Anon Babble users claim to be high-IQ intellectuals. Well, prove it and solve this

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He doesn't need the key. The space between the bars is large enough he can just walk out whenever he wants.

because freedom is an illusion but hunger is real

I teach college, but I couldn’t agree more. It’s the most useless occupation in the world.

Most here are not. Most of Anon Babble is average and even lower than average.

That aged thing has thousands of generations of jpg artifacts going on, it's almost impressive. They're going to find the original png version carved into a obelisk in the middle east in a few years.

He's hungry.

He can get the key, go out of cell and get the bread then escape. Time wasting question slide thread, sage

Because he can just get the key after he gets the bread lmao.

The prisoner is a cuck

He's Jewish
NHH

his massive nose suggests it's a kike. Kikes rely on eternal victimhood to get what they want. Freeing himself would run counter to this strategy. Also he's probably in there for doing something unconsionable to children and knows if he gets out of his cell he'll be eaten alive by general pop.

because hes hungry

cause theres no keyhole on the inside, but i guess those bars allow him.

why does nigga have a stick?

cause he can use the bread to catch some mice

cus theres more doors.
like he opens the door then what

also

CAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE TO CHOOSE. HE CAN JUST GET BOTH. BUT HES GETTING THE BREAD FIRST

because he's already outside the cage but the bread is locked inside

This whole rigamarole is wasting my time. Either make a better picture or explain quickly

yep, this

he doesnt have to choose thats why

BREAD TASTE BETTER THAN KEY

he's Palestinian in Israeli prison, they starved him and if he open up and go out, they rape him

Why not both?

there is nothing stopping him to go after the key once he has the bread.

the bars aren't to keep him in, they're to keep something out. Whatever it is he's afraid to slip through for even a second.

ChatGPT's answer:

Possible philosophical interpretations:

Basic Needs vs. Freedom:
The prisoner chooses bread (a symbol of survival or basic needs) over the key (a symbol of freedom). This suggests that in desperate circumstances, people prioritize immediate survival over abstract ideals like freedom.

Short-term vs. Long-term Thinking:
He might be acting out of short-term thinking—satisfying hunger now instead of working toward a more permanent solution (freedom). It’s a reflection on how urgent needs can cloud rational judgment.

Conditioned Mindset / Learned Helplessness:
Maybe the prisoner has been locked up so long, he no longer believes escape is possible or worth it. This points to how people can become psychologically imprisoned even when escape is within reach.

Existential Metaphor:
Philosophically, it can also be seen as a metaphor for life—many people choose comfort, security, or sustenance over the risk, uncertainty, and responsibility that come with true freedom.

So, the prisoner chooses bread because:

He is driven by immediate need, conditioned by suffering, or fears the unknown that comes with freedom.

That’s the kind of reasoning that makes someone “a philosopher.”

He's obviously retarded.
With the key he can have both.

in desperate circumstances, people prioritize immediate survival over abstract ideals like freedom.

And that's why communists love anarcho-tyranny.

Because the questionwriter made him.

He’s gonna shove that stick up his ass and the bread will give him the energy to get horny

why did the white girl choose the nigger junkie

why did the chicken cross the road

because people behind bars are well known for making bad decisions

The locking mechanism for the door is bread-based

the prisoner "chose"

What's a choice, anyway?

there's niggers on the other side of the gate

Then why using a stick instead of going through? Faggot

Because he's a fucking moron

I mean i would ask why this prisoner had this choice to begin with. There arent just magically keys and loafs of bread laying around.

Then he’s gonna take a nap and not pay rent for another goddamn day

because it's 2050 and the outside world is niggers niggers niggers as far as the eye can see
niggers

why is he using a stick if he could just pass trough it?

eats in safety, safety is a higher need than hunger that is primal.

after eaten in safety, grabs the key and risk run perhaps towards granting more safety as if that could be possible...

Why can't he just take both

Which is the essence of this dumb "riddle".

That is a valid question but you have to imagine who put the bread and the key out there. I dont think this is a zero sum game.

Stupid. You can choose both if you can get to both.

