Brit/pol/ spivvy council eid-ish

Bank of England poised to cut rates as fears grow over impact of Trump tariffs

theguardian.com/business/2025/may/05/bank-of-england-interest-rates-uk-economy-trump-tariffs

Sainsbury’s tea to return to Fairtrade label after dropping it in 2017

theguardian.com/business/2025/may/05/sainsburys-tea-fairtrade-label

UK migrant centre sees sixfold rise in a year of staff sacked over failed drug tests

theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/05/uk-migrant-centre-manston-staff-sacked-failed-drug-tests

HMRC under fire for taking more than four months to process tax refunds

theguardian.com/money/2025/may/05/hmrc-process-tax-refunds-tax-office

Green deputy launches leadership bid with UK ‘eco-populism’ vision

theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/05/green-deputy-zack-polanski-launches-leadership-bid-with-uk-eco-populism-vision

UK-wide initiative launched to tackle marginalisation of working-class writers

theguardian.com/books/2025/may/05/uk-wide-initiative-launched-to-tackle-marginalisation-of-working-class-writers

UK wins £500m in science grants from EU Horizon scheme after Brexit lockout

theguardian.com/science/2025/may/05/british-scientists-eu-horizon-research-funding-programme

First for…

Don’t you ever

Who let the dogs out MORE LIKE who let the wogs in. Am I right or am I right?

I reckon the queen probably brushed off most of the gay advice the spivvy council gave whereas Charles is our Joe biden and does everything they recommend:

Why don't you host iftar in Windsor chapel

Why don't you make the coronation more inclusive and include defender of the faiths in the oath

Why don't you get rid of all the outdated traditions and make everyone wear suits

Why don't you involve every religion in the world during the coronation that would be inclusive

Why don't you say this gay thing this week.

Why don't you praise this thing about islam during Easter

Sad cunt needs to go

STICK YOUR CHRISTIAN VALUES UP YOUR ARSE KEK BENJAMIN

C U C K uppercase is still filtered nrwfag

God dropped by Jehovah's Witnesses because they asked if I wanted to be baptised and I said I was already baptised and that I disagree with them on fundamental theological issues, but they pride themselves on doing bible studies?
only to push their warped perception onto otherwise unlearned individuals
sad

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When irl willyposting goes wrong

People of any ethnicity can be productive members of society.

I don't know whether ethnicity influences behaviour, but surely there are many things which influence behaviour. Each individual is different. So maybe we should just judge each person as an individual (their individual character). It is lazy and inaccurate to make assumptions about a person just because they belong to a certain ethnicity.

Thanks.
I usually don't use the word cuck lightly, so didn't know.

He got jannied.

If I was in power I'd change the border forces uniform to the lifeguards redcoat and when they start raiding immigrant dens it'll be kino

SHDM TBQH FÄM

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‘In reality, parent choice becomes a euphemism for separation; a system of quiet exclusion dressed up as empowerment’: MAT leader Seamus Murphy imagines an education system in which all children attend their nearest school

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He's a big lad.

infinity jeets

You can lead an Indian to water but you can't make him wash

I shudder to fucking look

Basically Peterloo

The deal does not include any change in immigration policy, including towards Indian students studying in the UK, the British government said.

Thank fuck

The deal does not include any change in immigration policy, including towards Indian students studying in the UK, the British government said.

Infinity+1 jeets

So just the usual 100k jeets every year?

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Rawhide!

Hah! Hah!

Bameification overdrive in the face of reformquake, only 4 years left to totally destroy the country

100k

every year

I envy your innocence

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blade that's 12 inches in your back won't be pushed in to 16 inches

yay? I bet it eventually will be, they know that front loading any bad news would be terrible optics so something will come into play later and quietly

Kek, 116k Indians coming for work what the hell. Those jeets coming here on student visas aren't going back after they study like the Chinese

I do try. Ate an entire viennetta the other night.

From a theoretical point of view is there any way the conservative party could survive? Let's assume we were Tories boys in charge of the party, how would you save it?

Reform would bameify the country faster than Starmer

Ate an entire viennetta the other night.

Based and bigladmaxxingpilled.

look into the indian education scandal too lad

Sure mate

I'd save us by dissolving it

"We're taking away their "Student" status and instead reclassifying them as "Entreprenurial readers" which entitles their entire village to come and support them! Huzzah! Gin's for everyone!

Wonder how Mair is these days.

