Brit/pol/ - Arthurian Edition

Good morning, Britons! How does your kingdom fare? Are you doing more good or bad, as of late, in terms of socio-political events? Also, is it true that Arthur was a Roman named Artorius?

"Makeup and TV" is a highly competitive market, she'd be mingling with the elites, at the forefront of the "Makeup and TV" industry, those pushing the boundaries of human knowledge of "Makeup and TV" - to do this without an HND in "Makeup and TV" is career suicide.

why can't you?

attila your not legacy is that of plunder and insanity remember the last time you went insane Rome literally fell because some pope decided to give you the Holy Grail

I just read some Arthurian Anon Babble and it said 2 more weeks

Absolutely fantastic frendo, have to get meself booked on a vhf radio course before i'm allowed on the open seas with me own boat but it should be quick and easy

Arthur is a foreign welsh-norman invention
Robin hood is the true hero of the anglo saxons

Good luck on test fren, love botes. Watching fishing tournament right meow

It's surprisingly easy when you have some experience

Currently sitting in the sun topping up my vitamin d levels

anyone watch love on the spectrum?

That's a painted photograph. They must have had photo emulsion back then.

Could really do with pussy rn lads

Noice one laa, desu I didn't even know I liked boats until I got my license. I'll get a fishing rod because never done fishing before either. It's a whole nu world for me this

robin was french, like all english culture

Robin Hood was clearly one of England's many BAMEs. He was a thief, he had a crew of homies, kept hassling the authorities, held his bow sideways.

Greggs drone delivery

I'm truly heroic

bogdan will be awake soon lad

Greggs sell drones?

airdropped pasties from 50ft

josh tongues my disgusting unwashed swamp ass anus by his request

I smell like greggs

Sorry that you gentlemen have to put up with my sons silly behaviour. He has always been like this and is why i sent him off to live with his da.. grandad, as he just wouldn't stop being a naughty child and was jealous of my boyfriend so would act up trying to drive him away and keep me all to himself.
When he was little the doctors said his brain is not working properly and he will be never develop more than a childs mind can, so is stuck as a pre teen forever and was put in the special needs class because he was not very clever and was very slow compared to normal kids.
His behaviour and my dissapointment in him drove me to drink, so i know how you all feel having to have him around every waking moment. It is a tedious chore and makes purgatory seem like heaven.
The breach is sealing up so must dash, please can you nice boys not kill him, even though he deserves it and you really want him dead, because being away from him is absolute bliss and all i ever wanted in life. X

kek

Kek

You deserve to be in hell for shitting out that utter mong

Kek

Brutal

Put me in the screencap

helo sexy ledy i kiss u show bobs

I've done you

cheeky cunt wasp just flew in through me window
he was seething
hoovered him up kek
who's buzzing now you yellow cunt

He's seething

did you use AI to bring his dead mum back to life to apologise for his existence?

lol u died

no lad I've got a ouija board n she was in on the shitpost

There were prostitutes in ancient china that would insert wasps into customers arses, apparently it's intensely pleasurable

no buzz no huzz

who's buzzing now you yellow cunt

Don't talk to your wife like that

for me it's hamsters

KEK

He'll be pulling his hair out seething that hard

Kek rekt

same in Weimar Republic before the war

josh dude, I didn't know you were this based. Have you ever actually sexxed up a lad?

who's buzzing now you yellow cunt

chinese sex torture is fucked up man, i saw a vid on gif of a guy getting sounded viciously to the point of serious hemorrhage

Nice sunny day and your here

He is posting at himself now as a distraction. Sad desu

you are
youare
you're

I wanna tell you a story, MB

I'm sitting in the sun

Creasing

when I started shoving wasps up my arse to help me lose weight, my friends laughed at me

thar be... ethiopian gospels?

Comfy, have a great day lad

what on earth would give you that idea

still creasing at the chuds from onions party

You too lad

the apocryphals are gnostic fanfiction, not worth your time unless you want to read up on early church heresies

Not a BUMble bee?

Kek

you saying you like boys lad, but have you ever actually done the deed or are you larping??
i'm throwing down the challenge lad. Go on, get them boy preggerz.

Though i mourn the death of everyone or rather that people have to die once given life, this was very funny.

never let them know your next move

BAMEble bee

thanks la it's one of my best works

ur a gay virgin ain't ya lad?

LOL he's never shagged a lad before what a queeeer

Trump got a ceasefire between pakis and jeets and them two really don't like one another

Trump also made a deal to get an American pope

This is lunch for Timmy nowadays.
Barely 400 calories.
Can't believe this is what they feed him. He barely get a proper meal once a week.