That's an easy one though.
Behind bars, someone else looks out for him (the government) so he doesn't have responsibility for a fuck up and just points to daddy government to take care of him and any errors that occurs.
A sheep!
The key is the freedom to his life but that also means taking care of himself and he is too used to being taken care of hence the bread

The jailer has a whole budget to put bread and keys and sticks in front of this guy as an “enrichment program”

Because hes stupid
If you can reach either of them you can reach both.
Also even if the bread was too far away if you get the key you can just walk to the bread

Because that key might not be for his prison cell called life

I like to think he believes he deserves his punishment. He wants the penance. But also needs to eat.

cuz hes fucking retarded

get key

open door

get bread

run away

What does the horsey do.

Because bread tastes better than key

He is an idiot. He would fit in between bars.

because the wh*te boy is hungry

If they want to pawn to go out they can unlock the door themselves.
What does the horsey do.

he doesnt want to be free

His thread hit bump limit and he’s based not keyed

Because he is a coward. Attempting escape is a risk.

That is 99% of "right wingers" who complain about zionist Jews.

They would not risk their freedom let alone their lives for what they believe in.

It is much more worthwhile to preach Islam than to wrangle them into some sort of fed-infested cell.

Muslims honor people who fight and die for God, martyrdom in battle sends you to the Seventh Heaven, I pray for it and so do my brothers.

Do you know how beautiful it is to live this way? I could die at any time, fear and death do not control me. I am a free man by God's grace, my life and wealth belongs to Him.

This is the ultimate triumph, the supreme achievement. To exchange your life and wealth for Paradise, to put death before you and embrace Jihad. My life is brimming with purpose and meaning, freedom and self-determination.

take and eat bread

no one knows

take key

try to escape

get captured, get shot or tortured then shot or given a much longer sentence and maybe your family gets executed too depending on the country/circumstances

I think this is just a stupid basic question that he is too weak to think in complex ways like open door with key and grab bread which is harder than just grab bread. Basic needs above all else, when desperate.
I'm allergic to these like the tree fall in forest do you hear it, they're so fundamentally stupid questions.

/thread

Why attempt escape where you could possibly get caught, besten down, dragged to Solitary cobfinement, and left Starving even more, when you can just enjoy the crumbs in Your comfy cell

looks hungry. he can still get the key after h eats

He can clearly fit through the bars hes just retarded

No. Most here are retards with good instincts or geniuses who see through BS. Reddit is more the average intelligence place where not retarded but not actually smart people pretend to be smart.

prove it and solve this

Fake problem, troll post.

Because its in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and the guy is hungry, but doesn't want to leave his cell.

Anon Babble users claim to be high-IQ intellectuals. Well, prove it and solve this

He's clearly hungry. He can fish the key right after eating some bread, using the same tool, lmfao.

He doesn't want to escape, you mong. He's choosing the comfort of the prison he knows to uncertain future if he tries to escape.

eASY.
<----- -solve pic related while you're at it...

That's obviously a jew that prefers to maintain its status as oppressed victim.

Because he was in Auschwitz and he wanted the foreskin inside the bread.

he wants to stay in prison for the big nigger cock

because the guard is standing there watching him

This is the real answer btw

This man is free.

Because the artist who made it was trying to sell an idea.

Anon Babble is officially more retarded then Instagram Reels

Millennials are FINISHED

prove it

Slavery is preferable to freedom.

BBC post

flag checks out.

because its the food thats in jail
not the prisoner

The key insisted upon itself.

The bread is a metaphor. The key too.
The bars and stick are also metaphors.

Because he can fuck the loaf.

See spbp here

we don't know the full context of his situation. is that the key to the door? if not, going after the bread makes sense. if it's the right key, once he's out does he have to escape a prison complex or something similar? if so, he might be free momentarily but he could get captured again or even shot for trying to escape. I know that's not a very phylosophical way of looking at it but I'm more interested in stories than phylosophy

On the contrary, the riddle was solved here

He's outside the cell.
Besides, by the look of him he could fit between the bars anyway.

