Kraut/pol/ - Blähdian Edition

discuss german politics

explain this

wurd grad aufn caffe eingeladen von ner frau aber hab ausversehen nein danke gesagt weil ich zu dumm war ums zu checken

wollt eingendlich nur bier kaufen die hab ich zum glück auch

außerdem hab ich Apfel konfitüre geschnkt bekommen selba gemacht und angebaut ich wette ihr misgeburten bekommt sowas net weil ihr voll die wichser seid

is bessor so, halt dich fern von Frauen und Prost alter^^

Lü lü lülü lülü lü lü
Lügenlord

zum wohl! when I was younger I was always meeting alice here :)

For me, it's a traditional Bismarck and Fanta.

Afternoon lads, can someone explain to me how Merz is now chancellor after losing the vote?
What's going on?

Hör auf die Spaziergänger zu erschrecken und dieses Arschwasser zu saufen. Paderborner, pfui Teufel.

billigstes bier an der tanke man

Hast du zu viel Geld? Warum kaufst du Bier an der Tanke, wo alles doppelt so teuer ist? Wohnst du in einer Höhle im Odenwald oder habt ihr keinen Aldi?

Germany is now a BlackRock colony

Aldi ist im gewerbegebiet digga locker 20 minuten fußmarsch nur hin und dann wieder zurück leck mich

I wish

Was? Nur 40 Minuten? Das ist doch nix, außerdem kannst du dir dann die Kalorien direkt wieder ablaufen du fauler Heckenpenner. Bei dem Wetter ein Fußpils trinken ist doch affentittengeil.

im so happy to fill their bags. who is a good boy?

he only lost the first round. second went to him

Ah okay, thanks mate. Lugenpresse as usual then.

could beat them with their own weapons

als würd ich nur ein mal nachschub holen

Wie arbeitslos bist du?

ich box mich durch

Get a room

Moin

Sagt der mit dem Homolappen als Fahne der kein Deutsch kann.

Geh Türkenschwänze lutschen du Aidswrack.

Dutsches Sprach schwehres Sprach. Is gut?

discuss german politics

Fine. Modern Germans are cucked retards who love brown men raping their kids. They hate America because American white men still have balls. They've started saying that it was they who got rid of "the Nazis." And they love Russia for killing their great grandfathers and because Putin is the emperor of Antifa which is the chief religion of Deutschland.

You will never own a home in Germany, nor any land. You will live and die in a flat. If you make any noise after 10 pm you are arrested. If you don't sort your trash perfectly you will be jailed. Germans have no freedom whatsoever and are also a poor people on average.

German dyke with a jeet wife. The state of European right is fucked.

Keeping that cuck chair warm Stefan.

Stimmt, verpiss dich besser.
Das ist jetzt unser Board.

hello bitter faggot have fun getting conquered by ziggers in 2 years lel

You will never own a home in Germany, nor any land.

Skill issue

How do you like this song? I wrote it for Krüst and you.

It is still in beta stage

ein pferd ist grad an mir vorbei gelaufen

Ein Pferd ohne Namen in der Wüste?

Ein Pfernd.

It is funny the soon you cross the German border people instantly become 2x depressive.

Beautiful

Wer verdient schon irgendwas. Nicht mal den verdammten Tod gibts gratis

"Deutsche"

i still cant believe this guy will be finance minister

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He can't be worse than Scholz back in 2017

Also a skill issue

He can't be worse

i think like that for 12 years and yet they always manage(d) to prove me wrong

just in, police radio communication is nation out of order
putler did this

stop making me horny you must do this on purpose at this point

Mohammed? id, theres to much in your country, like, Japanese Girls get the "ick" when theyre visiting Germany for the first time and all what they see are mudslimes. i can call it a "german syndrome"

Where japanese Girls want a nice germany boyfriend but only see thoese stinky browns, get an "ick" flow back to Japan and keked afer that!

Kek to Germany!

Wanna watch a romcom with Cata and me?

auf jeden fall

I prefer Katherine Heigl

Sandra Bullock movies are comfy too

AND I WOULD HAVE STAYED UP WITH YOU ALL NIGHT
HAD I KNOWN HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

I only know her from that show

give one reason why people don't deserve it

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What? But it's not Firday? I thought grandpa wanted to film fewer episodes.

You are in no position to talk.
The country elites have decided to copy the Americans and mass import pajeets.To ruin the country so they can afford their greece trip from the few bucks they save up in labor cost.

lol

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Somebody post her tits please.

frauke petrie

I've heard that name like ~10 years ago but can't remember the context

Hasn't she done it already? Something called the "Blaue Partei" before Covid?

how did jews conquer germany after ww2

I really don't want another lolbert party. On the other hand, if AfD gets banned, this is going to be the likely alternative.

he's no throat goat mommy

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It was just a prank.

Yeah, 2019, disbanded it.

all I've got is this

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Are these photoshop edited? Did she have a cosmetic surery?
She also looks like a lesbian.

yeah, she also advertised it on BdK

FOTZE!!

Skala von grad gekündigt bis Arno Dübel.

Bet you are also in the camp of blowing entire world's up before Tyranids.

Well ... circumstantially. Nids are tricky with their biomass absorption. "Starving them out" that way sounds like typical grimderp because you could assume their ships simply drift through the dead zone towards juicy targets. Redirecting them (e.g. into the nearest Ork empire) might justify it (would assume they are too simple minded to not take such bait) or even better Necron tombworlds (who might just wake up pissed off enough to not just ignore them) ... could justify it assuming you simply lack the forces to take them heads on (so the worlds in the original wake would be doomed no matter what ... assume logistics for evacuation are nonexistent too here). Lastly, if a world is doomed (blame the Administratum as usual for not relocating reinforcements in time!) then lastly it would be best to give them a fighting chance and if they (expectedly) fail drop a few planetcrackers on the world now in the process of biomass absorbation ... will result in a net biomass loss for the swarm, weakening it.

they asked for you

they don't know shit

God I wish that was my cock

gypsys

Moin. Checked.
Ye had a busy day today.

ja verfassungachutz oder gilt das nur einseitig?

stomp them

feige hurensöhne

escalation

Warendorf?

Who again? If it was the police ... tell them I am not even home!

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they hurt me

has he been right about something yet

They should hurt you more, apparently it hasn't been enough

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ich würde lieber sterben als so weiter zu machen

stop making me horny

They came first for Körst and you laughed...