Why are zoomers aging so fast

I don’t know but it’s horrible. I got bored while this site was down and checked out the bitches in my area. I deleted them very soon after. Their profiles says 20s, looks 40s.

What is grandma doing here?

Vaping

It's mostly just white men this happens to. At my university it's common to find white dudes under 25 with anywhere from a Norwood 1 to 3.

inflammation

In fact, it scares me, I'm 31 and I look younger than many zoomers, I'm afraid to imagine what will happen to the younger generation (alpha generation?)

porn consumption

You are indian

heh my spicy latina gf has more upper lip hair than you have on your head

Cringe cuck boi

the Anon Babblechud answer:

"goy"slop
sneed oils
vacsneeds

Just spiritual reflection of the white race aging and dying.

Kek just noticed you got cucked

Wait why do poltards say this causes balding, claim they eat it less than other races, yet still have higher balding rates

White people things.

My brother was Norwood 3 by ~23 but he's big so being bald suits him
I'm 23 and Norwood 1-2 I guess, although it hasn't really changed much I feel but still present along with some thinning on top (that is more visible when I have long hair or wet)
I had to give up my long hair because styling it in a way to hide my receding temples was too mentally taxing to the point I could spend an hour trying to hide it
Pic related was in feb 2024 before I decided to cut it all short

I don't know, but it gives me hope I can bang early 20's chicks until my sex drive runs out. Hopefully gen alpha is even more ugly and retarded than Z.

A day after I took this pic

Nah, it's only affecting zoomers. I'm a millenial and look 10 years younger than I should. Meanwhile there are zoomers that look older than me and already bald at 21. It's something that only affects zoomers, can't be micro plastics or anything in the water doing that. My guess is something in school food or school water maybe.

I have similar hair but it's blond so it blends in better with my scalp. I put some dry shampoo in it to give it some fake density. I also gave up on growing it long because it took too much work to style it to hide my temples, plus any kind of wind just fucked my shit up. Pretty much have a crew cut now so I don't have to put up with maintaining it. Giving myself a year to put on some muscle and grow out some facial hair, then will rock the classic baldy combo of buzzcut+beard.

Rub castor oil into your scalp at night

look 10 years younger than I should

No, you don't.

im 40 but i still look young, young!

why are millenials so delusional

Kek. People still trying to convince themselves male pattern baldness is a white person thing? Shit hits all men regardless of your ethnicity

daily scalp massage nigger. you have to solve the fibrosis

Bald men don't breed. Thats why bald people don't exist.

lol you got Zoom-Zoom and Tranthony seething

They aged fast in the past as well, men just weren't faggots and did not care about balding.

I'd like to get some kind of crew cut or short hair shit but I'm too lazy and haven't been outside in 6 months now except for job interviews
I live in a city full of sandniggers, so my choice is to either interact with them to get a haircut (with filthy product) or ask the (white) women in their saloon
My brother is norwood 6 (with this pic scale) at 28 and has been since his ~25
My dad is norwood 7 and has been since his late 20s I think
My uncle (dad's brother) is bald
My grandpa was bald
It's inevitable I will be bald, I stopped caring and will let it be as it should

Microplastics are fucking us up big time

your race just has bad scalp blood circulation. help it with scalp massage and castor oil. dht and genes is total bs

A non-somali swede wow

Too lazy for this

Yes, so keep your hands to yourself gyppo

It's probably some kind of physiological stress caused by the lack of physical social interaction. And the chemicals in the food they've been eating since birth.

You subhuman baboon.

You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy arctic monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, aquavit-smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Lars Erik Hansen. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Scandinavia can ever prosper. Crawl back into the Norwegian fjords you came out of, you literal yeti.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skeiðar to the Faroe Islands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Olaf and Bjorn a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Danes' obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Denmark has made to the medical field. The MUH GRØNLAND sentiment in the average negro Dane is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of lutefisk and lefse slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Viking heritage.

You nigger.

You make Sweden look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Malmö of Europe.

Go fertilise the heaths with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Swedish cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dane "man" provided for a family.

Die, Lars. No one would miss you. Except for Sámi people, who now would have no one to make them look good.

It's over isn't it?

I'm 31 and I look younger than many zoomers

I'm 30, we have a guy at work that I thought was in his 40s. Turns out he's fucking 22!! What the fuck is happening???

