/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ONE STEP CLOSER TO MAHA EDITION

*AHEM*

AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo~!
that is all

They were WHAT IN THE WHAT?!

Trump impeachment incoming 2027

What an interesting day
WTF based

How about we make it a law to label all non-organic food, and food without a label is default organic.

Do you guys ever think it was a mistake to elect stupid people to run the government?

There's a lot of base chemicals in petroleum that can b extracted and modified into more valuable products.

MAGA

Yes, the Americans should not have elected Bidet and co.

Am I welcome here if I believe MAGA > MIGA?

Wait Tyson produces THIS?
No way am I boycotting them.
How will I feed my family?

Yes, Biden was terrible.
Such as?
Well, technically, petroleum is organic so there's your first loophole.

I haven't eaten any of those for over a decade since they got really bad during the King Nigger years.

Taste funny
Feels funny in the mouth
Smells funny.

Yep, Bill Clinton, Bush Sr/Jr and Obama damaged the country to astronomical levels

way to awee

You mean like Chuck Schumer?

A nice future.

i'll try sir, but it looks like the Covenant worked pretty hard to lock it down

no, this is patrick

How you guys lurking while the trannies continue their meltdown?

work went well

buy more stocks

hit the gym

fuck yeah chest day

got my sets

after this i'm going to buy a steak

gonna catch up on Kagurabachi and want Vtubers before bed

Life is cozy
And yes to all you discord trannies, you will never be a woman
No one will ever love you
Kill yourself :D

Purge all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!

Remember that our Trump movement's roots are in the Tea Party.
Any Republican old enough to run for office will hold beliefs indicative of a Tea Party past.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!

Full voting guide: nopaste.net/bUAhO3PSq8
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Ukrainian War explanation: pastes.io/ukraine-explanation

Endorsements for upcoming referenda:
May 6 Ohio: No.

8% of American women are now on onlyfans and over 40% of them are being passed around as fuckbuddies. We need to CRUSH degeneracy!

Real pretty, friend of yours?

No, we just met

Russian "Plan B" for Ukraine basically means reducing it to the European version of post Soviet war Afghanistan, total loss of infrastructure. Europe will be totally destroyed by millions of Ukranian refugees.

If the war can't be ended peacefully in a way that ethnic Russians end up with Russia in the end, well they will do what they must to protect their people from persecution, repression and genocide

Here's our list to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Cayman Islands
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Montserrat
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Bermuda
16. Clipperton Island
17. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Ross Dependency
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha
25. French Polynesia
26. Pitcairn Islands
27. Wallis & Futuna
28. Canada
29. Greenland
30. British Antarctic Territory
31. Peter I Island
32. Marie Byrd Land

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would become COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. (Western) Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Solomon Islands
5. Kiribati
6. Cuba
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu
13. Cook Islands (joint US-NZ control)
14. Niue (joint US-NZ control)
15. Tuvalu (joint US-Australia control)
16. Costa Rica
17. Panama
18. Iceland

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

By gaining territory, we gain GLORY!

This is a really good news, americans.
Keep up the good work and you will even be allowed to export in the European Union one day

Yes, that's why I voted Trump.

Monroe Doctrine with Trumpian Characteristics

The problem is I can't see NATO forcing Russia off the land with all the natural resources

Nice to see tuvalu ain't sink yet

Shill bros...wtf. Trump is insulting our sacred corporations who look after our best interests...he thinks he can become a respectable mcdonalds worker?!?!? This...this is heresy of the highest order. This is blasphemy. T-THIS IS SPARDA!!

It's McOver...

chemical permutations are p cool des

shills: nooo don't celebrate! You're suppose to be upset and fight for shitsreal and indias war!!!! Stop bullying China you fucking MAGATS YOU CANT SAY THE N WAR OR CALL OUT LYING JEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The shills are so upset at their failure to stop Trump, that they resorted to calling everyone a jew. Hahaha!

Asphalt for one

shills: haha it's over for Trump!!!

Supposedly it's been over for eight years according to shills. Also shills.

shills: YOU FUCKING MAGATS IMMA KILL YOU AND YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEE(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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I just got here some minutes ago as you can tell. How mad are the shills today? It's nice to see them bump /ptg/ for free.

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I could shit in a diaper and it would look, smell, and taste the same.

MAGA

I don't consume any of these. It should be noted that cancer petroleum is in junk food like chips and popcorn.

MAGA

they feel the need to advertise since Trump said TCNBAW. sad.

