/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #17273

Day: 1168 — Daily battlefield assessment: isw.pub/UkraineConflictUpdatesISW

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Ukrainian naval drone shot down a russian Su-30 fighter jet using a modified R-73 air-to-air missile

Ammunition seen detonating after a Ukrainian drone strike in Saki, Crimea, where a russian air base is located

F-16s pulled from U.S. boneyard are being delivered to Ukraine for spare parts

The US has approved first $50M arms sale to Ukraine through direct commercial sales (DCS)

The Security Service of Ukraine prevented the murder of activist and volunteer Serhiy Sternenko and detained the attacker

US and Ukraine have signed a minerals deal

russia officially admitted to using North Korean soldiers in Kursk

Zelensky met with Trump, Macron, Starmer, Meloni, Ursula von der Leyen in the Vatican

US has privately offered security guarantees to the coalition of the willing that London is calling for regarding Ukr

The son of the deputy director of the CIA was killed in Ukraine while fighting for russia

Another Car Bombing: Deputy Chief of the General Staff of the russian Armed Forces, Major General Yaroslav Moskalik was killed

Car Explosion in Bryansk: Leading russian Designer of Electronic Warfare Systems Killed

rusniggers bomb civilians in Kyiv, at least 12 dead and 80 injured

Large explosions took place in the 51st GRAU ammunition depot near Mosqueow

Germany’s chancellor-in-waiting Friedrich Merz says he’s willing to send Taurus missiles to Ukr

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cofi status?

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So how did this happen /ugh/?
HOW?

With renewed pedophilic vigor of switching one word, our favorite lolcow is on another record pace streak, ladies and gentlemen.

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So how did this h-ACK!

IT WASN'T EVEN AN FIBER DRONE
XDDDD

Full of fat pidoroid botting or something, I need to coin a term for avid 4gpt usage

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so russians are very upset then by that su30 going blub blub

You would exclude all the uhg regulars if you did, VPN nigger

You cope that I supposedly use LLMs but you can't even write its designation correctly, Vasyan.

You would exclude all the uhg regulars if you did, VPN nigger

3 himars in 2 days

zrada

Oh yeah, I mean totally, from Abramses to Leopard 2s, they all just need a fresh coat of woodland OD and they're good to go.
ZERO US weaponry has been destroyed in Ukraine. Let alone personnel.

vasyan

from a certified forklift driver turned mall cop

Fat pidoroid please. Maybe lose some weight and get an actual job before barking at white people

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Thumb Pidorashka

white

You're an amusing nerdy pussy, pussy.

These are clearly fake decoy himars made of plywood and cardboard. Heil ukraine!!! Bash puthanos

Let's laugh at ZALA marketing together.
They just got beaten out by a 30 dollar drone.

XIR/HERs sisters...
ГOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOЛ

You will never be normal, pedo.

would you look at all the totally organic ruspidor (shill) posting
what could have happened tonight that made them seethe so hard?

fat pidoroid

jeet job

training literal Somalians

no useful skills by 33

How in the fuck is anything of this white, my poor fat pidoroid?

I won’t post my feet online to own strangers bro

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20 MILLION DOLLARS
30 DOLLARS
I just want the copes. How could it even happen? It wasn't even a fiber drone so it happened straight on the lines. What was it doing there? What was the plan? What's going on? Where is the NAFO training?

Whiter than you though, heh.

Second moscow drone attack + russniggers are getting bombed in Kursk again, zegroids are on shillcon 1

This is fucking INSANE

It's good training. I guess they're trying to shoot Moscow from the Sumy front?

petushka, we need more broooooofs

mfw when ruspidor malding

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Yeah, fuck these pidorooskie shithead fuck shills, there's ZERO proof that actually happened. It's just shit ass ARMA footage made with ChatGPT.

Go get a normal fucking white job then, human trash? Stop being a fat pidoroid and fix yourself or sumn

A very good day to all my /uhg/ comrades and a friendly reminder that the ukraine is a fake made up country AND rightful USSR clay. Can you feel it comrades? 9th of may celebrations, 80 years after crushing nazism, will be absolutely glorious (and you can only watch [in awe])!

Happened south of Konstantinovka, piggers didn't notice how quickly the front line got pushed back and paid the price
Minus one wunderwaffle

1/?

Recruitment for Russian "African Corps" Sharply Intensifies in Tatarstan in Recent Months

In recent months, recruitment for the Russian "African Corps" has sharply intensified in Tatarstan. For signing a contract with the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, a soldier receives a one-time payment of 400,000 rubles, with an additional 2.1 million rubles paid by the republic's authorities; contract soldiers are promised payments starting from 240,000 rubles per month for their stay in Africa. Experts cite Tatarstan's "good infrastructural capabilities" for recruiting and training volunteers as one of the reasons for such active recruitment in the "African Corps" specifically in this republic. They also suggest that the choice of Tatarstan may be due to the fact that "Muslim fighters from the republic will find it easier to find common ground with the local population of Northwest African countries," who practice the same religion.

"Deployment to Africa Lasts Six Months"

The first reports of recruitment for the "African Corps" ("AC") in Tatarstan appeared on "AC" social media in February 2025. In the following months, advertisements for the corps began to be actively placed by state media in Tatarstan — agencies like "Tatmedia," "Tatar-Inform," and others.

"Batyr" Center

For instance, in March, "Tatar-Inform" published a lengthy article about the "African Corps." In the text, Vladislav Kuznetsov, head of the Kazan center for military contract service registration "Batyr," discussed the service conditions in the corps.