Food
Their mother's food while pregnant in them

Honestly I have no clue what is causing this. I'm 6 years older than you and some people at our 10 year high school reunion were balding but I'd say less than 15% of the men were balding that I graduated with. Then comparing back to high school some of them already were balding then and it's just gotten worse or went full bald. My youngest brother is your age and he is having the same issues where he is balding and I'm not. I really can't explain why this is happening. We had the same diet and environment growing up. I even was a neet and kept same diet for 7 years after high school so we had same diet and environment but he is balding and I'm not. All I can think of is social media is causing increased stress on younger undeveloped brains causing this or it was some change in a vaccine schedule or they started poisoning school air systems a few years after I went through them.
Godspeed hairlet zoomers out there.

Yup. Just like the other anons posting in the thread who are in the know. Men only really started to go bald after the 2000s. It never really happened prior to this so all men born prior to that were in much better health. If you go bald, its mostly because you are defective. Bald men never really existed in history until now.

I'm guessing it's stress + masturbation addiction + unhealthy lifestyle + genetics
I know it started after a sandnigger in school told me I was balding because I had some temples (natural implantation I think) and ever since I somehow became obsessed with it and thinking about it

Balding bros ITT: why no finasteride?

i jack off 18 times a day, im fat as fuck and i eat goy slop, why is my body dying???

they are perpetually stressed alongside being addicted to things that they shouldn't be (like eating for example)

ED is not good

Pumpkin Seed oil pills.
Get them online from Amazon and find a non-GMO source.
Thank Jesus for modern industrial farming and suppliers. Also take Zinc daily.

Get PRF shots (not PRP) into the scalp. Find a place that does it. Shit actually works.

Exactly. The more you masturbate. The more you lose hair on your head. If you have lots of sex though. You will not lose hair on your head.

ya because you arent nutting 18 times a day when you have sex

I want to add to this post (): My hair loss was a combination of typical DHT and sebum (oil hardening in the hair follicle and causing it to fall out). With the sebum it was like I had hard sand grain in my head which would itch and then just fall out. I began taking the pumpkin seed oil two years ago now and it stopped it completely. My hair is so much fuller now.
It's worth a shot anons.
I hear that's overblown, although I'm not having that and just having pumpkin seed oil because it also inhibits DHT/5AlphaReductase binding.

But the top 10% of males are having the most sex. And the top 10% of males are not bald. FACT.

ya because they arent nutting 18 times a day

18 is a comically high number but there's nothing wrong with masturbating

Only the top 10% of males, who are also not bald breed. Thats why bald people don't exist.

I had the first 3 while neeting and not even trying to brag but I constantly am complimented on my hair. Old women joke they would kill for hair as thick and the shade of red that it is. Genetics I'm as much of a European mutt as there is between Britain, Ireland, Sweden, Germany. Not even a touch of hairline receding but my youngest brother has nearly gotten bad enough to full shave. Unless my mother cheated to have me or my brother then we are about as genetically close as you can get so there has to be more to it.

Yup exactly. The reason why people go bald is directly correlated to the amount of times they cum a day. The more you cum the more you go bald FACT.

ok baldy

I'm only 24! :((

10 years ago zoomers were calling 20+ people old. Now they are in their mid 20's and still think they are kids.

Exactly. Masturbation directly leads to balding.

yes here is a chart that proves it

IF that were true I should be stark bald by now

most fin users report no side effects

It is true. The other anon has given you the truth

They are right. And what they say is the reason as to why it happens to people.

I probably wont go bald but I don't like my hair

It's because of masturbation
excessive semen loss causes you to lose your hair early.
Get on that retention brothers!

it said in english

Where did this fapping / hairloss meme come from? I've been fapping for over 40 years and still have all my hair.

internet bro science nonsense

microplastics
vaping
low T

ok, knee head

I'm 42 and just barely Norwood 2. I lucked out.

tfw had a creepy uncle who was balding at 18. in the 1980s no less.

You know christcucks spent a long time trying convince their followers they'd go blind if they masturbated, ya?