Don't forget the tranime angel
On Anon Babble of all sites
Like imagine larping against yourself as a tranny

Everyone knows your a tranny
You know we know you're a tranny
But you still pretend its convincing when you go

"you anime loving tranny migapide kike lovers are fucked now that drumf/blumf/plimf is [insert new cope here]"

You KNOW no one is falling for this. But you still keep at it

Its like when you keep going

"I'm a woman! I'm a woman!"

No you're not lol
Just repeating yourself doesn't make it true

bumping last bread

AFaggot post

GIGA HAPPENING

WAS THE PAPAL PROPHECY CORRECT?

POPE FRANCIS WAS ‘PETER THE ROMAN’ AKA THE LAST POPE ACCORDING TO PROPHECY

Is the prophecy in the bible

Stephen Miller could be next National Security Advisor.
m.youtube.com/shorts/s-auFozr4xw

Why would God make the coming of the end times be this obvious? Is the 3rd temple even built yet?

I don't eat goyslop

unfortunately many natural dyes are made from bugs.

Based

Hey ptg...

WTF theirs been motor oil in my tendies all this time

best timeline

Former Housing Official: U.S. Government Has Built a $21 TRILLION Underground City for the Wealthy and Powerful to Live If a “Near-Extinction Event” Occurs

thegatewaypundit.com/2025/05/former-housing-official-u-s-government-has-built/

'sup
politics?

may I see it?

I'm going to become anorexic.

food dyes

HUGE WIN

WHAT ABOUT THE VACCINES, BRENDA???!!! WHAT ABOUT THEM VACCINES???!!!
WHAT WAS ROBERT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY DO???!!! BRENDA!!!!!

Our food is really bad for us there's no denying it, at least we're getting changes

No it’s a catholic prophecy by Saint Malachy

Did the synagogue slaughter those heifers?

Stephen Miller shouldn't be in government.

des i'm beginning to think

prophecy

is merely a way of telling people what to do with extra steps
brb making quatrains

Watch the Dems start shilling for goyslop now

the vaccines are coming, this food dye stuff was done in march and now it's rippling down to the private companies

Any Trump news today?

Pee pee poo poo
I'm glad Steven upsets you

the 3rd temple doesnt technically need to be built

the jews could just build a tabernacle and begin the sacrifices again

the end of the daily sacrifice is all thats prophesied, that and him sitting in the holy place and calling himself god

In my opinion they already were when they opposed RFK's nomination.

petroleum based food dye

That sounds like the sort of shit chinks scoop out of the street gutter to deep-fry dogs and rats in

“cochineal extract” or “carmine” use dried bugs to enhance pink or reddish colors in foods. Cochineal bugs are used today to color many things including food, beverages, and cosmetics.

Why does he have this fucked up voice.

I saw that he wants to make student loan debt the University's problem so he can do some jewish financial warfare to make it impossible for them to receive future federal funding due to nigger credit score levels.

star to gorge itself on clay
believing it is child's play
not knowing the breakaway,
repeats mistakes of yesterday

Lol coomerpole was called out so hard he logged off for the night

Sup Faggot
Its dangerous to go alone take this!

you love tacos and you know it

Hahahahahahahahahaha, i like how everyone is against that retard

Based crackers helping pushing the percentage higher

Tacobell is fucking trash though, i had the disgrace to eat that slop when i went to LA many years ago

and those are healthier that the ones made with petroleum

Not only do I take every bad thing I said about Hegeseth back, I've come to like him because his cuts to the military are a godsend right now.

Man did my job for me basically. "Operational success ensured for sure".

Only the closeted leaf who posts muscle girls likes him

I like dye's from berries more.
Using berries will incentivize a market to form around the purchase of excess stock instead of destroying it. You can get pinks from Blackberries and Blueberries. We don't have to give mexico more business.

idols speak and move about,
during middle eastern drought
inb4 us blackout,
inter-jewish falling out

Mollusks

he has a neurological disorder called spasmodic dysphonia

Sometimes it relents and he sounds just like his father and uncle

So he is looking to stop universities from handing out loans to people who cannot pay it back, essentially?

I boycot them without knowing. Except chicken. I probably got a tyson if it was cheap, I don't know. Maybe not, though. I buy local.

for the deep reds it has to be the cochineal extract. that was the easiest way Spain got it's red and later France and the UK on the 16th century

his best lawyer left him

potential jurors are SA victims

I'd say he's cooked, but he's still powerfully rich and famous.

MAKE TENDIES FOOD AGAIN

THEY BEEN POISONING THE FRENS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Speaking of chinks, what if I told you that many chinks have their hair shaved and that ricenigger hair was turned into a chemical that is too present in bread at the store?

black flag flies above the dome
maybe all roads lead to rome
under paris, catacomb
somebody's vacation home?

