I'm an honest to G*d Satanist

Will this end well for me?

What kind of reward do you expect from a being like that?

Image enhance. Let me take a closer look.

Wtf is with the gay ass bracelet? Is being a faggot part of it?

Superfaggat extroidinaire

check this out

it's infinitely more powerful than any false idol or retarded ritual youre going to do

youtube.com/watch?v=Kt4rWLVAW5g

I'll take mish mash of everything under the sun and served up on a plate to the Goyim to divide and conquer for 900 alex.
This religion was hamfisted and mish-mashed into existence by the powers that be at the time, to divide and conquer via joining nonsense into a giant pile the distinct factions: Mars, Jupiter and White Paganism.

What is Satanism?

Correct you now own the board.

Unironically, yes.

Cmon dude lol. Bit basic and retarded question lol. What do you expect from Jesus? Blowjobs from hot chicks? Lol dude you're a retard.

i reject christianity

Based

im going to larp as a butt buddy of the evil second fiddle in the theology i reject

Not so based, possibly cringe

Check the last words of Anton Lavey and Aleister Crowley and decide for yourself

Anyone who who doesn't have Jesus will go to hell

So op is a dick licker lol. What a faggot. Op the dick licker is love with a fictional shadow man that "wants him to be bad". Gayest shit ever

Hating or loving Satan plays into the Jewish Khabbalah handbook on subverting the goys in their own lands to make them slaves tot he polyergusformica.

I really have nothing positive or negative to say about the controlled opposition of these shit fucking homosexual Jews as they made boogiemen and messiahs while starving to death eating grasshoppers in Palestine plotting their revenge against a dozen white empires.

you're just young, confused, emotional and impulsive, so realistically you will be exsanguinated by others who are more resilient than you. just the real

Bit basic and retarded question

Its fundamental, why do anything if youre not expecting a return on the investment

Sounds made up dude lol. Where do you get your info?
snopes.com/fact-check/anton-lavey-final-words-church-of-satan/
vietty.com/what-were-the-last-words-of-aleister-crowley-566/

Lol you need to get off biggerpockets podcasts and into some pussy

Rather be a dick licker and ass kicker than a dickless ass kisser

Why are you a Satanist? Do you believe in Satan?

enjoy your new home fag

Hate him or not christkikr has a point
Why do you believe in a fake devil and a fake Jewish religion? Being satanist = bekng abrahamic = being semitic

surely with this I can score the bdp goth girls

This! OP is still an abrahamic nigger faggot.
This won't grow back your foreskin

Do you really worship the Devil and do his bidding or are you one of those atheist rejects who LARPs as a satanist? The question of loyalty is the difference.

Satanism is the most western religion to exist, even Christianity has a large reach in Asia and non-western countries, so I hate Satanism on that idea alone

Will this end well for me?

Depends.

Honest to God

Satanist

You are going to have to pick one.
You seem to have chosen incorrectly thus far.

Not at all. You have no idea what you’re involving yourself with. You will ALWAYS lose in any bargain with that guy. Moreover, it is almost certain you’re involved with a lower tier demon. It is exceedingly rare for the entity you call Satan to condescend himself to commune with people. He is the adversary of man. His job and role is to impede mankind collectively and individually. He seeks your destruction and will discard you with cold indifference once he has no use for you or sees your demise as potentially favorable. He is also orders of magnitude more intelligent than you. What could you hope to gain by such an arrangement? Especially if you solicit him in some sort of a bargain. Does it not occur to you that these entities, desirous of dominion over human souls as they are, that your soul is of inestimable value?
If you learned better how to tap into your own innate power you would have no need for any bargains with any entity. You are capable of far more than you could possibly fathom.

Snopes

Nigger

ywnbaw

Satan means equality or some shit

Find me the real quote bongtardian

Describe what you mean by that.

Satanist

kek, nerd

>>/lgbt>>>

honest to god satanist

honest to god

satanist

you're a fraud and we all see through it. enjoy eternal damnation, nigger. HH

You're still here? Get a life

When an unbeliever dies, they immediately appear in torments. It's instant and there's no pleading or anything beforehand. This is according to scripture

Proof o algo?

What does this mean?

You wouldn't believe it if they gave you proof, so why ask?
You'll see for yourself soon enough.
Surely someone as intelligent as yourself wouldn't make the wrong choice, right?

