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/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general
Lots of Pardon cases today
Only day of the week they're on so let's hope they make it count.
whoa, way down the docket already, #15
TYB
A surprise Monday stream. Nice. Aaaaand we have a deaf ass old codger.
Hello bitches
I beg your pardon
name is Mr Young
is 83 years old and 2 weeks away from death
The ai laughing at us. How does an 83 year old survive maximum lock up?
stabbed a man
and killed him
yeah I dunno
whoa, way down the docket already, #15
Probably just not going in order
This hearing is painful, though
Make sure you never listen to headphones at full volume or you'll end up like this guy
hearing
lol
can you repeat that from the beginning
based upon
based upon
I want to die before i ever become that infirm and helpless
Next contestant
Carter Brown
Attempted Aggravated Kidnapping; First
Degree Robbery; Aggravated Rape
Grandpa, are you still paying for AOL?
AGGRAVATED RAPE AND A KIDNAPPING
Don't commit rape guys, rape is never good
Good evening fine gentlemen, how are the niggers niggering today?
how are the niggers niggering today
Second case today, and so far both old white guys
The first one was painful to watch - dude had literally zero hearing and had to keep asking for repeats and the warden had to talk to him
Eventually they just denied him and moved on
believe it or not, the previous one (deaf man, 2nd degree murder) was somehow more entertaining
I can't hear you, got to kill you now
I hate my state everytime I see anything involving it
First time in /lpbg/? This general has made me love your state.
Once he was in jail he stopped drinking.
Shocking.
No I just work nigh shift and Im usually asleep by now
I want to visit Louisiana, I'd love to see Mardi Gras and stay in the Philip House
It's always interesting to watch and listen to how much better spoken they are over their nigger counterparts too.
stay in the Philip House
Anon, the Phillip house is just a car.
nice one kek
lmao you could stay in that nigga's neckbeard. There's enough room.
When you rape so hard that it lowers their volume, permanently.
90 years for rape
Dear God, what the fuck did this retard do?
This DA is letting her emotions get to her. Save that shit for the victim.
Second this - did we get the story? I came in the middle.
Rape isn't even wrong unless she's a virgin. The woman probably lied about it anyway. Let him go.
This was not the first time he robbed a hospital.
Brought a 17 year old (that he knocked up) with him to rape another woman.
Don't fuck up
Who would want to rape this pig?
Goes to ER.
Pulls a gun (it wasn't real but nurse didn't know)
Took nurse for a ride.
tied her up, gagged her.
took her into a ditch.
He told the story at the start of the hearing
He used a toy gun to try to steal drugs from a hospital, he thought he saw a cop so he kidnapped her, and later raped her
At that point, why not just off her? He was fucked anyway.
She didn't follow the golden rule: Don't fuck up.
He raped me.
He could do it again.
I don't think he'd want to.
Yeah hearing it from the lady now, this isn't looking so good for the ol' Rape Rod
Carnal knowledge
Uh oh.
She had a 2 year old daughter
She was 17
Fucking Louisiana, man
Yeah that just went from bad to worse for him.
Checked. There's no knowledge so sweet as the carnal variety.
Why are for calling for an exec session for this rape-guy?!
Fucking chuck with his sessions.
Executive session
For what you retarded coon?
I still want to know what happens if one of the panel says no to executive session, like eat shit Chucky, I'm tossing him back in the cage
Cause Chuck is stuck
Dude gave himself over to God, and blames drugs.
So just like with every murdering nigger who says that, Chucky wants to let him out.
And just like that, Chuck is pro-rape.
What was Chucky's vote just now? I didn't understand that.
Did Chucky just asked they ADD nine years to this guy's sentence?
What the ever-living fuck, Chucky?
Wtf is CTO?
Change his sentence to 99 years with parole eligibilty I think.
Commutation to 99 years.
Dude has life + 90 years
Commutation of Sentence
What the fuck is it now that 99 years would have been an improvement?
This is the pardon board, which makes recommendation to the governor to commute sentences (since he's the only one who can do so)
So Chuck's vote is to commute it from a "Life no parole" to "99 years with immediate parole eligibility"
Wtf is CTO?
Commutation of sentence
Mainly it's guys who have a sentence of life without parole, and are asking to have that changed to life with parole possible
Yes
Commutation of sentence, basically, instead of life without possibility of parole, they change it to 99 years with the possibility of parole.
Oh okay. What is the CTO abbreviation, do you know?
Next contestant
LEONE, CORY B.
Att. Manslaughter
This guy
caselaw.findlaw.com
Something about attempting to kill his fiancée
This bitch really loves apples.
