These men walk into a room. Who auramogs?
These men walk into a room. Who auramogs?
honorable mentions:
Jesus is the doorway
yeah, Jesus wins
Jesus because he's God.
If that's Jesus in the top right, then he wins. Followed by Michael Jackson
the cute girl in the center
Micheal up front for sure lmao
next probably Buddha for being the most alien of the group
Erasmus if he gets to talk
Hitler if he gets in a jolly mood
Trump when he dunks on something
wildcard Jesus schizophrenic attack
you say Jesus but I bet you spend most of your time thinking about and talking about other men.
No.
War is insanely gay.
What?
The outrageous way he is dressed, plus the fact that he moonwalks into the room, makes everyone else lose their shit thinking he's a wizard.
I'm just glad you included Newton and not that faggot einstein
1.Jesus
2.Newton
3. Erasmus
4. Michael Jackson
5. Buddha
6. Napoleon
7. Trump
8. Hitler
9. Genghis Khan
These are all one person tho
i aura mog all of them
Do you know why they called Napoleon the little corporal?
People think it is because he was short, but he was well over average height for the times. The real reason became clear when they stored his tiny little dick in a jar to display after his death
Erasmus
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Hitler, Buddha, and Genghis Khan have the most aura for me. The rest are either cuckholds or jewish.
1. Buddha
2. Hitler
3. MJ
4. Djenghis
5. Rabbi Yashua
6. Napoleon
7. Trump
8. Erasmus
9. Newton
nigger that's Da Vinci
Two others made the same mistake. Very, very strange..
All the people saying Jesus are cucks.
I'd add jean Paul II
the gypsy pope the ruined the church?
Da Vinci
Cause you know
Genghis would just kill Trump because h is too loud for his own good.
Then he fucks off because there are no woman to rape, no villages to burn in that room.
Newton and Buddha would b in a corner of the room and have high IQ conversation.
MJ would moonwalk in the center of the room, because nobody ls can moonwalk.
I'm conflicted between Da Vinci and Newton. The others are grifters.
Every Muslim will say Jesus.
Nerds can't auramog.
Winner is MJ
Genghis was a killer. he killed his brother when he was a kid.
I dont see Yahweh, so I dont care
Who auramogs
Let’s see one by one
Not napoleon
got yelled at by the senate
Not the nerds Newton and da Vinci
Not Jesus je had 13 followers when he died, sorry 12, despite telling everyone he was a god for 25 years,
extremely low CHR stat
Not buddha
also a nerd schizo neet
This leaves only the serious competition, Hitler, Ghegis Khan, Trump and Micheal Jackson
I feel like right away trump would her auramogged by Hitler, they would both start shooting at each other, trump would go "na nia nia nia" but hitler would keep shootint louder and louder with his speech voice
Micheal Jackson probably had the ability to command a room however I feel like he would just break under pressure and revert to the submissive high pitched voice he had during interviews
This leaves only hitler and Ghengis Khan
And I feel like Temujin would win, I mean he’s fucking ghengis khan
And if he began to felt as if he was losing the crowd, ghehis khan would straight up walk up to Adolf, unleash his sword and slice him in two to prove a point, hitler didn’t carry weapons
So the answer is Ghengis Khan, with Hitler in the second place with a silver medal
You should have included heavyweights like Cesar and Alexander
Jesus (obviously) then Commander Rockwell (who is criminally absent). Hitler 3rd on aura. Maybe Hitler #2, he was smarter than Rockwell.
Not really a fair inclusion of Christ, just for the mere fact five (at least nominally) claim to be Christian.
Jesus (obviously)
Jesus spent 25 years preaching, only had 13 followers, one of which believed he was less valuable than 10 silver coins
Christianity was created by rabbi Saul the Pharisee, that the Christians know as Saint Paul of tarsus. He created Christianity and wrote the Bible. Not Jesus.
Jesus had less followers than the cool aid cult in America, just so we’re clear here
Literally have it backwards, your order is what a 12 yo girl would think
Genghis and Hitler would dominate as they have fought in war, jesus and mj would be beaten up for diddling kids
The Bible literally claims he had hundreds, if not thousands in his own lifetime. The Apostles were just the inner circle.
