GTA 6 might actually be BASED

I think the new trailer GTA 6 shows BASED the game might actually be

Main character is a white chad

He's fawned over by all the ladies, white and nonwhite

Has a cute Latina gf that's loyal to him

Beats up and shoots nigs

Allies are redneck MAGA types

This game sounds just like, especially the Latina gf part.

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And look who the enemies in the game will be!

I wish I could bench that much

Watch me not die for Israel tho.

She literally looks my real life gf.

Yes, I am still a white nationalist.

dude this heckin video gayme is BASED. OMG so BASED

kys

White boy summer is back on the menu...

cockstar tongues my anus

It is though, look at the billboard at the top of pic related.

Check this out

omg, redneck hicks and race mixing, so heckin kekistan pilled right my fellow hitlerites?

Leftists have to use drawings to make their imaginary points because they never happened in reality.

That's 245 Anon. Completely attainable. Get a bench in your house. It's not that expensive. And get like 30-50 lbs dumbells for flys. At the very least you can craft a godlike chest with little time in a day. My bench didn't shoot up until I had one in my house and I could go belt out some sets whenever I felt recovered.

Fuck off glownigger.

It's Sam Houser's last GTA game before he leaves you really think he would disappoint his fans you really don't know him at all

Seems like the nigs have been seething about this game for awhile.

Fuck it with that you can do bent over rows and arms as well. I'm sorry I'll see myself out to /fit

Yeah GTA6 looks legit. Finally

cool early '80's vibe

Watch the bitch cheat on him and the game forces you to take her back. Michael was already a literal cuck.

Fucking Latinas is a proud white nationalist tradition thou

Lmao, also the guy is literally me

daily reminder that guys and gay guys like muscles, but women don't care

MY HECKIN ROCKSLOP CANT FREAKING WAIT DOOD

you own binoculars?

Yeah, 245 is easily attainable with a modicum of focus and dedication. I'm only 165lbs, got up to 225 in a year and I was slacking. Lots of shoulder pressing, tricep work ontop of benching is what helped me. Incline DB is god tier btw

You know GTA is a giant parody of real life, right? Of course the game will have lgbt nut jobs.

Woke purple-haired gaming troons are already praising it, they got rid of the original GTA writers who made politically incorrect dialogue and commentary.
They said this games gonna have narratives about racism ect

More bread and circuses slop for the goyim

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White nationalist

Racemixing

Its okay if you're not a white nationalist, but you need to stop pretending.

woke

Miga is dead

No

buy the game, goy, i swear youll see that racemixing white protagonist and no other niggers whatsoever in it, just like the real florida

gta 6 is ur paul walker from fast&furious (2001) and you will have to decide whether or not to bust "dom" or give him the keys

based?

>Main character is a white chad

Was there ever a reason that people called it woke or was it a case of

I-IS THAT A BLACK BACKGROUND CHARACTER IN FLORIDA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME HITLERMAN IM BEING WHITE GENOCIDED

?

What GTA game had the radio commercial by a gay guy in the game about rusty donut holes?

Notice no one even cares if the game is actually good or not, just that it has a veneer of surface level political pandering and pretty graphics.

Most importantly, GTA as a series fucking sucks. Every GTA game feels like clunky, sloppy shit, from the physics to the input lag. The writing was also never good. The American parody is always paper thin and predictable, and it's more annoying than clever. It's slop for obese teenagers. It's embarrassing to see so much excitement for another redneck crime simulator, now with added miscegenation.

a Hawaiian shirt then?

cute Latina gf

She's a dog dude.

Fucking retard. God americans are so fucking stupid.
Its going to be fucking shit. Wow another fucking non-gameplay trailer OMG LOOK HOW AMAZING IT LOOKS AAARGH ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD
cfuck you americunt retafd you fucking stupid bastard ANY cunt iin here who thinks WOW GTA 6 IS GONNA BE AMAZING is a complete fucking retard and I wish I could hurt you, I truly do

P O W E R F U L

In 2022, a next-gen update for Grand Theft Auto 5 quietly removed a number of features that had been criticised for being transphobic, including a Captain Spacetoy doll with “interchangeable genitalia” and “drag queens” that spawned outside ingame nightclub Cockatoos.