According to him, a candidate for the "AC" must have a health fitness category "A" and no criminal record. "The age criterion is from 18 to 45 years for enlisted and non-commissioned officer ranks, and up to 55 years for command staff — for officers," the publication quoted the recruiter.
The contract is signed for one year, with the "deployment to Africa taking up six months of this period."

Good day comrade gipsybro,
so which one is your face? I'm thinking it's pic related lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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Why the actual fuck would they have a XIRMARS there? These things should be kept in the rear.
It was taken out from ~5 km, by a regular FPV drone at that too, not even a fiber drone.
Where was the famed NAFO EW? AWACS? Wunderwaffel? Captain America?

fat nigger posting about niggers

African corps are whiter than you, fat pidoroid, they did a good job culling afu and they’ll do good in Africa. These are not your hires

Proofs comrade fasciobro? Everybody knows it lmao.

2/?

A person signing a contract receives 400,000 rubles from the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation and 2.1 million from the government of Tatarstan. During the deployment, the salary is a minimum of 240,000 rubles per month, paid in the equivalent of foreign currency.

Additionally, a one-time payment of 20,000 rubles for each minor child and the possibility of obtaining a subsidized mortgage are provided.

"For an injury, a serviceman receives a one-time payment of up to 3 million rubles, depending on the severity of the injury; in the event of a serviceman's death, his family receives up to 12 million rubles," "Tatar-Inform" quotes Kuznetsov.
The head of "Batyr" also noted that "before deployment, fighters are taught about the cultural peculiarities of the African continent's population." According to him, contract signees from Tatarstan are "centrally sent to Nizhny Novgorod for combat training."
The "Tatar-Inform" article was reprinted by many Tatarstan media outlets.

Besides Tatarstan (Kazan and Naberezhnye Chelny), recruitment for the "African Corps" is also happening in Moscow, Moscow Oblast, St. Petersburg, Nizhny Novgorod, Krasnodar, and Novorossiysk.

In Moscow and the Moscow region, those who sign contracts are promised regional payments of 1.9 million rubles. In St. Petersburg, the regional payment for "AC" contract soldiers is the same as in Tatarstan — 2.1 million rubles, while in Nizhny Novgorod it is 1.105 million rubles.
In Krasnodar, in addition to the regional payment of 1.5 million rubles, a municipal payment of 250,000 rubles is also promised.
In Novorossiysk, the regional payment is also 1.5 million rubles, but the municipal payment promised there is 500,000 rubles.
According to media reports, municipal payments of 300,000 rubles were also supposed to be made in Kazan and Naberezhnye Chelny, but "Idel.Realii" has not yet found confirmation of this information.

The contract is signed for one year, with the "deployment to Africa taking up six months of this period."

And where they will spend another six month?

3/?

The Tatarstan publication "Business Online" at the end of April published a report from the send-off of men who had signed contracts with the "African Corps" for combat training:
"I have experience," fighter Nikita (name changed) told our correspondent in a stern, military manner. According to Nikita, he had already served in the SMO (SMO or Special Military Operation is what Russian authorities call the full-scale invasion of Ukraine — "Idel.Realii") as part of one of the volunteer corps in the DNR. "I was near Chasiv Yar. You've probably heard of us."

Last week, the same publication released an interview with an "AC" representative in Tatarstan with the call sign "Grek," who is involved in selecting fighters for the corps.
— We conduct instructional work in training units of the defense ministries of those countries that have asked for help, — stated "Grek." — We also carry out tasks to protect Russia's interests and ensure security. But the main thing is to help combat terrorist organizations. This is the main problem in many African countries.
He also added that "one needs to have minimal knowledge about the region you are going to."
— We are going to Africa not as mercenaries, not as colonizers. They turned to us for help, we go and help. But at the same time, we are entering someone else's house, we are guests there. We respect their traditions.

TZD

Ukraine will receive more himars by eoy so it doesnt really matter

fat pidoroid scared of employment Checks out so far

4/?

Following the capital's publications, municipal media in the republic also began to advertise recruitment for the corps.
— There are those here who have already served in this corps, — the "Bugulminskaya Gazeta" quoted the city's military commissar, Rafael Minnetdinov, at the send-off ceremony for men who signed up for the "AC." — Four of those standing in formation are former reserve servicemen of the airborne troops, one guy is a conscript, registered here at the enlistment department of our district military commissariat. Three men participated in combat operations in Syria. There are guys who have combat experience in the zone of the special military operation.

The newspaper added that "Yunarmia cadets from the cadet boarding school were also present at the send-off ceremony."
Besides Kazan, recruitment for the "African Corps" is also conducted in the republic's second-largest city — Naberezhnye Chelny.
— We are currently accepting young men without combat experience, as an alternative to compulsory military service, but we consider candidates individually, — stated Alexander (his surname is not given), head of the local selection point, at the end of April. — The requirement for them is secondary technical or higher education. We have a lot of vacancies — from cooks to pilots. The city administration and military commissariats are helping us in every way with the recruitment of people for the "African Corps."

At the end of March, the "Tatar-Inform" agency wrote that more than a hundred people from the republic had already gone to serve in the "AC."

buck broken cuz mosque got bombed again

many such cases

Ah yeah, nothing ever matters.

5/?

Foreign Media: "The Presence of Russian Mercenaries and Military Instructors in the African Sahel Does Not Contribute to the Stability of This Region"

The "African Corps" is a military unit of the Russian Ministry of Defense, created at the end of 2023. The corps' activities are overseen by the Deputy Minister of Defense of Russia, Yunus-Bek Evkurov (former president of Ingushetia). The Institute for the Study of War (USA) sees the main goal of this unit as strengthening Russian influence in Africa and providing military assistance to governments loyal to Russia.