Are you not willing to be asked questions? I'm honestly curious, and I don't really know what you want out of the thread. Who is Satan to you? Do you believe in an afterlife and if so how does it work?

Like Pascal's wager:
-If God is real you get paradise for following him
-If God is fake you'll be dead anyway, so who cares

But, following the devil:
-If God is real and there's a hell you're definitely going there
-If he isn't you're dying anyway so no advantage

But I hear you ask, what if the devil is real and correct and he beats God?
-Considering God created him according to the only stories we have of him it's exceedingly unlikely, and the same scriptures our knowledge of Satan originated from say he'll lose in the end
-He was allegedly an angel who turned a third of angels to his side, so even ignoring that God has ultimate power over everything God's forces outnumber Satan's
-He never even inspired any holy books unless maybe you count LaVey's stuff and he was basically an agnostic Randian

Okay but you don't believe in the afterlife and think he'll give you power in this life:
-Unlikely unless you have family connections in the Illuminati
-There are way more obviously powerful people who are at least nominally Chrstian than Satanist
-If there are powerful Satanists, they're from bloodlines you likely are not and have no interest in helping you

Honestly? Badass picture

Sounds like a 90iq person trying to tell a 150iq person not to do something because their 90iq friend told them bad things happen to anyone who does it

Dude.. you're rubbing salt in your own wounds. I serve the darkness, anything else you have to research yourself. There's plenty out there

Sounds like a 90iq person trying to tell a 150iq person not to do something because their 90iq friend told them bad things happen to anyone who does it

See.
You're more intelligent than I am, so everything will be fine, right?

Lol not reading that. Post your face

You're telling me about what happens after death without having died
How can I trust your theology over the others that say hell doesn't exist

Thank you, but do you know what it means?

patently retarded. you can not be a satanist without first admitting that God is real and choosing the opposite, which is weak, petty, spiteful, greedy, deceitful, the opposite of all things good. it can be said that a man is lower than dogshit but a man who chooses to be lower than dogshit manages to be worse than the first.

You're telling me about what happens after death without having died

How can I trust your theology over the others that say hell doesn't exist

You are doing this exact same thing.
ONLY, you are claiming to be a Satanist, AND denying that hell exists.

That's just sounds plain stupid to someone with a 90IQ.

Hey, after dealing with mice, ticks, fleas, pigeons, and deer
I'm a Satanist too. Fuck whorever made this shit. Id rather burn in hell than lounge with that narcissistic psychopath price of shit. Fuck "god"

being a satanist is just rejecting anything and everything good just to spite everything. it doesnt get gayer.

You sound like a freemaaon o algo

Something .burgers with the corn syrup or something

anything else you have to research yourself. There's plenty out there

Look, I know I can't make you believe me, but comparative religion is my autism fixation. There are many, many forms of Satanist. Some don't believe he's a real thing and are mostly just atheists who like the character. There are those that believe in the sort of framework of Christianity or Judaism or Islam, and choose the adversary as the one worthy of praise. I'm not asking you to write a book, in a couple sentences, what do you mean when you say "Satanist"? I'd ask the same question if you said you were Christian or Buddhist. You made a thread saying "I'm a Satanist, will this end well for me?" And you're annoyed by dialog about Satanism? I'm really not trying to be an asshole.

He didn´t even give you holy digits. Missed by 2.. boo-hoo.

Ah yeah let me analyze a fucking picture bro

thats exactly the point. hell is for everyone who wants it. and everyone is full of shit, eternity doesnt start at death it starts now. if what you see now is hell to you that is because you chose for it to be that way repent your thinking you spastic fuck.

in thought

It should say intention. Everybody has junk thoughts that pop into mind.

You're a sit-down-ist. Figure it out.

Wormpill if you're too crazy or some shit.

Also no perverted kid shit.

My dgts mean I'm over half way to 666 666

Youre right, this is hell
Only delusional cope and masonic inversion of reality can make you think otherwise.
There is no escape
You will be reincarnated with a wiped memory
All of your progress, achievements, and progress of your civilization and race will be erased and buried in literal shit. The memory of your people and me their accomplishments will be molested by another civilization and then ultimately memory holed.

This realm is a giant churning poop ball and there's nothing you'll ever be able to do about it.