This guy is out by 2029? Why is he in front of the pardon board?
I think it's "Commutation of Offense"
I wonder how one attempts manslaughter?
He a good boy now, he wants parole.
Great question. Hopefully we'll find out shortly.
Yes, exactly, he has a clear sentence with an end date, he doesn't need a pardon, only parole, he shouldn't be here.
She testified that she told an officer that the shooting “had to be an accident,” because she loved the defendant and did not want to believe that he intended to shoot her
Fucking women
he doesn't need a pardon, only parole, he shouldn't be here.
He might've been sentenced to "without parole"
You'd be surprised what you can live through.
caselaw.findlaw.com
At that time, the victim testified that the defendant was on the phone with someone that she did not know. She overheard him saying, “it was too late, it's not [sic] I [victim] would get out the truck and not say anything.” She interpreted this statement to mean that the defendant was going to kill her. At that moment, the victim asked the defendant to let her get out of the truck. The defendant told her to “shut up” and fired his gun through the windshield. The victim testified that at that point, she had almost reached a stop sign, and that she was about to turn left onto Highway 171.
After the defendant fired the gun through the windshield, he put it back to her head and started to cry. The defendant then shot her in the head. The victim recalled hearing a loud ringing, slowing the truck down, and pulling off the road. She testified that she blacked out, but remained conscious. She heard the defendant saying, “Oh my God, Oh my God,” and “I'm sorry.” Then, the defendant shot himself.
I'm confused as to how the victim survived a gun shot to the head, and how he also shot himself and survived.
Thanks. Makes sense now.
He currenty has life+99 years so he's never getting out but if it got changed he might have gotten out.
How did you accidently shoot her.
I can't recall.
And toast.
It's all over. Supports put in effort and he had a chance but then he shot himself with that statment.
He might be telling the truth, I don't think this guy is totally there.
Sounds like she was shot in the cheek and it came out the nose.
Good mornin' y'all. Running late, how's today's line-up going?
but then he shot himself
again?!
So far it's all white people, and they've all been denied. Up next is Bobby Lee, which could be Asian.
First guy really loved rape, and second guy attempted to manslaughter someone.
Lý Ba Bi?
kek
Darcell's gonna be a nog for sure.
I want to be raped by American criminals.
If you want to badly enough, it can be arranged. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
No Cinco de Mayo spic special? Opportunity missed Louisiana!
attempted
Shameful
Lý Ba Bi?
Kek, I had to read this two or three times before I said it aloud and got it.
What's up Alonso? Bad luck at yesterday's race ;_;
Next up
LEE, BOBBY R.
Atty: George Vedros
Second Degree Murder
Right. Couldn't even follow through with that. His dad was vindicated in telling him he would always be a failure lol
Man, I don't know what the fuck is going on with Aston Martin. Shit is shameful. Is it too much to ask to give my favorite all time drive a decent car?! Hopefully the 2026 Adrian Newey car does well.
Is this boy retarded?
People fuck it up all the time, that guy tried to kill himself with the gun after shooting the girlfriend and survived. I've heard you have to destroy the part of the brain that connects to the spine for it to be instantaneous and guaranteed.
Shot the victim in the head
Survived
Shot himself in the head
Survived
That guy had shit aim, lol
Can’t hear so good.
You must do the needful...your poohole will be redeemed
What's with all the deafness today?
What?
Hopefully the 2026 Adrian Newey car does well.
Hopefully ;_;
I'd love to see one last win from him like Kimi at COTA when he was with Ferrari.
Sounds like an average Cs2 pistol match for me
Here's his first appearance
Same, man. I just want to see him climb the top spot, one final time, preferably at Spain.
Yes. I remember laughing at that drawing too.
it's all about him, him, him
Says the kettle to the pot.
This hearing isn't actually happening.
Did we enter the fucking Twilight Zone or something??
Well, Prator has spoken..
Prator basically pre-denied him for the next time.
You're not eligible
Hang on, if we vote on it we can cockblock him for 5 more years
They really didn't like him, lol
Not gonna get by on eagle eye Sheriff.
UP NEXT:
case-law.vlex.com
Kills 75 year old farmer with a shotgun
Neighbors heard a gun shot and a car leaving
Police find footprints at the scene and close to a rental house owned by the victim
they investigate the residents
Daughter's BF has the matching shoes belonging to his "cousin"
Cops take the shoes for further investigation and one cop notices he is barefoot and asks why
Tells cop they took his shoes
Then shit no one cares about, then the plot thickens again
His cellmate, in exchange of being made a trusty in Angola testifies he told him he didnu nuttin and was only holding items, a television and and some guns all found to belong to the victim.
