Be me
Shopping at supermarket
Go to bakery section to get a Berliner (basically a german donut without a hole in the middle)
Lady behind the counter is muslim wearing a hijab
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Start ordering every savoury item that they have with pork/bacon (Sandwiches, chesse covered bakes with bacon bits....)
Make eye contact and smile the entire time
She's clearly uncomfortable but I don't give a fuck
MFW
Based.
Post the in store prices
Berliner
Congrats kraut you reinvented the jelly donut
be me
go to grocery marker
see tranny working self check out
"THAT'S A MAN LOOK IT'S A MAN YOU HAVE A PENIS YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN YOU ARE A MAN
buy sour cream and strawberries and leave
You got it in reverse
We actually invented the Burger and the Hotdog aswell
No need to thank us
Berliner (basically a german donut without a hole in the middle)
Behindert?
So how quickly will your politicians make this a hate crime?
DANKE
She's clearly uncomfortable
Please. That was because of you. She sits there all her shift.
DAYUUUUUUUUUUM
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET
kys
I will anyway, they're pretty great.
Ich bin ein Berliner
Berliner
Soon to be renamed Turkiner.
Ich bin ein Berliner
The best part of a berliner is in the middle
So it's the antidonut in a way
I am a jelly doughnut
jelly donut
Not only does it not have jelly but jam, it's also literally not a donut. You should kill yourself ASAP.
It's not a hole though. A whole indicates an opening. It's more like a cavity. If you'd translate it to german, nobody would say "Loch", but "Hohlraum". A "Loch" can be seen from the outisde
Does a donut have a hole in the middle?
You are our greatest ally
You know the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not about to jelly my foot up your ass if you don't shut up
Yes, if you look from up down on it.
So, if a donut is something with nothing in the middle, then the antidonut is nothing with something in the middle. Agree?
be muslima
Sell products with pork to unbelievers all day
Some weirdo keeps maintaining eyecontact while ordering a shitload of pastries (probably why hes a fatass)
Boss that employs me, a muslima, is happy we sold a lot of stuff today
The donut is a ring. What would be an anti-ring me?
What would an anti-ring be?
Like this, looks like Berliner but smaller
Ofc the antiring would strictly contain the whole donatified universe, like all space transformed into donutdough except a small ringshaped cavity of air. But that would be unrealistic so I assumed to discard the outer solution, leaving only the filled holes
It's not a hole if is surrounded with matter.
You mean a doughnut you cringe fag with ur gay words
That's why it's the antidonut in a way
Where the donut has a hole the antidonut has none, but since they are both donut-like, they still have something extraordinary in the middle.
Where the donut has extraordinary disappointment in the middle, the antidonut has the best part, extraordinary filling.
And btw i didn't name those "donut holes", americans did
Rent free.
Based krauts
We actually invented the Burger
makes sense
She can go fuck herself.
Based. Pork for victory! They will probably start putting poop on it though.
This is why I don’t agree with genocide
No way the Germans were worst than the Slavic Turk mutts that call themselves German now
Based, muzzrats should be called out on their bullshit at every chance possible.
Did you pay for it?
Deutsch-American Union when?
I came here to post this.
Turks here in Bulgaria secretly eat pork, I've been told by butcher friends.
Are (You) a Berliner?