Do you know how beautiful it is to live this way? I could die at any time, fear and death do not control me. I am a free man by God's grace, my life and wealth belongs to Him.

You know you can life your life like this without following pedophillic religions spawned from jews

Because he isn't trying to escape. Most people don't want to escape they follow the rules. Escaping often leads to death in most countries if you are caught.

Isn't it obviously fear? They put the key in reach to justify abusing him for trying to eacape. Its not like keys grow themselves right outside prison cells. Everyone understands a starving animal will eat. Prisoner won't be faulted for that. The prisoner farmers would take blame.

That might've been the case 10 years ago.

Because the door isn’t actually locked.

Because keys don't taste that good, duh.

Truman prefers his cell.

Because he knows the key is to a different cell.

he ist hungry

He wil be released in 3 days anyway.
If he tries to escape now and be noticed during his escape attempt hè wil get 5 years. So the smart move is to stay in. And just eat an extra piece of bread.

He wants to stick the bread up his ass, the key is too small for him.

Based on the nose of the guy, it's clearly a jew.
So this is probably a concentration camp, and the guy just heard through a radio message from the German security guard, that the US has invaded normandy. So he knows that his loyal goy army will soon come to free him from prison. So he's actually pushing away the bread, to starve himself, so once he's liberated, he looks starved and sickly, so he can make up stories about how he was mistreated and tortured, and other sob stories he can defend himself with, to have the perfect excuse to infiltrate the banks and media of every nation, and guilt trip everyone who has the slightest sense of pattern recognition.

Hes not a prisoner just a hungry man tempted by some caged bread

warum are you doing that?

he is stabbing the bread to make sure the bread doesn't eat the key cos breads eats keys.

It's the mindset of the average söycialist cuck. He chooses to stay imprisoned to get guaranteed goyslop instead of being a free man

he is russian

First, we have to ask, why would a prisoner have both bread and a key right outside of his cell?

Clearly, those two things were placed there on purpose. And the only person who has access to the prisoner and those things is the guard.

So the guard placed bread and a key outside on purpose thinking the prisoner would take the key and unlock the cell and then take the bread. Why would the guard want to do this?

It's likely a test. The guard is baiting the prisoner to break the rules so he can punish the prisoner within his ability to do so.

The prisoner acknowledges this and is only attempting to get the bread whilst the guard waits around the corner, waiting for the door to open.

It’s a made up example. It cannot be “answered”. Or rather it can be answered with any babble as any answer is equally legitimate making the exercise illegitimate other than as some jewed psychological measurement meme.
This, perfect.
Since it’s made up your answer is as legitimate as any other. You could include UFO’s, space aliens, the loch ness monster wearing a ginger wig and 7 dwarves all dressed up in tutu’s riding unicycles and the answer would be legit.
& finally

banging a line

People don’t use sticks. You bang out a line. Then you shout and the next guy lashes his line to cross yours and pulls it in. The entire prison is soon a criss-cross spiders web of blanket string and that is how contraband passes from hand to hand inside prison (the lines are weighted with plastic cutlery or similar and thrown under the doors or out of the windows. They can be tied off so that objects from one end of the jail can get to thd other end without passing through multiple hands).
I could tell you anon’s about a real prison break. But I don’t know if you are big boys like me so I won’t and besides I need to get up it’s 18:40 and I’ve missed a sunny day which are rare here in England.
Pic: the woke mob.

because man would rather have his belly full on schedule than be left to his own devices to feed himself.

the prisoner knows that the bread is poisoned and he wants to die.

then why do hunters and farmers exist? are they not men?

why did the prisoner choose to be a prisoner

Real head scratcher.

Because he is a nigger retard not able to plan for the future.
He is thinking.

I'm hungry!

Not, that he could, not only more easily get the key, but once he had the key, he would also have the bread, plus freedom.
Change my mind.

Because he's in max security prison, key only opens the cell door, not the dozens of other doors, or stops the guards from beating him like a pinata.

people who live in cities are not men, barely even human.