He fluffs the nogs

He wanked one off before tho

he'll be a big lad in no time

love a little hamster me
shove them up my arse I do

Auto correct. Well done though. Hate people who can't use grammar

He lost so much weight. He's a slight lad nowadays.

Mods!!!

morning bogdan

I was born in a stable so I'm a donkey

all jokes aside, i hope he isn't in constant distress, i know what it's like to have schizophrenia and it isn't pleasant

kek

Made some Apu OC lads

hate this mentality
hate it

what’s the argument for voting anyone other than reform that could actually win the next GE then fellas

I don't think you can catch schizophrenia

a feeling like no other

Any Israeli born in 'occupied Palestine' is a Palestinian.

he is very clearly schizo bruv
have you not seen the videos?

Voting for reform would be like voting for brexit

Fucking Tootis, cut the tall trees

In a lovely Japanese izakaya right now lads.

How is the U.K. right now? Has wokeness noticeably declined?

Link me a vid

I heard the U.K. supreme courts decided women have vaginas. Sports organisations are following suit.

Are there people detransitioning? Is the left doubling down on trans stuff or are they jumping ship?

I'd sign up for genetic engineering to become capable of photosynthesis ngl.

youtube.com/watch?v=XH0XZ1LDOtM
one of many, many

I’m not seeing the issue here, who do you propose to vote for instead?

Whoever Hitchens recommends

izakaya

They don't look as cosy as a pub with an inglenook

seethe
their still seething about brexit
time for new seethe

sainsburys massiv

I actually enjoyed this, saved to play list, cheers, have a sunny day lad

Buttmitzvah massiv

they are
theyare
they're

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6130209/

there vote for reform will upset the crazies

Could go an orange ice lolly

perhaps im not english enough to find this comfy

No convincing arguments presented, I’m settled on voting reform

I will vote reform when they come up with credible policies, right now it's all about winning of the backs of Labour left Conservatives

you too fren

I read this, interesting link thank you

Night lads
Only stuck around to flex on the jannies
fuck youuuuuu jannies I won kek

You are fucking loser nolife sadcunt

Axel will be a Nelson Mandela esque political prisoner for BAMES and will eventually be PM

Perhaps you lack a SOVL?

!!!

How did anon get on, I posted a few nites ago!?

Shame her hair is all horsehair

Sweden's national security adviser quits over Grindr images

Sweden's new national security adviser quit hours after taking up the role as sensitive pictures of him on the dating app Grindr were sent anonymously to the government.

Sweden YES

Why are white girls such antisemites?

you mention a gay swede and one appears, nice trick lad

based and bame terror dystopia prescient pilled

i guess it's not as bad as getting gaped in congress

Good lad

uh, yeh, i'm thinking based?
blackpilled brit/pol/ spackers who thought Reform would be a nothingburger on suicide watch

durty paki chairman
nuff said

Why is Yusuf saying this? Why not Farage? They’re already laying the groundwork for the leadership switcheroo

504384477

Worthless bait

don't be a spastic, Reform is the Farage party, without him, there is nothing. Yusuf knows this.

Farage has said this in a few interviews lately

alri lads. how's it hanging?

Ask him and he'll say he's a proud pakistani.
Ask him after pointing out his is a foreign, and he'll say he's English. Ask him in isolation, and he'll say he isn't.

Faggot

stay away from the playground, nonce

This!

Yeah!!

Probably Farage is unelectable because of something or another he's done in the past...

Groped a staffer

Said something racist on camera while drunk

It doesn't take a ton of imagination.

unelectable

Said something racist on camera while drunk

who hasn't

doubt it, the knives have been out for Farage since Brexit. If there was anything juicy on him, the establishment would have smashed him back down to earth by now.

My pet theory was that his debanking saga was his reminder to wind his neck in and he’s eagerly cooperating

wind his neck in and he’s eagerly cooperating

by becoming PM?

scones

His message over the years have increasingly watered down, and he’s likely never becoming PM, 2029 is an eternity away

the absolute state

It's already over? Picrel as always.

blackpilled spastic

Pupper has been walked, chores done earlier in week glasses cleaned.. Comf moad activate.

post pupper

Does anyone "need" me to produce some romantic poetry for this thread?

yes please

yeah
Starmer, Blair, Donkeys, MI5, MI6, GCHQ, Muslims, Bombs, Terrorists, Jihad, Jews.
Chuck them in, ta.

I'm feeling a bit shamed and embarrassed

who is on your shitlist lads?