The changes were never addressed by developers Rockstar but did happen after an open letter was sent to them by Out Making Games, a UK-based advocacy group for LGBTQ+ people working in the games industry.

“Given the cultural impact Grand Theft Auto has around the world, Rockstar has a social responsibility to your players (many of whom may be LGBTQ+), to your staff and to the world at large to not promote violence against trans and gender diverse people,” the letter said.

Now, a new report from Bloomberg about the creation of Grand Theft Auto 6 has claimed: “Rockstar is asking its writers to be less crude toward transgender people and other minorities, the common targets of throwaway gags in previous versions.”

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I need to start really lifting. I developed a serious stomach issue and went from a pretty lean 170 down to like 133 last year. I know the best time to plant a tree is fifteen years ago, and the second best time is today, but can I get big in my early 30s? Is it already over?

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white guy is fucking a half-nigger and surrounded by other niggers

forces you to play as the niggerwoman

makes fun out southerns

doesn't sound very based to me

Make it your goal in two or three years you could trust me bro you got this.
*slaps ass*

YOU WILL BUY THE 7090 GOY

yeah they delayed the game after the massive backlash DEI development has been getting the past year and investors were getting uppity about the prospects of losing a billion

So, featuring a trans action figure and including drag queens is homophobic now? Based LGBTQ+ advocacy group. Maybe those fags can revert to keeping it in the fucking bedroom again.

I haven't legitimately played a GTA game since GTA 2, and even back then I wasn't all that impressed by it. Never understood its cultlike following among normies. Yes, I've seen or picked up the controller and played some at people's homes over the years. But I just can't get the appeal. Maybe I'm a giganerd because I prefer stuff like Total War, Stellaris, BattleTech, RPGs, etc.

you'll still be an incel, though. cope.

every single person except the main character was a fat fuck and disgusting shit skin.

No one cares faggot. at all. go backt ot redit then kys

Allies are redneck MAGA types

I'm sure there's going to be a (((twist))) in that plot

Anon Babbletards are autistic for complaining about this. literally just watch any IRL youtube video of Miami, Florida. pro-tip: it's not full of aryans

Lol can’t wait for game journos to cancel it and demand the main guy gets changed to a nigger and the bad guys become red necks.

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yfw Manlet

yfw can bench that much

yfw women not only don’t care but show active disdain when I do it around them.

No one cares what women think.

Main character is a white chad

He's "ambiguously white". He's white enough that white guys will identify with him but also tan enough that a lot of Latinos will also identify with him. His specific ethnicity will likely not be mentioned in the game, but he'll probably know some spanish to talk with local cubans

Funny how these spics can never respond lol “just get a beaner wife so you can have disgusting, short brown clown children anon” lmfaooo

BIX NOOD WHITE BOY. WE COMIN FO YO MOOT

I can do those for 4 reps but bench has never been my strength

Gta 6

may6

2026

I think it shows what a giant psyop it is the way you are shilling it.

Main character is a white chad

He has a Latino last name and says it with that gay forced spic accent that Latino’s do.

t. TDSnigger still pushing "Iran in 2 weeks" meme after eight years

it feels like we were meant to get a woke blm gta6 in like 2019 and it took them this long out of sheer backpedaling

Dev team are a bunch of women and fags

It's going to be terrible

Let Rockstar cook. Even the ballad of gay tony was based. They don't need wokeism to make billions.

It's so woke that it might end up being based.

It's going to be Starship Troopers.

NOOO YOU'RE ENJOYING IT WRONG. THE MC IS THE BAD GUY. THE GANG NIGGERS ARE THE OPRESSED YOU'RE SPPOSED TO SYMPATHIZE WITH

NOOOO STOP RUNNING DOWN THE FAT SHEBOONS ON THE SIDEWALK CHUD

Duval

Hispanic name

He’s fucking Louisiana Cajun. A Frenchman.

