/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #17268

Day: 1167 — Daily battlefield assessment: isw.pub/UkraineConflictUpdatesISW

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Ukrainian naval drone shot down a Russian Su-30 fighter jet using a modified R-73 air-to-air missile

Ammunition seen detonating after a Ukrainian drone strike in Saki, Crimea, where a Russian air base is located

F-16s pulled from U.S. boneyard are being delivered to Ukraine for spare parts

The US has approved first $50M arms sale to Ukraine through direct commercial sales (DCS)

The Security Service of Ukraine prevented the murder of activist and volunteer Serhiy Sternenko and detained the attacker

US and Ukraine have signed a minerals deal

russia officially admitted to using North Korean soldiers in Kursk

Zelensky met with Trump, Macron, Starmer, Meloni, Ursula von der Leyen in the Vatican

US has privately offered security guarantees to the coalition of the willing that London is calling for regarding Ukr

The son of the deputy director of the CIA was killed in Ukraine while fighting for russia

Another Car Bombing: Deputy Chief of the General Staff of the russian Armed Forces, Major General Yaroslav Moskalik was killed

Car Explosion in Bryansk: Leading russian Designer of Electronic Warfare Systems Killed

rusniggers bomb civilians in Kyiv, at least 12 dead and 80 injured

Large explosions took place in the 51st GRAU ammunition depot near Mosqueow

Germany’s chancellor-in-waiting Friedrich Merz says he’s willing to send Taurus missiles to Ukr

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Gay nigger shill thread

TZD

Total humongous melanin rich individual death

TZD

Transmutably then, In the Name of Saturn-Eloah,
Those who bless Ukraine are blessed,
As those who curse Ukraine are cursed, Selah.

Amen, so mote it be.

Good thing you specified humongous, otherwise you'd be calling for the death of at least half of Russia's population (Russians are too poor to be humongous)

It’s the opposite, cheaper food gets you obese

cofi status?

And no food makes you a malnourished manlet, like most Russians

TZD

maybe something happening

Did you read the cult of Saturn book ?

pure Tetkinography

brace for massive shill wave

second cup in coming

Rich with fat useless niggers, please. And some sugar

I’m still puzzled by 10k of 150cm nork gnomes completely dismembering 70k elite Ukrainian soldiers in kurks. What happened?

tetKINO is coming

he thinks that's what happened

The gooks are a nothingburger that got raped by drones

completely dismembering

According to the state, that proclaims more HIMARS systems destroyed that allies even provided? :D

Slow and steady, towards 1 million we go

But nafoxissies told me Putin needed them to save his face? Explains why 70k got ardenned then

Nafo troons, i kneel

More fat niggers hung themselves than in the previous three years. Computational linguistics lol, holy shit go compute a forklift eblan

man, you are litteraly having a mental breakdown atm, just turn off the pc and go touch grass
it is starting to look sad

one third left

Ukrainian forces struck the HQ of Russia’s 6th Motorized Rifle Division near Bakhmut, the General Staff reports. The strike significantly disrupted Russian command capability in the Pokrovsk direction. Russian losses are being clarified.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1918932899505537069

Explains why 70k got ardenned then

But they didn't.
Anyway, could you explain to me why Russians constantly rape each other in the ass? Please enlighten me on your fascinating culture

mfw 1260 dead rusniggers a day now qualify as "slow and steady"

monke about to blush on the parade

He knows what I’m talking about

they don't even get issued a vpn nowadays?

Another transvictory for Ukraine I guess? Not bad

A Ukrainian strike hit the “Strela” plant in Bryansk, which makes electronics for Russia’s military industry. Warehouses and offices in Suzemka were damaged.
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pic 2
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video
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niggers hung themselves

You're talking about Russians, right?

At least they doubled down on brooming.

Coffee made in moka pot with sugar and a spoon of ice cream. I like ice cream instead of milk/cream. Cheers for THD.

i am talking about you
you are litteraly having a mental breakdown, or in some sort of psychotic state, normal person wont be spending days doing what you are doing

Putin says Russia hasn’t had to use nuclear weapons in Ukraine — and “hopefully won’t need to.”

He claims Russia has enough forces and means to finish the “special operation” without them.
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Destruction of another Russian Z-tank.
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litter.catbox.moe/lqjmib.mp4

gloves status?

eyebrow status?

ass status?

Daily NOELreports retweet spam. Like clockwork.

Bumping based russophobic thread? But that’s a good activity

kek cry at your shitty tanks

over three years, you must be joking

Ukraine's intel chief Budanov says two Russian Su-30SMs were downed by AIM-9 missiles fired from a Magura-7 drone boat — the first-ever use of air-to-air missiles from a USV.

This contradicts Zelensky’s version, where the second jet was allegedly hit during a strike on military facilities in occupied Crimea.

twz.com/news-features/two-russian-su-30-flankers-downed-by-aim-9s-fired-from-drone-boats-ukrainian-intel-boss
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russophobic

man....

There could be a wumao army of three moscows urging you to stop being a fat nigger and get a proper job yet you wouldn’t budge. Maybe it’s not a me problem but…

Today, Russia held a children’s Victory Day parade — kids are systematically being indoctrinated with "special military operation" propaganda.
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litter.catbox.moe/hwkscj.mp4

What’s your take on 150 pbtid news bot? Rumor has it he’s surinamese

gloves status?

Ukraine still exists on a map.

eyebrow status?

No idea.

ass status?

