Fix Gen Z in 5 words or fewer
Fix Gen Z in 5 words or fewer
Honestly? This shit is hilarious
Bring back the draft.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
niggers act like niggers all day 24/7 7 days a week
UMMMMM CHUD IT'S THEIR CULTURE OR SOMETHING WE WUZ KANGZ
a bunch of zoomers doing dumb shit for giggles with friends
YOO LOOOK AT THAT, YPIPO GOING FULL MONKE LMAOO LYNCH THEM ALL
CLEAN IT UP RAKESH
if it aint broke
Checked.
This is Gen Alpha and late Z's defining moment. In 10 years they will be flinging popcorn at second-run movie house special events, ala Rocky Horror Show. Tik Tok dances are already firmly established commemorating this film. It's really quite wild.
Minecraft started on Anon Babble you know, Notch was a Anon Babble poster and posted on Anon Babble about it too back when it was real early and ran on Java. You can still download the last Java version for free too. He sold that to MS for like a BILLION DOLLARS or some shit.
Go fuck yourself old man
Turn off their phones.
there has never been a righteous conscription instituted in america and you should be hit by a cannonball at your post for suggesting as such
nigger.
Ban social media and porn.
Mandatory military service
Hard times create strong man.
That's nice, get in the tank zoomie.
You wish you were young
Repeal the full-auto ban
He Will Not Stop Us
make them eunuchs
Born between 1997 and 2012.
Clean it up wagie
Right into the gas chambers.
shills know there out of a job soon because they can't convince anyone of anything
JINETE DE POLLO!
sure thing, post address.
repeal the nineteenth amendment
These are the demons MIGAtards are raising.
world war 3
Submit to Jesus Christ
I wouldn't fix Gen Z.
Conscript deez nutz, zoggie
Yeah I was an alpha tester from g.
pumped up kicks, better run
1 E 65th St, New York, NY 1006
You won't do shit.
repeal the hart celler act
1 E 65th St, New York, NY 1006
When I saw NY I knew it was a synagogue, don't even know why I bothered looking it up.
Being completely rational and forthright, do people who have interacted with Gen Z truly believe their generation is "cooked" compared to previous ones? Or are the things they get criticized for accurate and indicative of major problems ahead of them?
Chicken Jockey.
There I did it in two
Not internet until 13
Sell picric acid as drugs.
Just look at their behavior and the statistics. They don't have the youthful rebelliouness, idealism and optimism that millennials had.
Their most rebellious act is saying that they are non binary.
Just compare Anon Babble how it changes from a place of mischievousness to a regular place to discuss politics.
We Shouldn't Have Made You
You Are A Fucking Disaster
never let them forget this
Dude, we had Beanie Babies and Tickle-Me Elmo and Scream masks and virtual pets and pokemon. Oh GOD pokemon.
did the theater slaves just quit their jobs after this movie?
a good manager would bite the bullet and pay for temp hires to assist with cleaning so the regular slaves dont revolt
This is the modern Rocky horror picture show. Trashing theaters is culture.
Ban all video games now
That fixes Gen A too.
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
BITCH.
Calm down you grumpy old fart
It's just kids having fun
They should be happy a film is making money
that kid is more based than I am
ya love to see it
They all need Jesus Christ
they're perfect as-is
god forbid people have any delirious fun, we can't be having that
popcorn and drinks get spilled all over the place all the time anyhow
what's the bitching about?
Honestly, yea. They are really that "cooked". We are on the cusp of WW3, the world's economy is about to take a shit, but lets say somehow everything works out and none of that really bad shit happens. They are STILL fucked. AI is gonna obliterate desk jocky jobs within 10 years. Creative Jobs are gonna be extremely limited and will mostly revolve around being able to give the correct prompts to AI or truly talented people. Once someone figures out how to get an AI to run a fully automated factory, manufacturing jobs are fucked. Once Robotics is advanced enough and merged with AI, retail, other low skill jobs, and the trades are also fucked. Will all this come to pass in the next 10 year? Maybe, but not likely. The point is the clock is ticking. Once AI is fully realized the job market is gonna be extremely limited.
Every other generation before them at least had 20+ years to get a foothold in life. To have a career, build some kind of nest egg/savings/retirement. Zoomers for the most part are fucked. Alpha is completely fucked. The theoretically generations that come after are doomed unless we reach some kind of Star Trek level shit.
Gen X/Millennials are not gonna be in much better shape mind you. Both Generations will most likely not get to retire like the Boomers before. A lot of Gen X might be able to Squeek by and live out what is left of their life in relative comfort. The oldest of Millennials also might, but the rest of them are pretty much fucked in the last 10 years of their working life.
chemical castration
Make women property again.
Send them to WW3
This is actually funny and you're a faggot boomer who can't see how based this is. Clean it up wagie.
Make them stop troonning out.
CHICKEN JOCK-ACK
do your own work
fag
They're just responding to the world they're given. No hopes of a house, car,wife, etc... trashing a theater with the homies is one of few small joys they will ever experience. Let them have it.
this makes millennials poop their pants
beatings
Indentured servitude to poor Millennials
Pull up your bootstraps
Total and complete nigger death.