As Grigory Lukyanov, a research fellow at the Institute of Oriental Studies of the Russian Academy of Sciences, noted, the "African Corps" being formed is unlike Western and Asian security companies that have been operating in Africa for the last 30 years. According to him, these are not security guards or instructors, but a "unique product" capable of military operations.
According to "Vedomosti," the formation of the corps began after Yunus-Bek Evkurov's trip to North and West African countries in September 2023. It was noted that after that trip, Mali, Burkina Faso, and Niger created a military "Alliance of Sahel States."
— The creation of the "African Corps" in a short time frame under the conditions of the SMO in Ukraine demonstrates the capabilities of the Russian armed forces to solve large-scale and complex tasks outside of Europe, — the "African Initiative" publication quoted its "military-diplomatic source." — The Russian Ministry of Defense will help sovereign African states to counter the neocolonial influence of the West, undermining its resource base, and strengthen equal cooperation between Russia and African countries.

We aren’t hiring Somalians dummy! You got baited

6/?

Currently, the "African Corps" operates in Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, the Central African Republic, and Liberia.
At the end of 2024, the Telegram channel "Rybar," close to the Russian Ministry of Defense, noted that the "African Corps" "has expanded the horizons of Russian presence in a fairly short period."
"It has already replaced semi-official formations in Libya and expanded the activities of Russian military specialists to Burkina Faso, Niger, and Equatorial Guinea," wrote the channel's authors.

They further clarified that with the help of the "AC," "the armed forces of Niger and Burkina Faso are actively undergoing training."
"Further work on strengthening combat capability is an important factor in ensuring the loyalty of governments of states that are fighting internal threats," wrote "Rybar."
The channel added that in Libya, Russian servicemen "conduct joint operations with the 'Libyan National Army'," and in Equatorial Guinea, "AC" fighters "are deployed to ensure a peaceful transition of power from the elderly father to his son," who "has repeatedly stated his pro-Russian and pro-Chinese positions."
At the same time, "Rybar" noted that in the Central African Republic, local authorities "are reluctant to agree to the deployment of an official Russian contingent." However, according to the channel, "the prestige of Wagner PMC [in the CAR] is higher than ever — a monument to Prigozhin is being opened in Bangui, and company fighters occupy important positions in the army leadership."

300k for a bomb.
A UPMK kit for a FAB-500 costs ~1000 USD.
Why can NATO win this war on the cheap?

your seething matters, buckle up cuz ratmean bridge is bye bye once ukraine gets taurus

7/?

In turn, Western countries criticize Russia's activities in Africa.

"For many years, events have unfolded according to the same scenario," wrote the German publication Deutsche Welle at the end of March 2025. "Russian mercenaries, at the invitation of local governments, established themselves in various African countries. On the one hand, they gained access to valuable raw materials, such as gold. On the other hand, an apparatus of influence was formed that introduced pro-Russian narratives into public discourse. As a result, some African countries severed ties with Western ex-colonial powers — and Vladimir Putin's Russia presented its services as a new partner."
The publication cited the opinion of Julia Stanyard, an analyst at the "Global Initiative Against Transnational Organized Crime (GI)," who stated that "the involvement of Russian mercenaries in illegal activities and connections with illicit businesses undermines security in Africa."

GI, wrote Deutsche Welle, "has released an analytical study on the work of Russian mercenaries in Africa and recommended that African countries and the international community limit Russia's influence on the continent."
The publication also referred to the opinion of Beverley Ochieng, an expert at the Center for Strategic and International Studies (CSIS) in the USA, who believes that "sending fighters who have gone through the Ukrainian war to the 'African Corps' instead of returning them to society and rehabilitating them could be a convenient step for Russia."
In early April, Deutsche Welle cited assessments from a report by the Spanish Ministry of the Interior. According to them, "the presence of Russian mercenaries and military instructors in the African Sahel does not contribute to the stability of this region, but only worsens the situation, strengthening the positions of international terrorists and increasing the flows of illegal migrants to Europe."

Him/Hers troons...
ГOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOЛ

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Ah yeah, the thing the famed HIRMARS didn't destroy? I though it was meant to be destroyed already.

8/?

"The methods of Russian mercenaries inspire terror in the local population," Deutsche Welle quotes the Spanish Interior Ministry report. "They only increase refugee flows and swell the ranks of terrorist groups."
In November 2024, the United Kingdom imposed sanctions against the "African Corps." In March 2025, Canada joined the sanctions against the "AC."

Why Tatarstan Specifically?

The money promised to "African Corps" contract soldiers in Tatarstan is comparable to the payments for those recruited in the republic for the war with Ukraine. For instance, since January 1st of this year, the one-time payment for signing a contract to participate in the Russian invasion of Ukraine in the republic is 2.2 million rubles: 1.5 million rubles from the budget of Tatarstan, 400,000 from the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, and up to 300,000 from the region's municipalities. In addition to the one-time payment, contract soldiers receive from 210,000 rubles per month "for being in the 'SMO' zone and undergoing service."
According to calculations by "Idel.Realii," since the beginning of the full-scale Russian invasion of Ukraine, at least 4,883 natives of Tatarstan have already died in the war. The republic, according to "Mediazona" and the "BBC Russian Service," ranks second in Russia in terms of the number of deaths.
Experts interviewed by "Idel.Realii" offered suggestions as to why Tatarstan, despite such human losses and large budget expenditures on payments to contract soldiers, has become one of the main bases for recruitment into the "African Corps."

We’re NOT sending niggers for a mall cop training course. You can seethe all you want

9/?