Sorry ass nigger Ukraine still exists on a map.

The Strela transformer plant in Bryansk’s Suzemka is burning, confirmed by local residents and the regional governor.

Strela specializes in producing transformers, autotransformers, and reactors, serving key sectors such as defense, aerospace, electronics, and research. This plant has already been targeted in past attacks in November 2024 and December 2023.
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litter.catbox.moe/615l8m.mp4

It's really hard to argue with actual mental illness, trust me.

russophobic

Much like the term "transphobic," this is not an insult.
It is completely natural, normal, and good to hate things that are disgusting, like ziggers or jeets.

In Washington, a "Immortal Regiment" march was allowed—Russians paraded from the White House to the WWII Memorial chanting "Victory" and "We wish you health."

Ukrainian and pro-Ukraine activists were present, holding signs in support of Ukraine to remind Americans that Russia is a terrorist state.
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litter.catbox.moe/tolflf.mp4

rare sight, I thought they're exclusively down to scooters and donkeys
I'll compensate by poasting weaboo images don't worry

Hungary’s PM Orban makes it clear: "Without Hungary, Ukraine won’t join the EU." He stressed that his country's position isn’t decided in Kyiv or Brussels.

"Every Hungarian will express their opinion on this issue, whether you like it or not."
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Obesity isn’t a mental illness but partially it is. Victim mentality won’t make you any less of a fat nigger driving forklifts for a living doe

TETOKINO

Slovakia's PM Fico announces plans to attend the May 9th Victory Parade in Moscow, despite recent health rumors. Fico also called Zelensky's statement that Ukraine cannot ensure the safety of politicians at celebrations in Moscow a threat.

dennikn.sk/minuta/4616361/
x.com/NOELreports/status/1918949586640437323

rare sight,

but still cook as well

дaвaи дaвaи!

Victim mentality

I think it is more like easy grift for them as long as Ukraine stays the current thing.

burn zigger burn
katsap inferno
burn zigger burn
burn the moskal down

Awesome, it's not like Ukraine's got a losing record for offensives or anything!

NOELreports

kek

Clarification: Budanov confirmed the crew of the first Su-30 survived and was rescued by a civilian vessel in the Black Sea. As for the second plane, preliminary reports indicate its crew did not survive.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1918950062278795615

youtube.com/watch?v=Zouyo57d4dk

Remindee that this anon is a pedophile.

Does anyone have a translation of Strelkov's latest doompost? I heard it mentioned a couple of times, but I can't find a source.

Zelensky spoke with Australian PM Anthony Albanese, thanking him for continued support and discussing Ukraine's needs, including air defense and strengthening the AFU. The leaders also focused on the importance of releasing prisoners and agreed to stay in constant contact.
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The first image of the Magura V7, equipped with AIM-9 Sidewinders, which shot down 2 Russian Su-30SM jets in the Black Sea.

navalnews.com/naval-news/2025/05/first-image-of-ukraines-sidewinder-armed-magura-v7-surface-drone/
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Putin claims Russia was "forced" to support Crimea and Sevastopol in 2014, calling it the right decision. Despite sanctions, he says Russia made strong progress. He admits Russia wasn't prepared for the Special Military Operation, hoping for a peaceful resolution in Donbas but claiming the other side acted differently. He also insists Russia was deceived by the Minsk agreements. This narrative has been pushed by Russia for years.
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One second, I have it.

NOELreports

kek

Make sure not to post it as a screencap fat nigger

kek

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the anglos, we can blame the weather, we can praise the efforts of the hohols but the truth is it's simply not enough. Metodichka, dedovshchina you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Putin and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the Summer conscription window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next campaign season either, or our chances of conquering Kharkov. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /uhg/? Shoigu #IN or #OUT?

You lefties are in for a nasty surprise when you learn these videos aren’t the Russians, but the faggot breakaway civilization that is conquering our planet.

This guy got off easy because he was in a war. You will be going to a grim sex prison with the most advanced medical facilities on earth.

A more recent narrative is that the ukraine isnt a corrupt worthless shithole scamming everyone like it has for the last 30 years. No russian ever took my money

Slovak PM Robert Fico says he’s not backing down — he will go to Moscow for the May 9 Victory Day parade.

Shrugging off warnings from Zelensky, Fico called Ukraine’s reaction “unheard of” and added: “I won’t change my plans because of threats. Zelensky is wrong if he thinks no foreign leaders will show up.”
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youtube.com/watch?v=ewlH4Wti-U4

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Igor Strelkov on the futile expectation of a "miracle" from the US, which directly supports Ukraine

Regarding the United States' announcement that they will directly handle the maintenance of F-16 aircraft provided to Ukraine, there is, in principle, not much to comment on. What was bound to happen has happened, and there will be more and more such announcements.
The United States never stopped supporting Ukraine. They have always supported it in the war against the Russian Federation. They carried out the Orange Revolution there, they strengthened the Kyiv regime, they supplied it with weapons, instructors, everything necessary. And there is no reason, nor has there ever been, for the United States, under any president, to abandon its strategy aimed at the exhaustion and collapse of Russia. Only the tactics change; the strategy remains.
What did Trump achieve with his peacemaking statements? The result was that for half a year we expected another "miracle," which, embodied by him, would descend upon the Russian Federation and its president, and that suddenly, magically, all the problems associated with the poorly waged war would be solved without any effort on our part.

