/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20243

Happy caturday!

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Is Death and the Dervish any good? The setting sounds interesting

henlo frenZ
happy koturday

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Ukrainian troops will join UK forces in London on Monday to mark the 80th anniversary of Victory in Europe Day, the Ministry of Defence has announced.

Talk about being pathetic self-hating fags.

Z for cat turd day
Plz be real

Chud down.

Some anon last thread said Trump would make Chudsama sit in the cuck chair so Trump can look like hes winning

I winder if modern day US can match Russia's bomber/strategic bomber usage intensity over a prolonged period of time.
And at what cost.

2 weeks and hohols will surrender

Schleswig-Holstein state premier Daniel Günther has proposed launching a ban on the Alternative for Germany party as soon as possible "to protect democracy"

Post her daughter

Would Iran strike Diego Garcia Joint Naval Base right now, the US would lose 33% of their strategic bomber fleet. MIC grifts literally trillions and yet the US Military is incredibly short-handed of weaponry. It's a money milking operation of unimaginable proportions.

Venti has a hideous ayylmao hybrid face and has a bizarre light brown skin because she is hohol and nigger mongrel

Here's Venti next to a pale self-described "goth" foid
And here is a European Portuguese man next to a self-described Mexican

And here's Venti next to Fuentes for comparison

And with Trump giving Pentagon one trillion dorra, it's going to get even worse lmfao

We created a meme in 2022 of Raytheon putting a 600k USD price tag on a cope cage. They actually sell it for 2 million each now. It's straight up theft of US taxpayers.

/ptg/ is really slow. Is it the sabbath or something?

Z. Happy caturday, frens

I don't know if this guy is a /chug/ger but I want to shake his hand nonetheless

venti pretending shes holding her wrist while really lifting her saggers up

Brown people have brown skin. Venti is brown. The goth girl is White. Portugal's countryside is filled with people with high EEF admixture, so they look like that, but the North is Germanic, Celtic, low EEF admixture. Same goes for Spain, France and Italy.

Before lunk 16 in the 70s for instance, Viggen not only had sensor fusion with the formations but also weapons handoff.

So one jet could fire a missile and then evade while the other jet took over guidance.

In the 70s.

P700 Granit missile when fired in swarm would use one of missile as comanding unit which would fly at high altitude and scan for target for other flying at sea lvl, also as AD bait for other cover and when downed another missile would take comand...in 1980s

So what's the plan now? Russia's retaken Kursk, Ukraine seems to begrudgingly be coming around to peace talks and concessions--will Russia keep at their current strategy? Or will they try to occupy as much as they can before the treaty is signed?

No treaty is getting signed. No lives will be spared

UK has transferred all of its AS-90 howitzers to Ukraine, ending their use in the British army, – Army Technology.

BOOBOABABB
BOOBA!

Mutts have pulled out of peace talks, so there won't be any.

Ukraine is going to chimp out when Russia establishes bridgeheads across the Dnepr river. Starmer and Macron too. I really can't imagine a scenario in which a treaty is signed. Trump is also enduring a deterioration of his political capital while chimping out against Iran.

gn chug

In civilized countries the cope cage has to be independently certified for user and road safety, and for advertised purpose. Consumer protection is important, goy. It's not like we live in Mordor or something

Frankly, I've lost count of the acts of war that Europeans have committed against Russia.

They can just make new ones, right? They have the GDP to do that

You guys think we'll see more action from best Korea?

I think there is a pretty big chance the Norks will keep defensive positions inside Russia so Russia can use these troops inside Ukraine

Geran-3 jet drone in the direction of Chornomorsk, Odesa Oblast. 25km away from the coast.

Changes course to Kobleve.

Now flying north to Yuzhne.

Continues on the same course. Less than 2 mins until it reaches the coast.

It’s over the coast, flying towards Voznesensk, Mykolaiv oblast.

It flew over Kordon towards Berezivka, along the border between Mykolaiv and Odesa Oblasts.

Flew over Tokarivka and changed course to the northeast. It is approaching the Voznesensk Air Base.

It maneuvered around Voznesensk and is now flying towards Oleksandriivka, north of Voznesensk.

It flew back south to Voznesensk and hit the air base. An explosion was heard.

AA was sleeping? they saw it coming so far away and did nothing

just smugly claim we're not at war with Russia while simultaneously emptying our arsenals giving stuff to a country at war with russkis, the goyim will slurp it up

whaaa? Direct involvmennt of military personnel? Nah dawg, them be uhm... just mercenaries and shiet!