— The reason why the corps is being formed in this republic is singular — it is being formed by Yunus-Bek Evkurov, — believes Russian political scientist Alexander Morozov. — He has been closely associated with Tatarstan for many years: he performed Hajj together with [the republic's president] Rustam Minnikhanov, and has been friends with [former president of Tatarstan] Mintimer Shaimiev since one was the head of Tatarstan and the other the head of Ingushetia. Evkurov simply feels comfortable in Tatarstan, so he is forming the "African Corps" in Kazan, not in Grozny.
Military analyst Kirill Mikhailov suggests that the main reason for recruitment into the "AC" in Tatarstan could be the fact that "many Muslims live in the republic."
— Tatarstan's Muslims are less susceptible to extremist currents in Islam, — Mikhailov believes. — And at the same time, the Ramzan Kadyrov factor, which casts doubt on the loyalty of recruits from Chechnya, for example, is absent. Russia is currently showing particular interest in the countries of Northwest Africa — Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger — which belong to the Muslim part of the continent. Perhaps it is believed that Muslim fighters will find it easier to find common ground with the local population.
The analyst notes that this principle of recruitment into the "African Corps" "can be compared to the USSR's war in Afghanistan, when soldiers from the republics of Soviet Central Asia were sent there."

— Although there is also more recent experience, namely the dispatch of Kadyrov's military police to Syria, — adds Mikhailov.
Tatarstan political scientist Ruslan Aisin is confident that the choice of the republic as one of the main recruitment locations for the "African Corps" is due to the fact that the region "has good infrastructural capabilities for this."

wunderwaffen #486707 will save us

Gee comrade, where did I ever hear this again? Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why are you like this comrades? Why do you never learn?

10/?

— First of all, it is the presence of the "Alabuga" special economic zone, — Aisin explains. — It is there that a certain selection and testing of personnel takes place: primarily from Africa. It is known that representatives from African countries work there in various technical positions, including the assembly of drones (media previously wrote that "African girls were lured with false promises to work" in "Alabuga," where they ended up "assembling military drones"). Therefore, as far as I know, various specialists are gathered there — instructors, translators, simply specialists in the region, including humanitarian experts, linguists, and others.
The political scientist also notes that "after the BRICS summit held in Kazan last year, there were certain agreements with representatives of African countries."
— In short, the republic has experience of interacting with Africa, has resources, infrastructural capabilities; and therefore Tatarstan was entrusted with the implementation of this project. Of course, the republican authorities, I think, do not need this, but they are not in a position to dictate their terms. They were told — they comply. The republic likes to be a leader in all spheres. Well, it's the same here, unfortunately, — Aisin summarizes.

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Who is Accepted and Can They Be Sent to Ukraine?

At the time of writing, the official Telegram channel of the "African Corps" has more than 45,000 members. There is also a bot through which an application can be submitted. It states that a contract signatory receives a one-time payment of 2.5 million rubles and a monthly salary starting from 230,000 rubles. It is separately written in all caps that "transfer from the SMO is impossible," which was also previously stated in media publications. However, "Tatar-Inform" at the end of March this year indicated — "transfer from the SMO is possible with the consent of the command." The soldiers who join the "AC" themselves will be equated with participants in the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
It was also previously stated that it is impossible to join the "AC" with a criminal record, but now Tatarstan media only mention "serious articles" (serious offenses). The recruitment brochure for the corps does not mention criminal records at all.
Regarding health requirements, the brochure indicates fitness not lower than category "V," as well as resistance to a hot climate. "We consider people even if they have some health restrictions. But this is more on an individual basis," Alexander, a senior official at the selection point in Naberezhnye Chelny, told the "Tatarstan-24" TV channel (the channel did not name his surname, and the serviceman himself appeared in the video wearing a balaclava).

As recruitment progressed, more and more discrepancies appeared in Tatarstan publications regarding admission to service in the "African Corps." Another question that concerns Tatarstan residents, judging by comments on social media, is the likelihood of servicemen from the "AC" being sent to the war in Ukraine.

himars cant destroy the bridge, it needs to be hit by ballistic or heavy warhead cruise missile but you are illiterate and no wonder you have no clue about it. All you can do is seethe while russians get killed and mogged

12/12

As recruitment progressed, more and more discrepancies appeared in Tatarstan publications regarding admission to service in the "African Corps." Another question that concerns Tatarstan residents, judging by comments on social media, is the likelihood of servicemen from the "AC" being sent to the war in Ukraine.
"Many people ask the question: will we be sent to the SMO? We are currently recruiting specifically for the African continent, but since we are servicemen of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, if an order comes to go to the SMO and perform some tasks, we go. Our units performed tasks there, after which they were successfully withdrawn. At the moment, none of our servicemen are in the SMO zone," stated Alexander, head of the selection point in Naberezhnye Chelny.

Russian air defenses shoot down 8 storm-shadows, 170 UAVs as Ukraine attempts to strike Sevastopol

You can't even reach Sevastopol anymore my sides kekekekekeke. How are you going to destroy the bridge?

Ukraine hires mercs from FARC and glownigger corps. We need a longread about it

Seeing how Ukraine has no planes and refuse to fly the F-16s and Mirages, what are they going to put them on?
I have an idea, relay it to Srysky r/ugh. Put like 10 in an M113 and use it as a suicide truck.

Is Zelenskike gonna drone Xi?

We are currently at 43 fat pidoroids and counting.

he's a new shitskin on the shill squad, cut him some slack
he even posted the MSPaint HIMARS loss last thread

Go to /chug/ to ask for it, Thumb Pidorashka.

so called 4 layers of russian AA get destroyed by fpv drones launched from sea drones operated from 500km distance

Just donate to Ukraine, what the fuck are you doing with your life anyway? Fapping to dudes fucking each other? You don't need it, Ukraine does.