Well, as we can see, nothing came of it. Half a year has been lost that could have been used to bring the country into a combat-ready state, so it could actually fight, not just simulate war. Everything must be started anew, only from a much worse starting position.
In fact, we have been seeing this situation since 2014 and 2022, where delays in taking necessary measures constantly worsen our military and economic positions, and the social situation in the country.

It’s my understanding that multiple cold waves have recently hit the USA, Europe, and Russia—likely due to disruptions in the polar vortex and shifts in the jet stream. This widespread cold will undoubtedly affect agriculture and could drive food price inflation. Thoughts?

India has blocked the regulated water flow through the Baglihar Dam on the Chenab River after suspending the Indus Waters Treaty with Pakistan.
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you are right, first time i am seeing someone psychotic posting on Anon Babble, usually it is just shizophrenics or shizoids

Putin says he hopes Russia won't need to use nuclear weapons in Ukraine:

“They wanted to provoke us, to make us slip. There was no need to use [nuclear] weapons — and I hope there won’t be. We have enough forces to bring what we started in 2022 to a logical conclusion with the result Russia needs.”
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2/2

But, fearing negative consequences, primarily for themselves and their fortunes, our elite carefully tries to drag things out [Literal idiom: "pull the cat by the tail"], hoping that something will happen to solve all the problems. No, it won't. Now the US has struck a deal with Ukraine, gotten everything it needs from Ukraine, and will get more, and now it is our turn to pay the price.
But we will now be paying the price in a situation where the United States has firmly positioned itself on Ukraine's side and will defend the interests of its vassal even more fiercely than before. Not to mention that European troops have already been deployed to Ukraine, and fighting will become harder and harder for us with each passing month.

Another initially baseless hope for a miracle—for the wonderful Trump who would solve all problems simply because he is "good"—has failed.
The magician in the blue helicopter didn't arrive. [Note: This is a reference to a well-known Soviet children's song/cartoon ("Cheburashka") where a magician arrives unexpectedly to solve problems and give gifts, often used sarcastically in Russia to refer to unrealistic hopes for external salvation.]

Miracle would be if a fat nigger actually got a well paid job and stopped being miserable. But 33 years is a tad too late for socialising or any major changes in general

Had two cups of pic

ziggers are shutting down mobile internet in moscow on 9th kek

pinya cucked hard

doubt we'll see any significant increase

The problem here is that people are giving chuds labels. Chuds aren't right wing. Chuds are mostly without ideology.

So to put this to a conclusion, I don’t think we’ll see fat nigger changing his life for the better. The war ends, he stays in the shilling business with his trooncord buddies and pretty much learns no lesson from my humble sermon

We have enough forces to bring what we started in 2022

2014*

Actually, they have. You're just a retarded nigger and don't know how to use foreignassistance.gov
Also: you lost, kike
They're getting more than they ever have now that Putin wouldn't make the deal

You are the perfect example of someone who tries really hard to come off as smart but everyone around you can tell you are painfully low iq.

they are losing their shit, because Monke said Kursk was cleared over a week ago with the HELP of NK Gooks, becuase the Second Best army in the World needs help from Kim's army of Yellow face freaks

already through the dragons teeth defenses

UNy6xKvm

Since you seem to be a retarded nigger who shits up the thread with your garbage nigger opinions, how do you feel about your shithole tricking old women into suicide bombing de-mining squads?

2025

not having rusnigger posts hidden

APCs, buses, trucks — everything that moved, now doesn’t. Ukraine’s “Kotyky” special forces struck Russian logistics.
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litter.catbox.moe/xeo6hh.mp4

Ukraine's Vampire drone (aka "Baba Yaga") struck Russian military targets in Belgorod — destroying a mortar position and an underground bunker with tandem and high-explosive munitions.
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litter.catbox.moe/ijp7w2.mp4

based jakobs3in1enjoyer

You mean ukrainian scammers robbing Russian elderly of their savings and coaxing Russian kids into giving up their parents’ money? That’s not cool if you ask me, exploiting vulnerable people to engage in terrorism and stealing their funds is top ukrainian behaviour nobody here speaks about

President Zelensky and First Lady arrived in Czechia for an official visit. Meetings are planned with President Pavel, PM Fiala, parliamentary leaders, defense industry heads, students, and the Ukrainian community.
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Thanks king.

Also I like how he is still ranting about 0 change in the Russian military after 10 years of this conflict. I wonder why that is the case. Almost as if being stuck with a retarded mantlet for 25 years leads to this.

you already wrote similar comment
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/502248167/#502259888

But let's make it a game.
What conservative policies have Shelomov, Trump, Bolsanaro or Orban enacted?

All shitty states how low birth-rates, so they aren't pro family. Have high atheism, so they aren't pro religion, etc

that’s not cool if you ask me

and that's where you are wrong
nice digits btw, witnessed

are those Russians being bombed? no moral argument

A large group of Russians was wiped out by Ukraine’s 3rd Assault Brigade using FPV drops. Russian forces tried to scatter, but FPV eyes are always watching.
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litter.catbox.moe/zvkujm.mp4

Great but what the fuck is the point of using equipment like this and not in the Donbas? just to shit on Jewtin when he says Kursk is all liberated?

been consooming picrelated for the last week, shit's pretty good

Slovak PM Fico complains EU countries are blocking his flight path to Moscow for Victory Day events.

“If they tell you: no, you can’t fly over us — just imagine where we’ve ended up in terms of international relations,” he said, frustrated.
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Ukraine’s Navy spox Pletenchuk says the Kerch Bridge is packed with “illegal tourists” heading into occupied Crimea during May holidays — despite knowing it’s an active war zone.