You'd have to do a massive house cleaning of all the useless spackers, and aggressively adopt a 'Britain first' nationalist platform
The problem being that it's spackers all the way to the top, and they won't let anyone clear them out

Oh the fake degrees? Yeah I've heard of that. I guess that's why so many of them work as Uber eats drivers or in the service industry because nobody hires them. I think the work visa thing is jeets coming via a work transfer

big mo
need i say more?

From a theoretical point of view is there any way the conservative party could survive?

They're cockroaches, they'll outlive every single person who reads this post.

Let's assume we were Tories boys in charge of the party, how would you save it?

Wait for Farage to die and absorb Reform, the right's biggest electoral advantage in the past 100 years has been that it doesn't go to war with itself.
There are plenty of US Republicans that don't like the Tea Party, but they'll still vote for it no matter what.

how would you save it?

TTD
Total Tory Death

aye thats the one, absolutely shocking, most of the companies poos work for already have poo upper management and are practicing nepotism

I feel like you missed the point of the whole thing bro

Let's assume we were Tories boys in charge of the party, how would you save it?

Get more big lads in the party.

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what can we make him do next?

uhhh get him to declare peace between jews and muslims with no mention at all of christianity?

he already did that, come on something crazier!

send him on a pilgrimage to the holy land?

bit pricey. is there anywhere closer?

using a thesaurus to try hide the article is written by jeetGPT

maybe i guess, but I will not, in any circumstance, ever vote for a party who is in liaison with moon worshipping shitskin paki cunts
wont do it

Every country is making unlimited immigration deals with India.
The only way this makes sense is if the indians somehow got their hands on the same blackmail material the jews use.

full-throated

I just read this as them sucking someone off.

Henry Zeffman

Education: Highgate School

£26,490 a year to learn to write like that

The gays

I gave Starmer the benefit of the doubt but doing a free trade deal with India is unbridled nation destroying stuff

just shouted the nigger word at a black nigger man but I'm still poor, wot do?

Ok cool

How comes mainstream voters who care boatwogs don't care about mass immigration via worker/student visas

Scotch the deal is a well known phrase
Like Welsh on a bet

Try again

xcancel.com/MavenPolitic/status/1919743102702563557#m

As a result of this trade deal, Indian workers being transferred by their employer to work in the UK will not have to pay National Insurance.

After thresholds, this makes it around 20% cheaper for an Indian firm to hire and Indian than it does to hire a Brit. (8% employee NI, 15% employer NI).

Mutually beneficial my arse.

Oh, so it's so over

This and the chagos deal, fucking hell

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Because rightwing newspapers and rightwing politicians (which heavily influence mainstream radio/television) know that immigrant workers/students contribute more to the economy than they take out.
Boat people can be scapegoated as undeserving scroungers even though that's a very unchristian way of looking at the world.

Total jeet employment

Farage won't say a thing about the India capitulation because he's a Thatcherite

immigrant workers/students

Wrong. We are told that they do, but they don't, unless they earn £50,000+.
Not many students and care workers earn that much

It's safe to oppose the "illegal" one. Opposing legal immigration is racist, though.

gov.uk/government/news/uk-signs-trade-deal-with-india

Huge economic win for UK

Deal will slash Indian tariffs on key products such as whisky, cosmetics and medical devices, locking in reductions on 90% of tariff lines for UK exports to unleash opportunities for businesses across regions and nations of UK

meanwhile gov.uk/government/collections/trade-and-investment-factsheets

India

13th largest goods trading partner (1.9% of UK goods trade)

'Unleash opportunities' for 2% of our goods exports lmao

your le right wing paper doing very unsubtle propaganda

rKeir jizzing his thong at the thought of more jeets

Hmm I don't get bame slang at all, not one bit

I know that's been mooted a lot in the last few months, but I'm not seeing it in any of today's publications. I genuinely can't believe the govt would concede to that either, not least when it's been constantly shitting blood for the last year trying to work out how to drum up more revenue, they aren't going to allow the Indians in if they can't skim a bit of cash off the top

Thought the old yt blokes are just le heckin racist? We support them now?

What do you expect from a Tory Capitalist rag with an African leader?