Go to your trooncord for additional text extracts, fat pidoroid

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You can't help but to laugh at how incredibly shit the picture quality is in these russian propaganda videos. You can claim that pixel blob to be anything you want

Nice, tell me more, gonna relay it to the FSB. So when does Budanov arrive on dragonback to cut off Putin's head on the 9th of May parade? You seem to be close to Syrsky.

a blur in the distance fires rocket artillery

an indeterminate time later, a shed in a field is damaged

I love russian war videos

cucktin will be hiding in the bunker, probably in siberia or as far away from moscow as he can get

Cuckraine lost LMAO

trooncord

Just having Discord means nothing but whatever helps you not to neck yourself, kek.

gay sex

like clockwork
in the mornings when you take a look at the mirror, do you just sort of tune out the fact that you're brown and thus not human? idk I've always been curious about how turdskins go through life not killing themselves
it's fascinating

Get a white job you fat lazy pidor then yap at me. Forklift driver, ueba lol, peak ukrainian existence

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Will Ukraine kill Xi too? Imagine bringing down the CCP and collapsing China and Russia in one swell swoop. If only Ukraine had a HIMARS and an F-16....

So you value gay sex more than Ukrainians trying to kill ZIGGERS? Did you EVER make a donation to the AFU apart from paying all your taxes on time?

immediate melty

Relax, Thumb Pidorashka.

Merz might not be German chancellor as he doesnt get enough votes, the 14 MPs who backed him dissented. They have to vote again or wait to choose someone else as chancellor

What could this mean for the war support?

Germany will never be not fully committed to Ukraine until the very last Ukrainian has been killed.

doubt xi will go to the parade as well he will be hiding too

fat useless nigger

jeet tier job, no working skills whatsoever at 33 years old

leeching off the government

shilling for hru pocket change

Pinpoint the melty. Looks like typical ukrainian experience abroad so far

They cannot be hiding in a bunker. Will the cameras show GCI Putin and Xi? So Ukraine has a hypersonic bunkerbuster?

Merz will be the new chancellor, they will buck break the MPs and force them to vote him

only if there is network in mosque, lately this seems to be an issue. Russia is stuck with 3g connection, hell even africans got 5g

this

logging truck is STILL declared as HIMARS

So you value gay sex

I don't, I don't even think about it until a homosexual brings it up, doesn't cross my mind at all
I dunno why both Russians and cow turd eating proto-gypsies are so obsessed with it tho
maybe you're just a faggot?

A UPMK kit for a FAB-500 costs ~1000 USD.

Is this same calculation that makes Shahed supposedly to cost 10000 usd?

If all that is true, why are you so mad about it, pidorahens?

Yep, what I’ve said is true. You create a negative image of a ukrainian refugee living abroad, this is clearly bad for ukraine bro and I’m pep talking you into success from a neutral standpoint. They won’t give you a purple heart for being a fat miserable pidoroid in his thirties working as a jeet commander, you know

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truck o logs still counted

pidor, just use oryxblog they have better tracking and even have a higher count than russia sources for ukranian losses

Why do you care, Thumb Pidorashka? :)

It's all just doctored ARMA ChatGPT footage, Russziggers cannot kill a single HIMARS, I mean Rusziggers are using fucking shovels and bare hands and hungry Norks and niggers.
They could not hold a CANDLE to any NATO weaponry.
20 million USD buys you the best unkillable Ziggerkillers.

I care for you and for your future my poor fat pidoroid. When you’re 55, you’ll remember me, a modest poster with a kind piece of advice and a warm heart, with a smile, and peacefully croak knowing you’ve made it

So what’s got the cum/chug/gers all riled up?

Made this after thinking it'd be fun to play whenever zigzogs start seething, open for improvements
see

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russian navy was made a mockery of itself as it fled from sea drones and lost two su30s lol, and they are fresh from daily broomings so they are extra mad

losing 2 planes to a jetski with a bottlerocket on it

no 3 day truce, victory day parades cancelled across the country

ukraine conducting cross border sorties, rumours of new kursk incursion

probably one of those

How much do you think a Russian FPV costs?

implying I keep you on my mind as soon as I switch to something else

Dude, you're like, a literal gnat. Don't think too highly of yourself. And just for you to obsess about me a bit longer, I'll leave a signature.

t. Alchevsk-kun

mosque getting droned for a third day in a row

What doesn't these days?

late frost has killed lots of crops, russia niggers are gonna starve again

If what you’ve said is true, are you still a fat miserable pidoroid working jeet tier jobs at the age of 33 because you’re inept at anything else?

they cant even grow potatoes

Please don't feed them this time. They're fucking ingrates.

Ukraine hit a drone school, dozens dead
Their brown skin
Moscow's airports are shut down again
Their closeted faggotry

fat pidoroid talking about food supplies AGAIN

I can’t

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they wont have Ukrainian farmers to steal from

immediately melts

KEKAROOOOO

All these replies and not even two describing the same even. What the fuck's up with your discord these days?

Yeah, but you fed them food through the 1990s. Just let them eat each other.

immediately retracts

So much for the fat pidoroid revelation

pidorashka seething, english falling apart

fat pidoroid engaging in cannibalism propaganda

Kek makes sense given zir salary

We are at 50 fat pidoroids and it is only 11am.

Double bingo

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Evropa froozing status?

Not necessarily Europe

"Without light, warmth and water." In the suburbs, all the electric generators bought up due to the ongoing fifth day Blackout

Residents of the Moscow region continue to experience the consequences of one of the largest accidents on electric networks caused by sudden frosts and snowfall. Despite the soothing assurances of the authorities, many people have been living without electricity, water supply and heating for the fifth day (night temperatures drop to 2 degrees).