“If they want to become collateral damage, that’s their choice,” he said, warning strikes will continue.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1918988765260870142

Another initially baseless hope for a miracle—for the wonderful Trump who would solve all problems simply because he is "good"—has failed.

The magician in the blue helicopter didn't arrive. [Note: This is a reference to a well-known Soviet children's song/cartoon ("Cheburashka") where a magician arrives unexpectedly to solve problems and give gifts, often used sarcastically in Russia to refer to unrealistic hopes for external salvation.]

top kek

Putin says he’s constantly thinking about a successor — but insists “the final choice will be up to the Russian people.”

“Anyone without the trust of the people is unlikely to achieve anything serious,” he told Kremlin journalist Zarubin.
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Another Russian radar down. Ukrainian forces destroyed a Russian radar station near Dnipryany, Kherson region.
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High-quality, badass footage: Ukrainian drone with fiber-optic control destroys a Russian bunker from the inside. No signal interference let the operator spot a net at the entrance, maneuver around it, and strike deep into the fortification.

Combat work by Signum unit, 53rd Brigade.
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litter.catbox.moe/s8xmca.mp4

The 31st Brigade repelled multiple Russian assaults in the south on May 3–4. Over 90 killed, 50 wounded, 60+ vehicles destroyed. Attacks failed on all fronts — some Russian troops even tried to surrender.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919018289675571402

litter.catbox.moe/em1wzf.mp4

part 1

The 31st Brigade repelled multiple Russian assaults in the south on May 3–4. Over 90 killed, 50 wounded, 60+ vehicles destroyed. Attacks failed on all fronts — some Russian troops even tried to surrender.

part 2

There's a famous quote: "Wake me up in a hundred years and ask what's happening in Russia now. And I will answer - they drink and steal."

Ukrainian “Steel Border” border guards discovered a hidden Russian fortification near the border and destroyed two Russian shelters with precise FPV drone strikes.
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thank you sar
finally the 80pbtid we needed

TZD

Ukrainian Su-27 strikes continue across all fronts — a battalion HQ and a group of Russian drone operators were wiped out in Novohrodivka by JDAM bombs.
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litter.catbox.moe/ogewhn.mp4

Wake me up in a hundred years and ask me what fat niggers do. I’ll say “complain on 4chins about how cruel life is” and I’ll be absolutely right

Ukraine will receive another Patriot system from Israel by the end of summer after repairs. Talks are underway for one more from Germany or Greece. With 2 out for repairs, new deliveries could raise the total to 10.

nytimes.com/2025/05/04/world/europe/ukraine-russia-war-patriot-systems.html
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You mean ukrainian scammers robbing Russian elderly of their savings

Ah yes: this is the equivalent of tricking babushka and multiple children to deliver IEDs and blow themselves up, and then lie about it.
What makes you different than sandniggers, you retarded subhuman?
At least the sandbaggers are unabashedly open about how the fact that they will utilize women and children.
It suppose it's the quintessential Russian spin on it: act like a subhuman, lie about it, then blame everyone but yourself.
You lost.

and what would cool founding papas(Ben Franklin, Samuel Adams, John Laurens) think of Trump/Musk administration?

A very good day to all my /uhg/ comrades and a gentle reminder that the ukraine is a fake made up country AND rightful USSR clay. Fuck comrades, I have tremendous back pain after spending the extended weekend working on my comfy house at sea. I will definitely not be digging holes after the revolution lmao.

mfw when faggotxio

this is the equivalent of tricking babushka and multiple children to deliver IEDs and blow themselves up, and then lie about it.

Why are ukrainians doing this? Why are they bullying people into carrying explosives to post offices and banks? Why are they telling them to engage in terrorism? That’s dangerous and leads to injuries and deaths, what’s going on?

On the Pokrovsk front, Ukraine’s National Guard units stormed and captured a Russian position — with fire support from an armored personnel carrier.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919037363969282158

litter.catbox.moe/3v3yes.mp4

Wake me up

Wake me up

youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

The Strela transformer plant in Bryansk’s Suzemka is burning, confirmed by local residents and the regional governor.

After today’s UAV strike, the Strela plant in Russia’s Bryansk region has halted operations due to critical damage to its equipment.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919037628063633497

Trump on peace deal for Ukraine: “We’re close with one side, not so much with the other.” He admits hatred runs deep between Zelensky, Putin, and their generals, but says: “I think we have a very good chance to make it happen.”
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919038832852279566

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A Russian BMP-2 spotted completely wrapped in wire mesh — a desperate attempt to shield it from FPV drone strikes. The cage era continues.
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litter.catbox.moe/iladul.png

Every country is made up.

Russian forces attempted to break through Ukrainian defenses with infantry on motorcycles. The assault was repelled by the 12th Special Forces Brigade "Azov" and the 49th Separate Assault Battalion "Carpathian Sich" during a joint operation.
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part 1

Russian forces attempted to break through Ukrainian defenses with infantry on motorcycles. The assault was repelled by the 12th Special Forces Brigade "Azov" and the 49th Separate Assault Battalion "Carpathian Sich" during a joint operation.

part 2

Aftermath of a failed Russian motorcycle assault: the result of desperate, disposable tactics.
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litter.catbox.moe/ygsj0h.mp4

This year, another 1.8 million shells could be supplied as part of the Czech initiative, says Zelensky. The president notes that the Czech artillery initiative is working very well.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919046609381286136

What do you think hits them at 0:58

"Some in Europe are blocking Ukraine's EU path for a better spot at Red Square," Zelensky says.