Even more jeets will be hired now

eternal gratitude

Capitalist

We would only be so lucky
And that's more the Telegraph tbf

And Boris

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the saars will be redeemed

I genuinely can't believe the govt would concede to that either

Like them paying £30 billion to hand away territory while also pretending to take a more interventionist stance? Bruv, we are well through the looking glass at this point

he cucked on national insurance

its over

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you vil pledge undying fealty to ze landgrafschaft mountbatten

Best off starting your own business, only way you'll get a job in the jeet economy and you can hire fellow whites. Don't let women work for your organisation otherwise it'll ruin morale and you'll get all sorts of lawsuits over made up sexual assault shit

Start preparing businesses for the arrival of 113647489595755757 jeets, powerful deodorants, street cleaning services, anti rape kits, whatever, adapt to the coming changes for profit

Rachel reeves raised employer national insurance recent too. Seems sadistic if you ask me

Recently

I have nothing more to say on this matter.

Ate an entire viennetta the other night.

Cor. Did it give you the shits?

trade deal

you receive: infinity jeets

i receive: a way to dispose of my excess jeets

So practice your drone jamming on the remote highlands of scotland?
Fucks sake find somewhere. Or just do it anyway.

Sargons gonna be seething later. Look forward to the episode

You reckon he'll ever try to make a comeback?

It's literally their foreign policy objective and they're public about it!

"Hey, I'm going to siphon your economy to fund mine, send troublesome figures for you to deal, reduce pressure on my infrastructure with and influence your politics with Commonwealth voters. Also there's a barely disguised historical racial grievance element which I will use as leverage in the future"

"Yes please!!!"

Nah lad, I can digest almost anything. That was the first time I did that though. Had a normal meal a few hours before too, wasn't like I had a shitload of icecream on an empty stomach.

I reckon he'll want to be seen as a saviour after this generation of tories die out and aims to be in power in time for all the WW2 100-year anniversaries

God I hope so

Also, his "Hindu nationalists" are literally genociding Christians. We complained that the Chinese were bullying some of their Muslims a bit.

Depends how many jeets vote for him, I imagine they love him

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um achtually immigration isn't because of the EU

it's BAD because of Nige and brexit

and I hate it whenever Nige or Brexit does anything!

but let me tell you why it's a good thing and that we need 2 million immigration per year from India and Nigeria...

What do you call disagreeing with someone's existence and all that they do but agreeing with the results and demanding they go further? Leftism?

we need immigration because... I was told so

we have a worker shortage because... I was told so

we're too lazy to work because... I was told so

we don't have the skills in a 70m pop country because... I was told so

thirdies have skills because... I was told so

thirdies training their skills here instead of us is good because... I was told so

when the government rubber stands it... that makes them 100% British and 102% English/Scottish/Welsh

you can't cheat even the system because... I was told so... unless you're a dirty boatwog... but then I believe most boatwogs are legit...

they were subjects of the Empire and the Queen... therefore they have the right to colonise us because... I was told so (even ignoring semantics like date of birth being after the empire, the queen being dead, they have more voting rights, no-one wants to emigrate to their countries, oldfucks emigrate to spain instead of somewhere that was in the empire, etc etc...)

Most voters are not competing with immigrants so have no natural enemy in immigrants.
We live decadent lives, even the poorest among us can afford food, homes, sugar, coffee, toys and drugs, there is no reason to be angry.

If you read between the lines in his recent piece about Olukemi then it's clear he's chomping at the bit to have another crack at it, and honestly the party would probably do better under him because there are some really insane boomer Bojo loyalists across the country

OI
Am confiscating that burger
And give me that mars bar in your pocket

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I can digest almost anything.

BIG LAD

Might open up a business and hire jeets since they're so cheap now

is the bonnie blue vs 1000 dicks vid live yet?

ukonward.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Reality-Check.pdf

It seems that most of the population wildly underestimates the current level of immigration. We asked respondents to give us their best guess as to the number of people who migrated to the UK last year. The median guess was 70,000, ten times lower than the 672,000 net migration figure for 2023 and 17-times lower than the gross immigration figure of 1.2 million.

The median voter thinks immigration is at 70,000 a year.

