Axe

axe a day keeps the bear away

perkele...

I have same standoff in my yard once a week. The bears have learned trash pick up day and hit my trashcan as soon as I take it to the road. Then, they just lounge around in my yard munching on my trash until I come outside and shoot them with an air soft pistol.

Tahoe?

Florida, I dodge gators and snakes just to get to the fucking bear.

sounds comfy :D

do bears and gators ever fight?

Or you could just get a gun like a normal uncucked person you stupid bitch.

Pesky wildlife.

youtube.com/watch?v=YZEbBZ2IrXE

why do you wear a cock cage, cucky?

Yes, but then the pythons eat them both

black bears are literally like puppies.
You can just tell them

go away please

and they'll run away.
This guy is acting badass as he stands off with something less aggressive than a stray cat.

The smallest black bear is meaner and more dangerous than the biggest meanest dog

I doubt it, they're both lazy as fuck. Gators are pretty chill, they don't fuck with you if you don't fuck with them. The bears here are like overgrown racoons, they just rummage around in shit. The snakes are the worst.

I've had mixed experiences with them. I've chased them off my land about a dozen times just yelling at them; but I had a big one ignore me once and I had a smaller one charge me once.

Black bears are the most aggressive, beside polar bears

You can just tell them

>go away please

and they'll run away.

False, I've stood there screaming at them with a .357 in my hand trying to get them out of my fucking yard, and they just calmly sit there. Eating left over pizza from my trash, they've strown across my yard, looking at me like " what bitch, you ain't gone shoot me."

no they arent. my understanding is that black bears are very shy and run away from humans typically.

they are the reason behind the "they're more afraid of you than you are of them" adage

what bitch, you ain't gone shoot me."

well you didnt so i guess the bear was right. nut up and blast him next time

i was waiting for him to split the bears head and was left with no satisfied ending.

charge or bluff charge? Bluff charge is normal

if they get food then they'll stay. I've caught them in my garbage can and they'll flee only after they grab a bag.
It's extremely annoying. They rip into the bag and leave trash all over my yard.
They also keep destroying my bird feeder.

Thoughts and prayers for those few brave gators who stood their ground and fought the shovel menace, gone but not forgotten...

I bought an air soft pistol a few years ago to shoot them with. And, they have now learned that I will shoot them. Now I have a fully automatic airsoft, and most every Wednesday morning I wake up and shoot bears.

why'd he gotta bonk the guy :((

Are polar bears really that aggressive? I know they're kinda just apex predators and don't fear you so they see you as a potential meal. Idk if that can be considered aggressive. Grizzly bears on the other hand seem to view you as an actual threat so they act aggressively toward you almost unconditionally. Black bears are generally scared of you but can be convinced to attack if you behave like easy prey.

Capercaillies are cranky.

youtube.com/watch?v=BAv_fCUjcMA

polar bears are constantly in an extreme state of self preservation compared to black bears and even grizzly bears. They will tear through anything if they smell something tasty within it.
I saw a video once of a guy in a bulletproof box videotaping polar bears and when one smelled him he tried to chew through it for hours. He almost did it

Then you should electrify your bird feeder in way the birds don't get shocked. Then electrify the garbage can as well. And the fence. And the ground

flee only after they grab a bag.

They drag it everywhere.

my wedding anniversary

send kids away for the night

go to dinner with wife

go buy liquor store get liquor

go to weed store get weed

go to sex shop buy some slutty lingerie and stockings for the wife

and a leash that clamps on her pussy

have fun night and throw away all the liquor bottles, weed containers, and sex stuff packaging the next morning before kids come home

Wednesday morning comes around trash pick up day

go outside to pick up trash that the bears have thrown everywhere

neighbors out doing the same

all my trash bags are grey

see three neighbors standing in old church ladie neighbor across the streets yard all looking at something

see my a grey trash bag in church ladies yard

see liquor bottles and weed container laying around the crowd of neighbors in church ladies yard

notice what they're all looking at

it's the box the pussy leash came in

they all look at me

look at the grey trash bag in church ladies yard

look at me again, standing there surrounded by grey trash bags in my yard

turn 360° and moon walk back into the house

I didn't tell my wife.

yeah you sure had a fun time with that fat old hag

Sorry, plapjak, mine is skinny.

I'm glad no suffering or death. You are serving satan and posessed by a demon.

based greentexter

Florida man fights forty gators and wins!

This nigger's anus is looming for a gator tonguing
No bears in florida tongue my anus

No bears in florida tongue my anus

myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/wildlife/bear/facts/

Nigger, just because you can't swim doesn't mean bears can't.

AW FUCK ! ! !

How can organic cucks compete? That bear touched the metal, smelled it and it knows right there and then, its pathetic meaty paws and claws aint no match for the superior metal.
Metal is eternal