You land on this planet

you land on this planet

what do?

leave immediately

Tell them jews rape kids and leave

Land and fuck every Indian woman available then leave.

crash land

Nose dive into the ocean to ensure sudden death

We're turning the multigenerational colony ship around and going back home.

Order planetary destruction via orbital bombardment, then crack the planet.

Hold my breath

Imagine the amount of plastic and turds in that ocean.....

/thread

uninhabitable toxic planet

o7 cmdr
I bask in Her glory.

I deorbit it's moon and make it slam into the planet.

That planet is far less brown than I would have anticipated. Do they poop blue there?

Fun fact: a literal fucking tranny is responsible for that procedural tiling abomination. They quit the company after fucking it up and being unable to fix it.

crash-land my space cathedral into the ocean causing a global tsunami while blasting aenema by tool. a good death

Based and total xenomorph deathpilled.

land on "Sharth",the designated shitting planet

brown toxic fumes everwhere

flies the size of football balls

roaches the size of houses

after 2 hours of driving a giant drill you go past the 1 layer of shit

you now see the first pajeet,the first inhabitant of this strange planet,for the first time,you are the alien

picrel

What is your name? you ask.The second you utter these words your suit malfunctions and your automatic translation and protection gearr turn off

the creature murmurs as he gets closely to you "SAAAR"

Pull a guru scam and live like a king. Indians love a good guru scam, they're powerless to it.

someone shoop it and make the water brown then send it back to him on twitter

land

Leave, kms if I cant. Nuke it from orbit if my ship has WMDs.

"Sharth",the designated shitting planet

Kek

360 and fly away

What's the order to request the total destruction of a planet in warhammer? Maybe do that but on a solar system wide scale.

Drop Pakistan shaped asteroids on it.

Lure the nearest Thargoid swarm

Exterminatus?

Turn my ship 360 degrees and warp away.

I'd check if there was a planet canada nearby.
it'd be the brown one with a giant ring of shit and garbage around it.

that one looks like they migrated long ago enough to turn healthy again. might be uninhabpooted

build toilets around myself so no one can bother me

You do a great service to the galaxy saar

The ocean should be brown

Designated Shitting Planet

the smell smelled across galaxies
that ingame planet is quite unrealistic, for starters the water is too blue, if that planet were covered in indias it should be dark brown

based water color observer

it's a planet covered with indias not indians ?

literally my first thought

If it was just jeets it’s just be jeet tribalist life style with low populations scattered. They’d be no tech and no capitalist Jews and agriculture to turn them into the scourge they are on planet earth

cursed to become indians if you land.

I Imagine the smell

Shit on street, leave.

Never point the smell-o-scope at sector brown-17.

I'd go back to tastier planet.

.

I can smell them from here

Based

Introduce them all to a wonderous invention. A functioning plumbing system with toilets.

Imagine the smell

The oceans would be brown

"You may fire when ready"

I loved Elite Dangerous when I played it

and lmao. the faggot mods locked the post because hurr udrr racism

Coordinates confirmed. Relativistic Kill Vehicle launched and engaged.

activate the Almighty

Worst planet in the entire universe

That's so hawt hnnggg

EXTERMINATUS.

youtube.com/watch?v=hbjLBIoo6Bg

KAAAAAAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEE....

Absolutely blow their minds by pooing in the loo.

Incite nuclear war

the little brown planet

a brown dwarf?

put on a gas mask and industrial grade boots and gloves

This

what do?

does the planet have a biosphere?

This is like event horizon chaos dimension.

nuke from orbit it's the only way to be sure