I T S O V E R

It's also funny that we've got a multi racial empire that nobody in power knows how to cannily govern, maybe letting in a bunch of Hindu nationalist jeets just as the paki populace is getting riled up and war is potentially about to kick off is really fucking stupid? They're not even smart enough to run the gay project they're so proud of
There was a funny quote from some Chink official "America doesn't like muslims and America doesn't like the Chinese but America loves Chinese muslims"

Imagine if BLM reared its bunga bunga head again and got Winston's box enclosed days before the event... if only.

blocks your pavement and half a lane of live traffic

Wat do? Can't simply walk around him, it'd take most of your morning.

walks away slightly faster

he's chomping at the bit

*champing

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Think of the smell
Think of all the lying
No amount of savings is worth that

that mars bar in your pocket

I'm just happy to see you, big boy ;)

Giving up your burger and mars bar is the only option

grammarist.com/usage/champing-chomping-at-the-bit/

Is it chomping at the bit or champing at the bit? Technically, both are correct, but they have different histories. While champing at the bit came first, chomping at the bit has also been in the linguistic mix for over a century and is widely accepted today.

I've seen it used in books! I'm maintaining this position!

Manchester Airport Paki’s go on trial next month.
Don’t let them slide it.

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Call me racist like but I just don't want brown people in the country because they make the place look untidy

Imagine the stench

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Was that his teeth

Maybe there's some hoping the pakis and the indians will wipe each other out?
You don't want rats in your house and you don't want feral foxes in your house. But if they kill each other then at least it'll solve one problem.

Looks like a female tranny

Pretty sure the BLM niggers did something to get the plug pulled on them in late summer/early autum of 2020.
Can't remember exactly what it was.
Might have been the bad optics of these mongs:
youtube.com/watch?v=SA9yLL2gx7k

based language knower
I'll just do a 360 and walk away

The only thing they drew the line at was fucking carbon taxes lmao

its fucking OVER

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I'm sorry to say but that's primo cope

I thought that but it’s just the flashlight on the Taser.
Shame really.

Had a normal meal a few hours before too

#JustBigLadThings

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I remember listening to the radio after it happened and the most batshit boomers were calling in to say "the officer did nothing wrong, the guy was still a threat" despite there being scores of officers/ex-offficers calling in to say "there was no reason for it, he made all of us in the profession look bad".

bbc article

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0xee5krnno

winter fuel is STILL being talked about

nearly 5000 comments

wonder wtf is so big about this that I don't understand

check comments

"Solve immigration and you have all our votes, mate."

lol

The funny thing is you could have your winter fuel allowance again if the population dropped... because there'd be less people using fuel.

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Ricky Jones still free, will never see a day in prison. Anthony Esan still awaiting trial

There is literally one thing the electorate really want done, and no one even approaching a position of authority has any interest in doing it

Where are you reading this mate?
Just want to know

Or maybe it's the state thinking that if the 9eople are all diverse and fighting each other, then they'll never team up and fight the state.

British workers in India

they're also Indian

wew
3 years is funny, after 4 they can get ILR and get all the bennies they could wish for (that is if they haven't already had NRTPF waived) and then after 5 they can get citizenship
also

Indian

professionals

certain sectors

DELIVEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Looks like the font The Times uses.

Well I can't read tha to find out :/

guessing it's all fuming boomers with nothing better to do except seethe over Blairite handouts
I think that was the original logic but they aren't smart to pull it off

tell you what lads
i love not being constipated

the normies are becoming aware

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YEEEEESSSSSSS sink this fucking hell hole country

based language knower

There's a non-profit organisation called Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lives_Matter_Global_Network_Foundation

They've been in the news a few times for all sorts of reason. It's obviously just a huge racket.
Don't be mistaken though, even if these companies didn't exist your average blm enjoyer would still happily burn down a town over something that happened on a different continent.

Are they really giving national insurance relief for jeets? A twitter screenshot from a random account isn't really proof

Don't worry lads starmer gets it, and this is him going further and faster.

Instead rKeir think the voters are disappointed because he didn't go full retard quite fast enough. I used to think they're just out of touch but it has to be more than that.

laboured nose breathing.wav

SARRRRRS FREE TRADE AGREEMENT YOU GIVE US CURRY WE GIVE YOU TP

if p00man doesn't have to pay his national insurance anymore I'm not going to either

After thresholds, this makes it around 20% cheaper for an Indian firm to hire and Indian than it does to hire a Brit.

bait

lazy brits did this.

Appeal to social conservatives (27.5 million people) described themselves as “Christian” in the last census + 3.9 million muslims):

Promise to ban abortion.

Promise to ban gay marriage (expel David Cameron from the party), gay education, and gay pride.

And:

Get properly education on communism, woke is just marxism-leninism. Embrace anti-communism.