Just standard boxer desu, but sadly I cannae post pictures on console says can't use this feature it's a used one with parental controls on it not sure how to take them off

Even if Farage becomes PM do you think Reform will be able or willing to fundamentally change the Blairite state? Cheering them on as the final straw accelerationist option is one thing, but if you genuinely think the teal Tories run by a gay paki are going to send the buggers back then you’re delusional

thats a shame, boxers are great

why

Did you get the aftershave?

For my knob
It twitched
As the cart emerged
In to the singularity of....
Love!

Some would probably say that it's one step towards change. If Reform win a GE and become the majority party, then people will have hope that we'll move a step forward.
Which is really fucking stupid. Baby steps don't get you anywhere when the other side is already miles ahead and going top speed. Drastic action is needed.

Is it true what they say about Josh?
That he's a nonce?

Not anymore

walk into room

boomer family: Trump this, Trump that, hope he gets arrested

"Hey did you know the wife of the literal President of Sierro Leone has a council house in London?"

boomers: seems fine to me!

Vibes based politics.

Checking her wikipedia:

Gambian-Sierran

devout Muslim

spent her entire childhood in Sierra Leone

came to the UK at ??? age

London degrees in performing art and journalism

"successful" entertainer

wrote, acted, and produced "Nigerian Hollywood" films... in the UK?

won African diaspora BAFTAS

won a million other "Best Black Woman" awards even in the US

patron of British charities for blacks in Africa, online presence includes a video of a black saying he will become de best footballer one day and get past European embassies with support

prior marriage to a footballer

Trophy wife, hugely successful grifter, and council house to boot? The black sphere of humanity is certainly a bubble.

those dead soulless voids

Beautifully poignant

I am open to the idea that if (somehow) Farage and Reform form a government (and fail to resolve anything) it could be a potent catalyst (that would leave them all in the dust) as we saw that already in 2019 and Bojo, the rhetoric is definitely spiking but no material results yet so it could just be this endless tail chasing for the rest of our lives

I can improve, I'm feeling slightly vulgar today, thank you for your feedback

He can be a pain but used to be way worse when he was younger now hes an old man about 10-11

came to the UK at ??? age

Hey, just like Olukemi!
Council house rules are insane, if you get one you can keep forever regardless of how much you earn or whatever as long as you follow the tenancy rules

Nigel 'I love Muslims' Farage is containment

Council? Is that like our section8 housing? o.o

get entire family on welfare

immediately mass purchase the most disgusting slop that barely associates with food possible

share it to the world on your iPhone

America really is Great.

Worse, far far worse

Shoe needs to stop with the UWU shit shes like 50

Yes, social housing reserved for bames, queers, neets, junkies, chavs, prostitues, and mentalists.

Barracks housing? Lived in both lmao

n
h
h

hair

I though she were bald and wore a wig?

Just had my second wank. Not eaten today, not left the house. Grim
It's a comedian

No, worse for normal people as the housing is better quality than S8 (for what I know of S8) and can be everywhere meaning you could grind for decades to live in a nice place and then shock all your neighbours are bennymong scum (probably BAME) while S8 just seems to be in one place easier to avoid

It's supposed to be for poors who can't afford to live at market rate.
You would think that in a functioning society it would include requirements such as citizenship or income checks but no.

stopping the far right
innit

That is some well peng ting blud

Even blackshirts are all foreign visa workers these days.
Lazy English can't be arsed.

Had honestly thought you had to at least pay rent or something for those things least I had to.

Look at bastard there, cycling in a menacing manner. Lock him up before he enflames community tensions.

Drastically reduced rates, which public tenants fail to understand

Should I start debtmaxxing? What's the worst that could happen?

Wayne's World but an islamic version

did anything ever come of hope not hate feeding radical islamists fake information?
Hope not hate were informing the muslims EDL were throwing acid at muslims

Mo's world, Mo's world
Gang rape time
It's halal

If anything from what i've seen on college campuses lately it's those mask peeps that look shifty

The school sign really makes it.

Rape on Abdul.
Rape on Mo!

I hope we have a somali PM with an unpronouncable name soon

at this point I wouldn't be angry if some Somali PM completely subjugated my friends and family. Honestly they deserve everything coming to them. I've tried, but I'm the problem.

There’s no realistic prospect of a Farage government. It’ll be Labour or Tory for the rest of your life. The system is designed that way and is perpetuated by a media class that is intrinsically linked to the two main parties. The next five years will play out like this:

The Lab/Con media machine will go into overdrive, rifling through the bins of any Reform councillor or candidate to generate negative press.

The Tories ditch Badenoch for Jenrick.

The same media outfit will push him non-stop as the next PM, convincing a gullible public that the Tories have changed and really will be conservative this time around.

