The Rise of Big Balls
The Rise of Big Balls
Big Boipuss
9 year old boy
big testicles
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so why did elon pick a bunch of young and inexperienced boys for such a task?
so his job is to teabag initiates right?
They’re not inexperience. They are hackers and tech nerds which is exactly wanted to get the cryptic accounts. Finding 115 year olds on social security getting approved for new lungs. 401ks for 3 year olds. They sending their findings to the DOJ to prosecute for fraud
"hello sir, who is there?"
"hey momma, this is big balls, what did you achieve today?"
*hangs up*
"ok she's fired, based"
how the fuck they are the first ones finding this?
no broccoli hair
fake zoomer
He needed twinks, for reasons
I am sure people that worked on the systems knew about stuff like this but saying anything about it probably got you fired and possibly blacklisted
This
holy shit they hacked their way into querying an accessible database and found things that everyone with access to that database already knew about!?
broccoli hair
That's so 2019. This guy is sporting the Eddie Muster got raped by Doogie hairstyle.
Because they're young and impressionable which is what Elon needs. Theyd be crazy to turn down a job that pays immensely and gives them connections to the government and the richest man in the world. All they have to do is lie and make up stuff about 115 year olds being on SS, and not ask questions about where people's private data is being sent to.
He fell for the meme
Fade the sides and layer me and take a little off the top. Make it so I'm still workable.
He needs a comb in his hand like all the time wtf did they do to him?!
any attempts to change this toxic culture? it seems the perpetrators were using DEI to deflect
I'd just like to point out that Jon Minadeo II made his Twitter name Scottie Big Balls like a year ago. This guy is a poser and a glownigger.
You've passed 30 and still think you're in your 20's. You looked like that when you were young - which you no longer are, despite never growing up
jesus christ that hair-do looks fucking awful from the side
what was he thinking?
what does DOGE do
Is it increasing the funding to Israel?
I think they are building a case to RICO the DNC.
Act blue was money laundering using fake identities and breaking campaign finance laws.
Along with all the other hilariously illegal shit the DNC was doing, the faggy underlings are gonna flip like flap jacks.
For all the talk on her about "TOTAL BOOMER DEATH!!!", there are a lot of people who fall for the same bullshit tactics they did. I love how many people talk about USAID is behind all the evil in the world when they didn't even know it existed a couple of months ago.
But when he catches Fritz?! Stop dude he's straight. He just doesn't have the clipper skills yet. But I'm in that side where after he's marching and sweated out and his frizz comes it'll still look aight. Not a lot to mess up. Reminds me of fragile rock or desu
she's probably into them
Nigfer, one many hotmail accounts was bigballs like 25 years ago. Think even put Big Balls on high PacMan arcade game
What's the role of Big Balls inside the american government?
They aren't, this shit has been occasionally been reported in news in the past, but it's like page 15 news with standard libshit downplaying tactics. Aka the:
1. Bad thing not happening, conspiracy theory
2. Bad thing not happening, but if it did here's why it would be good
3. Bad thing did happen, and that's good.
People & reporters would find dead people on voter roles, scams for SS and welfare, etc. all the time. It's just presented as local news and glossed over with nothing EVER being done about it. This is national news because Elon & DOGE is involved, and more importantly things ARE being done and Jews are big mad. So now the 200 year old on SS isn't a page 15 story, it's front page with big font and all because Jews are big mad about it.
What is actually happening behind the scenes is SS and boomer payments are going bankrupt, so they are prepping the poorfags to accept that SS will be no more in the coming future. All this grift and Democrat corruption will be used to shut stuff down so Jews can keep exploiting America and extracting max profits.
Correct, this is all PII, and disclosure means 10 years in fuck my ass prison for plebs. Biden & Trump of course can steal classified info, but not the plebs. Plebs can expect to go right to jail, do not pass Go.
What the fuck are you even saying? I don't speak nigger.
No, Democrats always covered for by Jew lawyers and Jew judges. No punishment will ever be handed out. And Zion Don will pardon them if somehow one magically gets convicted.
2 more weeks
His is going bald though. You can see the receding hairline already. Probably what Musk could relate to.
Damn what a shitty haircut. Why don't they have PR people and stylists yo make it at least seem somewhat cool to be these people. Fuck at least nazis had aesthics
jewish ears.
my assumption why he wanted DOGE in the first place was to suck up useful information on consumers/competitors for his private business endeavours.
picking a bunch of impulsive Darwin-award aged boys who worship him is a solid way to get them to do things that are very illegal on his behalf that someone with more self-preservation instinct would not do. they will take the charges for him and be left praying that he pays them off for it.
They had USDS after Obama fucked the $4B Obamacere website. They couldn't find anything? What were they doing aside from pushing for more cloud services?
What a bunch of useless faggots
The face of a boy who has never seen a vagina.