OMG PANIC! How dare filthy norks help the russian orks? Duplicitous fiends!

yes, with enough dog haircuts new howitzers appear out of thin air

Geran-3 jet

It feels like I've been living under a rock. What the hell is that?

A Geran with a jet engine.

motorized kite promoted to fire arrow

600km/h speeds so it screams overhead and blows something up fast

AA was sleeping?

There is no AA.

They'll make sure to buy a bunch of these before we even think about a turretless tank

So what's the plan now?

Unlimited pigger genocide

they also arm them with illegal thermobaric warheads

They can just make new ones, right?

No...all new 155mm sph will be on wheeled boxer name RCH 155

They have the GDP to do that

X to doubt....you think why Usrula von der Lie want to jew whole eurojewzone on one bilion jewro to german rearmament?

Youtube is useless. Its virtually impossible to search anything about the Caspian Sea without getting spammed with hundreds of videos about this plane.

I'm assuming whatever they have left is concentrated in and around kweef and a few other key ultrabanderite shitholes, right? Lvov at a guess, considering a good portion of westoid equipment passes through there

My hope is that the very few MAGAtards who were actual people woke the fuck up after the recent events.

I winder if modern day US can match Russia's bomber/strategic bomber usage intensity over a prolonged period of time.

And at what cost.

I have my doubts.
The B2s for instance, when used in Serbia based on (total air campaign length - time spent on sorties)/number of planes = 8.3 days maintenance per mission.
The only aircrafts that on average can fly over 1 mission per day in high intensity conflicts are the F-16 and FA-18.

What are the sortie rates for RuAF?
In Syria, once the initial issues with non existing weapons deliveries etc were solved, the Russians sustained a sortie rate over 2 per day and aircraft (while being attacked with shells and drones, damaged aircraft included in the average).
And they had a surge rate of 3.4 missions per day and aircraft.

P700 Granit missile when fired in swarm would use one of missile as comanding unit which would fly at high altitude and scan for target for other flying at sea lvl, also as AD bait for other cover and when downed another missile would take comand...in 1980s

Yes.
It's just funny how with the F-22 they introduced "revolutionary features" that had been around for decades.

woke the fuck up

You mean joined the woke right

... America was a mistake.

Obviously.
Banking and property renting is the foundational stone of a strong industry.

The A-10 had the highest daily sorties per aircraft and dropped the most guided bombs without taking the most losses per sortie despite costing way less than most of the other aircrafts

probably with guns made in HSW
maybe krauts can make barrels too
and maybe some other post commie states still have capacity
sorry, we should have opressed them harder from day one

My hope is that one day shrinking will be possible and that pov will be me

Respectable.

You should've actually held to all the shit you got basically for free because you got access to gunpowder before niggers and jeets, yes.

The A-10 had the highest daily sorties per aircraft and dropped the most guided bombs without taking the most losses per sortie despite costing way less than most of the other aircrafts

Also did it at low altitude, close to enemy positions and SPAAGs and short range SAMs.
As in the most dangerous type of missions.
The F117 and B2 flew exclusively night missions.
The F-16s flying night missions (at lower altitude and SAM baiting missions) had also no casualties.
Kind of says a lot about stealth.. it's ok, but far from a determining factor for survival or success.

die

without taking the most losses per sortie despite costing way less than most of the other aircrafts

They would be drunk for three days in Tula if USA would force hohols to take all their A-10s and use them at front...hard to imagine better propaganda tool to sell Russian AA to the world

probably with guns made in HSW

we already doing it its called Bogdana sph.
Hohols started to made it fully domestical moment after "our" Mod abandoned the idea of having nearly 200 AHS Kryl
picrel...now check how ukrainian thing look

youtube.com/watch?v=QyNsQYt-1oE

By her squishing me >~<

Agent Z is bullish.

Also did it at low altitude, close to enemy positions and SPAAGs and short range SAMs.

glorified 23mm...to survive hit from it was designed and glorified strielas2 with warhead too weak to kill it both engines in same time if pilot was too high to use its infinite flares cheatcode.

30 years later wars changed...a bit

50 years old A-10...I am perfect as I am

It gives Ukraine the opportunity to defend future US investments.

Holy shit.
"We both gain something. US gets to fuck us in the ass and we get to receive US's cock. Everyone wins!"