Have stricter migration policies than reform.

does it really require 15 of them to run the petrol station?

Curbstomp a jeet

For fucks sake.
Can't wait to see videos of hundreds of the fuckers trying to force their way onto trains and buses.

Lesson learned

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Every country is making unlimited immigration deals with India

Abdul, do you support all pakis in England being deported?

?

you slippery kipper you

based

I wish the jannies would just ban the boring cunt on sight

he was reaching for a gun

How comes mainstream voters who care boatwogs don't care about mass immigration via worker/student visas

Abdul, how many little white girls have your family raped?
See if pic related is your father.

talk about mouthfeel

Never understood why bikers and pedestrians start on cars, doesn't matter how hard you think you are you still have no chance against a midget in a fiat 500

I wish the jannies would just ban the boring cunt on sight

You wish, abdul

The full broadcast was 2 hours long, there was a retired woman who said she supported the officer and that the incident was being overblown (she also said she hadn't actually seen the video).
bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0jdj9kj

Of course. Deport all browns. Deport all blacks.

boring cunt

Some light reading;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_18
After reading, do you think Reform needs similar protection?

I'm sure the euro vpnigger is a bot
noone on earth could have the sheer dedication to do this every day
sad

Why just deport the paki rapists?

Josh and boggy exist and do the same with their constant drivel.
It's possible.

We live in such a violence averse society that people can't imagine that someone would just smash you off the road for being a massive cunt

It's josh.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y6y90e5vzo

UK and India agree 'landmark' trade deal

The deal does not include any change in immigration policy, including towards Indian students studying in the UK, the British government said.

It includes a three-year exemption on the social security paid by Indian employees working in the UK.

It's official. TLD (Total Labour Death)

Britische licht....BRITISCHE LICHT

josh talk is revving up

The former Tesco boss John Allan said earlier this year that Britain’s youth could benefit from some government ‘coercion’ and that 16-24 year-olds who are not in education, employment or training (Neet) be pushed to do municipal work or military training

The issue with the policy last time around, a number of supportive MPs say, is that connotations were too hooked along military lines; if the policy is going to be developed, they think it should instead end up going through the Cabinet Office or DWP to reframe it around the idea of bolstering civic society.

Two years mandatory shelf-stacking or care home arsewiping

They're importing fresh voters. Labour will do just fine.

So THIS is what Keir meant by FURTHER and FASTER

They've still got 4 more years to drive this country into a cess pit.
If you think it's bad now , just wait until they realise they won't get re-elected.

Once this country is done and dusted there'll be noone to lift it from the ashes and it'll just turn into india 2.0
poo festival culture and cow urine drinking on every street corner
It'll be like the forgetting of concrete making but on a civilisation-esque scale

Allan wants labour subsidies it seems, is the fact my local Tesco is staffed entirely by jeets no enough for him? Or has he realised their work ethic isn't that great?

just wait until they realise they won't get re-elected.

I reckon the recent elections is when the penny dropped for rKeir. He never had some massive mandate anyway.

Meanwhile ...
Führer and Faster

he thinks there will be another election

Accelerate.

This, the polish retard has sat here for 17 hours straight shitting up every thread some days

There was some Labour guest on a show i was watching talking about how Keir needs to make immigration promises now to ensure a 2029 win.
They haven't done a single thing they promised to do but are already working on their promises for the next election.
It's all so tiresome.

dont spell check me niggers i'm retarded

why does josh paki post?

Two more weeks until rKeir smahes the gangs

Indian women fuck better than the paki women though

The issue is dealt with and has been put away. Thank you for your concern, we get it.

@lawstudent54: About time!

Fucking boomers

We was to ard on Rishi lads

being a sadcunt has a profound impact on the psyche

Let's be honest it's probably the pole

he's total wanker does he do it to get a reply? to piss people off? because he's a jew? i don't know sad little goblin

Wonder how that benefits the youth. Yes young man with nothing to lose, you could be lifting boxes, wiping arse, shuffling goods and grannies around the store and learning how to deliver goods to disabled folk (and other NEETs who are luckier than you); it'll only cost you 2 years of your life, I won't even have to pay you and then you go can go back to being a NEET whilst I laugh to the bank with record profits after slashing staffing costs in half somehow.

How do these folk keep coming up with the worse ideas imaginable? who cares about tesco profits...

think it's to ragebait tbqh lad
like none of us are aware of the paki's way of life

who cares about tesco profits

I do.