He adds that Ukraine is ready to open the first negotiation clusters this year, but some individuals are hindering progress for personal political gain, not for the interest of their countries.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919047522871333370

After the revolution gipsies will be sent to camps btw comrade lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The lituania was home to comrade Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October tho comrade, which was like yesterday, which in turn kind of implies it's much faker and more made up than the norm for actual gayropeans countries lmao.
And comrade? What about the people of Milazzo? (it's a subtle italian joke that ends with non gliene frega un cazzo comrade, fyi).

Why are [Ukrainians] bullying people into carrying explosives to post offices and banks?

They aren't. That is what you are doing.
You are lower than a sandnigger and you lost.
I'd tell you to blow your brains out of the back of your skull but seeing as you're more cowardly than even sandniggers, that won't happen.
You'll move through life, if you can call it that, in your shithole filled your fellow asiatic subhuman kin, lying and never being self-aware enough to dispose of yourself like the trash that you are.

I'm sure that was real inside your mind

FPV with anti personnel charge

Zelensky on potential Russian provocations in Moscow on May 9: "We know who they are and what they’re capable of. There's no trust, and while provocations are possible, it's on the Russians. If anyone still believes them, they can test it out themselves."
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919050880352989556

damn, only shills left to join are coco and biege ?

what’s going on?

your nation started a war.

Why did ukrainians do it before the new year festive events in late 2024? /uhg/ posted about it, go figure. Why are they engaging in phone terrorism targeting the elderly and kids?

Zelensky: "Russians should know – we are counting on 3 million artillery shells. This doesn't mean we want a long war, we want it to end."

This statement comes in response to Putin's claim of "inevitable reconciliation" between Ukraine and Russia.
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Because you need to be exterminated, lmao.

Zelensky has announced the establishment of a Ukrainian-Czech F-16 school within the aviation coalition, to be located outside Ukraine due to security reasons.

"We’re working with partners to open these schools outside Ukraine as we continue to face daily Russian strikes," Zelensky said

ukrinform.ua/rubric-polytics/3989208-zelenskij-anonsuvav-stvorenna-ukrainskoceskoi-skoli-f16.html
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What kind of schizo do you think this is

Zelensky criticized Russia’s ceasefire promises, highlighting their broken commitments: "They talk about a partial ceasefire, but today’s assaults are the highest in months. We have no faith in Russia—they break promises to Kyiv and even the USA."
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919055991108260329

Why are they engaging in phone terrorism targeting the elderly and kids?

Because your nation attacked them.

meat wave with motorcycles

You’re a fat nigger who can’t shoot for shit. That’s a bit rich coming from your side, know your place

country is fake.... because movie character is from it

So Italy is fake because Vito Corleone is from Italy?
Russia is fake because Igor is from Russia?

And you're a malding Thumb Pidorashka with multiple personas.

Link the story.

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The 159th Battalion of the 118th Territorial Defense Brigade, operating in the Zaporizhzhia direction, destroying Russian equipment.
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yep, flying the Red banner too, how poetic

he is reposting news articles, what"s wrong with that ?

I dunno. Things HAVE changed - that's just how Russia has always learned, by fucking up and learning from their mistakes. For instance - NATO is woefully unprepared for drone warfare in any capacity - all drills, exercises etc. are done as if we were still in the 1990s. Even the most basic infantry don't know how to act under a drone threat. Ukraine and Russia both learned those lessons in blood, but for some fucking reason west is vehemently refusing to learn from the mistakes of others.

The 412th Nemesis Regiment disabled 160 artillery systems, mainly in the Pokrovsk direction. They also destroyed over 110 reconnaissance and communication assets, including Starlink terminals and FPV drone positions. On the Kharkiv front, they thwarted Russian attempts to cross rivers by targeting crossings and boats.
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Does mearshpidor know anything about your forklift admiration or your obesity btw? Like should we spill the beans or what

Country is fake because in a movie shot in the 90s and set in 1975 it was USSR: how can you even pretend that the lituania is not rightful USSR clay is beyond me comrade lmao.

Rumors (unconfirmed) suggest Russia has deployed ~280 air defense units for the 9th May parade in Moscow, with additional systems from Kazan and Grozny. The defense includes "Don-2N" & "Nebo-M" radars, S-400s, and "Pantsir-S1" & "Tor-M2" on rooftops.

If true, this is panic mode.
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But that’s… schizo obsession???

Operators of the 103rd Territorial Defense Brigade “Krila Do Pekla” struck 3 Russian artillery pieces, a truck carrying troops, and a quad bike.
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I don't know, are you connected with your personalities, pussy?

They can't be serious.
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Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

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Did you know that Russians made a couple of movies set during Mongol yoke? Is Russia now Mongol clay?
is Italy German clay because of this flick? It's set in 1944/45 in Republic of Salo, which was Third Reich's puppet.

TOTAL UKROREICH BLITZKRIEG

President Zelensky met with Czech President Petr Pavel in Prague, thanking him for steadfast support. Talks focused on artillery aid (1.8M shells projected this year), defense cooperation, and a future Czech-Ukrainian F-16 training school abroad due to ongoing Russian strikes.
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Rumors (unconfirmed) suggest Russia has deployed ~280 air defense units for the 9th May parade in Moscow, with additional systems from Kazan and Grozny. The defense includes "Don-2N" & "Nebo-M" radars, S-400s, and "Pantsir-S1" & "Tor-M2" on rooftops.

doubt they have that many left

Portrays Trump as sith

Says that the left is fighting for sith lords and murderers

Burned out.
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winning yet, bros?

