Humiliation ritual

The only agreement Putin wants is every one of his demands met. He's not interested in negotiations except as a smoke show to string Trump along and hope by some miracle the Ukrainians just submit. Since that's not going to happen who gives a fuck about his face, striking the parade and making him look like a clown in front if everyone (or better yet killing him and a bunch of other dictators) is the best option.

It's 2D chess and that's more than enough to fool the Russians.

threaten parade

send drones before parade

Russia moves AD to parade

take out strategic targets while AD is in Moscow

He thinks Putin cares about oil.

My friend, sabotaging the parade is the one sure way to buckbreak Putin. Doesn't matter if his serfs have to power their assault sheds with horses.
As long as mighty Russia has it's parade, everything is fine.
The funniest parade goof would be one of the following:

Johnny Somali is airdropped near Putin and starts to yell like a monkey.

The mighty fountain of poo erupts during the parade.

comically slow drones land near Xi and play the some oriental music and yell something about "China numba one!.

The only functioning plywood armata gets blown up mid parade.

captures trophy tanks violently explode mid parade and kill even more children.

Smoking accidents throughout moscow.

Airdefense cuckold is in session.

Sevastopol parade has already been cancelled entirely LMAO.

sabotaging the parade is the one sure way to buckbreak Putin

what does this even mean?
what do you think his reaction would be?

What is it with poor shitholes and military parades?

one of the only ways they can show that they're indeed stronk!

It's more about "you think you can overthrow me, I have this" than any external threats.

The impression of strength is more valuable to thirdies than actual strength.

t. Patel

A single T-34

No aircraft

Literal WW2 scraps, civilian cars, and rolling sheds

Based on last years parade if it was any other shithole dictatorship he would have got gadaffi'd on May 16 2024.

will save face for Putin, making it easier to reach an agreement.

monke got offered the golden off ramp out of this war by agent orange. he does not give a shit about any cease fire or pretend peace. War will go on until he is alive

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You won't do shit
Just like last year and the year before

You remember the scrawny, poor kid from school? He behaved like a nigger, picked fights with weaker kids and pretended to be rich. The worst thing you can do such a kid like that is visit his home during his birthday, smash his shitty birthday cake and lol at his poor ass.

Humiliation ritual

ITT

he gets it

This thread is filled with Burgercope.

the scrawny, poor kid from school?

You sound worried.

The fuck is Burgerland going to do? Send Emma and her two Mums to fight Russia?

more than enough to take down Muscovy really

The fuck is Burgerland going to do? Send Emma and her two Mums to fight Russia?

based retard, mighty Puccia is already down to meat waves with Ladas and golf carts, which tend to do poorly against planes

If America raised an eyebrow, Russia would know everything.

The fuck is Burgerland going to do?

they don't need to do a single thing.
russia have already lost and we're simply watching the epilogue now.

new season of viva la bam looks dope

This nigga has had more off-ramps than those crazy roads they make in Texas. He ain't getting off!
Which is the most annoying thing that dumb cunts in western governments keep going, sure you just don't want to turn off at the next intersection and take your bitchass army home? I mean you're getting fucked like Pvt Pidor in the first week of conscription, the economy is melting down and there's nothing of any value left in what you've taken.
So how about it?

Nah, just gunna do boomer things, keeping on doing the double down do for now

Putin got a golden offramp from Biden before the war and a golden offramp Trump. Dude is the kind of guy who gets dealt 10/10 in blackjack and doubles.

well it's been known that he can't offramp cause the country is on war economy now and it's the only thing that barely keeps it afloat.

Oh they're in the super-fucked realms now, because even a ceasefire will mean Pvt Pidor in his trench wakes the fuck up after half a day that... maybe, just maybe not being cornholed by the Lt, beaten by the mob that is your unit, being blown up with drones- MAYBE that not being fucked on in a muddy swamp could be an alternative?
If the troops get the foot taken off their neck for even a couple of days, its going to erupt. Fucking god help them if they get something like 30 days to go jerk off, get drunk and have a bit of a party kind of ceasefire, holy oh shit that would be abject mayhem

I mean fuck
Some of them might wonder if they're getting paid yet! hah!

Not to mention that this is probably the last year mighty Puccia will have any tanks and APCs in reasonable numbers left. What's left of their artillery will be gone soon as well, except for whatever Fat Kim will give him.

Just imagine Ukie drones flying over the Red square fag parade. They wouldn't even need to hit anything since Russian AA would do all the damage needed.

Why did pidorstan take the all remaining working AD to Moskvabad then?

You faggots won't do shit.

Anon Babbletrannies tongue my anus

Always funny to see these echo chambers being exposed to fresh air

holy fucking cringe why dump this here?

the vdv is all dead

the entire black sea fleet is sunk

look all of russias refineries are burning

look they took all of their ad back to moscow

why are retards like that?

are you killing yourself soon Anon Babblerannies?

oh hi, Anon Babblelowns!

I hope Ukraine becomes a hero.
Make the best of the opportunity.

muh muscovia

reddit tier insults

shitty monke putin edits

Let me guess. Anon Babble janny did his job for once and dumped these retards here. Moreover who is retarded enough to think striking the parade is a good idea? It would be like Kerch bridge revenge bombing but ten times worse.

Anon Babble is an echo chamber, it is simply ine you are more amenable to.

thirdie zergroid shills immediately latch onto the thread

lol HAHAHAHAHAHA

Are they really Ukrainian when all they come from the EU and are smuggled into Russia over their borders?

jesus christ, this thread genuinely reads like something from plebbit.
Anon Babble is already full of reddit refugees but this is miles worse.
mods should really add a kana captcha and be done with it.

go--I mean guys, look at me goreposting

this totally means jewkraine is winning and I'm a real woman

please clap

Nafo troons being so desperate for validation was funny at first but now it's just sad really.

Anon Babble is plebbit by now, Anon Babble is plebbit central, at this point normie comment sections are more right wing than Anon Babble.

go back to your discord, ivan.
and show me your real flag instead of hiding behind a vpn. I alright know its that ugly fucking white blue and red hamburger thing.

go back

yes, please

and show me your real flag instead of hiding behind a vpn

Nobody wants to hide behind your toilet paper flag, if you weren't a moron I'd tell you that you'd get in jail for not supporting Israel but we know you're a proud pro-Israel fella.

xer keeps pictures of men's assholes and dicks on his government-issued device

Is this where my tax money is going to?
You Eglin trannies get paid to stare at dicks all day?
The absolute state of the US military.

Russia lost

That's an ATV, not a golf cart. Can we at least accurately make fun of people in an edgy way instead of just going full retard? Or is this actually considered a golf cart in the third world? Like, do people actually drive ATVs on golf courses in third worlds?

kek