Agent Z is bullish.

If only something would happen to satanyahu there at parade...zelebobik would basicly killed himself with that move

A Russian Special Forces FPV drone strike on a Ukrainian Unmanned Surface Vehicle (USV) west of Crimea. A Russian reconnaissance drone provided intelligence, including coordinates for the USVs, before the FPV drones flew in and destroyed them.

Footage like this is quite rare for this war.

nice

cocaine is a helluva drug

For all it's worth, I hope the insane kike actually shits the bed and takes out a couple of chinese soldiers and/or officials with his Manchurian Hohol plan. Something tells me Xi will not do nothing about it in contrast to Putin

sunglasses emoji

Putin wants a ceasefire, with no conditions to celebrate victory in WW2

theatrics, stop being a silly billy

Ukraine tells USA they want a ceasefire with conditions that Russia can not accept

clearly not theatrics, stop being a silly billy

kike on kike violence is much more tolerable than goy on kike violence Talmudically

which one of you freaks paid for this Gio Scotti shell?

who is that?

hryukryine must further volkssturmmaxx by sending elementary schoolers into combat

it's basically Ottoman era Bosnian sharia 1984
the main character is a muslim cleric doubting the system, while muslim commoners aka proles partake in Serb customs while their Islam is half-harted
note that the author declared himself a muslim Serb and for that muslims chased out of Sarajevo to Belgrade in late 1960ies

from quick googling
it's some random vogue model and social media star

GOOD MORNING FELLOW RUSCHINKS SIRS

why do russia and china need to be separate countries i don't understand

no offense that thing looks like a piece of trash
poland will be much stronger when it is chinese

based, my trust fund will double in value

How do I buy Rayethon stock?

TY, have to check it out. There also seem to be tv adaptations from the 70's, but prolly the productions are atrociously cheap by modern standards

why would you be interested in anything to do with the caspian sea (???) other than this plane?

I still have not seen an official General Dynamics cope cage kit.

literally what could go wrong

nigger now i must see latest marvel slop when its up on 1337

How will the Brits maintain a trained cadre of artillerymen?

the thing is that this isn't even corruption
that's literally what it costs to design and weld a cope cage in the USA because we have no skills because we privatized and raised the cost of education so no one knows how to do anything
unions used to teach people but now they don't have the money either

meanwhile every russian school child knows how to set up and maintain an artillery ammunition supply chain

I have just yesterday heard how long Rheinmetall needs to make a single barrel for a Leopard 2 (120mm). Form order to final delivery the process takes two years. As the thing is sent to a dozen companies all around Europe who have to do certain steps of work that Rheinmetall can't do.

It's called the RTX Corporation nowdays

Yeah but how do I buy it? Do I need a stock guy?

Orekhov?

Germany was better under occupation in every way.
youtube.com/watch?v=h5-JqxzioYs&t=613s

there's day trading websites where you can "buy" it
you want like an actual stock certificate? i'm not sure how to do that

DDR wasn't occupated.

I just want to buy a bunch before we start bombing Iran. I'll be rich.

eToro, Robinhood etc. It's freakingly easy to trade stonks now. You might want to use a local broker company for some possible tax purposes

eToro is an Israeli social trading and multi-asset investment company focused on providing financial services. eToro was founded in 2007 in Tel Aviv by Yoni Assia, Ronen Assia, and David Ring.

Israel already has enough of my money as it is.

crko dabogda i izlilo mu se svih 5 litara krvi u mozak

VMMAH BROS

Very nice, yet another inbred 50IQ general raised a SU-30 to attack a drone boat 30km ahead instead of an optic drone (or even radion, smooth sailing over the sea) and was destroyed by a SAM installed on said boat. First time when I said, years ago when BEKS 1st appeared, thay they will install AA missiles on them all the akhmetov lovers here told me I'm insane and have no idea what I'm talking about. How an inbecial one can be, not to be able to gather intel and hit the ship or the pier (most likely, a ship) launching

turkish flag

you deserve anything

he's quoting fringe bloggers

Sure. t.me/rybar/70094

you'll be dead

Fugg. Well, Robinhood is also a shabbos goy company. They prevented people from buying more Gamestop stonks while allowing them still to sell, just to keep (((hedge funds))) from making a loss from their short positions

Can buy it for you from here. Wanna donate some coins?

Pure fiction

what imaginary happening are you yapping about?

