Daily reminder - Hercules got poisoned by a zoophile thot because he was a coomer and gooner that couldn't ignore that pussy. This was 5200~5500-some years ago, btw. Nothing changed/improved ever since. The moral is obvious and clear.
To my fellow Greek and Roman/Italian anons:
that is not real miami lol
It was, at a point. 35~40 years ago.
Live your myth in Miami
Nothing changed/improved ever since
Greeks and Italians consume the least amount of drugs and least degenerate people in Europe, they just like some Wine and cheese
myth
Bruv. Shit happened.
Italians
least degenerate in yurop
How is it there, in 1996?
The fuck you talking about? Miami is like 15% white
this memeflag
this memecuck shithost
0 of 10
How is it there, in 1996?
Greek and Italian youth are generally extremely conservative when it comes to drug use. You are viewed as an outcast for being known as a druggie over there. It is not socially acceptable.
he wasnt poisoned, its an allegory for muscle pain
is this it?
The game is about crimes, so it makes sense
In the med countries even grandma smokes weed, and blow is rather common altho, yeah, not "socially acceptable", but is it anywhere else?
Exactly, that was Miami 30 years ago. The real Miami now is exactly what Rockstar depicted.
In the med countries even grandma smokes weed
I grew up on Greek islands, weed smokers were viewed as punks and outcasts by other youth. Greek and Italian youth are generally mature for their age compared to shut-in Northern Euro's
The reason for GTA6's delay is because Rckstar was convinced that Kamela would have won the election. With Trump, it showed that people want good looking characters with big tits in video games. Compare the first trailer to the second and observe the background characters. They are un-trooning GTA6.
Dude that's a mutt. But Venti is, apparently, Russian.
he wasn't poisoned
Bitch, are you even for real? Educate yourself. The tunic was literally soaked in poisoned blood.
MAN THE HARPOONS!
Do not be an NPC
Miami is all BLACK only in Spring break for college students and the rest of the FUCKING year is 100% white gringo
NOW you KNOW
...Vice City is NOT Miami. They officially retconned that.
it's Miami Beach, it's separated from Miami City by a giant bridge. it isn't supposed to be real at all.
Wow, those GTA VI graphics look pretty decent. Where did you get that screenshot from?
The mods for this game will just correct this.
t. gets permanently banned for making/downloading/installing fixing/repairing mod
learn greek pseud
Well, when was this? In any case, weed is real common in mediterranean countries, you can see it growing in balconies and you can get it for dirt cheap anywhere. But despite weed being so common, i wouldn't say i know more than a couple "stoners". It's normal to smoke weed here, but that doesn't make you a stereotypical stoner, i don't see it impact people's "maturity".
And no, i don't smoke weed, it does nothing for me.
IRL VI
Miami is all BLACK only in Spring break for college students and the rest of the FUCKING year is 100% white gringo
wrong, miami and south florida in general have a massive nigger infestation.
t. fort lauderdale born and raised
I don't see the difference
Non-newtonian mods
Is that were Tony Montana killed Hector?
I would bury my face in this bitches plump cheeks
in the epic of gilgamesh enkidu can speak with animals and they accept him, ishtar sends him a literal whore and they shag, now all the animals shun him and he can no longer understand them
Kill that russian that keeps simping for it please
spain
weed is trad
Your country became a degenerate hellhole to the point you say grannies smoke weed.
Whenever I watch Castillan TV shows, all I hear is cusswords from potty-mouthed degenerates.
Bitch it's LITERALLY crimson because it was soaked in Hydra's highly toxic and extremely poisonous blood (if that's an "allegory", then the "hydra's blood" was highly likely Varanus/Komodo Dragon, because they ARE toxic and poisonous as fuck). The blood was so toxic, that it literally burned through Hercules' skin right to the bones, he also couldn't get rid of the tunic because the blood was also very sticky, so he was trapped by being wrapped in it. There are several real-existing poisons that have very similar effect and composition, especially plant/herb/flower-based ones.