I feel a deep connection to my hobby of observing fat miserable nigger in the wild. What’s rotten about the phrase fat nigger anyway? This is a war thread and fat nigger is a life truth

Cuckraine lost

who gave the password for the White House twitter to Musk again?

monke's mansions at risk

Ukraine continues to modernize its arsenal: the updated 155mm Ukrainian self-propelled howitzer "Bohdana" 5.0, featuring a new cabin design, is now officially in service with the Armed Forces.
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The ukraine is a (fake made up) terrorist country comrade, and they're proud of their ISIS-Anon Babble like behaviour too. The culling of hyhyl people would be a tragedy if only it weren't so deserved.
How are these gotchas comrade? Also you've never watched that movie, you wouldn't quote it if you did lmaooooooooooooo.

who gave the password for the White House twitter to Musk again?

I won't tell if you don't

not really, but what you are doing is clearly not normal and definetly not healthy

like Strelkov analized, no one expects AFU to conquer large amount of puccia land.
these incursions have a very good value of disrupting enemy ability to amass units for offensive.
Ukies are masters of this kind of warfare, look at the wars between cossaks and turks

How are these gotchas comrade?

Because your logic is idiotic.

Also you've never watched that movie

I don't think watching a movie is hard or is an achievement.

you wouldn't quote it if you did lmaooooooooooooo.

missing the point so hard

It’s mutually beneficial? I get to bump this citadel of basedness and he gets some hru shekels on the receiving end. I don’t know why he needs to make everything about himself

A powerful explosion hit a high-rise in Moscow — reports say a gas blast on the 9th floor caused a fire affecting two apartments. Up to 15 injured, with rescue ops involving 60 firefighters and 20 vehicles.
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Don't bring anti tank mines back home to show the kids, that thing isn't a picnic box!

So you admit your only 'hobby' is obsessively watching my posts? Rent-free 24/7, confirmed straight from the source. Must be a fulfilling life, dedicating it all to 'observing' me. Glad we agree on your fixation!

A powerful explosion hit a high-rise in Moscow — reports say a gas blast on the 9th floor caused a fire affecting two apartments. Up to 15 injured, with rescue ops involving 60 firefighters and 20 vehicles.

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A powerful explosion hit a high-rise in Moscow — reports say a gas blast on the 9th floor caused a fire affecting two apartments. Up to 15 injured, with rescue ops involving 60 firefighters and 20 vehicles.

video 2

Russia is on the brink of an economic crisis due to war spending, Ukraine’s intelligence warns. Next week, the Kremlin plans to raise its budget deficit by 250% — from $12B to $42B — as expenses far exceed revenue.
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another niggergpt post

He’s running out of wind already

What a silly take comrade!

be the ukraine

be losing the war

have manpower AND equipment shortage all across the 800+ kms long frontline

uhhhhh... actually we're on the offensive!

uhhhhhhh...see we conquered a couple villages that we lost control of 10 minutes later and we enabled USSR to use separate batallions who for various reasons can't go to the frontline

n-no westoid comrades t-those are n-not the e-equipment you p-paid for getting w-wasted for p-photo ops

lmao why are my /uhg/ comrades like this? And why can the ukraine only organize photo ops?

reee gpt

Concession accepted.

Exit polls show far-right candidate George Simion leading Romania’s presidential race with 30–33%. He’s followed by centrist rivals Antonescu and Dan. A second round is set for May 18.
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Russia is on the brink of an economic crisis due to war spending

Three more years?

not really, how it is beneficial for your mental state ? You are malding for 3 days already, just go relax away from the pc, or watch some relaxing movie or something

fat nigger whimpering

Have some shame you miserable shit. Nothing wrong in admitting you’ve lost to your own weight and forklift passion

Except that life expectancy and birth-rate in Russia are... you know how bad they are.

4 days. He started on Friday.

We’re posting in a war thread filled with gore and frontline news so you gotta keep your resilience. Anon Babble isn’t a healthy place first of all

male life expectancy in RF is shorter than male retirement age. We don't need three more years, RF has been in crisis since 2014

Only one flaw in your otherwise excellent post comrade: you fuck fatties lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SitRep - 04/05/25 - Zelensky visited Prague

An overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. While Zelensky was in Prague, there are rumors Russia has pulled lots of its air defense units to Moscow, scared for Ukrainian attacks.
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why is Russia pumping out oil like no tomorrow? they're flooding the market lowering the pice, OOPS that the UAE

pok pok pok pok I’m a computational linguist

rrrreeeeee fat nigger is rotten!! please 4gpt help me

So much for the wisdom of luhansk linguistic school

gas blast

ah, more SMOOOKING incidents?

Only one flaw in your

the enemy and your a fag

Anon Babble compromised by S-oy-Jak Party people over some conflicts with raiding LGBT image boards — databases dumped, emails leaked, source code leaked 15-04-2025

They had the stuff 50% off a few weeks ago and I stocked up. No Milka ones though, since they're US owned and I don't buy yank shit anymore.

that ESL meltdown

KEKAROOOOO.