Satan already has his people, he doesn't reward you, he only just punishes you because it becomes that much funnier for you to burn in hell after giving your life to him.
Unless he made you rich and powerful right now I don't see how you could ever side with him
You are likely a broke college aged communist student at best so I doubt it

Pascal was a midwit, his version of God is the OT version, which Jesus refutes repeatedly, i.e. Liars from the start. Fulfilling lies and turning them into to truths so the divinity can not be questioned i.e. so the prophecy could be fulfilled.
From servants to friends, humanity enters a different relationship to the creator as only it can do. You will never see demons or angels but you will see what happens when people start to believe lies and what they do and will be indistinguishable. The wager is a midwit attempt to convince others who are on the fence in the face of emerging scientific revolutions. Yes, the earth and sun are no longer the center of the universe, but don't let that stop you... When Jesus states that it will be 2 vs 3 in a house of 5, division has been ordained. The pharisees are not going to the Kingdom of Heaven, anyone not as great as John the Baptist either. The difference between a creator and its creations is so vast, the creations can not understand it and the evil in this universe is the result of those who want it to be some other way. The servant is not greater than the master, and that is why leftists kill and rot in this world and burn in the next without changing to the light path and all of it will be of their own choosing.

See:

How you could ever side with Lucifer without getting rewarded, particularly in the hypothetical mortal life

It's a little something called integrity.

side with evil

integrity

Have fun in hell

You aren’t smoking white owl so you are definitely fucking up

Already there, bitch

It will get worse once you die, unless you repent and give your soul to Christ

You need to feel bad to respect eternal peace after your ride. So calm down and touch some gras. ask a friend to check you for ticks after it if you are scared

It should say intention.

Guess you should stop bitching and start making memes then, huh?

If our Savior is not of interest to you, perhaps you'd like a newer model.
This one just took off recently.
Perhaps his theology is more to your liking.
Brother Marzulli was nice enough to send him some questions and he answered them forthrightly.
youtu.be/gUmUZZkoiDQ

When you die, you come right back here to do it again

Fuck off, retard

nice story bro.

Something about burgers with corn syrup or something

You really think you have a 150IQ?
How did you arrive at this particular delusion?
An online test that someone posted here?

Are you a laveyan?

Man, you didnt even get anything out of the deal here on earth.

Im agnostic but I still feel a vested interest in spreading catholicism nonetheless. Am I still going to hell?

Considering God created him according to the only stories we have of him it's exceedingly unlikely, and the same scriptures our knowledge of Satan originated from say he'll lose in the end

Look into yazidism

Burgers and corn syrup. Oh yeah

He's the Anton LaVey of Anon Babble.
He certainly ain't no Aquino.

I could understand how someone like Bezos, Gates. or Zuckerberg could have possibly sold their souls, they are fucking rich now. But what about the poor devil worshippers? What do they get here on earth besides misery and poverty?

What's that gay shit?

Names G Star

Well you're still under the pantheon of God, accepting Satan is the same as accepting Gods existence and as satan is one of Gods angels you get the "nonconformist goth follower" reward i guess, lol.

A nice larp their ego can eat from to cope they got no idea what this reality is really about and all they can rely on is he say she say and some drug induced fantasies by twisted old perverts

You and you name will be forgotten.

Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.

Ever heard this?

What does this mean

For faggot satanists it means the devil or some shit
For those in the know, it means your ego is blocking your path to finding God by realizing you can only get to him through Jesus.
It's basically (at it's "base desire root") about kundalini yoga and the trap and dangers along the way if your "head is not right".
Cling to your ego (refuse to bow to Jesus), and the kundalini "gets to your head" (preventing you from the torch/ultimate illumination) and you become obstinate and self-pretentious jerk, full of sound and fury signifying nothing but yourself (not unlike a fully grown goat.
Get it?
"Goat"

"I'm the Greatest Of All Time!"