For example, "Sosnovsky's Borschevik" is an EXTREMELY poisonous plant which juice/fluids produce INSTANT burns on people who get exposed to even slightest amounts of sunlight, because that plant's juice has effect of immediately and permanently removing human skin's ability to protect itself from the sunlight by natural melanin production. It is also called "Vampire's Killer" for that reason.
I'm not even a racist and I hope they just swap all the dark skin colors for lighter ones.
It's just more pleasing to look at purely from an aesthetic/coomer perspective.
Skin bleach is a multi-billion dollar industry, hundreds of millions of Africans and Indians bleach their skin it's only natural to prefer lighter skin tones.
Both pictures contain mostly non-whites, though. What's the point OP is trying to prove?
GU
it's called Ocean Drive, it's the main road through Miami Beach so a lot has happened there in real life and fiction. it's nearly all tourists, nobody lives there, wants to live there or can afford to live there. using it to depict any kind of demographic is inherently misleading.
Where did i say weed is trad you stupid macaca? kek. Grandmas smoking weed was hyperbole to denote how common weed has become in the last couple decades. And don't worry so much about cuss words in foreign goyslop tv shows and worry about your favelas instead, where they do worse shit than cussing.
no men under 40 in the picture
wonder where they are were
Well it's a reality that women are and always have been the actual controllers of the world.
Men are just their pawns.
Sorry I will never stop being a simp, Hercules was based.
still not Greek flags ITT
...is it joever?
fuck
how common weed has become in the last couple decades
Yeah, Spain used to be nice. Then you just went full degenerate with drunk anglo tourists, imported whores and trannies from the jungles of Latin America, turbofeminism and legalized zoophilia.
Now every Spaniard is bisexual.
Weed was never "common" in Iberian/Latin American culture, it's a recent import.
That's probably because most of my greek fellows are out right now banging bitches. I'm one of the exceptions...
Vice city isn't Miami and Leonida isn't Florida.
It's inspired by Miami and Florida.
GTA is set in a alternate earth but close enough in reality that we recognise references.
Vice City was once just a random archipelago somewhere in the gulf now its in a state(Leonida) which will be fleshed out in GTA VI as we can see.
pic related is Vice City from 2002. A lot has changed.
Why are they fucking dogs?
Is this achievable natty?
In Vice City, Vice City was literally in Miami.
They retconned it later.
Greek
Hercules
You mean Heracles ?
Miami during spring break is a kween ethnostate
you just know they dont wash all the their body. ruined my evening.
Both of those are entirely believable desu.
I know he's Гepaкл. But Hercules rolls of the tongue so much better/smoother. Especially due to the TV show. DISS APPOINTED!
Besides, I never call "Hercule's Porridge" as that (despite it's official name), I merely say "oat".
Yea, the romans copied the entire greek pantheon.
Greeks are the OGs
Feel you man.
But at least he had two kids with her.
Now why would a woman willingly become a single mom,
especialy in ancient times, is beyond me
Obviously I know that. I for one, prefer Poseidon over Neptune, and Ares over Mars. But some sound/spell better in Romanji.
True, but they can do what they want, it's their creation, the rumoured Project America is likely very real and long term plans for GTA are in the works.
LOL'ed at the sign.
It says: Traditional cultural collective of Nicisiani "The Nigger"
Obviously I know that
Oh, i wasnt showing off with what i know. Just making conversation
Poseidon > Neptune
Mars and Ares are a tie for me. Kinda Mars wins it for me.
Romanji
Same as in english which i think it's 1 to 1 from latin/italian.
Spain has been a tourism based country for almost 70 years and having drunk bongs visiting doesn't affect our culture because they have their own contention zones where they're milked by the locals. It could be peak season in summer and i assure you you wouldn't see a single brit in 90% of Spain. As for "importing from the jungle", we've had colonies, isn't Portugal full of brazilians? Immigrants from our colonies might be an eyesore but they don't need to integrated because they were integrated 500 years ago, i'll take them over the immigrants they have in Germany or the northern countries.