Russia has been on the verge of total collapse (and Putin on deaths doorstep) for three years now according to (you).

Sorry, but you're not going to will Russia out of existence.

Retarded subhuman, why can't you link the story of any actual explosives?
Are you saying that some some supposed retard scammer in Ukraine tricking someone to light firecrackers in a post office or pour gasoline onto an ATM (how stupid are Russians, really) is the equivalent of Russian Security Services, the state, recruiting old women and children to take suicide bomb crowds of people, unknowingly, where they have entire lies constructed about, ready to go and flood the news immediately afterwards?
Again, what makes you different than a sandnigger?
Seems to me that you're lower than a fat nigger, what with all of the lying and blaming everyone but yourself.
So what would it take to get you to summon the courage to blow your brains out of the back of your skull and dispose of yourself considering you're lower, and stupider, than a fat nigger?

damn, what type of mental illness can make a person act like this for 4 days already, i he goes more, i think he will end up killing someone or killing himself (more likely)

that fat nigger whimp

So what’s rotten about fat nigger come again? It’s more of a traditional welcome here on Anon Babble

Again, male life expectancy in Russia is same as in Haiti and is bellow retirement age.
Russia is indeed slowly collapsing

shite healthcare

shite education

shite roads

Laktha pidor, you won't get to retire.

Sorry, but you're not going to will Russia out of existence.

didn't a lot of people say that there were no NK gooks in Kursk? even when shown multiple times the evidence

Russian losses per 05/05/25 reported by Ukraine's General Staff.

+1260 men
+5 tanks
+8 AFVs
+43 artillery
+1 MLRS
+137 UAVs
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I, uuh, what

On the night of May 5, Russia launched 116 drones and 2 ballistic missiles at Ukraine. Air defense shot down 42 strike UAVs (Shaheds and others), while 21 decoy drones failed to hit targets. Sumy and Donetsk regions suffered damage.
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Trump to NBC: “Russia wants all of Ukraine — and if I hadn't intervened, they'd be fighting for all of it now.” When asked what Ukraine might have to give up, he replied: “Russia will have to give up all of Ukraine.”

youtube.com/watch?v=9b4OAlpPhNA
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Russians are capable of surviving in any environment. They can live in sewage tubes full of trash, piss and dead bodies. If there is no water they can drink their own piss like Bear Grylls.
All of this is gladly done for fresh boipucci (only for punitive purposes, please understand) or looting domestic appliances.
I don't feel so confident sisters...These hohols don't have a chance and we in geyrope should give them whatever they want, pay tribute and hope they don't feel like coming over and fucking us in the ass.

As Budanov said: deeper and deeper… Over 2,500 km — Russia launches “Koyvor” (airport safety protocol activated when an unidentified object is detected in the sky) plan at Nadym airport, Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous District, after drones reached deep into its territory last night. Ru sources claim 26 UAVs were intercepted.
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Russia will have to give up all of Ukraine

Oh no no, zisters....

In just one week on the Kupiansk axis, Unmanned Systems Regiment PHOENIX destroyed: a TOR-M2 air defense system, two 2S19 Msta-S SPGs, three tanks, a 30mm 2A42 cannon, 17 military trucks, and three vehicles.
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Happy dead r*ssians day!

The 5th Assault Brigade destroyed a group of Russian assault units in the Pokrovsk direction
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Ukrainian Marines destroyed a Russian armored carrier with grenade drops.
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trump again changed his stance.

Twice the weapons, same budget: EU's new plan boosts support for Ukraine by buying directly from Ukrainian arms makers—cutting costs in half.

"If Trump can't bring peace, Europe will—with strength." — Andrius Kubilius, European Union Commissioner for Defense and Space said.
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he doesn't know what I mean

KEK, so much for a Vasyan with korochka, KEKAROOOOO. Kinda shows your skill and the level of Russian higher education. Silly ESL pussy.

Brehski esl is an insult vastly older than your hru stint. Post yours, establish the dominance

In Romania’s presidential election, far-right AUR’s George Simion (40.96%) and pro-Western Bucharest mayor Nicușor Dan (20.99%) advance to the runoff on May 18. Simion (persona non grata in Ukraine) is Eurosceptic, said Russia isn't a threat to NATO & ally of disqualified Georgescu (who called Ukraine a fictional state); Dan supports Ukraine.
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post your identifiable information

mine? Just trust me bro.

Silly ESL pussy KEK.

Russian forces have begun using groups of divers to covertly infiltrate Ukrainian positions, taking advantage of underwater movement to evade detection. Ukrainian drone forces recently spotted and hit one diver in a successful strike.
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Blur the dox you fucking newfag

National Guard special forces unit OMEGA destroyed a hidden Russian mortar.
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Chinese President Xi Jinping will visit Moscow for the May 9 Victory Day parade, according to China’s Foreign Ministry. His visit to Russia is scheduled to last four days.

mfa.gov.cn/eng/xw/wsrc/202505/t20250504_11615436.html
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Boris Pistorius will remain Germany’s defense minister in the new government formed by the SPD and CDU. A strong advocate of Bundeswehr reform and Ukraine support, Pistorius signals continuity in Berlin’s defense policy.

spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/spd-stellt-minister-vor-baerbel-bas-soll-arbeitsministerin-werden-stefanie-hubig-uebernimmt-justiz-a-ab31334d-5fee-4f22-b317-cd28125b7553
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I HATE THE FOG OF (TRADE) WAR

Lmao no one gives a shit what some coward hiding in finland thinks. Call your buddy on the frontlines again if he isnt dead and ask him again if you arent a fucking pussy

There will be no Victory Day parade in occupied Sevastopol this year, according to governor Mikhail Razvozhaev, who stated that the decision was coordinated with the Russian Ministry of Defense.