You know you can get a lot of lore accurate Halo battles down through Arma 3?

Awooing.

Yea.
There's a possibility it can still backfire since all the DEI people forced a demand for their gender studies degrees through racketeering if we're going to take to heart what the Sweet Baby Inc. jewess has said in the past.

They can still get their loans since so many corporations around the planet are in desperate need for Chief Diversity Officers.

I am so happy right now because I basically realized that I'm going to get every single thing I want in the end and the world will look as I intended it to look in the end no matter what happens now.

I can finally say "I WON" after today because I can't alter any more circumstances to alter the probability of certain outcomes manifesting.

It's almost 2AM in Poland.

dragon's belly dripping water
but these girls are getting hotter
imports re: imprimatur
never mind -- but here's a blotter

Based. And don’t forget all these naturalized citizen radical judges were rubber stamped by the GOP surrender monkeys

you have to be really drunk to enjoy Taco Smell, and sadly I've been that drunk way too many times.

He buck breaks the MSM

RFK Jr is going to improve the quality of frozen tendies that are sold???
Wow. Amazing. So glad I voted for Trump
Make Tendies Great Again!

Idk why you idiots need to call people names. Really takes away from your main point.

I went to a McDonalds in the Bronx at around 9:00 PM, not only was it overpriced, but the place doubled as a homeless shelter. That's so nice for McDonalds!

Wtf. Is that true? Link

Dell Taco is the superior taco slop place. It used to be the other way around. Del Taco's meat slop is still stuck in 2010 so there's still meat instead of it being 100% brown water.
Also their burgers are good. Imagine Burger King without that salty sewage aftertaste.

voices calling in a silence
everyone will hear
makes you wonder who will say
'hold on, hold my beer'

MTGA
MAKE TENDIES GREAT AGAIN
PLEASE MR PRESIDENT

Well, it would be good for schools to have some responsibility in the programs they run, and the promises they make to students. As for the gender study degrees and Chief Diversity Officers, they are a very new and unnecessary part of business that could very quickly see its end.

You can just do things.
It's called L-cysteine.
lindagoeseast.com/2013/11/17/chinese-hair-made-into-bread/
nutrimill.com/blogs/life-in-healthy-balance/surprising-ingredient-alert-theres-human-hair-in-store-bought-bread

I really hope libtard makes a comeback.
it was such a great term.
also söyboy needs to come back, it was subverted by Anon Babble out of being awesome

Typical/pol/ halftruth

It's real

Wtf. That's disgusting. Is this in other foods too?

they are a very new and unnecessary part of business that could very quickly see its end.

I hope so. They're all playing the waiting game until 2028.
They're doing that thing that Japanese people do where they get shoved into a broom closet to do nothing but pretend to be busy and are still on payroll.

A JD victory will starve them the fuck out.

Why is this nigger slurping up so many resources and doing nothing? They're listed as a Chief Engineer and they just eat and make TikToks all day?

I'm doing A5 day fast I'm getting gout again

a rock will stand on seven hills
if the rock so wills
but sentient rocks do not exist
outside mental thrills

Why do you say that?

was wondering why the thread is so dead

was hanging out in the old one half an hour after the bake

Don't tell anyone, it's too embarrassing.

I don't know yet.

Fucking based. I hope people do comparisons so we can see how worthless synthetic dyes are.

We all have our moments fren

This your moment?

He's too antisemitic

what do you mean! he's jewish!

Well that doesn't make sense because he's a jew

bear will leave its cave forever

rod and ring will strike

fruit is hanging low in this:
the eternal kike

It's a convenient disguise

black people cant be racist

you guys are being ignorant

This old bald nigger is super angry because Trump is ruining his life's work and money.

self hating jews are a thing that jews talk about

what do you mean! you can't disguise your jewishness!

if it's not made out of hair, it's made out of E. coli

This is actively disgusting and should be completely prohibited.

Can you share your thoughts on that in more detail?

a jew can hate other jews

your line is retarded

What is he dressed up as you fucking retard?

Didn't have Matt Walsh giving no fucks on my bingo card

it entirely depends on if they are still hiring illegals when we have people dying in the streets. working w/ Kennedy is a good 1st step.

why isn't he banning anything

Kek, early life doesn't say he's a Jew but this is nearly as bad.

He banned red40 dye

I THROW MY HANDS UP DURING THE CONCESSIONS AAAAAAAAAAAA

That could be another reason for Trump tariffs. Increase the costs of business forcing companies to lean-out and cut unnecessary costs so they can stay competitive. Eventually, companies will be forced to deal with their DEI costs.

probably wants to get fired since everyone who leaves that jew shithole winds up doing better

I've been eating a lot of soup and losing weight because of it. I highly recommend taking the soup-pill. Soup is MAGA, without a doubt.