Because he’s going to eat the bread first to gather his strength before waiting for the guard to see and try pick up the key. While the guard bends down to get the key, he will grab him by the ankle through the bars and yeet him thereinto.Then, he will take the key and walk out, wearing the guard’s uniform.

He is retarded to pick the bread with a stick because he could just walk there and grad with his hand. The bars are too far away from each other. The people who built the prison were also retarded. The artist is the most retarded. OP may not be retarded but a faggot. Next question.

all retared niggers above
he will take the loaf to eat and than take the key by the same stick

The key was poisoned.

Prolly got a grumbly in his tummy. Happens to the best of us.

Because real niggas always gettin BREAD bro frfr

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bread taste better than key

I stops the guards meself

this

Well la tea daa the front door, they must think your shit smells like rose's.

Discussing

The outside world is hell on earth. Hard work isn't rewarded anymore and labor itself is entirely worthless. The Jews and their crony hyper capitalist control the value of money and are making working conditions, the price of living, and escapism worse for no reason other than to watch line go up. The prisoner knows this and realizes he doesn't have to work like a nigger if he's locked up as food is guaranteed and paid for by wageslave expenses. This could also be applied to NEETs who don't leave their room because life at home is a hell of a lot better and cheaper than going out and watching the latest marvel goy slop.

look at his fucking nose.

The outside world is reserved on the compter to set camp in the national park.

The wildernels is hell on earth it so imperfect ahhh.

you better eat my shit jukka jukka, now go and check on your sis and mother, they're still fucking negros from somalia

where does it say the prisoner has to pick one?
first the bread, then the key, simple as

That is retarded and so are you for starting this thread OP

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.. checked digits jannie, mind blown. You do ot for free.endless time .

Anon Babble users claim to be high-IQ intellectuals.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

escape one prison to enter another. might as well live in imagination land.

What, does the stick magically break after he uses it? Maybe he just wanted to eat before he fled.

>Anon Babble users claim to be high-IQ intellectuals.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The lock is on the outside. How's he supposed to get the key in the lock?

r-tards

easy, if you are captive and starved ... e.g. most likely reason you'd pick the bread would be to satiate and load up for your escape

else the prisoner might be too weak to escape the premises once outside the cage duh

reason not to pick the key first - the consequence of an escape is immediate; the regeneration of that loaf once eaten in secrecy is not

the key is not guaranteed to open the cell

the hunger that picture is what drives the captive, you are not the captive, you wouldn't know about their every circumstance

also if you had time you'd wedge the stick into the loaf and easily lengthen its reach

he's a christfag and has accepted his fate taking the breadcrumbs at the foot of the jews table like a foreign dog, as per the new testament. he could easily open his mind cage and escape but chooses to continue to be a slave to the jew because he is a brainlet mongoloid who thinks it'll all be worth it when he's dead.

Because if he ears the niggar guards food he will quit his job, after that he just has to get past the dumb bitch in filing to remove his paper from the local jailer.

Freedom means he has to fend for himself. He'd rather remain in prison for the free meals.

It's a retarded riddle with a very simple answer, and all of you are overthinking it.

Eat a nigger lunch and he quits his job.
Then if he's gone, I get past the desk infiling and mush my paper down thir toilet.
Then when she quits I jump the janitor. Don't fuck with me.

Obsessed

Humans care about instant gratification (eating the bread) rather than reaching for the key that'll actually free him.

image is the current state of americans
clinging to their guns, being mad, but doing nothing because their belly is full

White in prison

He's just another dumb nigger.

thinks he's going to new jerusalem, made of solid gold and gemstones

isn't one of 144,000 jews arranged in to tribes of 12,000

going to be stung by pic related for 5 months and cast in to a lake of fire instead

this is what revelations actually says
this is what christfags actually believe

anon, stop. Get help.

The justifications for cities are endless like a bottomless pit. That's how Jesus describes them in revelation.

He takes the stick and rams up it his ass, the guard comes by and picks up the key to check on the prisoner. The Prisoner awakens, kills the guard, gets the bread, and shoves the stick up the guards ass.

Kinda looks like me.