No air defense left?
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Glushkovsky district, Kursk region: Russians report that Ukrainian forces shelled Tetkino and engaged in a firefight near the railway station—up to 5 Ukrainian soldiers were reportedly spotted and a bridge near Zvannoewas blown up.
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Pro-Russian militia leader Vladimir Novikov (TROY unit) reports Ukrainian activity near Tetkino, Kursk region: intensified strikes, drone battles, and cleared minefields on the border.

He adds that a new wave of attacks is expected soon.
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Partisans from the Atesh movement disabled a transformer substation in Saratov, Russia, cutting power to two cell towers near key sites: GazPromMash refinery, PiroGroup plant & a mobilization center.
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Russian channels are reporting that Ukrainian forces have launched a new push in the Kursk region, with a focus on Tetkino. According to them, after missile strikes hit bridges overnight, armored units moved in with mine-clearing vehicles, leading to intense fighting. It’s possible that Ukraine’s 225th Assault Regiment is involved in this push.
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Nope. Give you an inch, you take a mile. You first, or are you a pussy in that regard too? Wait, don't answer that.

Ukraine, likely with the help of aviation, destroyed a bridge in Zvannoe, Kursk region.
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Although the image is of extremely poor quality, Russian channels report this as burning Ukrainian mine-clearing equipment attempting to breach the border near Tetkino.
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I can sense fat nigger running out of wits here and he tries to stay cautious with bots to avoid unnecessary seething

reee I'm a big pussay

Yes you are.

fat nigger talking about sizes

That’s conceptual. Why did you run away from Ukraine, ‘pussy’?

Ukrainian equipment broke through to the "dragon's teeth" near Novy Put in the Kursk region.
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Moscow residents report mobile network disruptions during Victory Day parade rehearsal. Users from Beeline, MTS, Megafon, Tele2 & Yota saw outages; some received SMS warnings about possible internet restrictions due to “security measures.”
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reeee how dare you point out my cowardice

I'm sorry, it's not my fault you're a big pussay.

you: please don’t call me fat

but I will continue spreading the truth

Because bots and evil people like you hate it. KEK.

This should filter out most of the pidorashkas and leave only jeets shitting.

Ukrainian mine breaching vehicles in the lens of Russian drones. According to them, an UR-77 and IMR were destroyed.
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evil people

Were you also cosplaying under sCatalonian flag with boomer tier shit? Wow, you do need meds.

Scatalonian? Huh? Is this what you come up with? Must’ve run out of wind, fat person.

Kremlin Spokesperson Dmitry Peskov: A Putin–Trump meeting is largely necessary but must be properly prepared. As of now, there's no Middle East trip in Putin’s schedule for mid-May — a location previously floated for the meeting.
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I don't remember anymore.

ussr wont collapse

cope and seethe

Sexual deviants doing a mini pride parade .
They probably illegal immigrants too hopefully a drone will sort this mess out .

KEK. So tentatively three personas here were you alone. Gotcha.

Why are you deploying more and more ‘personas’ to aide you in your argument? Are you going insane? KEKAROO.

Russians filmed Ukrainian mine-clearing vehicles pushing through dragon’s teeth and minefields near the Kursk border—footage appears to be recorded from a local drone command center.

"It already goes through the teeth, f*ck. And look we are also already being sorted out."
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President Zelensky has begun talks in Prague with Czech PM Petr Fiala, focusing on bilateral ties and the Czech ammo supply initiative. He’ll also meet defense industry leaders, students, and opposition figures later today.

ukrinform.ua/rubric-polytics/3989402-zelenskij-u-prazi-rozpocav-peregovori-z-premerom-fialou.html
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the first time worked so well, let's try it again

Why are hohols such retarded niggers lol

it has a big black cube on the front page, and it is about a lifelong saturn cultist, that got his broken spine healed by the Saturn and etc.

The EU is set to propose a full ban on Russian gas imports by the end of 2027, aiming to sever remaining energy ties with Moscow despite a surge in Russian LNG deliveries.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-05-05/eu-set-to-propose-banning-russian-gas-imports-by-end-of-2027
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it is working so far

vassal

What is it with the Russian mind and this word?

you're not going to will Russia out of existence.

Yes. Yes I am.

Russians perceive everything in "master - slave" dichotomy, because they're in that relationship with the Russian state.

What the fuck are you talking about? They have better record that Russians.

Fat niggers tend to be the slaves in this relationship, reduced to driving forklifts and chugging on ADs a spoonful entertaining white people

To be honest, trump is prove that even broken clock is right twice per day. USA views Europe as a vassal, not an ally.
Funny how that works?

We are currently at only 17 fat niggers. Pedophile lost all drive it seems.

Just 3?

A video of Zelensky’s meeting with Fiala and other representatives.
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And here comes the part where you desperately cling onto another thing where you got btfo'd, because you didn't know that potato salad has to be kneaded so it lasts longer.

You believe times of Israel?

memeflag

Oh, you are a kike.

Bro that looked like vomit

She is 600 years old, I swear!

orange fuck flip flopped yet again

Man the petuh is really broken

I’d say 2000 at least given how that poor salad looked

i can bake one bread

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