That would have been a huge fuckup. I didn't even like what little race shit they put into RDR2.
I let Arthur die with a little under eight thousand dollars and maxed morality.
Neat hearing all the people I helped praise my decency, posthumously, including Rains Fall.

Be rootin', be tootin', and by God be shootin', but most of all, be kind.

Wow, the graphics look so realistic!

not giving dom the ol spicy keychain

I am bit disappointed because I hoped it would be based in 1980s era since its Miami.

games

realism

Yeah like BFV with a female in war paint and a prosthetic arm fighting in WW2

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Nice ass

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Some of these better be good. They used to go out of their way almost to tear everyone a new asshole. Showing some of the art and stuff they did to my friends was one of the highlights of playing because none of them have autism or attention to detail like me.

goblin kids are gross and all but god modern latinas are so much hotter than modern white women. even the violent criminals.

This is a video game. You can't show drag queens. Those should only be shown at children's libraries right lib sisters?

I just turned 30. My only regret in my 20's was not getting jacked. You absolutely can.

Visualize being 40 and telling people you got big by lifting consistently for years on end. Learn how to cook good meals, sleep well, train with progressive overload and be smart with how you do it and you'll make it. Take pre workout and creatine

Making him jacked at the start goes against the spirit of GTA. You should have to work out like in San Andreas.

I'm skeptical.
It looks like the story mode will be like a fucking dating or romance simulator.
And they will probably only focus on the online micro transactions from the kiddos.
I fucking hate the online play, we were promised story DLC's that never was delivered.

Catchy tune anon

BIKE BIKE BIKE
NIGGA STOLE MY
BIKE BIKE BIKE
NIGGA STOLE MY

it's going to be a boring movie game isn't it, even the trailer looks like a low budget B movie

It just kind of sucks. It's appeal is largely in its shock value, and once that's gone, you're left with a dull, sloppy psychopath simulator. All of its constituent gameplay mechanics are just shit. It also made vast, barren open worlds a trend we still suffer from today. Rockstar is a shit company that makes edgy slop for tasteless normies.

the only good GTA is san andreas, it allows you to live out your hood nigger thug fantasy.

rockstar stealth marketing bc they know that if it gets wokestained it will fail

then break your spine and live out your days in a wheelchair with constabt pain all so that a handful of bitches look at you for a few seconds more than they would anyway

Go to the gym for 1 year, congratulations you can now bench that much

Has a cute Latina gf that's loyal to him

Looked to me that he's simping hard for her. He has no direction in life, so he follows her around, and she's a retarded spic who makes retarded spic decisions.

Beats up and shoots nigs

Miami is mostly niggers/hispanics so I don't think the game design could have taken a different creative direction without looking anything remotely like Miami.

I never finished any GTA game. I played 3 vice City and 4. Half way through they just get boring.

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He will be a simp and the game will be about his girlfriend.

I see they’re going for the Homelander angle.

Badass Latina and muscled up white guy. The guy in the game totally doesn’t look like me.

Race mixing will never be based and the Beamer is fat and old. The graphics were really impressive and I’m not much of a snob for those but what we saw looks good. It will probably be pozzed but fun

Don't worry buddy, you'll never lift heavy enough weight to injure yourself let alone challenge any given muscle group (:

Me too.
White girls have the best tits latinas have the best asses.

Nah fuck off, you worthless goytard.

I've been predicting (memeing into reality) for years on Anon Babble that it will be the greatest game of all time.

The only takeaway I had from this trailer is that the voice of the old guy at the beginning is the same guy who does Buck Strickland in KOTH

Sick. Thanks for the advice man. I never really liked serious lifting but you get treated like shit for not just being tall or physically large. I've gained some weight since and want to get to at least 200 lbs. lean.

Main character is a white chad

I thought the latina was supposed to be the main character. Did they end up backing down and rewriting the game because of the backlash?

It’s only 230

le 56% "white" man

based

humiliation ritual

Still not buying the game ranjeet

keep my posted

Chuds are sad creatures

niggers seething about the game

why is we not de main characterz mang

That certifies this game as based.

There's no way you played GTA 2 and never touched 3, Vice City or San Andreas. You lying sack of shit.