Why do all neo con boombooms look like clones?

Maybe they are all bred from the same egg

They're taking it seriously.

was biden technically
i'm hoping its because big lobbyist putting up more of a fight than expected but jack kruse said some shit about bobby on a podcast thats kind of got me worried the guy does have schmuley in contacts

Any soup in particular you enjoy?

how did i miss it
files.catbox.moe/d1fkss.webm

Didn't have Matt Walsh giving no fucks on my bingo card

He's done what now? Or, not done what now lol

x.com/TrvthfvlTreason/status/1919511030020845933

they got rid of one of the 37 poison ingredients! God bless America. now we can focus on sending more money to Israel!

503997873

donald trump is the antichrist

Reminder

Ugh who's that guy tweeting he seems insufferable, is he an ironic follow?

I do a chicken veg w/ rice

2x chicken stock
1 bag frozen veg
1/2 pound cooked shredded chicken
1 cup rice

Throw in pot, heat until boiling, then let simmer for 20 min.

its awoovement

reminder that you suck at rhyming

/ptg/ does not rhyme with shilling

Canny move.

Anyone with flags in their name is an insufferable faggot. It's all virtue signaling

Trump reshitposts a nearly decade old shitpost

Indelibly based

A random woketard that popped up in my feed.

I predict RFK Jr. will have as little effect on Health and Human Services as Betsy Duvos had on the Department of Education in Trump's first term.

DRUMFP

just learned today that Pam Bondi was the one who brought charges against George Zimmerman

oh fuck, oh my fucking fuck, why is it impossible to get a good AG?

Pam Bondi is window dressing, she is a completely failure.
Basically Kamala Harris as VP. She spends all her time giving sound bites to fox and that's it

portnoy is such a bitch. was he being ironic when he said he was shaking? does he not know memes?

What do you mean 2x chicken stock do you mean the c chicken stock cartons?

The only change I'd make to this delicious soup would be perhaps using fresh veg and uncooked chicken with bone in and not in stock but I'm water with stock added and no rice. Takes longer but that's traditional chicken soup to me. Your recipe seems way more fast to make though

NEW

anything big happen today? I haven't been paying attention

and the shitskin groyper thought he was being clever. I know hispanic men without clue of their ancestry more than their parents that are whiter than that creatura

a terrifyingly poor choice of footwear for the beach

No just mad faggots

That looks like a pajeet

It was scary to learn that boasberg could appoint his own successor if Ed's appointment is held off long enough

the jews could just build a tabernacle and begin the sacrifices again

John 8:33
they were never Israelite.
the Edomites only wanted the temple in order to generate wealth from money changing. they have zero interest in actually using a temple or tabernacle at all for Mosaic Law burnt sacrifices, never did.

since the Pharisees never worshiped Yahweh, and don't actually follow Mosaic Law, they would never think to keep that Israelite tradition alive.
they do only enough to keep pretending to be people that they are not.

She told Scott to appoint a special counsel specifically because she didn't want her office involved lol

I prefer Hentons™ Wetbeef myself.

It's intentional.

Anon, of course you bring charges when it's one witness and one dead person in a common area. The case needs to air, else the family on both sides ends up wondering, and for the society you get guys who start making it a goal to shoot someone.

but he told them what happened

Yes, and it's, in part, when evidence isn't obvious, the job of a jury to decide if it's the truth you're telling.
George, outside of a mad 24/7 cycle, was served by having his name cleared. So was Travon.

I love how Hentons killed their beef humanely with lethal injections

please don't encourage him. Also I saw a story that you'd possibly be interested in. Hang on a second..

It doesn't change the fact that she is a terrible AG, she is in it for the fame not justice.

You stabbed your dad and he lived.
He's the anti-christ

you didn't know?

I thought everyone knew

Two of these bad boys. Full sodium, of course.

And I like frozen veg. I reckon its higher quality. And yah, it is fast, but tastes good. I started souping beginning of April and I'm down about 6-7 pounds.

There was enough ambiguity at the time that a trial would've been necessary no matter what. The general vibe inside the Florida GOP was that they didn't want anyone with a political future directly involved because no matter which way it went it was going to be a shitshow, hence the special counsel and dumping it down to some nobody prosecutors.

And they were fucking right, there is not a single normal person in Sanford, Florida, between people calling into court from their beds, the ESL Chinese coroner who refused to answer questions, and Jaffa, I can see why nobody important on either side of the aisle wanted their name on that case.

