Realistically speaking, how would you escape from here?
Realistically speaking, how would you escape from here?
Lol if you escape you're stuck in San Francisco, fuck that
Easy, just shut down the bot servers so OP can't post.
SUP board catch the wave brah
Suicide.
Swim.
It's like a mile.
Like Clint Eastwood
The average person can't swim a mile, let alone in the severe currents present in San Francisco Bay.
Learn to swim nigger
You flip on your back and float swim while conserving energy, that distance is nothing.
If you can swim freestyle/float at all you can just do that gliding swim thing Navy seals do.
It's basically hiking in the water, it's really fucking easy to do, and if you're fucking fat it's easier because you float. WAY easier.
The average American can unironically float a mile. The water is scarier when you can't float by your own nature.
Not so long distace for swim.
Yet, you most likely would drown.
I would send messages to the marine life via vibrations of morse code played with my lunchroom spork. I can't tell you anymore of my plan in the hope that I will need to execute said plan.
Giant rubber ducky floatie.
It actually seems like the worst location in the modern age because any large gang, mafia or cartel could assault the compound fairly easily with minisubs or boats at night and it might take them a while to get backup because of the remote location....
I have a fool proof plan that would allow me to escape from ANY prison. Here's the plan:
Don't cause any trouble
Serve my sentence quietly
Get released
This plan is so fool-proof that the prison-industrial complex will probably have the jannies delete this post.
I'd fashion some stilts made from my bed frame and the bones of my cell mate just long enough to reach the sea floor and just walk across.
Average American here, can confirm. I can float vertically for as long as I desire. Basically unsinkable.
Boats are kinda easy to shoot at
*stabs you*
Was getting stabbed for no reason part of your plan?
Imagine doing crimes
You'd never make it as the currents are too strong.
I'd wait until they served beans, then trade cigarettes for at least 25 servings. I'd eat it all in one sitting just before rec-call, then I'd fly into the sunset like the rocketeer.
Like the guys that actually fucking escaped from Alcatraz and never got caught
You know you can swim sideways to a current right?
I'll use my Itty bitty titties and a bob superpower
As of right now, the water temperature in San Francisco Bay is 15 degrees Celsius, giving you roughly 10 to 15 minutes before you lose dexterity in your extremities and potentially as little as one hour before you're incapacitate due to hypothermia. Not to mention that San Francisco Bay has some pretty strong currents that would likely cause you to drown rather quickly.
id ask my government to snatch some nigger off the streets of Moscow
US would release me the next minute
You can also use your pants for temporary floaties, also depending on the time of day, pretty sure current takes you directly to mainland.
The water is 50-60F with currents, you will die
They wouldn't do that for just anybody. Only important people.
Oh wow that's about the same temperature as that English channel everyone swims across....
They wouldn't do that for just anybody
fucking with mutts is a national sport here, they'd do it just for the fun of it
wind surf using a sheet and driftwood
Run for president and win. They can't keep the president in prison.
They think niggers are more important than everyone else.
the averagee Aussie can swim about 5 for sure, geez Euros are fags
I'm slightly or hugely over average and could do about 30 or maybe 50 before sinking.
swim
No, you couldn't.
It's just the Krauts. Me and my friends swam for longer when growing up.
Realistically speaking, how would you escape from here?
It's just the Krauts
It's the Swedes too. They take in too much water through the asshole.
I used to swim lanes, turk faggots behind german flag are not human.
i can float on my back for days and then swim a bit and then suck off a dolphin and eat a jellyfish.
call an Uber
Start spreading revolutionary ideas. Overthrow the prison plutocracy, grab the means of incarceration, become warden and thus sentinel island 2.0.
I use to swim for a mile or so to random islands at lakes. I guess I was less of a pussy then but sure seems stupid now.
I was pretty fat when I wanted to be a Navy seal for some retarded reason and swam a shit ton of freestyle like a fat autistic weirdo.
Yes, even the nearly obese can basically indefinitely swim and put out work.
nearly obese
the guys who did it, made their own power tools to bore through the concrete and made a rubber raft out of rain slickers
they were never found. most think they drowned
Then do the star and pray
swim, dumbass.
people do it every year.
Nothing to do with your weight tho. It's because your bone density is lighter than shitskins.
love all you guys, thank fuck we are back even tho it was only down for a bit it made me realise how great this place is and that there is nowhere else. maybe nobody or a few eil even read this or care but maybe that makes it even better, goodnight fags
You could swim. That's an option only for whites tho, not niggers like you.
It‘s called a side stroke.
Learn the 10/50/50 rule (50/50/50 for Americans). If 100 men go into 10C (50F) degree water, 50 men will have died after 50 minutes.
It takes about 30 minutes to go 1,5km (1 mile = 1,62km) for an average swimmer. The distance to shore would be 2km. Assuming the currents your increase travel time by 50%, you can expect it to take 1 hour. Considering that as well as physical exertion helping to keep up body temperature along with the other aforementioned information, it is totally feasible to make it across should you be physically fit und not below average in cold resistance. Even in the coldest months whereby the water will be about 10 degrees (50).
There are also sharks in the water though. Fuck sharks.
By transforming into a dog and swimming to the coast
This is a bot thread btw. You're pouring your heart out in a bot thread.
Also, fat floats.
Pray I catch a guard lacking and speedboat the fuck out no way your swimming unless lucky cause
Hey officer look there's someone in the water get them!!!
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This guy started doing it for fun at a old age. He just completed his 100th run.
Dare I even say it?
The same way Lyme disease escaped Plum island.
Swim the other way to Oakland
i have my ways
Losersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen.
Realistically speaking, how would you escape from here?
Go up.
Nobody expects you to go up.
Congratualtions. Now you're in Oakland.