Gab gone, no VPN access allowed

Rishi was a non-entity. He did nothing, said nothing and made no impact.
That's not actually a bad thing. That's the best kind of politician because politicians are all sociopathic kikes, so if they're 'doing something' you know it's going to be fucking awful for everyone but themselves.

exactly, we all know so it must be designed to annoy us and it's the exact sort of thing the little wanker would do, try to annoy you.

sosij and mash onion gravy beef dripping puds peas

dunno yet but might have a cheeky side of cheesy cauliflower

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Lush

Why are you replying to yourself, ranjit?

I'm a shareholder, so me

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Innit weird how they call them shareholders but then keep the profits all to themselves instead of sharing.

can i view bitchute through a vpn im not savy with these things

They're getting shut down because the vast biometric harvesting is raising eyebrows.
Something about Indonesia kicking up a fuss in the last week.

best just to move to some country that won't crush your neck under its iron boot, lad

I don't like how the cheese mingles with the gravy. So on this din din I'm out.

standard business procedure init really

Fuck might actually have to take the plunge and do aliyah this year

cheeky side of cheesy cauliflower

luv me cheesy cauliflower

Surprised the indos have enough time to kick up a fuss about that, what with the coups and the volcanoes.

Yes
I didn't know bitchute was blocked in the UK ?

I have a loyalty card so I suppose I do in a hypocritical sense
slavery never ended.

Sad techlet cunt!

Online safety act, innit

Im guessing the main VPNs like nord are only (((private))) in the eyes of the normaloid correct?

I don't use it , so whatever flaggot

And that makes it morally acceptable?

trade deal with india now

wow think about all the cow-dung related products we'll get cheaper

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Lmfaoooo blown the fuck out again rajesh

removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/britain-india-sign-trade-deal-2qvwb0g8v

In return the UK has made concessions to Delhi including an exemption from national insurance payments for Indian workers in Britain.

:/

Indian taxes on whiskey + cars reduced

whiskey is 150%, tomorrow 75%, in TEN years 40%

Britain will no longer tariff Indian textiles

90% of tariffed goods going into(?) India will have tax reductions, 85% will be tariff free

trade will increase by 50%, GDP up by £4.8bn, wages up by £2.2bn (for whom?)

cars will have a new quota system and go from 100% tariff to 10%

taxes on medical devices, aircraft parts and machinery will be reduced

"Assembled in the UK" will receive lower tax

UK services will have greater access to Indian markets, including government procurement, we will now be 110% reliant on Indian software

Both sides had prioritised getting a deal over the line after President Trump’s “liberation day” tariffs that imposed 26 per cent taxes on Indian exports to the US and 10 per cent on the UK.

Ministers hope that the deal will offset some of the economic damage done by Trump’s trade war

The next time someone tells you Trump putting tariffs up 10% destroyed the world's economy, tell them India has 150% tariffs :/

India was also looking for a binding commitment that Indian students would be allowed to stay in the UK for two years after they have graduated, something that was politically difficult for Sunak to accept.

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Remember how last year the biggest complaint was "National Insurance increases are too much! My business is going under"? imagine if that was because this deal was in the works...

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inb4 roadmen stealing your eyes for crypto wallet access

kek

We need more deliveroo drivers init

of course not, but nothing ever gets done about it because big business bends the government over on the daily
almost like they enjoy it or something

Ultra grim.

>Britain will no longer tariff Indian textiles

Enjoy your shit covered tshirts

including government procurement, we will now be 110% reliant on Indian software

Some jeet software is going to cause the next Horizon holocaust.

If all indians were brutally killed not a single sector of society would suffer, utterly useless cunts produce NOTHING of value

Of course. The best ones are the ones who don't sponsor every youtuber in existence and also don't give shit to the coppers.

This, what you need is a decentralized, anonymous cryto VPN network. Not saying the name though. DYOR

Just realised the OP has engaged in blatant patter theft off my post yesterday. OP you will be hearing from my lawyer.

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You're right you did inspire me

New

Come on britpals

We're gonna get a lot of Indian women here, Indian women are looking for a way to leave India because how much of a shit place it is to be a woman. Too bad they aren't attractive

The whole world will just be a brown mongrel slave colony for kikes in the end.

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That's how everything will end up. India is an extinction-level event. A world-ending crisis.
I call it the brown tide.