I'm sure they have some WW1 cannons given to towns they can use

youtu.be/WaHqz318NKY?si=akjKnXz_D6itvevj

There's a couple of unused barrels in front of the Imperial War Museum, conveniently aimed at the center of Londonistan

The green unshaven jerk said that he rejects Putin's offer of a three-day truce on May 9 and cannot ensure the safety of world leaders in Moscow.

And who is looking for his guarantees? Just a verbal provocation. Nothing more.

The nit understands that in the event of a real provocation on Victory Day, no one will guarantee that May 10 will come in Kiev.

Fuck green nit.

Putin doesn't need to do false flags because Ukrainians fly drones into apartment buildings for some mysterious reason.

Fuck green unshaven nit.

Why is trump discrediting Russia again kek, not afraid of the upcoming clown car and donkey parade

This is entirely in line with the understanding of Americans of his age.

When the dolphin Pärla unexpectedly died earlier this week, the other dolphins at Kolmården were isolated. But no other dolphins have been found to be sick, writes Norrköpings Tidningar.

The other dolphins are okay guys

i hope it does become possible and a fat muslim woman stomps you just so you forever seethe.

The South will be liberated soon

Xi, Bibi and fucking lil' Marco will be present there.
Zelensky won't do shit, because that'd mean all the fucking state visits in Kweef will be met with bombs in the future.

Zelensky has warned that Ukraine will not offer any guarantees for foreign representatives travelling to Moscow for the May 9 Victory Parade. He cited his concerns over possible Russian false flag attacks, including arson and explosions.

"Our position is very simple for all countries planning to go or already heading to Russia on May 9: we cannot be held responsible for what happens on the territory of the Russian Federation," he said in an interview with the Ukrainian political and economic news agency "Interfax-Ukraine".

He recommended not to visit Russia "from a safety standpoint", but that if people do choose to go, they should not ask the Ukrainian foreign ministry, adding that it "is your personal decision".

bomb the hyhyls

Z

That would unironically cause China to invade. He cant be that stupid

BMD-4M with new protection spotted at Victory Parade rehearsal in Moscow last Tuesday.
The airborne combat vehicles had their hull sides seriously reinforced, with new armored screens installed on them, covering, among other things, the chassis elements.
Additional "pads" are also visible in the front part. The gunner-operator's sights and the commander's panoramic device are better protected. The turret is covered by anti-rpg netting.

it'd cause the US to invade. Bibi's there.

You see Hobo but I see Novo.

The Б-11, which is the IFV based on the Kurganets-25 ("Кypгaнeц-25"), was present at the Moscow parade trials.

The vehicle was first presented to the general public at a parade in 2015. In 2023, representatives of Kurganmashzavod announced that the vehicle was still undergoing testing.

In that case I want them to do it. Hopefully it kills the kike and then everyone gangbangs hoholand

“The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald’s. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald’s. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald’s. Peking and Moscow don’t have anything beautiful yet.” — Quote by Andy Warhol

So what happens if hohols terror attack the parade?
Does the hohols hold sessions in their parliament still?

BMD-4M

The airborne combat vehicles had their hull sides seriously reinforced

Did they stopped carrying half a ton of high explosives in the hull?
It may be one of secrets of that exagarated Bradleys survivability, its hard to be blown up by 25mm amunition explosion

nafo arty status?

did jewlensky just turn off discord
all my frens are in it

is this where the famous mosquito tactics were developped

fat

discord established a weight check on login, you didnt pass.

lil' Marco will be present there.

real? Well, at least he has the decency to pay his respects

oh wait you meant Rubio?

Kino

THD will happen
I think that's the plan
Like hohols should behave like pigs during the holydays and it will give us a justification to kalibrate them for good

This guy is starting to remind me of Putin with how slow he is. Will he set up a contractual war with his "partners' too?

I did.

Marco

doubt. jewmutts got their deal with hohols, now watch another 360 turn.

In Ukraine, work is underway to install Spanish Guardian combat modules on Soviet-style armored vehicles, - Militarnyi

spanish wunderwaffens

The Ukraine was known as Little Russia.

something for your thoughts

what's his opinion on nigger-infested mcdonalds tho?

so whats up with that drone footage showing russians sending injured soldiers walking on crutches into battle?
that seems pretty fucked and more importantly desperate

Russia is just trying to revive slapstick comedy

When are they sending him to the battlefield?

