Today is a day for White European-Americans to honor their culture, which is inherently Conservative.
In doing so you shall dress according.
This means a proper pair of pants, preferably khakis, a proper sweater and/or dress shirt, and a properly groomed hairstyle.
You will also honor this day by only listening to respectable music such as classical, jazz, country and/or vintage oldies.
You will NOT wear graphic t-shirts or hoodies, and you will not listen to faggoty metal or rap music.
Now that the rules have been set, have a Happy Holiday.