Brit/pol - nigga built an AI edition

Interesting fact: there is one person in England with the first name "Nigger", who lives in Hertfordshire.

Agree with the sentiment but I'd rather we brought back a white Kwarteng

Help me I am fucking Indian
Help me I am fucking Indian
Help me I am fucking Indian
Help me I am fucking Indian
Help me I am fucking Indian
Help me I am fucking Indian
Help me I am fucking Indian

its bogdan

hertfordshire

Qrd? What are the odds that Nigger is in fact a nigger?

imagine if it was a jew

Jewish nigger

How many hitlers

reminds me i need to get back into the original Fallout

Imagine what he must look like if he's White. Probably some action hero type with scars all over and huge muscles. A gigachad. That's the only way you're surviving that close to London as a White man who says nigger many times a day.

r/uk

article: reform sez children should be taught to love the UK rather than have industrial demoralisation

redditors: reform is literally the taliban

when questioned on this as if it's a joke: double down, fascism is reeeeal and the US is fashist!

Sometimes I wonder who is on reddit.

My liege...

The names NIGGER

how cool would that be to just start spouting that randomly on your phone, in the middle of town

It's going to be funny when some yid group puts the tiniest bit of pressure on a Reform council and they immediately hoist up the Isntraeli flag

5.

Can we guess what his surname is?

Brown

idiots and jews

Say no to fucking Indians

being named Hitler and living in Somerset

Corr that sounds comfy

I wonder who is on reddit.

You, apparently

Sharon told me you need to get your kidneys looked at sharpish

kek

Apart from Josh, you're all good lads.

am healthy as fuck me laaaaaaaa

Everybody and their mums is packin' round here.

Like who?

Hitler

Who else?

Hitler's mum

That product only exists because "dubai chocolate" is the slang term for scat and hookers involved with the dubai elite so they made a real product with the same name in an attempt hide their dirty little secret kek

I believe it
it came out of nowhere and every fucked has been obsessing over it on social media kek

A lot of people with unchecked cellular division on a vital organ are healthy until they are not, catching it early is crucial. Sharons worried about you and is reaching out from beyond the veil.

shut up you disgusting jewish paedo

these mindgames don't work with me laaa
should know that by now

Chuffed. I'm gradually climbing the health ladder too. The supplements got my weight down and testosterone up, quitting kava got my stomach, skin, and arsehole back to normal, a month with no goyslop has got my energy levels and skin back, two weeks without gooning has got my alertness and social skills back, and now a two week period of getting kratom use down to 1/3 has got my sleep schedule and willie back. All that's left is to get off kratom completely and then vaping, and I'll be as healthy as you.

NEW: Tory MPs will hold meetings this week to discuss how to remove Kemi Badenoch as leader

One Tory MP: "If we give Kemi another year it could be curtains for us. There are no policies, no ideas, no strategy and she has no charisma."

Another: "These results were actually worse than last year’s GE. We have somehow gone backwards."

"..."
Hope she fends them all off

She's there for life now

What do our white middle classes want?

I know Wimbly my good chap!

A NEGRO

Adolf?

Fucking kek. I hope she ousts them instead

They were quivering with excitement at electing a nig, so a nig they shall have

based
good lad
only thing I need to do is get off the caffeine
mainly consume protein + fruit + veg now
still supplementing, but mainly stuff for extra focus n brainpower
nofap is boss too
the trick is to not count the days, the more you focus on nofap the more likely you are to fail
just keep moving and being productive and you'll push through it automatically

DEI war

if they get rid of her they'll be vulnerable to the wacism allegations
it's a lose lose

doesn't have any GCSEs

Larps as having a job but really just a low IQ benniespakker

Btfo on gold

Btfo on oil and gas

Btfo on property rights

Btfo on law and evidence

Needs an AI to think for him, has 36 hour meltdowns when it makes a mistake and people notice

Threatens to kill himself at 3am

All that, and he's a paedophile too

boring

who would they replace her with

Electorate has the memory span of a retarded goldfish. Tory grandees know this, the next year or two really doesn't matter, they are happy to be hated and for that hate to be focused on a woman of colour. once we are within 18 months of the next GE they will be ready to exploit the imbecile electorate and will be ready with a list of lies they will parrot in the run up, it will be enough to secure them plenty of seats. Not a win, but a maintained presence and relevance. Then the GE after that they will be back.

