My exams are tomorrow and I haven't studied a single bit. What should I do after I inevitably fail my exams? I don't think I'll be able to get a good job with my results
My exams are tomorrow and I haven't studied a single bit. What should I do after I inevitably fail my exams...
become neet
can't you retake them?
Yes but that's costs a lot of money
None of that shit is going to matter in 5 years when AI replaces you
that costs*
Become a NEET. Even if you got good results, employers would rather hire a 70 iq Indian over you
Universal education and healthcare
Learn a trade, anon. You don't need good grades to learn to be a plumber, mechanic, bricklayer, plasterer etc.
better learn how to suck a mean dick real fast
but requires not being lazy which anon obviously is
if you are already sure you will fail then there is nothing lost in trying to cram as much as you can right now and also try to cheat as much as you humanly can (use everything chatgtp, look up youtube videos cheating etc)
You just reminded me of the nightmare Ii had last night
also can you wriggle out of it and delay it with sickness or accident? if yes then do what you have to and cut off a finger or whatever and go to the doctor.. if not cheat, cheat and CHEAT EVEN MORE AND CRAM RIGHT NOW
How do I learn a trade?
Cheating would be nice but I'm not sure how I'd go about doing it. They take all your devices from you before you enter the exam room
You are correct, anon
College or night school, retard. Just do an engine search for your city.
who cares, ww3 soon
If you do really want a job, though, you need to learn trades. Any other job will get replaced by AI.
Old brickie here, hard work but you can do well. Stay out of the pub, build yourself a nice house then take your pick of the best local women.
you know what would be funny?
would be REAL funny if you wasted your entire life achieving nothing waiting for ww3 which never came
I always treat myself to a nice meal
on the contrary, it would be hilarious if you spent your life studying and working like a slave every day of your life for worthless paper in the nuclear apocalypse
...not that anything ever happens its just a funny idea...
try to find youtube videos on how to cheat exams and try to find forums/communities that discuss how to do it, japanese and chinese are world class cheaters in exams so it is possible
spend your entire childhood in school
spend your entire adult life in education
spend your entire life working for less than 15 thousand USD a year
LOL shut the fuck up you retarded eastern european, you lose no matter what you do and youre not even based
if you are studying some worthless shit then you will get a worthless piece of paper
real men dont study for paper, they study practical things and whatever they learn is kept in the brain to be used whenever necessary
spend your entire life working for less than 15 thousand USD a year
self inserting much kek
great argument faggot
i dont argue with retards
youre the fucking retard buddy, youre defending higher education on Anon Babble and are bragging about your eastern european pay which is about 900 euro a month, just shut the fuck up lmao
Become a tradie, they pretty much throw college courses and apprenticeships at you these days.
I failed my exams, didn't even show up to most of them. I am idle as fuck and look for the easiest way to do anything with least effort.
Still work for one of the biggest companies in the UK earning £65k
“Real men” don’t study at all you gay nerd
once again you prove to me that you are retarded
nothing I said should be interpreted as defending higher education
i am a vocal proponent of useful education, not higher education you sperg about
whatever slav(e), on monday you gotta go back to the cuckcage to earn less in a month than my fucking gaming pc cost, imagine that, just stfu and dont post
Self-teach and outshine them on your own, Dingbat
yeah REAL MEN like you sit a home and masturbate at porn they get to watch on their mothers internet bill
gotchu, useless nigger
so far you talk like wealth just appears in your lap out of nothing
you larping shizo faggot, who already, prior to larp bragging about imaginary gaming pcs, outed himself as earning less than 15k usd per year
Utility companies (NOT as a contractor unless you personally know the subby or the tier one and even then it’s a shitshow)
The traditional trades (plumbing, bricklaying, joinery, plastering, painting, residential gas and electric)
Industrial apprenticeships (these are hard to come by now but depending on where you live it might be easier)
Avoid anything in an office. This isn’t because muh manly job outside muh hard graft, you just won’t make any money because you’re the wrong race, gender and religion. It isn’t the 80s. I would also avoid the rough trades (scaffolding, landscaping, groundworks) because they’re patchy and if you desire any form of stability in your life then you won’t get it there
I would recommend to any male that the best thing you can do is get a job with a utility (plus BT, avoid all the other telecom companies unless its radio rigging) because your training, tools, van, fuel and time will all be paid. My mate has a 150 mile round trip. From the second he signs on in the morning until he gets home at night he’s paid and he has a fuel card and a vehicle. Anything he works over is either time and a half or double time. This is the sort of gig you want. Or go try and wage it at Goycorp competing against diversity hires and foreigners and a million other graduates all of whom will work for peanuts
University is a complete waste of time, money and effort. OP subconsciously realises this because he fucked his exams off. There really isn’t any reason to go to university at all and if you’ve been trapped into it, literally anything is better
i dont argue with the fact that most courses at uni are bullshit
but how are you sure op is anything but a lazy ass loser who simply sat on his ass doing jackshit until it was too late to do anything?
as far as i know lazy ass losers dont do any better in trades than they do at unis
cares about fitting into a society that hates his guts
ngmi.
I am idle as fuck and look for the easiest way to do anything with least effort.
I am the exact same. But isn't being a tradie not low effort at all?
But then what do I do after I've self taught? I thought employers only really care about exam results, so if I fail them but I self teach later, they wouldn't care because I still got shit exam results, no?
That does sound good
University is a complete waste of time, money and effort. OP subconsciously realises this because he fucked his exams off.
Not just subconsciously, I know it which is exactly why I don't plan on going to university. I'm in my final year of college (yes, I'm over 18)
how are you sure op is anything but a lazy ass loser who simply sat on his ass doing jackshit until it was too late to do anything?
This is true but I also realise the fact I'll have to get a job sooner or later
I will never understand why people don't use mnemonics... I studied 15min before my essay exams and it wasn't a problem.
(And I boned the TA for fun, not for grades).
as long as you do anything that produces or moves tangible goods and are good at it you are gonna do fine in any event
It isn’t “most” it’s every single one. There is absolutely no point in it unless you are a minority or a member of the absolute elite
The reason he won’t be lazy doing an apprenticeship or some sort of actual, proper job is because there is an immediate “value” that comes to light. He won’t be taught nonsense by neurotic jews. He won’t be surrounded by Chinese who can’t speak English but somehow get top grades. He won’t be around women or disabled people or anyone like that. It will be a case of “this is how we do this and we do it for this reason” and that’s pretty much it. It’s like having your brain rebooted
pretty sure they won't let you design complex machinery or electronics if you only got trade school behind you
pretty fucking sure the courses for engineering also involve a lot of “this is how we do this and we do it for this reason”
this was what unis were originally for before they got perverted into day care for rich parents retard kids