush their own teeth.

victoria, bc? i thought bc was ndp/conservative only

It's all old school hippies that bought 50 years ago or government employees/gov pensioners, the only ones that can afford to live there.

What if ndp is just a political organization to run pajeet candidates? Pajeets aren't loyal to anything. They must scam, that is all. The only staunch leftists are in the liberals, the only staunch conservatives are with Pierre.

millions of people vote that aren't legally allowed to vote. nobody verifies anything. nobody cares.

Who is Laura?

Based leaf

basically it's just a math game based on Montreal and Torcongo. If those two places go Liberal, it's impossible to change the outcome. And given Toronto is a 3rd worlder living off government gibs filled shithole run by retards outcome is pretty much already determined.

You don't need to anymore, you can literally kill yourself with my taxes now.

Will everything be okay if liberals win?

owari da

Since 2020 they already imported almost 4 million non-whites into the country. are you fucking retarded? All these fucking canadian election threads need to be deleted. i dont give a fuck about your gay fucking country.

Oh so you guys are electing the 51st governor today?

No one is forcing to click these on threads, you autist.

If you're a pajeet then yes sar

IT'S KHALISTANADA U BLOODY BASTARD BITCH BENCHOD

ONLY LEGITIMATE /LEAF/ THREAD THIS ONE IS GAY GUYS

He’s not based, he’s a gullible retard. You don’t need to prove citizenship and you don’t need photo id.

100% wrong.

MAPLENIGGERS AMIRITE?
youtube.com/watch?v=gAqhahpmleA

Montrealer here. Just voted for Alexandre Boulrice.

i think it would be horrifically anti-canadian to even think of checking, you racist

you know the real reason why all canadian flags are at half mast today? its because this is the day that both democracy and canada itself finally and actually died once and for all, though both had only been pretending to be alive for some time now.

Based
Elbows up!
I can't wait for Carney to come in and solve the issues that Canada are facing including TFW programs, excessive immigration and the housing market
It'll be a positive story for the whole world to admire
I just hope you guys have enough tradesmen to build all those houses that are being promised without having to import them!
When will you adopt our made in Australia label conventions?

About to go vote PPC

It's true our local polling station said you don't need ANY IDENTIFICATION

all you needed was to bring a neighbor who could vouch for you being "really Canadian"

I'm not even fucking joking

I voted in 5 different ridings in southern ON. Can confirm.

Which party will peacefully agree to being annexed by the USA

lol i believe it

They have to be from the same house and the person vouching needs id

I had to do it for someone from my house cause their ID was expired

Just voted so now it's time to get progressively more drunk on Whisky until I want to kill myself.

im happy when drinking. its when i stop that things go downhill.

there are alternatives

iiirc, the only alternative is for another voter with valid ID to vouch for you, you have to go to the head official and the voucher has tofill out a buncvh of paperwork and whatever esle - I know because I almost had to do this (until my room-mate found his ID in his coat, fucking dumbass lol)

im sure the 100% jeet polling stations are really very concerned about such rules.

Do you guys have to give your name and address when you vote without an ID?

all you need is a drivers license. even visa jeets can get those.

yes

i blame ontario

I for one welcome Alberta and Quebec as the 51st and 52nd states in the union.

im in NB and there are red signs all over the place. a few blues and the one or two purples. zero ndp. i bet the liberals were worried about a conservative win and told all the members to go wild with there signs. never seen so many.

Quebec

Good luck with that. You think the niggers, beaners and jews are a problem? You ain't seen nothin yet.

hah, yes, the famous quebec criminals

I miss when we were called chinknadians on Anon Babble
Calling us jeets is just fucking mean

Fuck off, we're full and you're going back too.

There, there Jagmeet Chang. You can be both.

You must be a kid.

You must coomsom mainstream media

Trump won the liberals the election by bringing back Canada nationalism with his tariff threats and saying he would make them a state. Till he did that Trudeau was about to be removed from office and liberals were being killed in polls

Trump is the best thing that ever happened to fix Trudeau legacy and win liberals the election!

Based boomer

Zoom in. It's literally all Toronto and Thunderbay. One nuke and all problems are solved.

I want to go back. Souless loyalty cards vs. picrel. fuck.

Or, I'm old enough to remember all the organized crime and corruption.

Please enlighten us on how they are worse than niggers, beaners and jews?

Glad this shit is gone. It was always sitting in random drawers and you'd always see it discarded on the streets. Just a massive waste of paper and ink.

they're french

Oh please bc is literally owned by china, alberta by oil companies and ontario by india
Quebec is not more corrupt, they're just better at exposing it

They are as corrupt as jews while also being as lazy as niggers, and I just through the beaners in there for extra spiciness. To be honest the beaners are better than the frogs.

Oh yeah, all that Lost Generation injun stuff is the frogs and their church which all Canadians get blamed for as well.

Boomers actually don't understand how bad the world is outside their retarded bubbles. They think having organized crime is the same as beaners cutting each other's heads off or niggers chimping out every weekend. Jews are some of the biggest element of organized crime in Canada like the Bronfman who got their fortune from smuggling alcohol during the prohibition.

Tell me one time the frogs chimp-out like niggers, or subvert an entire nation like jews

he didn't keep his canadian tire money in big rolls and buy a bike with it as a kid.

The thing jews made up a few years ago with 0 proof about christians causing the death of literal thousands natives that was eventually proven false?

the Bloc, as well as multiple riots over my entire lifetime. I remember them rioting because uni costs were going up slightly. Which is also already subsidized for them. I've know 1 cool frog my entire life. Hell, I've know more cool injuns than I have frogs.

bloc

yeah how dare they have a federal party that represents their interests

rioting because uni costs

that was cegep costs, there was one riot in fucking victoriaville where you don't live, and you don't subsidize shit

How are any of those comparable to random chimp outs and 13/52 of niggers?

FUN FACT

Trump

Paid

By

Liberals

51st state

in any combination is actively being blocked from being posted by google on any and all live streams and comments sections on you tube.

Let's go Carney! No conservatives until they adress climate change.
If that opinion upsets you and makes you froth at the mouth ike pavlovs dog it's because you've brainwashed by the shills here you dumb gullible fucks.

I like how how for no reason the stickman's pregnant. You mutts sure do LOVE interracial breeding...

What do you bet Carney lasts under six months regardless of the outcome?

loses

Out within days

minority government

He'll throw the election first chance he gets, loses then steps down

majority government

leaves within six months citing "needs to be closer to family" maybe some bullshit tragedy involving one of his daughters, eldest of which is a tranny
Crystal-Meth Freeland takes his place.

Why wouldn't Carnival stay on? Justin may as well not have existed (aside from the word Trudeau in his last name), and he was prime minister for 10 years.

He'll stay exactly as long as it takes to set up some more government contracts for his companies.

dont care still voting trudeau