Why don't high IQ people dance?

Why don't high IQ people dance?

We do.

dancing is gay

Dancing is a humiliation ritual that you need iq to perceive

Increased intelligence takes away from other stats like rizz

I used to not dance but I didn't dance because I was a fucking weird ass loser

a lot of molly, drugs, and cross dressing later and I can dance. it's shitty but i will throw my ass.

i have a theory if you don't/won't dance you hate life/are miserable

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I'm above average with a mensa iq test giving me 115, I like dancing but not nigger dancing like twerking. Most dancing on tiktok is really garbage too.

They're too neurotic

i think everybody's looking at me

Because they haven't saved the world (and themselves) yet.

Dancing signals "everything is ok, time to let down my guard and be silly." Cerebral types have to solve their shit before doing that.

No suck, you should get sexual, be aggressive, women love penis and butthole
#poopfetish

I just like the dancing.

Correct. It's done to appease women, which is inherently pathetic.

I have a higher IQ than ~98% of people, which means I have a higher IQ than 99.9% of the people on Anon Babble (WAIS, Stanford-Binet, MENSA qualified, and also placed in gifted program from government standardized tests as a kid/teen)
I love to dance, even though I basically only do it after a few drinks. I also sing in the car and in the shower and play harmonica and produce music. I also code, cook, and write poetry, short fiction, and screenplays.
Your preconceptions about high IQ people are really low IQ.

So.. now you're a fucking weird ass loser tranny pillhead, who dances?

guilty feelings got no rhythm

we think about all the shit we've done

Why don't high IQ people dance?

high iq? i dont know about that but ive never had sex before so i do not dance. or should i have had danced before trying to have sex? either way the cart comes before the horse

too busy being aware of my surroundings

Why don't high IQ people dance?

Says who? It is more of a low social skills and min maxed thing rather than an IQ thing. You can be high IQ and like typically social things like dancing, but if you are an autistic cave ghoul, you probably aren't going to be interested, if all your points are allocated to your preciousss. It would be funny in an alternate universe if gollum started break dancing.

TLDR; not good at it, and I think it is very nigger thing that I wouldn't enjoy anyway.

It's like axing why niggers don't like swimming, or why the fish don't like land. It is just not their element most of the time, as I am aware there are always exceptions.

my high IQ brother laughed at me when i tried to dance.

Dancing is for shitskins and faggots
Peak npc behavior

idk but we don't. I just can't get into it. I love music too, all kinds. I just feel nothing when i move my body to music and fail to understand why other people seem to enjoy it so much. find it odd desu. dancing is a thing i will always hate. and its like the only fucken hobby ur EXPECTED to partake in. like fuck off? why? no one in my entire family dances either. i married my ex wife whose entire family dances all the time. fuck that shit. for retatds.

if you are an autistic cave ghoul, you probably aren't going to be interested

shut the fuck up you portorican. Strawman horseshit "HAHA INCELS DON'T DANCE". no. many ppl don't like it. its stupid and prancy. In the old days only slaves and whores danced. now everyone does it. yuck. go back to portorico ricky martin

So you are a gay man. Cool blog.

Protip anon iq tests when you were a kid are meaningless.

time-wasting question, but anons need to know if you tell an upper-middle asian girl (and white girls i suppose) you dance, then prepare for an impromptu, savage shit-test.
might be anecdotal evidence of course.

Yes, the hueman animal is a very idiosyncratic creature. There are many ways to lollygag, some include monkey shuffling like a nigger. So what, big deal.

there is no big deal. if u ppl like it its fine but that doesnt mean that people who h8 it are "shut ins" "ghouls" or whatever other normie shit u wrote.

Didn't take them all as a kid, pretty lackluster attempt at an inference there, bud

high iq person wouldn't say "bud". they would say "chap" or "sir". nice troll tho dipshit.

Wow, big brain genius with a 150 IQ, but can't read a room or talk to a girl without having a stroke. If you think dancing, having fun, and joining in the primal mating ritual is beneath you, congrats—you’re not enlightened, you're just a socially lobotomized loser.

We do.

slaves and women used to be the only people who danced until like 1975. U are from argentina which is latin america. Latino americans ofc love dancing that is understandable because u prolly inherited it from the ancient bamba dances etc. but we are talking about white people here (and asians - they dont dance either).

Post test results and ages. Also who.brags about gifted programs, that just means your (chink) parents dumped books on you or in the case of AP HS its voluntary

Ah yes, the historical dancing ban on white men until 1975, when disco finally liberated the oppressed Caucasian hips. Amazing how you managed to trace your crippling social awkwardness back to a proud tradition of racial superiority. But sure, keep coping—We dance because we have culture, you stand in the corner because you're “above it.” Totally not because you’re terrified of human contact.

men don't dance in my culture jose. My culture is stoic, no nonsense. we like to drink and play cards traditionally, and fight. but not dance. thats for latinos/mexicans etc. im not socially awkward lol i am good with people i just hate how everyone is pressured to "Dance" as if we all like it. its fuckin horrendous. imagine if everyone was just expected to know how to use a crossbow. uh...wtf

We can dance if you want to

You speak like a nigger, or a teenager, keep coping dude. If you weren't a Canadian retard maybe you'd know how to mingle with other people and build a culture. Meanwhile stay as a plebeian of the lowest class of social structure.