Maybe at that new track in Spain he'll get lucky. Although no one can touch PS3 now in my opinion. He pulled a really nice move on Max and watched him sail past and off track.
Uh-Oh!
Hot Dog!
Ding!
It's kinda weird that so many contestants these days are named Free man
angola
Surprised kerry isn't here.
I'm not the same young stupid kid
No danger to society here, that's God's honest truth
He's real nervous right now
Thank the Lord there ain't a shotgun laying close by.
Those McLarens have insane race pace, this year. I'm a Red Bull fan (I liked how the Jaguar cars looked so I've rooted for the Bulls since they took over) but I admire what they've achieved recently. I'm pulling for Piastri to take home the trophy if Max isn't able to.
I bet Ron Hicks got cornholed in Angola.
Presevere
Dude used Chat GPT for this, and it's his first time reading it
Why does this guy talk like a nigger?
He did the things that need to be do done
criminal menopause mentioned
Everybody drink!
First ex-con's speech is a reason to deny. He's apparently the patron Saint of Angola.
He has such bad luck with shotguns. They just go off.
I love when there's a useless speaker and you can tell the board are just spacing out waiting for them to stfu.
No relation
I'm drug free I don't need them
Say what?
lol just like us tuning in then blaa blaa blaa wonder what snacks Pete is thinking about
If he gets commuted does he get kicked out of the lifer's club?
Did you know, he was a drug court judge for 30 years?
No opposition?
Your victim is dead so no one is opposed.
Oh damn, did not know we were on today
the victims have passed away
It's first degree murder, of course they fucking have
Someone shut up Maymee.
Nigger sees other nigger on camera
immediately starts talking.
Introducing Grandma to LPBG
She understood rather quickly that green=good.
Darcell
Momma tried to name him after the life source of the mystical ceiling byrd
Look at the tranny in the lower right.
So he’s been granted his request from dead nigger storage to the governor for possible commutation. That still leaves him about 7 or 8 months for the gov to okay or not. If governor grants he will have to come back before the board for parole soooo … another year or two?
a dark, terrible night
Ooo spooky story time!
That's just how their women look in general
Fuck. It must be rough having your women look like that. It could almost explain their anger if you didn't know about their prefrontal cortex.
Question for my fellow scholars:
Has anyone else noticed folks saying 'ya know' way to often when they speak nowadays?
This nog is cooked
Checked and I thought I was going crazy and the only one noticing this! I tried researching it, but I cannot come up with a clear cause/reason.
how did you shoot her five times
it was an automatic
I'm noguns but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that.
Ooo spooky story time!
Fuck yes. Arrange it. Once I'm in, I don't want to go out except in a body bag. Fuck yessss
Eeew … a stinky poo
Arrange it.
Hey man I didn't say I was going to have anything to do with it. It's your dream. You make it happen.
Time to understand these big cities
Needs another 25 years in the oven
I reckon I would allow Tracey to sit on my face.
Will do!
Fuck yess
Is this guy a new Kerry Myers? I thought he was just here for the one guy
Kerry's probably too busy beating women to death.
Seems like it, all the info I can find out on him at the moment is that he got a life sentence at 19 and now he's a 'pastor' and 'advocate' for incarcerated people.
This prison to parole advocate or prison to pastor pipeline reminds me of people who spent their 20's and early 30's in university never got a job and then became professors themselves.
I'd fuck Tracey like you bros wouldn't believe.
He has previously killed
He has prior weapons violations
He has a poor supervision history
How can you not love Tracey for saying it like it is?
We took the jury to the crime scene to see the the closet that [victim] crawled through
Is that usual? I've never before heard of a situation where a jury was brought to a crime scene. Did I misunderstand?
I believe you vietbro
Is he jerking it?
LOUISSIANA WOMAN MISSISIPI MAN
Kek that's what I was wondering. He must have Michael J. Fox Syndrome or something.
I concur
I don't think you misheard it, that's what I heard too
It does seem a bit unusual to me, since it seems like images would be enough to convey the evidence
In the Darrell Brooks trial, they took the jurors to see the red SUV in person, so it's not completely unheard of
Me too commie bro
Is that usual?
Don't believe it happens frequently, but not uncommon.
mfw I'll never have Tracey say I'm guilty and sentenced to 10 years of muff diving.
Wow it's opposite day again already?
I'm not the same man
This is not the right way to navigate this dialog tree.
