AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SCRATCH ME TO DEATH
fake news
That's called fuck around and find out. You can't get cute with cats the way you can with dogs, they'll just scratch you to shit they really don't give a fuck.
Big chungus moment
the onion
political
Weakest russian kot
Strongest russian man
There's major arteries in your leg where you can bleed out in 3 minutes but that's if your shot, no idea how kitty would do that unless this guy was on some kind of blood thinning drugs being a fatty onions enjoyer
its fake and not even politics.
This didn't happen. Cats are frens.
My iron is high so I don't bruise or clot like others. He's a weakling, I used to let my cat scratch me for fun.
It's called an iron deficiency you fucking moron, it makes you bleed and bruise easily.
Petting a cat correctly is hard, apparently.
idk seems fake
why are ruskies so obsessed with cats? it can't be purely toxoplasmosis
Imagine meeting your ancestors who died in battle in the afterlife and having to explain you got killed by a cat.
No way this is real nigga
his ancestors likely drunk themselves to death
i grab my cat's leg and say "chicken leg" and then i grab his foot and say "rabbit's foot" and then he gets pissed and goes all pet sematary on me.
why are poles so obsessed with ruskies? it can't be purely toxoplasmosis
they have daddy issues
Putin loves dogs tho
Cats are for women or faggots
Granted, that's a big, orange cat, that appears to be pissed, but this is still a bullshit story.
You pet them with your fingers, not your hands. Smooth caresses behind the ears and under the chin, that's their favorite spots. And before you pet them, make sure they have your scent marked.
Sounds fake, no way a single cat can cut deep or hard enough a human leg. He probably had pants on too.
The price of being a wizard: you only got 1d6 (and before 3rd edition, 1d4) hp per level, meaning even a fucking cat can easily one-shot you at level 1. Never wander too far from your local fighter.
blood thinning drugs
anticoagulant drugs for daily prescription after suffering a heart attack
they juiced magic user hp
People think it got gay when the jews gave it to the trannies but truth is that it has been gently sliding into gayness ever since AD&D started getting nitpicked and revised
cat runs away
claws you so badly you have a fatal wound
Take a hint my dude, he doesn't want to be your pet.
Rinse and repeat
Cats can actually smell onions and it makes them attack viciously and go for the kill.
20 years later, it finally came true.
A lot can be inferred from one's character based upon their treatment of animals.
Not like an honorary haitian would know.
calling a wizard "magic-user"
Ouch, right in the feels. Bush senior was still POTUS the last time I've read that term...
Dmitry :*(
EVIL MONSTER
MEGALOMANIACAL
GENOCIDAL TYRANT
I still do. It's called PLAYING
NOOOOOOOO STOP THIS, IN THE MOVIES I SAW ABOUT HIM HE ALWAYS SHOOTS DOOOGS
I can’t get my cat to hate me. The worst she will give me in an indignant meow
Sad. Cat really looked like its owner
diabetes moment
Bad kitty
My cat has literally never scratched or bit me, she's extremely gentle and courteous. Also she's black. Explain this Anon Babble.
laughed so hard at this webm i almost popped a blood vessel
My cats both teethed like crazy when they were kittens
She's not black, she's a brunette
Black cats are awesome. People who let their racism extend to animals are certifiably retarded.
so far..
He wasn't wearing pants was he? He was abusing the cat, wasn't he?
Garfield has had enough.