The inclusion of Mathias as an Apostle was to replace Judas. Where did they draw Mathias? From one of his other followers.
Quote these claims
depends, am i also in the room?
Gengis Khan and Napoleon
All the rest are nerds or dorks
Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand
13 When Jesus heard what had happened, he withdrew by boat privately to a solitary place. Hearing of this, the crowds followed him on foot from the towns. 14 When Jesus landed and saw a large crowd, he had compassion on them and healed their sick.
15 As evening approached, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a remote place, and it’s already getting late. Send the crowds away, so they can go to the villages and buy themselves some food.”
16 Jesus replied, “They do not need to go away. You give them something to eat.”
17 “We have here only five loaves of bread and two fish,” they answered.
18 “Bring them here to me,” he said. 19 And he directed the people to sit down on the grass. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. 20 They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over. 21 The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.
AURA
Genghis cause he's tall and actually killed people
Buddha cause he's like 6'10
Sadly Trump because he's a glowing cheeto and taller than most of those other malnourished midgets
Jesus is short. Like 5'5 also too much of a nice guy. Napoleon kind of based cause he's a general who actually fought.
Hitler actually a soft bitch.
hello saars good morning
yeah, you're for sure mogging man
I think it’s fair to say that Hitler, Jesus, and MJ have the biggest crowds
Considering Napoleon and Hitler have gotten nothing but absurd slander, in comparison to Gengis and Jesus who've been only glazed for hundreds and thousands of years. Going with Napoleon or Hitler
Genghis Khan and Hitler start wrestling each other after arguing who had the better army
Napoleon watches in amusement
The Buddha sits in the center enlightened and avoiding all drama
Michael Jackson dances around him **HEE HEEEE
trump dances with Michael Jackson *HEEE HEEEE
bottom left guy drinks himself to sleep
Jesus says all is forgiven my child
jesus and mj walk center stage obv
Jesus and it isn't even close
>Napoleon watches in amusement
Genghis actually managed to conquer Russia.
The Bible literally claims he had hundreds, if not thousands in his own lifetime.
The Bible aka the book written by a lying Jewish rabbi
Who also claims he made every corpse in the cemetery of a town rise back to life like some kind of amateur necromancer
Yet no sources outside the Bible mention a literal army of zombies, weird, you would think people would talk about that
Or maybe the jew who wrote these things was just lying
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh
was this one of his speeches to make Christians like him?
True. But napoleon looks more civilised. Hitler is a sperging autist. Wouldn't get along with a mongol like khan
Napoleon was popular for his action and choices, and he had some ability to command and be a leader or men, but he was below hitler on that level for sure
Just look at his coup d’état, it failed, got yelled at and didn’t know what to do, they basically stunlocked napoleon, then and only then, his brother not him, told a bunch of soldiers to come with him and ransack the senate, while napoleon probably crawled up in a fetal position after getting bullied
That’s how he took power lol, originally he just made demands of guarantees because him and the new governement (they had done a coup while he was in Egypt) didn’t trust each other, they refused and yelled at him, and his brother was the one who actually arrested them and did the coup, it wasn’t even napoleons idea
Hitler isn’t the kind of person who would get yelled at; even by a huge crowd
For me it’s definitely between Genghis khan and Hitler
Th point is you can't be smug at someone who achieve what you fail to achieve.
Why do I even have to explain this. oh wait
checks flag
It all makes sense now.
Only eight of those people actually existed though.
Michael Jackson, because he belches "HEEHEE" as he walks in.
Jackson, front and centre, no questions here
Depending on booze consumption, it's gunna be a tossup between Khan, Trump and Hitler. Napoleon will struggle to be heard. Nobody will understand anything Newton says except for Erasmus. The Buddha person will do or say nothing, Jesus and Erasmus will get into a metaphysical pissing match at which point Hitler will overhear the conversation and suddenly they have his undivided attention.