We might *still* see Dollar Store D-Day:

Russia is preparing a landing operation. Around 300 enemy boats have already been prepared. The goal is to establish control over the Kherson and Mykolaiv oblasts, - Yuriy Tkachuk, an officer of the National Guard of Ukraine's "Omega" unit.

kek @ image did not read the name of dead before he could be general ziggie

Holy shit please do it. Imagine all the hilarious footage.

I hope they won’t think to throw you into the Black Sea and cause a tsunami effectively washing the assault party off

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The Russian Federation began to criticize the Czech ammunition initiative during the visit of the Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky in Prague, which, according to President Petr Pavel, could continue in the following year. For example, the Russian agency RIA Novosti said in connection with the initiative that the country is "playing with fire".

In fact, the Czech ammunition initiative helps Ukraine helps to defend itself to aggressive Russia. Before this initiative, Russian occupiers had an artillery superiority of ten to one, but now this superiority has decreased to two to one.

"The Czech ammunition initiative works excellently. You have really helped us very much," Zelensky said in Prague. Prime Minister Fiala said that the Czech Republic should be able to supply Ukraine 1.8 million pieces of large ammunition 155 and 152 millimeters this year as part of the initiative.

God I hope this happens. If it does, any anons on the black sea coast should be on the lookout. You might find a dead zigger washed up on a beach near you!

idk I guess there's a lot you're seething over
maybe you could talk some more about fag sex, and threaten people with a broom in the ass
that might get everyone in line and on the same page

magura drones vs zigger boats in 2025

I only use discord to groom legal adults into becoming furries

my socks are ready

regular fpv would do the job

After they sink the boats they should drop white phosphorous on any remaining swimming ziggers

Well-done and salted ziggers, I like it.

Rusniggers thinking they still have any offensive capacity wasn't on my 2025 bingo card.

And he is still going
I already had a meeting and found a bug and he is still here fuming and going mad

You broke something in him finn anon

Colon status?

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fat pidoroid doubling down on food analogies

Needless to say salt directly affects the probability of cardiovascular diseases already present in fat useless pencilneck pidoroids such as you, alchevsk-koon

I'm just being myself and being happy with my life. I have a loving, cute wife who supports me and I support her. And I'm also a cofi-obsessed attentionwhore. That's it.

Why is the BBC failing to follow the script when the MI6 just announced 1 million dead Russians?

Not only that, but he has posted the phrase "fat pidoroid" 50 times in a span of 2 hours. That is nearly 1 fat pidoroid every 2 minutes.

Now it is 52 fat pidoroids. He can't stop lmao.

You’re a fat useless pidoroid on ADs in his mid-thirties, having acquired none of the necessary skills in life but acting like you’ve got it all, living off the lavish leech lifestyle, shilling for hru shekels. That’s all

53, he is ulting!

i think envy is the main motivation for him

goodluck to you and your wife man, dont drink too much coffee, or at least drink equal amount of water

grim

Those are obituary confirmed only lmao. I appreciate your effort, pretending to be retarded for the whole thread, but it is time to cur losses and come back tomorrow, gypsy.

When you’re 55, you’ll remember me, a modest poster with a kind piece of advice and a warm heart, with a smile, and peacefully croak knowing you’ve made it

Supremely based comrade. I too have been trying to bully my comrade leechbro into trying and having a good life, but I kind of gave up when it became apparent that he fucks fatties (lmao) and aspired to get a university degree (at 33 AND balding), ie have a few more leeching years. Some comrades just don't want to get saved, it is what it is.

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Bro he lives in a village and his job is being the village child rapist.

Yep, how do I apply for obesity and a forklift. Fuck nigga what if you’re balding too that’s a taint (hopefully not ofc)

Nigga u balding already??

That's what you get. Your 1 million is literally 100k. Why does the UK suck so bad these dayss

How is the weather in Langley?

Day 1168 of the 3 day SMO

Russia still isn't any closer to winning the war against a much smaller country

Russia still hasn't taken back THEIR OWN FUCKING territory after comitting huge efforts and begging Norks for help

Trump is basically serving Ukraine on a silver platter and the monke is still too incompetent to take it

I'm laughing so hard at Russia. Weak country with dumb people in it.
And you little zigger reading this: Your Anon Babble contrarianism makes you unable to stop supporting it. You MUST keep shilling for Russia to be le based trad chud :D!

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kp.ru/daily/27694/5084248/

German generals knew that attacking the USSR was a mistake. But they were afraid to tell Hitler

Interesting thing to post. I wonder if there's double meaning, perhaps a reference to contemporary events.

I think the zigger is obsessed with pidors because he is one, like most ziggers. Why are they like this anyway?

Langley?

But you don't get it, Putin is still yet to roll out the real, hidden Russian army.

You just know Trump is going to bail them out again

I have a loving, cute wife who supports me

Are you... basically admitting to be a fattie fucking manwhore comrade? How GRIM! is that lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Well it is obvious that your job here is to make pro-russian side look retarded so I am asking you how is the weather at your job location.

confirmed by digits
Ukraine is dooooooomed

lol how would he know?

This isn't a Russia exclusive. Happened here too, and in much of Europe and iirc parts of USA.
Though in southern Russia temperatures went from +25C during one day, to -3C during the following night, not sure plants liked that.

Well, if Russians spoil their chance with Orange retard, I'm not going to even laugh, KEK.

So how did this happen /ugh/?

HOW?

Watch out comrade, you are very close to another breakdown.