Youre a paedophile though
Talking to your other SIM cards and paedo proxy IPs what a loser

New series of Doctor Who is very zesty, lads

Its gonna be Jenrick, his wife nose.

Wait, he didn't even finish high school? Lol no way lmfao

Pooing and sex don't go together. Arabs are silly and need to be told this.

Let rArseboon out already. Nobody with a name that hilarious should be in prison, especially when he's killed a BAME

nigger t. myanus

Just had my gf sucking me cock for 20 mins straight and as i stood up to bend her over the bed, a light breeze blew across the tip of my knob and i lost my mess and now the gf is seething cos she is still in a mood with me for falling asleep on top of her mid plapping on saturday morning. FML

Willy Wragg's willy story was wild, and he got no pushback for it and instead got applauded!

I'm going to Chester Zoo soon.
(I'm excited)

zoos should be abolished

He was too special for school according to himself totally impressed all his teachers. But has no GCSEs

Going cold (warm) again for a few days. Brown people will be in their puffer jackets again.

Stoungemyanus

Much more likely it'll be Cleverly, the only way they narrowly avoid the full racism gauntlet

falling asleep on top of her mid plapping on saturday morning.

Based and walrus-pilled. Are you also a big lad?

148 Adolfs in England.

Is it true you didn't even graduate high school? Lol

Agreed. Let's level London, Brum, and Brad

imagine turning up to your constituency office knowing that your constituents know there's a piss tape of you, and you got honeypotted by a foreign state into doxxing other MPs because you're a dirty city queer

How come lad?

I do have GCSEs thats not even true
I got a bunch of Bs
but then I got a U for maths and an E for music kek
forgot to put my name on my exam for maths because I was still pissed from the night before

It's his liver. inactivity and bad diet will kill him. It's a horrible slow death

have a good'un, lad

How many cunts?

because

His mums dead lol

Mindgames only work on functioning minds

they are grossly immoral

bell curve

so are supermarkets, but I bet you shop at one

None in England.
25 in India though.

Yeah sure and you have civil service adjacent jobs too. Nigga rHarv has a higher IQ than you and more skills

The number of gay sex scandals the Tories had by the end was shocking, remember the homo chem sex ransom kidnapping?

Wait so you didn't properly graduate high school? Hahahahahahaha

25 in India though

I thought there were over a billion

Thanks lad.

false equivalence and you know it

And feels the need to give advice on everything he's failed at

Liam Fox: Adam Werrity

What is that supposed to mean?

Are there any other real leaks like this out there? This one was absolutely legit

Harvey needs to become an outsider artist. Worked for Wesley Willis

they are grossly immoral

What about if we have bame zoos?

remember the homo chem sex ransom kidnapping?

Remind me the details lad

but then I got a U for maths

C in Maths, English and IT is a standard minimum requirement for public sector jobs. Especially one you can do remotely

the funniest part of the polish dribbler samefagging is that all of his posts make the same ESL mistakes

Josh didn't graduate high school

KEK

Kek the one where the guy was begging for cash so he could be released?
I think only Ivor Caplin beats that.

We already have quite a few (wahey)

Like this blatant ESL word salad on picrel you mean?

possible quares?

no bames on this island full stop lad
they can lock themselves in cages back in their ancestral homelands for all i care I don't want any here

Stayed rent-free between 2002 and 2003 in Fox's taxpayer-subsidised flat in Southwark, near Tower Bridge. Werritty was Fox's best man at his wedding in 2005.

Buggery lad

He would be a good bf because you could just postpak him to holiday destinations and save money. Few airholes and a sandwich but he's big where it counts (his heart)

Bumming in the Downing Street nuclear bunker

Josh doesn't even have a high school diploma
Kek

Not on my watch pal

What about it we replaced zoos with open range parks like the dinosaurs had in Jurassic park?

scotched eggs

Beef jerky

pork pies

Babybel

I've never tried any of this, what are they like?