Jesus didn't write revelation.

can already leave (those bars)

can still grab the key as well

the real question is why is he using the stick instead of walking out to pick up both

he is retarded

this does seem likely

wait i've got it hes actually outside the cell and a the fat ameican nigger will rape him if steps inside i am genius!

Why does he need to choose? Its not like the stick runs out of battery.

He can simply grab both with the stick.

but then why didn't he grab the key and free himself first?

5 second rule.

You guys are autistically obsessing over the stupid drawing instead of focusing on the question.

Because the question is framed in a retarded way.

I really like this

Hope
adolf

I agree. OP just wants to waste everyone's time with this dumb nonsense.

Because the key being left in such an obvious place is highly likely to be a trap set by the guards. Best not to take the bait.

He'd rather stay fed and locked up away from the craziness of the world. He's content in his solitary confinement because he knows he can't trust other humans. Also, the key will always be there in case he changes his mind later.

White power

Lock the janitor in the closet until his helper quits they will let you out.

Yup lock both of the janitors in the closet.
Call um gay fagggot jerking off.
His help quits.
Yoir out the door buddy.
The nigger quit because he ate his lunch
. Desk bitch quite becouse he tolited the file pappers with the reference number information.
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only a euronig would find this worth posting

The rise of the wake boarding racist right.

he's not wearing a prisoner jumpsuit, he's not a convicted criminal serving time, he looks dirty, wearing torn, sunbleached clothes, he's likely just a homeless guy and simply wants to spend a cold night inside, having something to eat, knowing he will be out in 24 to 72 hours, plenty of people do that, especially during the hollidays

Totaly Ridiculous nazisim.

The sign is being tapped...

There is no exit from the prison. There is only temporary reprieve.

...

Because the zogslave prisoner knows that they're waiting in the next room ready to beat him if he falls for their trick. The philosopher knows that there is NO escape.

I don't waste time on midwit riddles. I prefer the fun stuff like free energy and getting rid of the jews.

Jannie bans good threads because hes a faggot.
A nipple. Oy vey.

It was then he realized she had not cooked the brownies yet...

Why did I fail u adlolf ?

Fuck jews

and the doorhandle is facing the cage ?

If you know the answer you are a philosopher

So basically there's no answer, since philosophy is subjective and any answer could be considered right.

Those bars are spaced wide enough that he doesn't need the key.

Because he is retarded. He can easily slip through the bars.

They don't.
These fuckers are pretentious narcissistic pseudo intellectual autists at most.

Jews

Fuck came here to post this.

Niggers, all look alike I know."

Because the bread has a key inside the bread and the key beside the bread has bread inside of it.

keyhole on the inside

Heraclitus weeps from heaven

Eat a niggers lunch watch the gurad quit.
Niggers get mad about being bested.

I did. Prison sucks but cowardice moreso

Because he was transitioning and needed all the sneed oil he can get

Most retards don't full finish the Bible

I nigger after you ate his lunch the other day.

Oh...
That mother fucker.

Yup.

Quit.
Niggers only think so much. It eats them up.

This

ITT: 98% REDDITORS

This was on reddit when Anon Babble was down. It's basically the breakfast question. Everyone on reddit failed and most people here are failing.

Dude WTF is he taking the bread for

Muh actually it's cause people value short term pleasure (wrong)

The man is a philospher. He is not a people. It inherently implies he is making a decision few would make hence why the framing of it seems perplexing. IF you said the choice is bluepilled or gave some gib answer or said he needs his strength first though (literal but i didn't have breakfast answer) or outright went with the reddit examples you're a midwit of the highest order incapable of admitting hypotheticals that are paradoxical for consideration. You failed to answer the question.