He doesn’t realise that the true key to winning is actually working upon himself, not creating an image on 4chins to plead for some cheap validation from strangers who don’t get to affect his life in any kind. It’s peak narcissistic behaviour, focusing on your own image like that; I’ve tried warning him to no avail. Maybe you’re right marxio…

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Ummm sisters? Taurus status?

Bro what the fuck is this shit I’m taking no sides but why did you have to excrete this cringe you obese retard ape

How can a simple bridge make you trannies seethe so much?
Tell that to your shill buddy here

Yes yes it is VERY nice. About 100 bucks/hour nice.

said rusnigger in defence of marxio

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oy vei
6 000 000 himars!

my coffee is freshly brewed gevalia medium roast i had a holy shit moment when i was in chernihiv that they had gevalia because otherwise it was just nescafe slop

drone explodes somewhere in donbas

all Russian soldiers within a 300 kilometer radius spontaneously combust

It never ceases to amaze me how flammable they are
Maybe it's because they are satanic.

It is jealousy confirmed.

more like 100 HUF/h

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Schadenfreude mostly. I’ve told you niggers narcissistic fat retard’s only line of defence is “look how bad they are for bullying me”, this nigger is a manchild

another breakdown

You mean like that time you posted that disgusting slop you tried to pass for a potato salad and I fucking lost it and called your (fake made up) country a nation centered on whores comrade? I fully stand by that statement btw. Whore.

I'm in Langley, Chudcel. They pay in dollars.

lukashenko will bail them out

Finanon's best defense is replying to you, little boy toucher. You are just not smart enough to realize he enjoys you seething at him.

So when are you going to the front? Mother Russia needs you.

Lmao.

Trump is basically serving Ukraine on a silver platter and the monke is still too incompetent to take it

this is what baffles me. monke just had to play ball with orange man, and he could have won, since zion don's only condition was immideate ceasfire, and yet that retard decided to squander it

it's probably the vodka

I've notice that russoids and their supporters mostly post delusional gigantic copes with no basis in reality while smug seething while you guys speak like bots, literally, buzzwords upon buzzwords copypasted ad infinitum is there any live human posting here who supports shitkraine?

No fucking way I’m biting this. I hope you’ll have enough manhood one day to strangle the hambeast of cringe yourself

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Check your blood pressure, Thumb Pidorashka. He's completely correct, unironically. :D

any live human posting here who supports the ukraine ?

No i'm an attack helicopter piloted by two niggers .

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sure thing lajosz.

i am drinking gevalia too, how good it is compared to other brands ?

Anyways, I am at work. See you later, child predatory in a while, pedophile.

My name's David.

nah he is genuine stupid magyar cygany

war veteran

patrician vidya tastes

online presense

Political career inbound.

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saint petersburg nigger spotted, its from Gävle and they are pretty good at everything that should be roasted i'e the goat

Well you did kill off my libido for a week

You are just not smart enough to realize he enjoys you seething at him.

I'm sure he pretends to comrade, but I doubt he actually does. Personally I think it's a weird mechanism where he can't stand being ridiculed and slandered, so he sees his presence here as something akin to defending his reputation, and that of the ukraine by extension. But I doubt he actually gets kicks out of it, or he wouldn't binge antidepressants and make extensive use of AI slop to fight his battles for him. It's really weird, but really, most of my /uhg/ comrades have similar coping methods in place.

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whatever you say laszlo. still there is nothing more embarrassing than being orbanite shill

/chug/ is selling off another RusZigger sucidide as a Ukrainian one

TRD

I hope you’ll have enough manhood one day to strangle the hambeast of cringe yourself

You have a way with words comrade, lmao. That was pretty fucking good.

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That's funny to hear from someone who got really assblasted over a suggestion that you're a cuckold. KEK.

On a serious note fat pidoroid has to suppress his seethe hard because he’s gravely dependent on you

ai lei lei lei lei lei la

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Jesus fuck you infantile retard abstain from adult topics for a while

Yeah who knew being anti-EU also means losing the biggest market in the world.

vote for the Z candidate

literally hours after election the state auction to sell bonds failed

have to keep bleeding foreign currency reserves to prevent inflation

still get inflation

lol and lmao and fuck i hope the war is done soon because we are next

would be funny if it turned out that dar młodzieży was more combat capable that anything in rusnigger army

Infantile retard

t. battered dog who follows me everywhere to tell me how NOT MAD he is.

:DDD

should have adopted the euro KEKS

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vote for gyppo

market drops 5% in a day

What did they mean by that?
It was MIGA tier and it was in romania.

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I was really starting to be afraid that you had finally put me in your fabled filter list comrade, it's sooo refreshing to discover that I have not fallen out of your graces. So how have you been doing comrade? It seems that wherever you go you get bitchslapped these days, are you ok? Why did you refuse to engage in our little banter these last days anyway?

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Russia cuckold

Ze's not a cuck it's just an open relationship

bankrupt

looool no it won't
it will just borrow at higher rates, and have to raise taxes to make up for it
its a failure, but not THAT much of a failure

I’ve never made you a fat pidoroid in the first place. I’ve never made you affirm yourself at azunigger’s expense by writing some industrial grade cringe. What the fuck is wrong with you man

*glug* *glug* *glug*
New aquatic TZD just dropped.
Someone do proper clips, I am woking.
t.me/gostrikartuzy/944

Sure but why are you so mad about me? Are you seeking to avenge Azuca? You keep bringing him up again and again.

He returned to the hospital under his own power .