The stark contrast is this:

lower = bestial sexuality

upper = human, turning into the angelic

BUT

still ultimately blocked/stunted by another "bestial", unnatural, non-elevated human thing: the ego (goat's head)

The idea is that the goat's head is an unnatural development in the evolution from bottom to top and clearly doesn't belong there.
The 2 pillars and the chakra points accentuated in the original depiction of the baphomet (which had a cross with a rose at where the heart would be) are the kabbalistic tree of life.
One the one hand, as the baphomet you avoid the traps of the extremes and remain "centered".
But the trap is to begin to think you "figured it all out" and then you become TOO (self-)centered.
The baphomet = the CENTER PILLAR
As an anagram:

ILL CARPENTER

I+L+L alphanumerically = 9+12+12 = "33"

"33 carpenter"

There was some carpenter who lived a long time ago and got crucified at the age of "33" who said "No one comes to the father except by/through me" as well as "The father is in me, and I am in you, and you are in me"
In other words, you can't get to the "eye" as long as you cling to your goat's head mask (the ego).
You cling to the ego at the bottom of life out of fear, but then as you get to the top of the pile, out of bombastic egotism

"I am the [G]reatest [O]f [A]ll [T]ime"

I'm asking because if you think of Satan as being the serpent, then there's a lot that you don't know. I didn't know it either when I was like you.
youtu.be/PrHBCtYDywk?si=y-Edz6jzk_xmb7Yp
If you're a Laveyan and just worship the material than you are following the Kabbalistic notion of worshipping the "adversary", which is the material world (samsara, demiurge, etc.) and the animal self which is tied to it. Sitra Achra is different than materialism.

Ah, but once you're "The G.O.A.T.", what then? Where do you go from there? What other challenges are left?
Well, some never get it.
But some do.
And they realize if they are "the greatest", then the only ones one their level, their only peers, the only ones left that can present a challenge, is "the G.O.A.T."
In other words

When you're at the top (of what individual man can do), the only challenge left is: Your self

Defeat the self (ego), and become one with the eye/crown in the tree of life and gain the illumination of God's mind and it is revealed that this is all just a simulation that God created.

asking Anon Babble

Ask Satan that old fart, you already paid with your son the bare minimum he can do is to answer yor messages

blunt wrap

gay bracelet

get on my level

I disagree but lets say that's true, what is the point of repeating hell when you can work to make your life heaven. Not just for you but the people around you, and, if you are able to, change the world for the better

no. If ur in it for le women or some shit than the challenge of being able to endure suffering or go to the deepest depths to make a better world, ur desire will always end up in further suffering.

Indeed. Very good posts. I was working up to showing anon this and explaining the similar meanings to something I thought he must be familiar with if he was claiming to be a Satanist.

Pashupati Tantra, within the broader context of Tantra, focuses on Lord Shiva in his Pashupati form, which means "Lord of Animals" or "Lord of all beings". It emphasizes the spiritual liberation from the bondage of pashutva (animalistic state) through devotion to Shiva as the ultimate reality. This system, also known as the Pasupata tradition, includes rituals, mantras, and practices aimed at awakening the individual's spiritual consciousness and achieving union with the divine.

Above is also for OP. The most ancient form of the Horned God, Baphomet, is named Pashupati, and is an aspect of Lord Shiva. It's all about defeating the ego to elevate to the enlightened state, or "Christhood".

the im special devil worshipper

never seen before

kek

Not really, just helping OP down the pipeline to show him that what people think of as Theistic Satanism is the inner part of the church. We're in the year of the snake after all.

Ive read your posts. I sense goodness in you. That means you still listen to God. I know you seek to expose evil, even this thread is part of that desire within you. You've been led astray from the truth, it isnt your fault. What will you do with the remaining time you have on this earth? Will you use your strength to aid those who need your help? Or will you continue meaningless debates.

There is power in the name of Jesus Christ for those who seek him in earnest. For those who know what is important.

nope ur going to hell if u die on that
satan hates u

And then Satan shall say after the judgement is finished: Surely God promised you the promise of truth, and I gave you false promises, then failed to keep them to you, and I had no authority over you, except that I called you and you obeyed me, therefore do not blame me but blame yourselves: I cannot be your helper (now) nor can you be my helper; surely I reject your associating me with Allah before; surely it is the unjust that shall have the painful punishment.

Thank you.
As a side note, in basic gematria

Jesus

Lucifer

tantra

all equal 74.

simulation

false reality ("Mara")

temptation ("Mara's daughters")

how God teaches

Yeshua is God

all equal 133

God's son

physical

both equal 93

Yeshuah

material

the body

all equal "79" (like that Wu-Tang Clan song; "Let's take it back to '79"
But

The father

The exit ("The Matrix")

The phone ("The Matrix")

spirit

all equal 91

Probably all a coinky-dink.