Papers will run daily front pages personally attacking Farage as a Putin lover, Russian agent etc.

Reform’s polling tanks and the Tories get in.

The Tories do absolutely nothing different to the last 14 years or the current Labour admin. Farage retires and the cycle resets.

IQ 1,000+: I vote Lib Dem

kek

black pilled loser

The last implicitly White party in Britain

invent??????

And yet all self-hating traitors.

The capacity for self-loathing is also implicitly White. The closest BAMEs can manage is envy.

That’s your missus

To buy property? Why not.
To buy uber eats and alchohol? Dont be daft.

hi frens

Instead of doing a masters degree people should teach English abroad for a year and the get a corporate job or whatever.

Teaching English abroad is for nonces

people should teach English abroad for a year

Get all the kidfucking out of their system early

if we really wanted to stop immigration (population replacement) we wouldve taken issue with the banks.

Nobody ever did

Just had my third wank of the day

Get all the kidfucking out of their system early

stus on this guy now? was he right?

pic unrelated it's a druggie poop in san fransisvo

seriously how do you make that come out of your body...

How is it for nonces?

Did you forget occupy wall street?

looks like a bun you can buy at a shell gas station... is a poop.. a drug poop

are those raisins?

he doesn't know

The Lib Dems aren't all white. There's the woman with Palestinian heritage, Layla Moran. There's Munira Wilson who has Afro-Indian heritage. Chuka Umunna was also part of the Lib Dems for a while. Etc.

How so? What are Lib Dems betraying? "White people"?

Maybe Lib Dems believe that a society based on shared values is better than one based merely on a shared ethnicity.

they got tuned into gay pride and blm
i mean nobody has the conviction to lead the way, The banks are the caner that killed us racially

A lot of sex tourist-types use it as an acceptable reason to move to SEA

Lovely day in the garden, lads. Far from jeets and other varieties of poos, may fry a steak later idk... life is good.

These two posts are connected

Should I go to tesco or lidl lads?
What's better?

SEA

I thought most people who want to teach English abroad go to places like Japan, Korea, china, Europe and the middle east

I didn't have a wank yet, but that is not a bad idea. May have one later, just enjoying the sun for now.

people who want to teach English abroad

all perverts
absolute nonce job 101

Tesco has self-checkouts.

Living in a new build

may fry a steak later

You should, you need to bulk up

a society based on shared values

How can you have that in a multicultural society?

You can still fuck kids in China and the Mid East

how much of a security threat is go? how does it's package management work?

pic because it's still snow in nuuk

Been ages since I retained my vril energy for over a week. Every weekend I end up a total edging coomer.

why do you post 200 times in every brit/pol thread, faggot?

Looks like an Asian face to be honest

dominic vanner is a crypto scamming paedophile

Gary Stevenson is a twat. What else is new?

So do lidl now. Lidl maybe a little cheaper, but I've got a club card for tesco. Might go lidl , saw some pizza pocket things last time I went.

pic from nuuk.. hahah worse than here
this was yesterday there, god a couple of years ago I had about 2 meters of snow rn everywhere I was so pissed off.. . they don't have this rainfall so.. nvm

t. rich person who don't wanna get taxed

memeflaggot

turn that off Schlomo

All I want is 100k in passive income every year.

Lovely day in the garden, lads.

I didn't have a wank yet,

t.pic related

turn off the memeflag

i wanna see israel burn

we have dreams

turn off the memeflag

and soon the sun is up and it will not leave.. god kill me , winter total darkess.. now is comfy but then, the god damn sun won't lave...

Picrel will happen across the country. People need to wake the fuck up

turn it off Moshe

You're a boring little freak too lad.
Fuck off.

underageb&

Mate, the house matters a lot less than the neighbours. Plus, houses with high ceilings are a pain in the ass to heat up during the winter. Ask me how I know.
I'm not going to post my face to prove I am not a bug.
It's not bad at all. I am in the process of starting a new business. B2B SaaS is what I do, so it is all SOX compliance and things like that, and I have never had any issues. Go is basically C with GC and the only sane concurrency model. Anyway, I specialise in high throughput low latency distributed systems. Primarily backed by probabilistic data structures. I basically took everything that everyone avoided and specialised in that.

Fuck off josh

me? I spaffed all over my gfs stomach roughly 1.5 hours ago

Fuck off josh.

Isn't Birmingham less safe than Fallujah these days? I think I read that somewhere. Maybe it was London.