Trump to NBC: “Russia wants all of Ukraine — and if I hadn't intervened, they'd be fighting for all of it now.” When asked what Ukraine might have to give up, he replied: “Russia will have to give up all of Ukraine.”

youtube.com/watch?v=9b4OAlpPhNA
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919279841443995762

As Budanov said: deeper and deeper… Over 2,500 km — Russia launches “Koyvor” (airport safety protocol activated when an unidentified object is detected in the sky) plan at Nadym airport, Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous District, after drones reached deep into its territory last night. Ru sources claim 26 UAVs were intercepted.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919280752966996294

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Twice the weapons, same budget: EU's new plan boosts support for Ukraine by buying directly from Ukrainian arms makers—cutting costs in half.

"If Trump can't bring peace, Europe will—with strength." — Andrius Kubilius, European Union Commissioner for Defense and Space said.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919284095881732324

Sure

Thank you. Concession accepted

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In Romania’s presidential election, far-right AUR’s George Simion (40.96%) and pro-Western Bucharest mayor Nicușor Dan (20.99%) advance to the runoff on May 18. Simion (persona non grata in Ukraine) is Eurosceptic, said Russia isn't a threat to NATO & ally of disqualified Georgescu (who called Ukraine a fictional state); Dan supports Ukraine.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919287214250373221

Russian forces have begun using groups of divers to covertly infiltrate Ukrainian positions, taking advantage of underwater movement to evade detection. Ukrainian drone forces recently spotted and hit one diver in a successful strike.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919288443718295843

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Chinese President Xi Jinping will visit Moscow for the May 9 Victory Day parade, according to China’s Foreign Ministry. His visit to Russia is scheduled to last four days.

mfa.gov.cn/eng/xw/wsrc/202505/t20250504_11615436.html
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919289769252581852

Boris Pistorius will remain Germany’s defense minister in the new government formed by the SPD and CDU. A strong advocate of Bundeswehr reform and Ukraine support, Pistorius signals continuity in Berlin’s defense policy.

spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/spd-stellt-minister-vor-baerbel-bas-soll-arbeitsministerin-werden-stefanie-hubig-uebernimmt-justiz-a-ab31334d-5fee-4f22-b317-cd28125b7553
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919291847198859481

Glushkovsky district, Kursk region: Russians report that Ukrainian forces shelled Tetkino and engaged in a firefight near the railway station—up to 5 Ukrainian soldiers were reportedly spotted and a bridge near Zvannoewas blown up.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919300704327372949

Pro-Russian militia leader Vladimir Novikov (TROY unit) reports Ukrainian activity near Tetkino, Kursk region: intensified strikes, drone battles, and cleared minefields on the border.

He adds that a new wave of attacks is expected soon.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919304056419332564

KEK, see you soon.

Russian channels are reporting that Ukrainian forces have launched a new push in the Kursk region, with a focus on Tetkino. According to them, after missile strikes hit bridges overnight, armored units moved in with mine-clearing vehicles, leading to intense fighting. It’s possible that Ukraine’s 225th Assault Regiment is involved in this push.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919306086433092080

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What do I have to do with your shit? You’re a man, handle it yourself

ban and disqualify opposition

it gets voted back even harder

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Gayrapean "democracy", comrades. Will its leaders learn anything from this? Nah of course not, they'll keep ranting about muh USSR disinfo and jerk each other off a couple more times. I hate the current iteration of gayrope so much it's unreal.

this guy fucks

why was i under the impression they had euro...

Moscow residents report mobile network disruptions during Victory Day parade rehearsal. Users from Beeline, MTS, Megafon, Tele2 & Yota saw outages; some received SMS warnings about possible internet restrictions due to “security measures.”
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919326639290273852

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KEK, schizophrenic, I'm not the one following you under every post.

Kremlin Spokesperson Dmitry Peskov: A Putin–Trump meeting is largely necessary but must be properly prepared. As of now, there's no Middle East trip in Putin’s schedule for mid-May — a location previously floated for the meeting.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919328680486093208

Russians filmed Ukrainian mine-clearing vehicles pushing through dragon’s teeth and minefields near the Kursk border—footage appears to be recorded from a local drone command center.

"It already goes through the teeth, f*ck. And look we are also already being sorted out."
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919331000036765747

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President Zelensky has begun talks in Prague with Czech PM Petr Fiala, focusing on bilateral ties and the Czech ammo supply initiative. He’ll also meet defense industry leaders, students, and opposition figures later

ukrinform.ua/rubric-polytics/3989402-zelenskij-u-prazi-rozpocav-peregovori-z-premerom-fialou.html
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919331998092365860

Huh? Schizophrenic? Is this all your ‘Artificial Intelligence’ assistant could produce? Sad. KEK.

The EU is set to propose a full ban on Russian gas imports by the end of 2027, aiming to sever remaining energy ties with Moscow despite a surge in Russian LNG deliveries.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-05-05/eu-set-to-propose-banning-russian-gas-imports-by-end-of-2027
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919333736010707308

dihydrogen monooxide strikes again

New U.S. chargé d’affaires in Ukraine, Julie S. Davis, has arrived in Kyiv. The embassy says she comes at a critical moment to advance President Trump’s policy of ending the war and securing lasting peace and prosperity.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919343159122723164

Western allies aim to agree on more Patriot systems for Ukraine before the NATO summit in late June. Potential suppliers include the U.S.

reuters.com/world/allies-seek-deal-more-patriots-kyiv-before-nato-summit-source-says-2025-05-05/
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919369963443191908

TZD

Boom in Russia: In Makhachkala, unknown attackers shot three police officers.

Reports say the car was stopped for a document check—then gunfire erupted. One attacker was killed on the spot, another later. Two are still on the run.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1919395269415735410

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i will bake one bread

So what now that Merz wasn't voted as chancellor? What about the Taurus? What about the 9th of May parade?

Gothic above morrowind

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Tetkino

is it "Aunt town" in east slavic?

Kek

yep