I got a B in english and a B in IT, and I got a B in maths coursework but a U (ungraded)
never had an issue, I always just put down B for maths based on coursework grade
also side note, B was highest grade you could get in the sets I was in
and I was only in those sets because I barely went in
if I was in higher sets I would've gotten straight As
even my maths teacher mr burton said that kek
he used to seethe at me because of how little I gave a fuck

Why do you lie. What does it give you?

but a U (ungraded) exam

Josh would mogg you 1v1
You choose the time
He chooses the game

open air zoos are less immoral I will admit but billy and the cloneasaurus was a work of fiction

Josh went to Borstal and kept making kids out of the mashed potato. A quick squirt of hp in the buttery ravine of an ersatz tuber pulp vagina and it's like a real deflowering if you can allow the mash to cool.

I got a U in french and i turned out just fine laaaaa

have you got a pic that wasn't taken through someone's bumhole

not lying
don't need to
thats why I love correcting you
I know I'm right, I know you're wrong
gives me a dopamine hit everytime I correct you with the facts
gives me a second dopamine hit when I see your complete denial of my objective reality because I'm forcing you into cognitive dissonance and denial / dissociation

Why don't you go finish high school instead of spending so much time here? Fucks sake mate you're 45

Can't find the story online but yeah some Tory MP was at some late night gay boy bash and they simply wouldn't let him leave unless he paid them. So he called his aide and paid them off with party funds, all got hushed up and only recently came to light.
I'll see your Caplin and his sexy dwarves and raise you the 3am car crash tranny

India is the centre of people giving their kids weird names.

In India there are:

2,890 people named Shit

1,128 people named Anus

358 people named Poo

153 people named Mangina

25 people named Cunt

15 people named Shitty

1 person named Genital

No wonder josh's never had a job, cunt doesn't even have a high school diploma kek wtf

Easy Red II
He plays the Germans
I'll be Italians after they flipped
I'll beat him with the Carcano to prove he's a melt
Then he will be exiled to the island of Elba with a few staff

Bell end

Anon Babble comments give me dopamine hits

Weire tiny little freak ngl

post truth because it's kewl to be thick

get btfo

squirm

Lie

Am not kewl anymore lads, dead clever me I am

Pick a larp and stick with it. Thick is believable. Go with that

fucking kek. They're such degenerates it's hilarious

I've done you
spastic sprog

not sus

Yeah sure and you have civil service adjacent jobs too.

2bf i just started on a sivil cervix job and you dont have to be very bright to do it, they just gate keep the fuck out of them with their gay little s.t.a.r questions. Fucking cant be arsed going in tomorrow, id so neet 24/7 if I could figure out a way to cover my rent

Wait, doesn't that mean he's never got a high school diploma? Dunno how the UK secondary school system works

cope
I won

no bames on this island full stop lad

Based.

Take up BJJ

Wasn't there also one recently who managed to kill himself with a plastic bag while gooning?

Mark Menzies I believe.
He was begging local party members to release funds or he was "getting it"

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13329087/Police-review-claims-Tory-MP-Mark-Menzies-allegedly-misused-14-000-party-funds.html

bogleto getting absolutely flushed right now

time to grind

bit latent that

and I got a B in maths coursework

That's not how GCSE maths is structured. There is no coursework component it's wholly exams based.

Bank holiday dins

Nah I'm disappointed in you for saying you're disappointed in me
What a low,level psychic attack
I just don't think NEET is a life strategy
I pronounce you silly

Chrome

lad

Funnily enough I was just reading about the Integrity Initiative/ CDU meeting with Israeli officials on 'disinformation approaches' back in 2019

No one gets a 'high school diploma' here you ESL retard, that's some 3rd world monkey shit.

Yep, you're living the dream, mate

So did josh graduate high school or not?

Stephen Milligan in 1994

Reform UK has been forced to clarify that it would continue to fly county standards from council buildings after a row over the flying of Lancashire's red rose flag.

Reform chairman Zia Yusuf had earlier announced that "Reform-controlled English councils will move at speed to resolve that the only flags permitted to be flown on or in its buildings will be the Union Jack and St George's flag".

In response, Labour MP for Blackpool South, Chris Webb, said Reform was off to "a great start" by "banning" the Lancashire rose. As of Friday, Reform controls Lancashire County Council.

A Reform spokesman later said: "Reform UK will proudly fly the Union Jack, St George's flag and county flags."