And yeah, weed popularity peaked during the last 2 decades. Shit's the same everywhere else in the west, except mediterranean countries are bound to be more "lax" with it due to the environment and social/cultural dynamics typical of warmer countries. If you form your image of Spain through goyslop it's only natural it looks like a lib shithole. In reality is a shithole full of old people and a growing right wing youth wave. The only reason the left has been winning is because of coalitions, PSOE hasn't had a majority in a long time.
Why? She might poop. Women actually poop the people who say they don't are lying.
You’re a schizo
You’re a schizo
Fuck are you talking about? I lived in Greece you dumb fag, there are youth that smoke weed like hard rockers, skaters, etc but in normal youth groups it is shunned to do drugs
Spain's tourism is on islands, most beach and alcohol tourism is. Miami is no exception.
mma fan here
gta 6 looks pretty accurate
gayest sport ever conceived of
not a single nigger
Very plebeian and absolutely meritless.
slaughtered for meat when
no niggers just olmecs
Lol definitely not
oof
I'd unironically skewer that last one with my Spear for two days nonstop, iykwim.
heavy handed joke
You’re a faggot retard. That’s exactly what miami turns into during spring break. Everybody avoids miami because it turns into this
Immigrants from our colonies might be an eyesore but they don't need to integrated because they were integrated 500 years ago, i'll take them over the immigrants they have in Germany or the northern countries.
It's not an either or issue. The issue with Mestizos isn't simply that they're physically ugly, it's that they're socially and culturally dysfunctional people who will degrade your society with their presence. They will replicate the exact same standards that they come from and turn your country into another Latin American cesspool.
No you didn’t, I was just on a greek island last year and the local greek kids smoked pot with me multiple times.
They filled the game with niggers so you can kill them and youre complaining about it? come on vatnik, cheer up theres always a bright side
Yeah same. Im fucking sick of foreign retards
let me tell you about your city!
Meme flag off kike.
New femoid looks like a shitskin troon
Lmao I used to live in one of the buildings in this photo all the way at the back
that's Cape Town in South Africa, the mountain in the back is Table Mountain. the street they're on is called Beach Road.
he thinks I was joking
No one will polish your spear, that's for sure.
are you a Colombian gangster?
anons afraid of one of dem big boss girl qveens slay stars kicking pussymans ass and taking gender neutral names
goes into your record
Satire is indistinguishable from real life.
thats a lot to take in
It does bother me to look at most peruvians and venezuelans, but south americans here tend to be hard workers and can't vote in generals, not even the ones that end up getting residency. Only immigrants i don't like are north african muslims, even though they're better than the middle easterns they get in other parts of Europe.
It technically isn't even Miami in the game, it's Vice City. They can pretty much do whatever they fuck they want with it.
What about this?
I'm 18cm fully erect, about 10~11cm calm, and about 6cm when shriveled in very cold weather. I think I'll manage.
I don't go out to eat at nice places anymore because they are full of packs of wild niggers. How the fuck they afford it is beyond me. The only places that keep them out are the upscale italian restaurants. Steak Houses and waterfront dining is fucking abysmal.
I have giant trust in you
I'm not into dudes. And you're clearly gay.
I don't see any women either. Looks like smoke break at the hat club convention.
pretty big accusation
this has to be a plus size tematic party cuz it is grim if that shii is normal
It technically isn't even Miami in the game, it's Vice City. They can pretty much do whatever they fuck they want with it.
they are doing it solely because they hired a bunch of faggots to tell them they need more "diversity", are you people naive or is this le gaslighting, either way you're wrong, kys
hitler was right about the usa. half negrified, half judaised. what he didn't know yet, was the extent to which the latter would increase the former problem wordlwide. new debt is the driving force over here, too. shitskins in benzes who own drug money laundering shisha bars that white underage girls frequent together with their mulllet wearing peers. perfectly normal new world, leaving no clear angle of attack if you wanted one.