Then why do the jews want you to do it so bad?

nah its 100% jacking off too much, not working out (mostly cardio), getting enough sun (your hair needs sun exposure along with healthy amount of zinc in your body) which stems from eating processed goyslop with no essential nutrients and minerals. i think all this started from COVID and makign zoomers absolutely fucking slobs to their overall hygeine despite having really good overall metabolism than their older generations

First the "food" that is sold in this nation is literal poison that kills our body in real time, things like "vegetable" oil are industrial waste and highly toxic.

Second most people are almost entirely sedentary and being sedentary also kills everything in your body from hair follicles to your teeth.

Third is cell tower radiation, it emits energy that disrupts our entire body system and also degrades us just by being touched by it for a short time.

Fourth is wifi signals, worse even than cell phone siganls because most people are literally always in contact with them and they degrade your body processes and lead to a shortened life span.

Fifth is electrical lighting, all electrical light damages you severely.

jews are anti-male pleasure. that's why they mutilate the genitals of baby boys in this country

Is it possible to reverse this Dr.Chud?

idk what that means but ok

But did they?

Did they go bald?

Ya this is true. The more sun you get. The less you go bald. Back in ancient history. Everyone had office jobs in which nobody went outside. They all had a hell of a lot more hair than "men" today. The less you go outside. The more you become bald.

Being bald has nothing to do with genetics. Thats why when the vast majority of humans worked outside all day. They stopped going bald. And again. None of this is genetic. Because if it was genetic then there would be no more bald people.

ive actually still kinda lost my a lot of my hair, mostly in the upper back, but a year ago i was receding in the front and i literally just shaved my hair, started going on walks more, eating less oil slop other than diary and animal fat. getting a healthy sun dose is good. getting a routine haircut every 2 months, keeping the hair short seems to help.
also literally the overall meme of stop being on the computer and go outside is real and has made my hair look more healthier, and there's more of a shine too than when i started to notice i was losing hair by every minute. we really need to focus than sitting down all the time and keeping good hygiene.

Exactly. The more active and athletic you are. The more hair you'll keep and less likely to bald.

Why are zoomers aging so fast

creatine

UV rays damage hair btw just like it damages skin.

thats why i said healthy dose of sun, not being outside for hours. you only need 30mins of sun at least, unless you live far down and the UV is higher so less probably.

It’s called micro plastics and estrogen in the water supply.

Baldness is caused by microplastics and estrogen? Retard.

Explain why Julius Caesar was losing his hair.

Wrong. The more time you spend outside like a real man. The less likely you are to go bald. Because real men don't spend their time outside.

im basement dweller, eat like shit, get no exercise and i have a full head of hair at 26. yall just have terrible genetics man sorry

just males, or females too?

The only beneficial thing from sunlight in terms of body health is potentially getting Vitamin D but that can also be trivially obtained via diet.

Oh you're right sorry. Too little sun. You go bald. Too much sun. You'll go bald. Just the right amount of sun. You won't go bald.

Jew: Here feed your baby this formula instead of breast milk!

Woman: Are you sure it's healthy and won't have any after effects

Jew: YOU ANTISEMITE! QUICK ARREST HER FOR CHILD ENDANGERMENT! Okay, the rest of you got any quesitons? No? Feed your baby this now.

Oh look children are born autistic and bald in later generations? I sure hope nothing weird happened during those two generations.

This is wrong btw due to what the other anons in this thread have brought to light.

you know hats exist right?

whoever told you that was wrong.

Yup. Its the same fore both men and women. But it only has correlation to masturbation. If either men and women masturbate too much. Either or will become bald. If instead they achieve orgasm through sex. Neither will be afflicted by baldness.

Yeah they sure hate porn

If you wear hats. You're less likely to go bald.

Whatever you study, don't study microwave illness. Don't do the math on tissue size and total internal reflection. Do not consider how microwaves make plasma in ovens, and how your cells die at 100x less degrees F than that.

Yup exactly. Jewish men do not go bald. Jewish men specifically feed goyim things in order to make goyim bald and therefore jews who have more hair, more attractive.

They do. Jewish payment processors colluded to stop me from getting Japanese porn.

thats true but from what i know, getting that amount of vitamin d through diet is really not good, unless you eat liver (fish or cow) and drink tons of milk. but the thing is you dont want too much of that if youre not going to exercise and sweat oftenly. thats why its just better to get 20 mins of sun and go back inside if youre a NEET

Bragging about still having his hair at 26

Zoomers are cooked.