RCH 155

how do you remotely dig out a wheeled SPG stuck in the mud?

Doesn't the Russian forward observers video from Toretsk this week confirm that UMPK is no longer effective? They were using a laser designator.

You guys think we'll see more action from best Korea?

If its true that Kim offered NK troops to Russia, there's nothing stopping him from offering to send a detachment of them to Ukraine. Unless the West threatenes to sanction Russia and Korea, of course.

I had a guaranteed military sale with ED 209 - renovation program, spare parts for twenty-five years... Who cares if it worked or not?

Robocop described the MIC grift perfectly

unironically soon, within the next 4 to 10 years
youtube.com/watch?v=iqDF8iX7SZs

"The most beautiful thing in McDonald’s are the black dicks you can suck in the toilet" — Quote by Andy Warhol

Echem, that's an ekranoplan, not a plane.

inb4 Dana white creates a UFC league with robots
He will of course pretend like he was the first one with the idea and ignore that Robot Wars existed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Wars_(TV_series)

so whats up with that drone footage showing ukranny transitioning by fire?
that seems pretty fucked and more importantly desperate

rifle that requires more maintenance than its replacement

even some zogbots area starting to see its true purpose

the best conversation we ever had

That's a pretty low bar to clear

I hope kyiyiyiyiv eats a few iskandars when bong or muttoid politicians are there

drone me again please

I member when madyar fucks played with napalm-like stuff and every hohol thought is funny.

But not Krocus? Or Kursk? Or Bryansk?

fucking sunniggers retard they cant even handle some alawites and druze now fuckers want to fuck around near iraq border, iran would definitely attack them with thei iraqi shia paramilitary

*with their

Is 3 days now? Fucking hell, the old cuckold surpassed himself.

Happy caturday frenZ!

Z!

The fat muslim woman:

awoovement never stops!

good day fren and chug and happy caturday

Art of the deal

Bibi

I read they are sending the ambassador to russia

Happy caturday fren!!!!!

merry kotlet day good sar

US and EU are pumping Ukraine full of so many billions of military and non military aid these countries might as well be at war with Russia.

The people inside western European countries are generally extremely ignorant of both history and also the present.

This is first time is history when naval drone shoots down a jet.

Now pidors can be proud of not only being the first to lose strategic bombers in war, also being the first in losing a jet to naval drone.

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HUUUUUGE PEREMOGA RUZZIA LOSES ONE (1) PLANE!!!! SLAPPY UKRAINY!

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Yeah, probably posting some prisoner execution can help you with cope but it won't change the fact.
From making jokes about Ukrainian "mosquito fleet" to losing your black sea pidor fleet, running away from Crimea, and losing jets to drones in Hobopidorsk.

losing your black sea pidor fleet

the truth is that for all its screeching, Ukraine was unable to more than slightly dent the SSM capability of the BSF.
Oh and I suspect your claims of "Russian strategic bomber downed" are equally bloated and fanciful.

Saaaaar, pidor fleet ran away from Crimea saaaaar.
Saaar, there is no marine traffic at Crimea at all now saaaaaar.
Saar, they just lost a jet to naval drone, saaaar.
Saaaaar, looks like they didn't tell you how pidors lost Tu-22M3.

So no, they didn't "lose the Black Sea Fleet" and you've yet to show any proof Ukraine downed a Tu-22M3

NOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! WE BLEW UP ONE (1) RUZZIAN PLANE YOU DONT NEED TO DRAFT ME AHHHHHHHH

Huge peremoga!
Also you better run from Ukraine if the piggers will continue to behave so pig
Nothing will happen to you after all of this, right?

Nothing will happen to you after all of this, right?

You will get bombed on your pidor parade after this, so something will happen.

what if i kissed a russian girl

Oh, look, it's a hohol-pidor. How many your dead relatives today?

You will get bombed on your pidor parade after this, so something will happen.

Well, Zelensky is stupid enough, here's hoping he tries something like that.

india should be chinese

Pissfire status ziggers? KEEEKKKKK

india should be chinese

lol we like heated discussions about politics too much to give that up

Baker?
Baker?
Wake up you bastard

if someone doesn't bake I'll emergency bake and then 20% of next bread will be people on the fainting couch

china with indian characteristics
come back home, india
everything will be fine

just imagine what the re-education camps would look like for 1.5 billion people
it's worth it to be chinese just for that alone

New thread

Heh

whats the kerch bridge doing pidor