Prison Janny
Dude was 31, killed the mother of his 17 year old girlfriend, and then fled to Mexico
thetowntalk.com
OJ Simpson jury visited the crime scene
Alec Murdaugh jury visited Moselle where he murdered his wife and son. (Wrongfully convicted imo)
Is that the evil Psychiatrist from Batman?
He does it for $0.25 a day.
I’m not the same man as I was in 1999.
You don’t say .jpg
ALOHA BAKER
Taking a jury to the crime scene can give a brtter in depth understanding of what went down as opposed to just 2d pictures or a shitty animation
That dude really does look like a super villain, doesn't he?
LOUISSIANA WOMAN MISSISIPI MAN
chkd.,
Put this monster back in it's cage
In June 1999, 17-year-old Thea Johnson and her boyfriend, 31-year-old Anthony Fletcher, stabbed Johnson's mother and hit her in the head, stuffing her body in her car and submerging it in the Little River. The Wardville residents then fled to Mexico after telling friends they were going to Canada to get married and to start a new life.
Both later pleaded guilty in exchange for life sentences without the possibility of parole, according to Town Talk archives.
Pretty salacious.
Fresh Leya
Aloha Hawaii anon
wanted death penalty
settled for life without parole
Classic blunder
What young puss will do to a man.
I love how in every murder case somebody feels the need to remind everyone else what being dead is.
Hmm maybe I should've stopped after creating Indians.
And Thea was released back in 2017.
his 17 year old girlfriend, Thea Johnson - parole hearing.. "At 17 she dated a 31 yr old man. They both k*lled her mother and put her in trash bags dumped her."
Thea was released back in 2017.
with no victim oposition.
2-tiered justice system, yet women are "oppressed"
Grace is new
Beautiful, anon
Holy shit, the lore of this show goes so deep!
I'm imagining a magic school bus like school trip to the crime scene where instead of Miss Frizzle it's a fat black police lady named Miss Fa'rizzle.
Ayo dis b where dey got the gun
Dis b where the nigga got shot
And ova hear is the blood
Dat shit nasty
No fork lift certification
Ngtmi
Grace is new
I think Grace may have been born George
Well shit, I think I had the wrong Thea Johnson. I found someone with that name in Louisiana who had been convicted of first degree murder and released in 2017...
That’s one ugly tranny
he dindu nuffin
Wonder what grant has to say in his defense.
I thought that was a dude until you posted this
Grace is new
supporters professing innocence
They're gonna throw this shit for him, ffs
Grace is new
George is old
hesogood! doing so much good in jail,,,,lets let him keep doing good!
So basically he is a good boy, dindu nuffin, and ya'll racis. Got it. Back to the cell.
Big lipped daughter up there spout'n...
Fucking late shift has my sleep all fucked up
Missed 3 hours anything good happen?
I think Grace may have been born George
Greg was my guess
Coal burner.
Yap, yap, yap, yap...
A --> B
It ain't that difficult
that nasally voice with the hints of a males pitch depending on the words spoken, and typical cracks
Yep, it's a fucking tranny... The fact this troon is allowed to wear a nose ring to the hearing is ridiculous, and this troon is probably a public defender that shows up to courtrooms like that. Imagine going to trial and that thing gets assigned as your defense....
Sir can you wrap it up?
Kerry didn't send his best today...
If it is, bravo to it for nailing female story telling.
Very disrespectful nosering
developed facts
the real deal pastor
Sounds like a car salesman branching out.
This nigga is talking about himself too much.
Fuck this lying dindu
Shut up nigger get back in your box
Who is this super villain lookin nigger
Is he from the DA office?
One of kerry's goons.
Wait, is his name Mr. Coon?
He talks in a loop and when faced with the case question now he's at a loss for words
It is, if they start trooning out young enough on the pills and mimicry, some of their voices can get quite close to an actual woman's voice but there's always still tells no matter how hard they try.
I don't know exactly, but I'm enjoying the new characters of this episode.
Anyone else notice the big fat dude squeezing against the guy in the salmon colored suit pressed into the wall?
It's rare they leave the prisoner feed up while in executive session
Could you imagine if this guy actually was innocent? 30 years my god.
Unfuckinhreal
Why does victim opposition carry so much weight?
All finished?
All finished?
No
Kennedy Thompson, and then 4 more after that
We're here another hour at least, probably 2
Says next up right there on the screen
Forgive me, I'm kinda retarded
Finally a long one. Every one I have seen this year until now is just a few cases. I'll have to sleep before this one's over.
Don’t forget about that hard hitting questioner Chuck Tillis, better make it 3 hours.
