The chastity of priests is probably related to semen retention

My mind was blown when I thought about that.
Let's get the guy who doesn't coom to tell everybody what to do.

Some of the magical thinking that Anon Babble semen retention proponents venture off into I think is a bit absurd. However it is just a fact that chronic masterbation and porn consumption fries dopamine receptors leading to all the negatives that accompany that. That coupled with the Theological concept of the Virgin Mary and chastity it makes perfect sense to me why members of the Church should be chaste.

it's because the nobles didn't want there to be other families to contend with for power you fucking retard.

Before that rule, the church used to pay for your wife and kids expenses too. They got sick of that, so built residences onto the churches and said "that's all you need, you're just one guy after all. Oh and about that... it has to stay that way. Also, a vow of poverty so we don't have to pay you in cash. You can wear all this cool jewellery tho."
It's pragmatism just like all the rest. Divine writ doesn't exist.

This is why they fuck little boys. Celibacy turns you into a faggot pedophile.

Yes
Heretic will ALWAYS seethe about celibacy because they are COOMERS and cannot even FATHOM celibacy EXISTING

How do I unfry my brain from 14 years of severe porn addiction

Can anyone explain using science how this is different from having sex every night? If im busting in my wifes pussy every night, how is that any different from gooning to porn? Use actual science and not words like pheromones

There is no rule for not cumming retard

No, it is explicitly to prevent priestly dynasties, something explicitly encouraged by churches that allow priest marriage.

How is union with my wife in an orderly manner any different from frying my brain with man made horrors beyond our comprehension through flickering lights in my face

I haven't fapped in over 3 days. When do I get magic powers?

so your saying sex has a different effect on your brain and thus doesnt fry your dopamine despite getting a much more real experience, full of audio and physical feedback? Seriously anon, if you can back it up with science il believe you, but as it stand sex should fry you harder shouldn't it?

they told me to allow infinity immigrants and to worship a woman

Its because they were gay, idiot frog poster distraction bot.

It's not magic powers, it's sanctification
Keep at it, if you stumble then go to confession
If you're not already Catholic then go investigate it
Go read the book "Your Brain on Porn" for the science shit
In addition to destroying your brain, you are also mortally wounding your soul

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

you need at least 6 months dude

No, it's to keep priests from owning land and titles outside of the church.

I always thought Catholics priests being required not to marry to be the most retarded thing ever.

Orthodox priests are exactly the opposite, they are required to be married to get their priest role.
How else are you suppose to give advice on the "women question" if you dont women.

It was about centralization of power of the church in Rome, the thing about priests not being allowed to get married was pushed alongside a bunch of other reforms that gave more power to the papacy at the expense of local churches and bishops.

Sounds like cope to me on a retarded decision.

In the catholic church? No it was done primarily to prevent dynasties from forming within the church and the various regions. The larger cities within Europe back in the day held a lot of political and religious sway and they wanted to keep families from popping up and taking control of those areas.

Cope, it was retarded.

The longest I've gone without fapping is 2 weeks. My dick is going to explode

Nigga it was about land and inheritance during the middle ages.
It is all true

All I know is that busting nuts too often will literally turn you into a dumbass due to terrible memory.

I think it has something to do with dopamine as emotions make memories, well, more memorable. When you are drained, you really have a hard time retaining information. Things just go in and out. Right now I’m on a little over a month of retention and I basically can’t forget anything.

i never questioned the reason, i called it retarded.
So yes, it can be true and retarded.
Only thing im questioning is the order; it is first retarded then true... while you can at best claim it is true and only after retarded.

they can have wet dreams, then make the excuse that god mandated their orgasms, never touched themselves, just a massive amount of spooge dreaming about David the choir boy or Margaret the nun, meanwhile I'm fapping in a public restroom just to get through my day without losing my shit because half the females dress like whores.

If you've ever had sex in a loving relationship you just know there's a difference. You just feel different after you nut in a pussy compared to doing into a tissue.

Priestly celibacy laws only came into effect after medieval period when inheritance laws brought conflict between sons of priests and the church.

You absorb stuff through penis skin, and the experience being different (not purely better) changes the way your body reacts. You're still out some minerals like zinc though so don't exhaust yourself too much.

It has larger implications than that. Spirituality, like so many other aspects of humanity, is genetic. By limiting your priests to celibacy, you're weeding out spirituality from the masses generation by generation.

That's not relevant to memory at all. It's a neuronal wiring thing + stuff to do with your hippocampus. Memory is the other side of the coin to learning. Sleep definitely affects it, fapping not so much. There were likely other factors like diet, sleep, or something else.
I have a -terrible- memory, and that hasn't changed when I did no fap or many fap. Though I also had amnesia at one point so I'm not the best case study here.

meanwhile I'm fapping in a public restroom just to get through my day without losing my shit

I was young once. Don't worry, it gets easier as you get older.

because females dress like whores

Get better taste. 3DPD.

nigga I'm 40, maybe you fried your dopamine receptors.

Priests aren't chaste

Porn creates a high and big drop (like spiked blood sugar), typically leaving you depressed after realising what a disappointment you are.

Your body however rewards you with real sex with extra chemicals like oxytocin, and the dopamine is higher but there is a balance with some other chemicals like serotonin making the come down steadier like a diet on complex carbs. Meaning you don’t feel as much of a failure.

Catholics sure are boy loving brainwashed nigtards when it comes to sex

In ancient times, priests who held semen were considered to be able to "talk to God", and if they lost it, they could not enter the temple for 7 days, until they had built their sexual energy back up. It's because of energy.

It makes sense when you consider the feudal system. If a priest has a little castle and family then does the castle belong to the pope or to the king? By preventing priests from having families they nipped the issue in the bud. Keeps peasants out of things too.

sounds very jewish

frying le dopamine receptors

you know none of this shit is real right?
dopamine is just a neurotransmitter that is important to your entire nervous system
every time **anything** happens **anywhere** in your body a large amount of dopamine is used

this "happiness chemical" is pure materialist reductionism science fiction that has nothing to do with reality

stop thinking about dopamine, stop worrying about dopamine, stop blaming dopamine, stop being a pop-sci indoctrinated retard