You're GAY! WHOOOOAAA, BUDDY!
Women are of the devil
I'm not playing if there's not a single cute russian girl in it
bro Spain is way way more degenerate than the rest of Southen Euro
yes I'm not saying that Italians or Greeks are conservative neo-fascists but the shit happening in Spain is different
Ass would i leaf bro
I’m sure the spot between her asshole and vag-hole is the best smelling. It almost always is on a girl.
You get the nice sour scent from her front hole mixed in with that wonderful musky warm aroma from her anus, topped off with just a hint of that salty goodness of her sweaty taint.
You know you’ve got a keeper if you can detect a bit of urine as well.
The back of my mouth tingles and puckers like I just sucked on a lemon when I smell this. It takes everything in me to not give it a lick so as to not ruin this symphony of a smell.
Imagine dying to a cumstained rug.
Talk to me more abut that shit happening in Spain, if i haven't addressed it already i'll give you a cookie.
lol, lmao
half the people i know smoke/used to smoke weed/cigarettes/sometimes did LSD or coke
It took a Brit to figure out Miami doesn't have mountains. Americans truly are retarded.
Nessus was the Centaur BBC dude from the Disney cartoon, BTW.
They jewed out so hard on it, that in the cartoon Hercules BTFO's him by a couple hits, but in FACTUAL reality Nessus fucked his third wife (in the cartoon it's been shown that Megara is being "approached" by Nessus, but Megara was Hercule's FIRST GF, not his actual wife, so it's a continuity error) and she LOVED it. Because she's a ZOOPHILE WHORE. WOAH, BUDDY!
You mean Heracles ?
You know, one thing that ALWAYS bugged me...
Hercules was the half-demigod son of Zeus and a human woman.
The Spartans were supposed to be Sons of Hercules.
SO WHERE DOES "HERA" in HERACLES come from since she's the jealous Wife of Zeus that torments him as proxy for attacking her husband.
Yes, I understand, Jupiter (Iupter) is Zeus and Juno (Iuno) is the equivalent BUT, Hercules isn't the son of Hera or the son of Juno.
random archipelago
Literally every GTA game map is like that. It's because it's easier to make the map surrounded by infinite water than create the land all around beyond the boundaries of the map.
Russian flag
The only way you know what Miami looks like is from inside a shipping container
Bros before hoes. Also - Hercules DID fuck Eolas at some point. But, hey. Apparently, 'tis was fine (but only according to Homer, who was a very obvious homo, and a kiddie diddler. He's a PEDOPHILE! WOOOOAAAHH, BUDDY!).
I lived in US (Oregon) from 1995 to 2011. I got to travel through quite a lot of States while I was there. Fuck off with your retarded bullshit, kiddo.
For fuck's sake, when I've graduated from my local school with a diploma in the late 90's, I've moved across several States, to enroll at Yale, where I've spend another 4 years (left out of my own volition on the 5th, because I got bored out of my fucking mind due to everyone around me, including "professors" and "teachers", being utterly uneducated and downright inept retards).
"Herra" is "Gerra", which is actually "Earth", from which "Gaia" and "Terra" originate.
"Herc" is "soil", so "Hercules" is an "Earthly man", or rather, "Man of earthly clay".
The origins differ, depending on who's the teller. Some said Herra was jealous and vengeful, some didn't depict her as that at all. Her "motherly" rendition as shown in jewed out cucked Disney cartoon, is merely an adaptation of one of those "toned down" versions.
Eolas
*Iolaus
That attractive and good natured people exist and you should get off your ass and approach them instead of talking to people waiting for their turn in the Nuremberg trails like us
Iupter
Yupiter
Iuno
Yuno
Keep lying, nigger.
miren a los números de la bestia
dios te ha expulsado del cielo por tus grandes pecados
That's cuz spaniards are too white.
