Moving to Russia

THAT'S RIGHT,
CALL THEM WORMS

IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

IT'S ABOUT WAR.

YOU ARE RUNNING FROM WAR.

YOU ARE A WOMAN.

as a Russia enthusiast, I've learnt the alphabet in like a few hours, just google the letters nigger. but I'm a Slav so it's waaay easier to learn the actual language for me than for you.
Anyway, everyone keeps talking about moving to a different country on the internet, but it's all just cope. Even if you moved to Russia, even if you actually learnt the language, you won't actually be a Russian. You weren't brought up in their culture, you will always be alien.
You would be exactly like the jeets coming to Evropa, but White, so you would probably have a better hygiene

How much did that cost though?

Do not move there without speaking russian at least OK levels, and have some passive/remote income too as russian salaries are quite dire. I'd rather move to Kazakhstan tho

Orthodox Christianity

grass ain't greener, kid

files-ice-k2.asi.ru/iblock/087/087581c32810fd67bd171a440251543e/PAMYATKA_IG1_1_RUS_p.pdf

Here, governmental guide how to move to Russia.

kazakhs

no thnx, dubai is far better

Yeah, but atleast the grass ain't brown

noted, Nizhny Novgorod good or no

Ok. Lot of jobs and everything, Moscow nearby, lack of sunny days, but overall okey climate. Mediocre look but nothing bad, have metro station.

So many words lmfao. The left truly cant meme

Lol what opposed to you , the Internet killer fuck out of here ur scaring me

It's illegal to own any weapon other than clown-smoothbore-shotgun
Putin is slowly but steadily replaces us with muzzie shitskins
Also UK-tier hate speech laws
...
You're been warned

Grocery car pass everyday here, traditional russian bread, butter, kompot and cheap egg everyday, house near moscow is $10.000 while nazis don't have anything to eat. Life here is traditional, you don't need too much money, money is for nazis

Ok nazi, go back to fucking pigraine, piggy

Each one of these is a crimial case
person went to prison for hate speech, months or years
If you're openly racist you go to prison
kill yourself, cretin

if he wants to have a good life he should buy an apartament in places like Sochi or Astrakhan .

You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Jose Tyrone LeShawn de Cordoba. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back into the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude makeup isn't fooling anyone.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilize the Pampas with you and your families corpses, it's the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life nigger, you will have a job. Making food for a race of beings of infinitely higher worth than you. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Brazilian "man" provided for a family.

Die, banana eating freak. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

The west is hopelessly corrupt

and russia isn't? lmao

lmao
is it truly that bad ivan?

Lololol Baltimore of South America I'm going to use that one , thanks !

You might want to rethink this

Notice the cutoff point. They decriminalized it when they realized they needed Nationalist's to the fight the war. Also the Jewish Oligarchs lost all power when they abandoned the country and counter signaled Putin. Not saying this is ideal but the NAFO types are not being honest with thier attacks.

What's the best way to learn the Cyrillic alphabet and Russian language?

That alphabet is not that hard. Will take from one hour to one day to learn.

Which regions/cities in Russia are best for a westerner to emigrate to? (i will consider kazan or sochi)

What have heard, that Sochi are relatively expensive. Also rent is higher, as rich russians like to have dacha there. But ask for russian flags for confirmation.

Stay away from Jewish Autonomous Oblast.
Prefereably avoid cities which are close to Europe or Ukraine. Except StPetersburg. As if Monke will do dome dumb shit, risk that you will get arrested if you are in relatively nearby areas, increases.
Kazan sounds as good area. Overall, would recommed more central cities, like Novosibirsk, or Omsk, or Yekaterinburg. Nice and deep. Away from potential issues.

Visit at first. Take close look. May be it is what you are searching for, may be not.
If you travel trough Estonia (or other EU country), keep in mind that that money you have in EUR, will get taken by EU borderguards for "safeguarding". If you use USD as travel currency, if you have more than 10k, you need to declare those. Currency exchange points accept only USD bills which are in mint (perfect) condition.

1. Native friend, with whom you talk a lot via skype or something.2. IT
3. Moscow, Saint-Petersburg.

lmao good luck with that

I'm not sure about this. Russia is another can of worms.
I'd like to hear about the experiences from people who moved there.

Why are Vatniks on overdrive today. Last post had Russians torturing a cat, fucked up people.