Life itself is the prison. The philosopher knows it will not change anything and instead chooses to endure his circumstances. He is better off in a prison than society where he would no longer be able to philosophize since it would entail and exchange of his time for money and hence block the hours needed for him to sit and think. Happiness and freedom actually come from within and the highest expression of freedom is choice which he exercised to this end rather than an imagined social freedom which in fact would have left him less free. He is the philosopher, and made the correct choice.

velociraptors in the prison
key coated in poison
bread contains the true key
alien testing human sadistically, not boring actions lead to reward
bars wide enough for him to pass through, he can leave whenever he wants
he is playing the part of a prisoner
elfen lied invisible cutting hands too, gonna poke to be sure first.
author finished the series, but is selling well, so he must continue to push chapters out
OP is a succesful but retarded novelist in search of ideas

he is a jew and knows that bread's value will depreciate as it gets stale and molds eventually, meanwhile key's worth will stay the same and he can steal it later on any other day

Lots of words for Poking a Baggett with a faggot stick. Dto
Hows the wife glen?

Ahhh wtf

If he is in prison the ability to get the key can be presumed to be one time, time bound, and if he fails to secure it he may never get it again. The bread will always return and won't be confiscated. The key will never return and would be. He chose the bread anyways. You failed.

Niggers, all look alike I know..."

Two white Beaty eyes looking to steal and set of corn starch munching teeth to lie about it.

Dat shits the spice.

Omg they are niggers.

he's enjoying his few square meters without niggers

My my my what a good buck braking does for the niggers sprint.

Just a corn starch munching bread nigger, I do declar.

I’m sure I’m there’s some deep philosophical bullshit about him not wanting to leave the comfort and security of his prison because he has become accustomed to the routine life of being a prisoner. But philosophy is fake and gay bullshit, and this scenario is retarded.

you cant fuck a key

False
I've never made that claim.
Never read another anon claim to be high iq either....

The high IQ take is that this is a board sliding strategy

the key isnt guarenteed to be the right key but if he eats the bread a certain way he can make a key with it. Better than risking his one shot for a key that might not work

Because his cell is one of many cells within a massive prison complex that also has a wall surrounding it in the middle of the desert and prison guards watching for miles. He will never be free, the key to his cell won't allow him to escape.

See my post. The answer is a bread key

he should be using the stick to attack the jews that locked him in there

He takes the key only to get caught on the first checkpoint. I rather take the bread. Also maybe he wants to pay for his crime. Who knows it could other reasons I have not even consider. This is a stupid question to prove intelligence.

If you can't feed um don't bread um.
You have a good one. now.

Yes um meshar

Those bars are far apart enough for him to fit through. He's not a prisoner

The intended answer is some philosophical bullshit about fending for yourself vs comfort.

The real answer is because prisons are not empty warehouses with no guards or walls outside of his cell, and will be caught after taking two steps outside of it, get his ass beaten, thrown back into his cell, then have neither food nor freedom.

He's reaching into the cell, not out of it

Stealing a key is escape chargers.
That's why you lock the janitors in the closet with them.

Thank you, I try.

the prisoner has slave morality as defined by Friedrich Nietzsche...

next question please

gutenberg.org/cache/epub/8578/pg8578.txt

you can't fuck a key, but you can fuck bread

(but like on an honest note, the bread is certain while a key isn't. You get the bread and you get food. You get the key and you might escape, but also might die if the guards find it. It's also likely a trap set up by the guards to give them an excuse to kill you ngl.)

The fictional prisoner chooses the loaf of bread instead of the key so that you can ask people why he did so. No matter what answer is given, you can claim it's incorrect and that this proves the answerer is stupid.

The real answer is

No. It’s bc the whole world is a prison.

Because he's going to get both, it's not like he is limited to only one. The order he gets them in is arbitrary.

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Oh yeah the key will totally save him.

instead of

Both are equally accessible, he has equal acess to both and does not need to choose.
If someone is preventing him from taking both, then it's that guy's choice not the prisoner's.

He chooses the bread not because he’s blind, but because he’s afraid. Afraid to break free. Afraid of what freedom might demand.

Because realistically even unlocking his jail cell is a trivial amount of progress to fleeing, as prisons have multiple security layers that would need breached. Unless he has a cohesive plan to escape the key is useless. In fact he would likely face punishment for attempting to get the key and leave his cell, so it wouldnt just be useless but harmful. While the bread will provide nourishment and is independent of whether he is in jail or not, so is only a net benefit.

so he has a snack while getting the key next.