My Gf doesn't want to have my kids

I'm the alpha in this thread.

lmao

you wish

No, like brown Asian as in INdian, you can see it and the coffee mug gives it away to, this is brown town

hes absolutely seething

They always meant multi-racial.

thats set you right off hasn't it, she does infact in the future want to have children with me

I just bought a set of mugs from B&Q mate, I had no idea.

based sex haver

kek, but only a sad cunt would spend time posting something like this. Congrats, you're in the same category as gobbo now.

They always meant multi-racial.

Britain has always been muti racial

what flag is that moshe?

Unironically via (cringe) totalitarianism

Isn't Birmingham less safe than Fallujah these days?

man I worked in this sector too with c# it was gay

what frustrated me so much, you can make the same shit in c and it's so fast vs this c# monster or .. they had a the not dot net.. visual basc 6.. old.. old

The person in this reflection is brown, you've already posted your face Dikshit

interesting memeflag, why not use your own?

fkn dire thread this, hate it when you lot post your faces

Lidl it is. I shall return.
Might even go for a little walk.

I don't trust rust... why are they always going after core shit.. rust trannies make your own kernel

I don't trust a single one of you homo trannies, glowie sentral

get a pack of them frikadellen burgers, fucking mental with a bit of mayo mixed with cajun on a bread base with crunchy salad

don't have a wank in lidls mate, the staff don't like it

Britain has always been muti racial

The empire was, but mainland Britain no, it wasn't. You can't have civilisation in those circumstances. They are mutually exclusive
I started with C# too. Shit language, better than Java, but still shit. I highly recommend Go. I worked for years as a data architect, and all the systems were fed by Go processes. You'd be amazed how good the scheduler is at handling concurrency, even on basically no resources.
Many corporations still use Java, Scala and other JVM stupidity. There is a real job in porting their shit, jeet tier code to real languages.

I promise to wear a burka next time, mate. I think I have an old halloween costume stashed around the house somewhere. Sorry for inconveniencing you with my ugly mug.

B2B SaaS, or Business-to-Business Software as a Service, refers to cloud-based software solutions that businesses use on a subscription basis. Instead of purchasing and managing software licenses, companies subscribe to and pay recurring fees to access these applications. This model allows businesses to access software without the high upfront costs and ongoing maintenance associated with traditional software licensing

thats not even a real job

bogdan having yet another temper tantrum because somebody is actually a programmer for a living and he couldn't even pass the first entry test (fizzbuzz) for a junior microsoft position

hurrrrr bOgDaN hurrrrrr

thats not even a real job

It is the best job, mate. Ever hear of Sage (payroll)? There are all sorts of B2B SaaS businesses, like Clubhouse for productivity, Databricks for big data management, AWS, Azure, GCP, all are B2B SaaS examples.

The person in this reflection is brown

i dont think so

>Britain has always been muti racial

The empire was, but mainland Britain no, it wasn't.

Umm, actually sweetie, it was. Celts, Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Vikings, Normans. We've always been diverse!
Also a room full of people who descend from those groups lacks diversity and is too white and that's not a good look.

AWS, Azure, GCP,

wha the fuck is that a gypsy curse

I should probably explain why it is the best: if you have reliable recurring revenue (as mentioned above, it is a subscription), your business is very attractive to both investors and potentially bigger companies who want to buy you. Plus, there is this thing called "Enterprise Value," which is a multiple of your revenue on a yearly basis. For SaaS, that can go up to 20 or more.
I cannot recommend highly enough for all of you who want to do something of this kind, get into SaaS.

I never thought about it that way. You have opened my eyes and challenged my bigotry.
We need more Kenyans!

Mate, the HMRC uses AWS (Amazon Web Services). Think of it like Amazon managing some big computers for you to store your porn on and charging you for the privilege.

That's clearly a white guy you mong.
I also doubt it's him.

Obvious brown phenotype

Isn't it full of jeets and grifters (tautology)?

It's probably not him but it is a brown

Big companies are, yes. Even those are distancing themselves from that because they are not only useless, they are destructive.
Start-ups is where you want to be anyway. Shit pay, but you can get equity. The company Google made more millionaires than anything else in the world... those were people who started working early and got a part of the company. Make sure you do your due dilligence, obviously, on the financials of the startup, the sector, the competition, but if you pick a winner, you'll be set for life.

My body and mind can no longer function without heroin. This is the 10th consecutive day of £100 a day habit. I need help Josh. You were the one who got me in this state and you have to get me out.

but if you pick a winner

Same logic with a lottery ticket, the likelihood of you picking a firm that makes it is slim, and on top of that you also have to do your job. Plus these days they all get bought out by Americans and your payday is then meagre

have you tried not injecting heroin?

white

Might take up gambling, lottery whatever idk