Yup exactly. The people on youtube and instagram told me the same thing and they are the messengers of the trith

Exactly. Most men (80%) kept their hair into their 50s before ever showing signs of balding. My have the tables turned. The younger generations go bald in their 20s now. This was never the norm.

I mean of course going outside and getting some exercise is good for you. I'm not disputing that. But sunlight in and of itself does not have that much health benefits in the modern age really. If you eat a well balanced diet, you will easily get plenty of vitamin D. Virtually nobody has vitamin D deficiencies even in our modern age where the average american eats like absolutely shit and sits inside all day.

Are we? I think there are a lot of self-conscious fags freaking out on the Internet more than there has ever been.
Everyone from my highschool still looks the same (born 98-99). Of the two guys that did loose all their hair, they knew it was coming, their grandads' started having it go in high school too. Look at your mom's dad. What's his hair look like? That's what yours will look like.

This was never the norm.

yes it was retard. There were bald people in the ancient era.

Millennials still look good and very young for their age because they had the perfect timing to be born late enough to know that excessive tanning and cigarettes and generally treating your body like shit is bad for you, but early enough that they didn't get the worst of the weird hormones in the environment and forever chemicals and microplastics that Zoomers have been soaking in since they were fetuses. No every zoomer either looks like a balding, bad skin, middle aged Gen Xer, or a frail, pre-pubescent 9 year old twink. No in-between, all zoomzooms are one or the other.
Anogenital distance (basically your taint length) is significantly shorter on average in Zoomers than in older generations. This is heavily correlated with feminization.

One of the very few benefits of being low test, Chang.

No there was not. 90% of men had hair into their 50s in the ancient era. We have 20 year olds going bald now because they are losers who masturbate. And should feel ashamed for it.

egg maxxing

is that bragging?

Microplastic microdosing

Ya zoomers now go bald at 14 so getting to 26 with a full head of hair is like being in the top 1%. By age 20 /21 99% of zoomers show male pattern baldness because of their shit life choices.

idk man none of my friends are bald

youtube.com/watch?v=I9jEdFVAwj4
What a joy at human skill one wishes they could never see.

This is wrong as the OP and other anons in the thread have pointed. The vast majority of younf men (80%) are going bald in comparison to the older generations. This has never been as bad as it is now. And the OP will show us the way.

has anybody here tried Hims minoxidil+fin pills? thinking about getting on it. i'm only 28 but in the last ~2 years my widows peak has gotten a bit more pronounced. girls love my dirty blonde hair plus i'd look like an alien being a 6'4 bald lanklet

If you let it happen. You'll end up looking like someone who doesn't reproduce. Because men who go bald do not breed.

Sit down in the cuck chair boy

That was probably alopecia or something if they went bald at 13

did he wear hats?

balding men breed lol. they just shave and get hella jacked up.

Wrong. Balding men are in the bottomr 90% of men. And only the top 10% of men (chads who happen to be balding) breed.

Women do not breed with lowborn loser balding scum.

Who don't happen to be balding*

i don't care about breeding, already have a kid and plan b made sure it stayed that way. i'm only concerned about being a bald alien lanklet

It's 90% genetics and 10% lifestyle probably. I have a full head of hair and so do my brothers, my father and even grandfather has barely lost any hair in his advanced hair.
We all have wildly different diets. My brothers usually eat fast food and processed slop, my father eats unhealthy food like a lot of saturated fats from cheese and butter, red meat and so on. I'm on healthmaxx diet of raw fruits, vegetables, legumes, lean meat like poultry, fatty fish, a lot of low fat dairy, zero added sugar, only whole grains etc. So it's clearly not diet otherwise my brothers would be balding from all the zoomslop they eat. We're all very active, of course except grandpa. It can't be micro plastics either because everyone drinks water from plastic bottles. It can't be T either because all men in my family are high T.
I think some men have always gone bald due to genetics even at young age but nobody cared about it before social media infected our world. If you watch old movies half the lead actors have pattern balding to some degree.
Do we have any actual data on this or just cherry picking bald zoomers on xitter?

Hahaha this fagnon like sloppy seconds

baldness is caused by socioeconomic factors

I highly doubt there's any significant difference in this generation vs previous ones as well in terms of balding. If there is, bad diet probably easily explains it.