For obvious reasons, Jesus will stay the argument between the two and elect to avoid drawing Hitler's attention any further. At this point, Napoleon seizes the moment and captures the Bhudda at sabre point, not really sure of what his plan is, operating purely off of instinct.
Trump immediately sides with Napoleon, misreading the situation, causing Khan and Hitler to begin conspiring against Jesus and Erasmus in order to steal innovation.
Jackson is entirely unrelated to any of these parties, is on a first name basis with Jesus, and has spend most of the evening moonwalking and hee heeing infront of the Bhudda, trying to get a reaction but to little to no effect
I think anyone on the list that killed themselves, got exiled to a remote island or is actively losing a trade war he just started should be immediately disqualified.
Also those who literally ascended are too overpowered to be on the list because they transcend auramogging.
I think MJ, Hitler, Jesus and Buddha would end up in a clique and the rest would end up in their own.
Jesus is the only guy with superpower. It's not even close.
diddling kids
he doesn't know
Erasmus
what the fuck is going on here? Bots? Indians?
If popularity means power level?
Jesus > Hitler > Everyone else
Jesus, but after a while it would become evident that he's just another Jewish fraudster.
Jesus because he's God.
Wait, didn't Jesus die? How can God die?
The Son of Man aka God aka Jesus > Hitler > Buddha > Napoleon > Genghis > Leonardo > Newton > Mj > Trump
temujin. it's not even close.
Jesus’s last words were "Eli, Eli! Why have you abandoned me? ACKKKK"
Sounds like the words of an all powerful god indeed
Oh but don’t worry afterwards he totally came back to life one night while no one was looking
One jew said so, he seems trustworthy enough.
This. Hitler does have enough aura that it would be a contest, but Temujin was an Alexander the Great/ Roman von ungern sternberg tier chad, he would kill Hitler in personal combat if he felt like he couldn’t out charisma him
The Buddha, being the only actual Aryan
Newton would schizo post with the bros. He might not win the mogging but he wins my heart.
He was average height for his name.
In a room full of leaders, he was short.
Jesus was a glorified hippie hobo
the Khan and Napoleon would sit on him
auramogs
huh? is this ebonix?
Jesus > Michael >>>>> POWER GAP >>>> Who cares.
Michael would captivate the room just on the grounds of being an entertainer (the best that ever lived). Siddhartha wouldn't care about any of it. In terms of rhetoric, Hitler would easily command the room.
What is trump doing there?
OP actually made a funny by bringing up auras while posting Genghis Khan
Jesus.
Only 3 can stand his Supreme King Haki: Newton , Napoleon (struggling) and Hitler (struggling a lot).
All the rest lose consciousness or just die.
Th point is you can't be smug at someone who achieve what you fail to achieve.
Au contraire, genghis Khan did it on easy mode (ancient days with horse warfare), Napoleon had to deal with firearms gunpowder. Ergo is superior. Even in defeat. Technology matters.
Buddha because he's right.
donald trump literally has the lowest aura in that room
michael jackson is the greatest bruh
Au contraire
it doesn't count because it was a long time ago
because horses
because guns
60 IQ pajeet strikes again
jesus attracted large crowds
no extrabiblical evidence detected. We have on record a German priestess to emperor Tiberius. We have nobody on contemporary record telling us about a magical rabbi attracting giant crowds.
All later sources have been proven to be jewish lies.
You've fallen to a jewish scam.
Loser.
Yes mongols were too stupid to invent guns and would have been and were enslaved by other races. Racism doesn't make up for common sense which first turders, I mean worlders lack.
60 IQ pajeet attempts to think
Napoleon didn't invent guns.
His army actually had more guns and canons than the Russians.
When you lose, despite outgunning the opponent, you are actually a massive failure.
And only 60 IQ creatures from feces land will think highly of you.
I can't wait for the day you shitskins get genocided.
If gengis Khan conquered Russia as per your schizo headcanon, then why are the mongols extinct?
Jesus most likely. Then either Napoleon or Hitler.
Now that I'm seeing it better,
Jesus then Buddha then far bellow Genghis Khan.