"Unlike the Tories and Labour, we are proud of our country and history," they added.

Lancashire County Council told the BBC the red rose flag would continue to be flown outside its buildings.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyn9pg994jo

Depends on the exam board.

3rd world monkey shit

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_school_diploma
Retarded nigger kek.

FACKIN CAM ON KEMI *BANG BANG* OUST SOME FACKIN TORIES

Reform chairman Zia Yusuf

Stopped reading after that, and I will also stop reading when I see his name

retard

In 2006, GCSE Mathematics was assessed primarily through written exams, with coursework playing a role for some exam boards. The exact weighting of exams and coursework varied depending on the exam board. Generally, the focus was on assessing mathematical skills and knowledge through both calculator and non-calculator papers.

Rekieta Law

He still going?

He graduated the school of life with a phd in being a larping spastic

He actually trained in the Tibetan mountains under an order of monks called the Fragrant Ideation. They just trained him wrong as an injoke

S. T. Mianis

why is it up the fucking wall? are you that lad who spilled curry in his bed?

Dare I ask?

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpq24rlg8eyo
And just recently

no UK mentioned apart from some 'international' shit

Thanks for proving my point. KEK

I'm actually curious because it'd be hilarious if he didn't proper finish secondary school lol

kvetching so hard he cant even type lmfao

Where did I say anything about the UK you ESL chimp?

He didn't even graduate nursery

Contemplating going for a run. I've been doing press ups and sit ups this evening. Probably run later in the week.
How?

nu meme lads

Are you the same lad who spilt curry all over your bed and floor?

So careless

based, enjoy lad

love zoos me

I'm doing the view

Kek

kek

Where did I say anything about the UK

This is brit/pol/.
If you're not talking about the UK, fuck off.

kek he is as well and hes done it again

"Reform UK will proudly fly the Union Jack, St George's flag and county flags."

"And what about the party flag?"

Apparently so, scrapped towards the end of the 3rd Blair Govt apparently. Fair play

Got a bit on the floor when I originally sat in bed before opting for my desk

I accept your concession

A man is known by the company he keeps, a tree is known by its fruit.
For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
Josh is about 2 football fields worth of Rolf Harris. That is the equivalent of 87 double decker buses filled with Gary Glitters.

To be so for real?

kiss and make up?

don't like any other browser lad

yeah he's a good lad
quite funny
quite candid about his run in with the law for "having too much fun" kek

That's not a meme though.
High IQ people vote Lib Dem.

These are ancient pictures

lmao

That's based. It really do be like that. I'm the Apu with glasses.

sorry for calling you a retard

They have to shit up the thread somehow bless em

You shat on the bed

thats mad so you haven't learned from last time? fuckin rooms covered in bits of food, this is a HMO as well isn't it? mr sajeed your landlord wont be happy about that, lose your deposit

I always think they're sad.
Monkey world in Dorset is so sad. Just rescued chimps from horrid lives.

Thanks lad.

nice

Don't be, being called a retard by a fat spacky nonce like you carries zero weight in the first place

get one of these you fucking spastic

no come back

using josh's line

Every day you get closer to being outed as the runcorn nonce on a larp.

Only spastics vote.
Meme invalid

carries zero weight

unlike your mum cos she's a fat cunt

Eating in bed is for disableds

It's over.
Chinks have won.

I met one named Poo Shit one time, and I just about pissed myself laughing, and he had no idea why. Another one named Shart caused a similar outburst

77th aren't sending their best, they don't like it when we talk about gay boy politicos

Haven't kissed a bloke since me Goth days. I imagine kissing me is like kissing a Priest made out of cheese. Like sexual antimatter

Knew it. Mental how you can tell it's anon just from the colour grading and dinginess of the picture.