Turn to Christ
The devil will cower in fear when he can't torture you anymore

Oh yeah, and since this is in "English" ... "gematria" (add an "A" and you get an anagram for "Atari game")

gematria

English

=74 also

Religion is almost complete nonsense anyway.

Here is a list of times Christians false prophecied Jesus Christ returning and it never happened.

Given the consistent history of Christian false prophecy, we can safely just ignore it and not concern ourselves with religion.

Also I do not believe in afterlife punishment, I think anyone who does so is deluded.

Ive also thought about God so much it drove me insane.

I dont think its possible to understand God nor is it even a worthwhile activity.

Enjoy your lives and be reasonably good to each other, regardless of what cult you're in.

honey dutch

aka the one that smells like cat piss

This checks out

youtu.be/PrHBCtYDywk?si=y-Edz6jzk_xmb7Yp

Ironically enough, even though the meme is

Christcucks think yoga can lead to demonic possession because they're ignorant, lol

a long time ago I got to see parts of Tibeten buddhist book.
I have no idea what the words said, but there was an interesting diagram in it

A side view of a monk meditating to raise his kundalini, with what was clearly some sort of warning about "going off the path" at which point there was an illustration of a demon trying to warp his kundalini "out" at the heart chakra and enter the host monk through that point and basically hijack his kundalini

One of the dangers of such practices is most people including gurus are at best naive and don't know what the fuck they're talking about, and at worst they're disengenuous and present it as some panacea without warning people of the pitfalls and dangers.

Some woman with an advance degree in microbiology wrote a book called "The Biology of Kundalini" where she goes into explicit detail about how it's not a "cure all' but rather a delicate tradeoff state that must be maintained with a proper balance of added minerals and vitamins, otherwise your nervous system gets transformed into a Ferrari that just burns a shit load of fuel.
Fun if you're on the autobahn, not so smart if, like most people, you find yourself in midtown traffic jam life situations.

She also explains in detail how the excess dopamine levels achieved in some forms of "dark tantra" (gets you there faster, but ... "pitfalls") can yes lead to schizophrenia.

Interestingly, enough:

psychiatrist as an anagram:

P/16, y/25, ati-christs

16, 25, ati-christs

1, 6, 2, 5, ati-christs

(1+6+2+5), ati-christs

(14/"n"), ati-christs

"anti-christs/anti-christ's"

What do all the "psychiatrists" want you to be?

"on meds" ... » "demons"

They really spilled the beans in the last Matrix film when they identified the blue pill as psychiatric medication.

be reasonably good to each other, regardless of what cult you're in.

That was basically Jesus's message.

I reported you to the cyber police for being a satanist serial killer.

Is this your trophy from that time you overpowered someone half your size and killed her? Weak and pathetic. Probably low IQ too.

I've heard voices just meditating. I heard them yesterday in fact, while meditating on the single consciousness I got the feeling I wasn't alone, like something was reading my mind, then laughter.
It may sound like schizophrenia but sometimes that's how spirits communicate. You have to learn to differentiate between the two.

Church of Satan is budget Freemasonry for trans people

the projection is off the charts with this one

Im more interrested in why OP posted a childs bracelet and asked "Will this end well for me?"... Maybe I'm watching too much true crime.

gematria

anagrams

we can replace your low iq musings with a python script
AI isn’t even needed

Freemasonry is Judaism

Lol no it isn’t

'm an honest to G*d Satanist

Satanism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, all Middle Eastern Abrahamic bullshit for retards who can't face the harsh truths of reality.

You forgot to make fun of Rastafarianism

youtube.com/watch?v=sdAX4ks7On8
Satan loses btw

You're right. That Judaism predates it by 2000 years is a coincidence

So is it your bracelet, or your victims?

There is way too much bullshit to list so I listed the major ones that are all the same garbage root.