Speak in humanese.
Ye i'm sure Miami and Florida are white people havens, unlike the rest of America of course which is a trash contintent filled with niggers, spics and other brown mutts.
I just ate dude
florida is 20% white
soon all of europe will be the same, including russia. thanks judaism,very cool
The only man capable of real power is he who’s able to rise above the opinions of women and the draw of lust. Once he’s defeated his internal demons and then conquered the impulse of lust, nothing is beyond his grasp. Besides, the uberman would be a romantic interested exclusively in actual love…but he would have no problem at all living without it.
Once you realize that fallen women seek nothing more than to destroy a good man to salve their own damaged psyche, they lose all appeal.
I don't believe anything in their diet could be considered natural.
She’s cute. Is she Greek? And very based of the Greeks. We need to stamp out drug culture in the west along with drunkenness.
Hottentots on the trot.
The actual genuine "white havens" are Tennessee (anywhere outside of Nashville), Nebraska, anywhere in 1000 Lakes, Vermont (rural, NOT in cities), Iowa, and Alaska (too cold for majority of niggers and spics). Oregon was like this too, at a point. Before 2002, roughly.
corroborating. Just south of West Palm beach for 25 years now.
she
This guy thinks a major CITY, in fucking Florida, the capital of LATIN AMERICANS immigrating to - is filled with WHITE PEOPLE
the fucking delusion.
Miami is a cesspool of niggers and spics. Get your fucking head out if your ass
Hércules has like 6 different stories anon, a fag probably wrote that part
Why would I care if someone takes medication. Grow up and touch grass. This is why you are an angry virgin.
6
...are you just uneducated, or genuinely retarded, or simply lazy and arrogantly ignorant?
Based
Fuck hercules
HE VOTED FOR IT!!
I came back from Florida one month ago and I was pleasantly surprised. Drove around 2000 miles. It’s 10000000 times cleaner than California. Even Miami was clean. Way cleaner than many European cities for sure.
Way cleaner than many yuropeen shitties
Kekus Maximus.rmvb
Sosnovsky's Borschevik
Giant Hogweed to westerners
My issue with the upcoming GTA is that there will probably no rebel flags in the game. Which is unnecessary culture erasure
Not same things. Actual undomesticated wild plant is harmless.
"Sosnovsky's Borschevik" is a selection and genetic engineering fuck up. It is a literal artificially created monster, very hard to get rid off (literally spreads like worst weed ever, nearly cancerous-like) and EXTREMELY dangerous, not just to humans, but nearly all living beings.
Way cleaner than many European cities
Not every city in EU is like Paris/Marseille, Jean
Jean
*Ahmed
Jean disappeared in 2010.
pretty close, that down the street and the building is now a CVS convenience store
I got weed off a guy outside one time and he was like "there you go now you did a deal outside the fuckin building" funny schizo nig
Yeah Paris is filthy as fuck. I have been to most European capital cities. A lot of them are very dirty and reeks like shit.
Come to Moscow, Sochi, Sirius, Saint Petersburg, Yekaterinburg, Vladivostok, Khabarovsk, or pretty much anywhere in coastal Crimea, white man.
Hercules died
fake news
Vladivostok
only one on the list that makes me say 'ehhh'
coming from a russian orc
lmao shut up ivan
I have been to Moscow in 2019. It was very nice and fun. Will come back.
Ya people that have never been able to live in an all white society have no idea how great it is. It is like an absolute paradise, but add just one or two niggers and the environment completely turns to shit. I blame Christianity for repressing the natural white instinct to purge any nigger immediately from their land if it walks within 1000 ft of human civilizations. If all niggers died tonight white civilization would be party town again like in OPs bottom pic almost overnight.
Depends on what part of south beach you’re on. Above 5th street which is where the gta trailer takes place based on the building in the background the beach patrons are accurate