Video of some twitch streamer, who commented on afro-american family who moved to Africa. Without visiting it at first.

youtube.com/watch?v=7KNMPM4pjP8

Other people comments, experiences. Pictures and travel blogs can give some insight. But by being in that place IN PERSON, it is completely different thing.
That is why it is VERY important to visit that site, before moving there. Except during war, I guess. Then any place which does not get bombed is better than existing.

This says you can go there without knowledge about the laws in place. That sounds risky though. What if you break some silly rule that you couldn't've known about? Will there be any understanding, considering you were let in without the expectation to know the laws?

Don't take drugs with you. Don't go there if you have taken drugs in past 6 months.
If for some reason police arrests you, drug test will be one of those which might happen. Also, be prepared that there will be police presence while you are peeing in that cup. Like literally. Guys with weapons will be watching how you are "preparing urine sample". Happened with guy who visited Jewish Autonomous Oblast in autumn. Well, he was american, so falls under tighter scrutiny,

Do anons really go 6 months without drugs. This is a 2 hour drive for me, I’m sure it’s the same for Russians. How do they not go into nature and consume plants?

I know 1 guy who do drugs everyday and drive a car.

I know they're hysterical about narcotics there. You can get up to 15 years for smoking weed.
You really don't want to break the law there.

he believes the propaganda

Bro the country is like 40% muslim temples.

Sochi is bad idea, entire city build around tourism, so not much other jobs, and tourism is season business, rest of the time you will stuck without income. Also it's south city, so very specific place. Sochi good if you have serious passive income only.

Russian Cyrillic is easy on its basic form, once you learn about that hard and soft sound changing character which is not hard-coded and having to learn what's stressed and what's not. It will drive you bonkers if you don't have a friend to talk to in Russian, they love board games and digital war games, maybe find a friend through some vidya and chill? Just mind it they will not play with nazis even if they seem that way here through media. Literally got banned as a "nazi" for a kekistani avatar, lmao.

silly rule

Here is no silly rules. Don't do stupid things, and stay away from politic and drugs and other's kids.

Op is from Netherlands, where weed is legal. Not much locals use it frequently, but who knows, may be he does it.

Personally, have not been using alcohol, or cigarettes, or drugs for years.

Cyrillic alphabet is literally learnable in 5 minutes if you're non-retarded. The language is another question entirely.

Good trip there, lass.. ope u got there money and all, either way you'll get robbed of both

Fuck Russia,
Let's go to Kazakhstan.
That's my plan B!

kazan

One of the best Russian cities, but there's a decorative Islam element to it.

sochi

There's a good reason why millions of Russians prefer to risk their lives and travel to Crimea rather than book a holiday in Sochi. It's an Armenian city so at least it's predominately Christian. But the problem is that Sochi attracts the worst types of Armenians. Go to Sochi and you *will* get ripped off by some cocky Armenian. That's the ritual.

These six characters will screw up a foreigner though.

He can learn alphabet, basic words and watch some movies or TV series in russian. Like, "Adventures of Sherlock Holms". Words which he does not understand, just put in google translate. And later write it down in notepad, for better memorization. After 3 days, look into notes, to refresh memory of newly learnt words.

youtube.com/watch?v=caKMDm2bE6U&list=PL9Lwqx8gAsEr7EFgOH0fzIXnN3qAEWceM

The problem is you need to know how the fuck something was written down first when they pronounce it, was it regular, soft or hard? That's my point with: Anyway your system is just shortened to immersive learning usually. Just immersing oneself in the target language, one could even start to play something like Skyrim in Russian, lmao.

These six characters will screw up a foreigner though.

C, CH, SHHHH, okey you screw up with this one, have no pronounce, same.

Easiest way, just go to 2ch.hk, and use Simple Translate extesion for chrome, if you already know Russian. Thats how I sit here.

Don't forget most foreigners don't have a naturally dull sounding voice from drinking enough vodka to naturally sound like a native Russian speaker.

I never drink vodka!

you need to know how the fuck something was written down first when they pronounce it

Nigga, just put subbtitles on. It is easy AF.

You can pirate some commie classic with subtitles. When see some part which you do not understand, just open that SRT file, and copy text from it to translation service. For more complex text, make deeper analysis.

imdb.com/title/tt0066565/

One of soviet classics. By seeing it, will help to understand some of their cultural context.

Yet juu zooound laaajk ya duuu.

It is very useful, if they make connection how russian language SOUNDS. So they could ask for tickets, or some pastries at bakery. Yes, writing part is nice. But so is spoken part too.