Nope
See

Seems everyone in here missed the obvious... the guard is sitting right there looking at him and told him that if his ass even thought about touching the key, he was gonna put a bullet between his eyes.

Easy. Because hed rather have security and comfort than freedom. With freedom there's no guarantee of security or comfort. It's the path of least resistance. Human nature.

Vaxxie grindset

it's not bread. it is a giant maggot so he's afraid to touch it directly.

he is afraid of being free. if he stays in the cell it may be uncomfortable, but he gets a loaf of bread every day.

this and hungry

Because the guards are there watching him use the stick

How is he supposed to eat the bread, bulk up, then get back into the cage? The only correct answer is the stick. Do you think he's going to pick up the bread and not eat it? He's starving.

I wish I was average

A philosophical answer would be freedom comes with massive responsibility and he's not strong enough to take on the challenges of escape and freedom so he opts for the bread to satisfy his basic needs

The guards kill you IRL if you try to escape. They don't give a fuck if you eat floor bread.

because hidden inside the bread is a gun for the prisoner to blow his brains out with

Anon Babble users claim to be high-IQ intellectuals. Well, prove it and solve this

ChatGPT's answer

At least it's not a 1pbtid thread, but you should still kill yourself. Just like the retard in the picture. There is nothing philosophical or high iq about this fucking dumbass thread. Kill yourself. What the fuck habbened to the based finns?

AKA niggers cattle

Maybe his sentence is almost over so there's no point in taking the key.

A prisoner who opens the door to his jail cell does not become free.

A hungry man who eats some food stops being hungry.

because he is outside of the locked cell, thus has no need for the key

He realizes we are all trapped by the machinations of a modern society, the bread provides sustenance, immediately, while the key will only show him that he is still trapped. Maybe not by physical bars, but by the limitations we place upon ourselves. And that is really the point, we are as free as we want to be. You can be locked in a prison cell, in a straight jacket but still be more free than an astronaut floating through space. Once you realize that all facets of life are meaningless, even life itself, then you can start to understand that it is ourselves that give it meaning. And that works in the same way in feeling free, ergo, the bread provides an immediate improvement on his life whereas the key would only complicate things, and make his existence rise in a level of complexity that will not provide any improvement.

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OP is a faggot,
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Ding ding ding!
Winner.

He's in a prison of his own making, he can reach through the bars and unlock the door whenever he wants but he is stuck, he can't leave because the prison is in his mind or his soul. He chooses bread because satisfying his need for food is easier for him than releasing himself from his self-made prison.

Because my nigga hungry! He tryna get him a li'l some-some, y'feel me? Tryna get that B R E A D nigga. My nigga a real one. He been locked up before. That li'l bid ain't shit for my boy, but you gotta' eat, playboy! Why a nigga wanna' leave when you got some free bread right there, nigga!?

OP is a faggot,

you beat me to it while I was reading replies in the hopes that someone would get it.
But in case someone still doesn't get it:
The reason? OP is a faggot

I feel ya, homie. Dude finna chow down. A nigga gotta keep his strengf up in the pen.

You chose the key, walk out of cell and pick up bread, then lock bread in cell keeping bread safe

It was performance art.

I now see through the matrix, the man isn't in prison, the bread is.

He is outside the cage. It is you who is in the cage.

The only high IQ move to make is to literally kill the person that dared to show you this retarded meme.

It's pretty strange that the handle to my cell door is on the inside of my cage, pay attention to the image, anon.

How the FUCK are you gonna eat a key?

checked and kekd

Jewish question that makes you think the key cannot also be taken immediately after the bread.

he lazy

Materialism > idealism

The prisoner cannot see the barrier and feels in control of his future.

they symbolize cummies

Because his is a lure to attract generous souls.

He likes eating bread but hates eating keys

The most obvious and reasonable answer I can think of is that he knows it's the wrong key

he chooses to suffer.

Yeah, good point

Because the key was to his chastity cage, not the cell

He chose the bread because he thought that was the better option and because we assume that free will is not an illusion.