I remember this from years ago kek

Bloody hell

I accept your kiss session

posting the order number and address

Can't this be used to dox you?

no comeback

You didn't have a comeback you retarded nigger. I know the UK doesn't have high school diplomas, it's why I'm asking. You claimed that high school diplomas are third world shit when this is blatantly false as multiple first world countries use that system. When you couldn't argue back, you proceeded to cope and deflect

Yeah, my mum can't fit into an urn like yours

wonder what he's up to now

I didn't even know it was a bank holiday
wtf I worked today and sent out 2 emails
can't believe it lads I'm fucking fuming

lad I literally get christmas cards and prezzies every year from brit/pol/

waheyyyyyyyy

josh paragraph

kek

What does a bag over your head do that a normal tug at the willy doesn’t accomplish

And how does one decide they like it

I reckon it would get spicy between us and we would both feel weirdly bad about it. I went to an all boys school and have a baby face, people have been trying to get in my pooper my whole life.

no comeback

Kek
I accept your concession

something to do with increased intensity orgasms through oxygen starvation

josh catchphrase

Keep going.

Fair, outer has some proper weirdos that might be lurking though

need a poo brb

Josh is too thick to use it right.
I'm using it correctly.

Fat nonce melty time
Sad cunt samefagging and IP hopping and talking to himself on his sock puppets what a fat jewish paedo

His address has been posted here before
You could probably find it if you can be bothered to sift through the archives

a danger wank
unlocks a primordial release

Give it a go, you might like it

Based
Fuck the white roses!

boggy b copying josh's patter again

has a meltdown when called out on it

LMAO

forren muck

I have to admit theres something cute about her. Not in that pic though.

I'm better at being josh than josh.

You are.
Filtered.

My biggest regret in life is saying the word sock puppet to boggy

Ok, so you get a better release. But then you have to stand up and take a plastic bag off your head and go outside to be a person again

You really are thick

She's a black nerd. They must be protected at all costs

kikes on an absolute mad one today

Feel really tired umm just been sleeping a lot and brain fog past few days

Same reason birds like to be choked

kek

Post sponsored by gobleto gobstain through his residential paedo proxy site™

I imagine there would be a period of shame processing, much like any wanking activity

Only if the "Q" in IQ stands for "Queer" and the "I" stands for "massIve"

drink water

Shitting up the internet after their gaza plans were leaked.

Mad how josh has to samefag with his paedo proxy site whenever he gets BTFO

back from having me poo lads
didn't even have to push
it just fell out

same, was thinking about getting a blood test, can you just request one from RNHS?

Hardly surprising considering your grandpa raped you for your entire childhood kek

Josh has fecal incontinence after being raped by his grandad

he's talking about child rape again

Not worth the risk imo

That cut him deep

What’s he done

He got held back and put in nursery because he was just that clever and it was unfair to the other kids

Actually we were making out.

bognonce talking about kids being molested after he spent all weekend larping as a parent
#luxurylife
#sexoffender
#buteropride

Don't do it. They'll just go "oh, your F237x1b levels are slightly high, you might be pre-pre-gigabetic" and then they try and put you on a cocktail of weird drugs that make you feel worse.

after he spent all weekend larping as a parent

Jewish schizophrenia on full display
#rapedbyhisgrandad

Why are there tons of Delusional malfunctioning brained perverted sex pest lolcows called Josh?

I count 11

That I am fully aware, but did he actually graduate secondary school?

The twelfth egg is the one that cracked when you put on your maid apron KAWAIII

He has the twelfth individually

speed running the thread because he got btfo for being retarded. Again

you all still talking about josh 24/7 yeah?

You think that's real?

It's mainly boggo as per usual. Josh doesn't really make everything about them. He tries to participate, and then boggo shows up to run up 54pbtid all about Josh

I'm making a new thread he can threaten to kill himself in

I count 12

Think trannies might be evil lads

why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person josh.
we know it's you

thats why he does it
wants to create maximum frustration with my name so to not enable me to have comfy times with the lads

Shut up Goblin

stick my head in ever few weeks and its josh josh josh josh josh
josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh

Lmao dench furiously samefagging with his paedo proxy site to defend his fellow child abuser lol

thejc.com/news/ivor-caplin-set-to-be-the-new-jewish-labour-movement-chair-cjpqed3r

Ivor Caplin set to be the new Jewish Labour Movement chair

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why lad?

We totally believe you and your paedophile proxy site samefagging lol

New new new

Surgery to reduce shoulder width?

He's been at it all weekend, he thinks a VPN makes him undetectable but he can't hide the stench of domestos he emits

josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh

beatrice doesn't give a flying fuck

Beatrice?

I don't know their names, I don't give a flying fuck either

People who vote lib dems have IQs?