Is there any papers for people changing their politics and views depending on the time of day?

Based Jaffa

I don't get this. Why is RFK involved... ?

wtf I love red 40 dye

anyway, here
usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/05/05/beached-whale-hilton-head-island-euthanized/83458691007/

Its the best dye. I want to be red-hot mad right now, but it is no longer possible :(

Red 40 keeping me big

Presumably the FDA wants to bring lawsuits against corpofood or big pharma in the DC circuit.

Chudbros it's time to meme this vid into public consciousness the time is ripe

every board?

Every real life contact

Uh no we'll wait for a saviour.

Saviour is ourselves

youtube.com/watch?v=P426JRipmaU

Did anyone let RFK know? He may want the head

words Words WORDS

Taking big pharma to court would be so big dick I don't think the public is ready for it.
I am though, fuck those faggots up. If the government is gonna do it though they better win.

May be the trial of the century
I hope they bankrupt pharma for their COVID scam too

Hi

American democracy

oh shut the fuck up, thats freemason democracy in general.

tyson

i bet the start using cricket powder for dye.

you vill eat ze bugs and you vill like it

niggercattle btfo
vaxxcattle btfo (picrel)

Disgusting grifters in this thread

going to be real with you, some combination of the apple paste, diet and a boredom so intense it may soon manifest physically like a stand has caused my sex drive to crater harder than the colour out of space despite the overall increase in steady energy.
and whats worse is that im actually pretty ok with that since ive longed to slay the 10.9 inch (bone pressed) beast.
over all though im better, im getting even more than what i voted for and the shills are switching narratives like dilators, and for the same reasons.
anyway, nn for like 175 mins frens

shits gonna go down huh. feels like a lot of shit is going to start hitting soon. like opposition is just listless because it's intentionally rudderless.

Grifters

see leaf this is why the whole world hates you

subscribe to my podcast to find out how to block them.

Meanwhile in Canada everyone is so goddamn miserable and schizophrenic it feels like I'm in emo Alice in Wonderland.

I'm the top leaf

Daily reminder that Trump has never signed a bill "making it illegal to boycott israel."
There is a long-standing bill being renewed that makes it illegal to receive FOREIGN FUNDING to boycott ANY country with which the US is in good-standing. As an individual or a company not receiving such money, you can boycott anyone you want to, and Trump has never attempted to prevent this.
SHILLS
FUCKING
LIE

National Socialism.

Shills sure remind me a lot of demons

Just had a horrible fight with the gf
There's a weird energy today

Newsweek's coverage of the bill was my favorite

MAGA leaders kill bipartisan bill meant to protect Israel and stop antisemitism

petroleum dyes

in your food

who could have been behind this

the demons remind me of another entity...

I had hoped they would disappear when Trump cut USAID and annihilated their funding.

It's too bad we appear to be stuck with them

I had hoped they would disappear when Trump cut USAID and annihilated their funding.

(((Soros))) has deep pockets.

today

It's been like this for a long time. I don't even think the soviets were this fucked in the head from gaslighting. It's like people are trying to look for reasons to get pissed off at something.

Also for (you)

Ever heard of TMI? That's TMI. But I'm glad the 2x rule is still in use, even when you're old.

youtu.be/ayJ7f-zpN1Y

Damn bitch you live like this?

Boomers and trust fund kiddies fund them.

Trump banned gain of function research. Winning. Fuck China and their lab made flu. Jail Fauci

Post Moodes!

Who is that guy?

Jail

I have a better idea, but I can't type it.

You don't think the US is the only group with shills?

A twink!

Back just in time. Still baking.

Alright one more

No I mean Mudes!

late

nice

What do you guys think of Trump appointing Stephen Miller to the Supreme Court? John Roberts is pretty much 70 years old already and Trump better not let Federalist Society anywhere near him after backstabbing him with Amy, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh

I'm never going to be able to look a bread again without thinking of chinese hair

That would be great. Justice Miller
Hopefully kagan or sotomayor dies soon

Go now

One step at a time. The frog must be boiled slowly

at this point it`s a habit for them.
a way to give meaning to their life.

Self-awareness status: 0%

How come this French fag has not been arrested for having a Korean wife who was spying for South Korea?

Rick Scott pushed Pam Bondi after Gaetz decided to give up. Reminder that during this point in time, Rick Scott was still trying to win enough votes to be Senate Majority Leader. I guess Trump was thinking that Rick Scott would repay the favor in the future but unfortunately, Thune became Senate Majority Leader

Bad idea since the DC Circuit is like 99% Anti Trump and the DC Circuit should never existed in the first place.

eraser is actually included

tastykino