Is that his family sitting behind him or other inmates?
I think it's a basketball team - they've got matching jerseys
Looks like some kind of support group.
Who unlocked this character?
I hate these prepared soliloquies so much.
I should cross post this to Anon Babble but what do we think of Sheriff Prator's light blue suit? I've been considering buying a lighter color suit but I think it's hard to find the right light color without looking like Dumb & Dumber
Are they wearing those "let my daddy out of jail shirts" hood moms put on their niglets?
Its a function of the law being so specific and having to police your words VERY carefully as well as the format of courts
Frankly courts should be done via writing at this point, would account for the bias and have less criminals on the street
Also we wouldnt have to listen to this cringe
Kek. Dark blue is a safer fashion choice, desu
She's about to cry from reading his prepared statement
She's NOT gonna make it in the legal profession
Is his lawyer about to cry?
Too bright, lighter colors are risky as it is, but if you're gonna go for a lighter color it needs to be muted.
I'm more of a navy blue guy.
christian shirts. they say "the power of prayers"
Ahh these last ones are pardons. That makes me feel better about going to bed now. Cheers niggas, see you next time.
40 years is a lifetime, thats a whole different man at this point. Sad to see lives thrown away for some stupid shit like a robbery. Glad the guy found god.
What's he in prison for, writing popular music?
I like it, but I have been wearing lighter colors lately.
My Cell is No Longer a Wonderland
No Such Crime
Why Louisana
Waiting on the Sentence to Change
Dreaming with a Broken Shank
He's still "serving" his sentence.
DENY
The longer the speech =/= going to get you out
Agreed. If I had a light blue suit I don't know what color shirt I'd even wear. With a dark blue suit I can wear a sky blue shirt.
it needs to be muted
Thanks I'll keep that in mind
navy blue
Also good, maybe I'll consider Navy because it's in between dark blue and light blue.
I've been trying to dress with lighter colors as well as more natural materials such as linen. It's hard to find, most things are some 'mixture' which usually includes synthetic materials.
get asked a questio
starts shuckin and jivin
He might just win them over
My credit scoh' is eight hundid somethin'
He sounds like Booty Warrior
Based pete dragging everbody back in line.
I like wearing lighter colours now that the days are getting longer.
Yea I caught that too
But what about your crime?
shuck_and_jive.mp3
...but what about your crime??
He's only trying to get the pardon because he's trying to get on a cruise ship that he's going to need a passport for boarding.
Dammit Chucky is breathtakingly stupid
Well done, fren
John Mayer
This guy's doomed
Too white and not chatty enough
He's also sus as fuck
Oh yeah my ex wife died and now I have power of attorney over my sun who I allegedly attacked
Yeah my son just happens to not remember what happened hehe
I just want guns because I'm involved in a lot of things
killed my wife in self defense
That's a bad excuse buddy
The way he talks about the son I think A) He's a retards and B) he's pretty old so it's not a kid
The audio is so shit damn
Oh I thought he killed his wife he just beat her ass
Honestly the only reason he left is son home is is because he's full of shit
I'm gonna smack the shit out of that little retard when I get home
Honestly it's kinda wild they make them say their address on the livestream like that
Kek, I missed this. Nice job.
Yeah Michelle is getting her guns back
Nice!
This bitch is always looking up
Gotta look out for them ceiling birds.
Rightfully so
*CHIRP*
Pussy pass
You hate to see it
Damn right
Based parole board
Now she can properly commit crimes... while armed
rhett
Been a while.
I ain't do nuffin
It's over
Dindu nuffin
I forgot to mention that caller
Now, let's play something old school
pete has many question
Might have to make another thread.
where were you when the lady got raped
Hmmm
I laughed so hard
This nigger is a wily piece of shit
guys im on the phone trying to close my mainland banking accounts and theres a fuckin jig on the phone... everyu minute a loud CHIRP
CHIRP
CHIRP
so loud im recording it happen along with my laughter lmao
Aloha gents
See Y'all tomorrow. Y'all have a great afternoon.
I'd find a way to get to a supervisor or submit a complaint.
Working for home doesn't mean you just have noise and other shit in the background.
Had a nigger eat a meal on a call and I hung up, called back to get a human being, then ask them to give me a supervisor because I was unpleased with the nigger.
Praised the one that did things right and buried the nigger bitch. Even if they don't fire her I want her to have her day interrupted by being scolded by some white supervisor.
Managed to ride it out see you all next week.
Just fucking insane. They really cant hear it. I will upload it next LPBG, I recorded a bunch of them.
Again Aloha from Hawaii til next time frens