THE SHART HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD
IT BEINGS
If big true
SHOW ME YOUR WW3 FACES Anon Babble SISTERS
Paki Kaiju known as Pakzilla has been released from his underground toilet to seek and destroy the Punjab enemies.
THIS IS FOR 1702.
India AND Pakistan are getting Nuked
Fukken finally.
good morning sirs!
Ready and reporting for duty, anon!
Good I hope the jeets steamroll the pakis.
inb4 hurr they're the same
yeah nah
inb4 hurr ur a jeet
yeah nah
THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND POOS
BEINGS
you don't think it Be like it is but it do
THE NIGHT OF LONG POOS
Rolling for nuclear holocaust.
Colossal if bona fide
You know for a fact if there was a nuclear crater where india once stood, China would find a way to dump it into the ocean.
A scat missile just flew over my house.
post hand with timestamp saar
They need mortal kombat outfits
THE HUNDRED POO WAR
It's saar!
If India and Pakistan go to war, it would be the first time in history that the entire world support both sides of a conflict.
THEY ARE REDEEMING THE CARDS!!!
I'd just like to point out that the US sent a missile cruiser to the area and everyone assumed it was a deterrence move against Iran.
The timing is interesting.
PBBBBBFRFTTSTS PLOP PLOP BBBBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
"It seems too peaceful around here, get the launch codes ready"
Please god let them kill each other off they both need a 90% depopulation
Two nuclear states going to war PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE
YOU FAKING BASTARD BLOODY
FUCK YOU BLOODY
Full nuke shitburning when?
TOTAL
BROWNIGGER
DEATH!
INDIA CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY AS OPERATION LOO POO
Let's poo boys.
Remember all the rapture is in 8 days. If you are left behind there will be immense suffering.
BREAKING:
Explosions just reported at Pakistan controlled Kashmir
Constant shelling tonight
China announces sanctions
Modi just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
"India is already conducting military actions in Pakistan brazenly and with impunity"
US evacuated diplomats to Bhutan
Modi orders peacekeeping mission
Tanks filmed moving through Gilgit-Baltistan
Modi addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called Pakistan and its allies 'enemies of mankind' and said he will show them real "justice". Confirmed hit list - will hunt them down. Also claimed Pakistan has plans to use nukes.
He ended the speech by calling the international community to help India
India stocks down 14%
Pakistan informs United Nations of credible information showing India is compiling lists of Pakistanis to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
NOTAM now in effect for the region. Multiple Pakistani missiles spotted
US Embassy warns of possible terrorist attacks in India. Tells citizens in the region to prepare ‘evacuation plans’ and issued a "do not travel" warning.
Things are deteriorating FAST
A WASTE OF BOMBS, ITS SO HARD SENT THEM TO ISRAEL.
Saar Wars is still a better sequel than the Disney-made ones.
Execute order sixty shits
kek
its happening!
MR PRESIDENT, WE MUST NOT ALLOW A TOILET WITCH GAP!
Humanity is just too silly to survive.
top k e k
rumor that a jeet jet was shot down
how much you want to bet we see a limited nuclear exchange over this shit, then China come in and kicks everyone's asses?
NUKES JUST HIT
NUKES JUST HIT
NUKES JUST HIT
NUKES JUST HIT
NUKES JUST HIT
NUKES JUST HIT
This could be the most hysterical war ever. Imagine Ukraine style trench footage but with undernourished 3rd world pakis and poos.
poos are not part of Humanity
lmao this world that sacrificed me
and made me live in hell
now the hell is for all of you
enjoy ww3 motherfuckers
Imagine all the aerosolized shit. The poo particles are going to be landing on people outdoors as far away as Kansas or Barcelona.
what a gift to humanity that would be
no jeets
no pakis
no chinks
just need to nuke africa and israel and we're home free
They will use this as excuse to import gorillion refugees into europe and usa
It's very likely that the US is prepping to put boots on the ground in Pakistan in case of the eventual need to secure nukes.
Imagine Pakistan allowing their nuclear arsenal to fall into the hands of the Taliban, or a terrorist organization. No way the US doesn't get involved.
Imagine Ukraine style trench footage but with undernourished 3rd world pakis and poos.
That'd probably be better. Ukraine's mostly flat, and most of the ground the war's being fought on is farmland or swamps. Pakis vs. Indians in Kashmir will be slogging it out in valleys, and it'll be a real bitch to get artillery into workable positions because of the elevation. Fighting in Rajasthan would be preferable lol
is she japan?
Lel shart heard around the world lel
You would think that controlling the airspace would be a top priority right away.
If it really is kicking off, the first major conflict will be in the sky.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
The way things are playing out in Central Africa I don't think you'll have to worry about them for much longer.
Now that'd be something: US intervention in Pakistan would be like opening up a barely scabbed over wound from the War on Terror. Jihad's back baby.
Will Israel come defend India?
retarded
broken english
insane thirst
hello mr. jeet, perhaps you didn't hear but your country is at war. can you fuck off back home and die to a drone strike?
nothing will happen
China will be the major player there, since they control the highest points of Kashmir, and I would not be at all surprised if they back Pakistan in the conflict. India still claims China's territory in Kashmir as their own.
lol lmao poos are about to find out what full sapppor saar means when you're an "ally" of the jews
Did someone hold her at gun point and steal her booba???? Poor woman
Poojitsu style martial arts
How long does Pakistan last before total collapse ?
Giving the Taliban nukes would be pretty based, ngl
Why are they dressed the same when they are enemies?
And explain the same moves?
Depends on whether they can get support from China, the Taliban, and whether or not they decide to turn New Delhi into a crater.
Bangladesh will swoop in and save the diarrhea
Both countries have nukes. Still not my problem.
We're full regarding refugees though, fuck off etc.
Russia is fucked if China gets involved with Pakistan/India, even if it is only over resources and arms.
And if Russia gets desperate then they may start moving nuclear assets to "deter" NATO.
This situation has the potential to get really hot in short order.
The primary difference between India and Pakistan is Hindu vs. Islam. That's not me being reductionist either. After British colonial rule ended the country experienced a theological and cultural schism that caused the Muslims to move north and form Pakistan. Outside of that they share quite a bit of history and culture.
No, it would be a domino effect that would get really bad in a hurry.
I hope it doesn't happen.
And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
All these are the beginning of sorrows.
Both counties are shit holes . Nukes will only improve the land
Ghandi's true legacy. The one that western media has whitewashed.
Come on, pootually assured destruction!
As a woman travaileth in childbirth.
Maybe, but I think China will be more than receptive to playing the war economy game for various wars playing out globally. The tariffs are a pain in their ass and arms trade is an easy fix for the loss of GDP and economic inefficiencies they're starting to experience. Xinjiang, former East Turkestan, in particular has been developed extensively in the department of arms manufacturing.
The shit is about to hit they fan anon.
Oh god dammit, I have a vacation booked to Sri Lanka. Totally going to get shot down on the way there by incompetent monkey retards.
hi
Could be.
It all depends on how bad things get.