If
60 IQ pajeet gets upset and denies historical records. How predictable.
outguns a country double the size of his own
Also headcanon (pun intended) but you do know how guns and canons work right? They even the playing field or make it unpredictable and random. Ergo Napoleon is the superior general because he fought and lost but with superior technology. How does it feel to lose an argument to a third worlder on a public forum?
have superior technology over the opponent
lose anyway
this makes 60 IQ shitskin proud
LeL
have mor guns and canons than the opponent
lose anyway
this makes 60 IQ shitskin proud
LMAO
donald and MJ
You don't even have to see the flag to know where OP is from.
Nazi nigger number 1 Adolf Hitler
i leave.
dane is assmad about trump
Muttlard being fat and useless
You don't know shit about Gengis Khan. He'd invite Buddha and Jesus over for a discussion about religion. Then he'd hear from Napoleon and Hitler about their battles and expertise on strategy. Then from Da Vinci and Newton about their science. Trump has an uncanny ability to connect to people across cultures, and would be able to talk to the Khan, as well as the Khan would recognize him as a diplomat. MJ would probably be the least likely to get the Khan's attention.
Poor baby dane. Cwy widdle dane, cwy. Abloo bloo bloo.
Isaac Newton had 0 charisma, he had no friends and nobody liked him.
Excellent post.
Also, Ghengis would command the room, as the one most prone to violence always does. Trump would be the first to challenge him.
Genghis Khan, and it's not even close
Why the fuck would you put Michael Jackson in there instead of Prince?
Hitler would definitely be mogged by the rest. To imagine that a guy with dogshit basic-ass art - and therefore, dogshit basic-ass personality, to which there's also seething hatred for da jooz (something he wrote a whole book about!) could compete with Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Trump, or Jackson is only something nazi-obsessed Anon Babbleturds could ever come up with.
You don't think Jesus, Hitler, Napoleon, Micheal Jackson, Da Vinci and Newton if put into a room together wouldn't immediately nod in agreement and go, "Yep. Fucking kikes."
"Someone said to me, you have to listen to this Adolf Hitler-guy. [...] So I traveled to Munich [...] I sat there, in the beer hall, a stranger among strangers. Then Her Hitler got on stage and started speaking. For hours. Drenched in sweat. Gleaming. The guy next to me swore he saw a halo shine around his head that day. [....] something spiritual happened that evening that can't be explained with a materialist lens. After his speech I went up to him, said my name and transferred to him the leadership of the small movement I had set up in Franconia." - Julius Streicher during his Nuremberg Testimony
hitler was the original rock superstar. everyone that came after is just looking for a tiny little hair of what hitler had.
more like the doormat
He's smug because they are tussling, not because of their military pasts. Read the post again. Lol. Lel.
All great men but Napoleon turned armies sent to stop him to his side and his enemies were so scared of killing him that they placed him under glorified house arrest twice instead. The Little Corporal mogs.
why the fuck is michael jackson on that list kek
I agree mostly with your assesment, but I don't think Hitler would be 2nd place, More likely it would be Trump or MJ.
Hitler only spoke publicly in very meticulously set up and controlled situations. It was all set up by his propaganda people, when he spoke in person or in an unfamiliar situation he was much more quiet and reserved.
Your image of him shouting and swinging his arms comes literally from his propaganda films
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let me undo
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undo until beginning
retry discussion with Sar
Maybe 60 IQ was too optimistic.
40 IQ?
Would be a tossup between Hitler and Genghis. My money's on Hitler, I think even Genghis would like him.
Hitler fought in war in the front lines, that's more than can be said than anyone else there save for Genghis.
He would automatically have the respect of Genghis and Napoleon. Jesus and Buddha would recognize and respect his convictions.
Not Jesus je had 13 followers when he died, sorry 12, despite telling everyone he was a god for 25 years,
He had tens of thousands of followers by the time of his arrest. The 12 apostles were his top men. If Jesus was the CEO of a company, the apostles were the board of executives.
He rose from the dead, retards
This, wtf is happening??