because dancing in it's original form is about mating, women and females in animal kingdom get attracted to the male that dances, to mate.
Women are dumb, high IQ people generally can live in solitude and a woman in their lives make them frustrated and maybe even lowering the IQ, they don't need women validation or anything, so they deep down they don't see the actual use case of dancing, no one out there worthy to impress, and they would rather to try to shine through showing their intellect in other forms.
tldr: dancing is for women, if you don't need women validation, you don't care about it

first off, i am canadian sure but my family is from the balkans former yugoslavia. men don't dance. we have plenty of culture. and fuck "culture" anyway. meme shit. moving around like fucken monkeys doing bamba dances. animals. im not a plebian u are "AICCA RICA LA BAMBA!!" and moving around n shit. u can do that, why do u assholes make it so EVERYONE has to follow YOUR hobby. fuck your hobby. u can do it if u want. leave the rest of us out of it while u have ur mexican fun.

Why don’t human have random muscle twitches and contractions while wiggling around uncontrollably for no reason?

Dancing is the kind of weird animal nonsense what you would learn about in a nature documentary about spiders narrated by a British guy

I'm clumsy and shy, feels awkward.

I have a higher IQ than ~98% of people, which means I have a higher IQ than 99.9% of the people on Anon Babble

Anon Babble has an average IQ of 137

People have already ran studies

correct. it is too close to animal behaviour for me to be comfortable with it. And i get it, sex, eating, drinking water sleeping can all be considered "animalistic" but those things are connected to survival and propagation. Dancing is literally not necessayr unless u want to have a puerto rico style "exotic" experience and pretend to be something ur not. dancing is white self hatred.

If you don't dance, own it. Normies will try to talk you into it. If you obey them, they feel like they have succeeded in taking you down a peg. Then they will mock you. There's no hey, this guy stepped out of his comfort zone, good for him. Let's be kind about it. They want you to fail because they thought you were putting yourself above them by abstaining in the first place. It's a humiliation ritual. If you held out, they want to see you suffer more than others.

1000 percent. They want to see you embarass yourself and will laugh at you and mask it in some sort of "YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP" bullshit, portraying themselves as cooler than you. like fuck off lol.

That's because you walk really weird

Big head changes the center of mass. Dance traditions are defined by people with small heads. So trying to fit in with smart boy proportians will allways result in a below standard outcome. Smart boys know that and dont waste time.

white people can't dance. at least i can't. best i can do is tap my foot.

I used to dance when I was a little kid but I guess that's normal. Then I got brain damage or something and became a schizoid loner

i married my ex wife whose entire family dances all the time

ah the vax > easier captcha

Not bragging, just giving context, not asian either, and if you think "dumping books" on someone can raise their IQ you don't really understand what it measures
Let me guess, you use your self-evaluated intelligence as a cope so it triggers you when people actually have proof of theirs. You could always try accomplishing something

i'm above average

browse Anon Babble

Everyone that uses Anon Babble have a normal or low iq. (including myself)
high iq people are not wasting time in this shithole.

No, you don't have high iq.
No, internet tests will not prove how much iq you have.
Yes, high iq people dance like normal people.

It’s ok to admit you are afraid of ridicule, that’s the first step to getting over it.

Accurate only retards post here unironically.

I didnt even mention iq

In a slow British accent:

and here, we can observe the wild party girl, going about her day.

humans are a species of apes, who unlike other mammals, do not fall in heat, rather, for their females, it is always time to reproduce.

let’s follow her around!

the party girl has surrounded herself with loose pieces of cloth. Researchers believe it may have something to do with telling each other appart.

these creatures have developed a most interesting of habit: they will squeeze the juices out of fruits that they have left to rot, and consume them.

this puts them in a haze, which they seem to find deeply enjoyable.

ah! Let’s be quiet! Their ritual is about to begin!

her female friends bring over a music machine, and turn it on. Out of it comes a short sequence of noises, quite a dissonant one, that is repeated on a loop

and now, we are ready to admire the humans in all their magnificence. The dance, is about to begin.

the female begins to vocalize, making high pitched sounds, perhaps a form of communication.

then, her body, as if compelled by nature, begins to twitch.

it can look quite frightening, but worry not, this is not a toxic reaction to the fluid, rather, it is part of their elaborate mating ritual.

they flail their limbs around, like a plastic bag caught in the wind. Sometimes it almost looks as if they are reacting to the music, but not always.

the females will gesticulate aimlessly in place for hours,no one is quite certain what this is meant to accomplish, but many theorise it must have some part to play in their reproduction, as they burn a lot of calories to perform such "dances".

let’s now leave the humans to their odd rituals, and give them some privacy.

the natural world is truly filled with as many wonders as it is filled with mysteries. That is all for today. We, will see you next week, on the following episode of animal planet. On next week’s episode: the gibbon monkeys, the planet’s second strangest apes.

Posts like this make me glad I'm below average.

I bet you get zesty when you dance

High IQ people don't partake in LOTS of things, too busy scheming you see.

I did and then I stepped one someones shoe and cant ever dance again out of shame

BUCKCHECKED

They did. Music and dancing became low IQ when classical music started dying and people stopped caring about the intricate and deliberate complexities that went into creating them

Why don't high IQ people dance?

not true
some just don't know how
youtu.be/qcDylz37bnY