BREAKING: CINCO DE MAYO CANCELLED DUE TO FEAR OF ICE RAIDS

Tacos closed due to Ayys!

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Based. Go celebrate that holiday in your own home country, spics.

They said this same shit in 2017 and nothing happened.

Go celebrate that holiday in your own home country

Its an American holiday, it isn't a thing in Mexico.

Based

I plan on getting shitfaced on tequila and fucking my puerto rican side piece while I call her my "mehican puta".

They are all legal aliens. But they are afraid because they said Israel should stop bombing schools and hospitals, which is a deportable offense.

disgusting, you must be brown

No, old and white. You're fucked, zoomie, but I'm fucking.

Its a thing in taco monkey land, just not on may 5th, its in september. Dumb ass nigger.

Closed due to raids

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kek, anyways battle of puebla is not really celebrated here, it's mostly faggit gringo cholos doing it, and they should stop, it's in bad taste to fucking celebrate another country when you're not even willing to live in it
goddamn borderhoppers throw them all into the ocean

Fucking loud kek. Even me that I'm a full fledged shitskin am disgusted by your concept of having fun.

No it's not a thing at all, we don't give a fuck. You guys're just a different kind of fucking retards.

soooo, it's NOT a thing, it's like saying labor day or veteran's day is fucking 4th of july
fucking idiot
wait you're a namefag, I shouldn't be responding to pure bait

Thats like saying 4th of July is the same thing as memorial day.

It was a dumb holiday anyway. Yeah, celebrate skipping out on your debt, you fuckin deadbeats.

ahahahahah cant get a white chick huh fatfuck. i cant wait to curbstomp you retards

Kek it isn't really a thing here, you gringos are the ones that think it's Mexico's independence day

it is what we say it is spic, dont you understand that yet

we

I don't see anybody around here

to much taco meat in your eyes probably

we

Kek.

You banter and respond like a pajeet

im ok with replacing idiots drinking tequila and listening to spic polka with deportations

Lmao basado my pattern-noticing paisano

has nothing to say

typical spic, go away

thats because most people dont give a shit about your country and just want a stupid excuse to drink and wear dumb hats. st. patricks day is the same thing except with guiness and leprechaun shit

What the fuck somebody check'em. Kek is with me on this one.

lmao look in the mirror ahahahaha, your skin is literal shit color

Beaners say the nigger word more than any peoples I’ve come across

Good. Real Mexicans don't celebrate that holiday anymore.

t. at work

hes laughing at you alright

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It's just another beer drinking holiday pushed by corporations.

We'll take any excuse to drink margaritas.

But yet hanukkah is still a thing? How good that jew cock must taste.

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I fully understand, whitebro. I take any excuse to hit the mareehooana.

Its not even a holiday over here, faggot . Its for pochos and faggots

why do these beaners care, then?
Fucking stupid

What's funny is that nowadays there's a higher chance of Mexican flag posters being white than USA ones

Chekd and kekd

Because you've done everything you can to get rid of your darkest Mestizos by catapulting them over the fence into the US. Brace yourself.

tacos de lengua

Basado el guero.
I hope you had enough lime juice and spicy sauce for your taycohs!

Fresh lime, cilantro, onions, and black label Valentina.
My go to for lunch most days.
Mexicans are far better neighbors than that ill-fitting hat to the north.

black label Valentina

Holy shit, didn't think you were THAT based. Highly educated palate, I'mma have one beer, a tu salud.

No one cares. Fuck off.

Finally. My truck got stolen this day 8 years ago. Fuckers. I Loved that truck.

I refuse to believe that Mexicans will pass up an excuse to drink on a Monday.

Once she shits out her first baby, she morphs into her true fat, globina form