Yeah, see, what they don't tell you:

"opening up the 3rd eye" in reality = schizophrenia

once you "get there", you're like a bright beacon on the radar of a bunch of entities who have been there for a long time, rarely get any visitors like yourself, and are bored out of their minds

some are friendly and want to help you, others not so friendly and may want to harm you, but they are all alike in that they are like the faculty of a hidden university which only once in a blue moon gets a potential student passing through and they ALL are eager to try to get your attention and make you sign up for their courses

Either that or it's feds using DEWs to fuck with your mind.

your low iq musings

we

Actually, it's clear to people who know that you have no fucking clue.
Not to mention there is no "we", you are just a sad chud, here on a Friday night like the rest of us, but unlike the rest of us you continue to delude yourself into thinking you're the chad and above all of us plebes.
There's an old saying:

Better to keep your mouth shut and have people suspect you're an idiot than to speak up and remove all doubt

Ponder how that may apply to you.

Satanist

end well

Kek

And many things predate all of them doesn’t mean all of them stem from the same beliefs
The problem you might have is not understanding the timeline of history and which religions fit where
You can easily google all this
But you don’t want an exchange here you have an axe to grind

I remember when you could find non morons on here before everyone became some paid poster or paid poster helper for free by spewing the same false idea that one group of people is omnipotent and present in all things

Fuck off

You have to be at least 18 to post here.

I have heard it all before and we have all heard the gematria bullshit so we’re even

Go learn to be an adult

Go to the Lodge and ask for some guidance on what to say next. Don't burn all your braincells here tonight

Go to the Lodge and ask for a cookie for your Jew defense. Fuckboy

These debates are meaningless to you and you know it.

I just ask. Is it not the adult thing to answer such a simple question, you are posting something on an imageboard and you are not even saying if your picture is unrelated or what the fuck the context is. Judging by my experience of self proclaimed satanists, you probably did something bad and unforgivable, maybe even taboo and then as a cope you went "oh well, guess i am a satanist now". So what did you do?

I would argue that Rastafarianism is the latest and last Abrahamic religion
Sorry Muham-mad, I guess being a religious grifter into your 30s without a payout makes you hate everything :’(

Asking if it's my victims bracelet? Ofc it is so done ask

I don’t need a lodge

What do you think, is there something truth to the rest?

I have heard it all before

You're literally the baphtomet G.O.A.T. meme.
The irony is epic that it was described in detail as "the last trap" on this very thread, and yet you remain completely oblivious of how that may apply to yourself.

and we have all heard the gematria bullshit

Who's "we"?
Only one here bitching about it seems to be you.

You need to grow a second brain to participate in this convo obviously yours isn't enough

It’s overposted and you know it
There used to be one individual extremely obsessed with doing so
Maybe it’s you
We got it the first thousand posts

weak comeback fatty mc fat fats
in your face

Your life lacks meaning. I know.

Are you not going to ask me how I knew? Or was it the care free nature of being "satanic" that you found alluring?

Anton LaVey

(((Stanton Levy)))

I gotta take a poopy later fucknuggets

Interesting

No worse than for the rest of us.

believe in religion

bet on the loser

Why do you worship jewish creations?

For OP it was more like

Kill innocent victim.

Too stupid to feel bad, so must be satanist.

Man this website is retarded. I'm going back to basedjak party

It's activating more of your brain. Completing consciousness. A lot of beings communicate telepathically, and once you start tuning in, you can hear them. They're on levels of reality all around us we can't see because of the "demiurge", or, Maya.
In ancient Egypt, they said the sun died and resurrected every day, they not only celebrated the rebirth of energy and life in the cycle of seasons and with the Nile river, but with each passing day. The Egyptian alchemical texts say this is not only for the energy the sun brings on a macrocosmic scale every day, but on a microcosmic scale the death and rebirth of a person is achieved and when the sun had reached the highest point within (behind the head, Magnum Opus, Crown Chakra) they had become enlightened, theyre now a "Shining One". These teachings weren't only in Egypt, it was worldwide. Teachings of the Annunaki, the original "Shining Ones", are found all over the world with different fables.

Kek.

Oh, and Shining Ones can see them once they've reached that point.

basedteens are equally retarded
if you want to make satanist friends move to california and visit orange grove

You are more afraid than the little girl you murdered, you pathetic faggot.
Did I hurt your feelings you blood thirsty simpleton?

A lot of other shit was written in that book too, things best forgotten about.

I had a "kundalini" episode and it made me schizo as fuck. Fuck kundalini.