Just got fired from my DoorDash job

I delivered 20 orders yesterday of hot pizzas, five guys, you name it. I deliver to the final guy, an order of taco bell and toss it softly on his door. I'm an expert at this shit and I toss it very softly. Suddenly he barges out his home saying, you threw my fucking food!? So I turn around. I am not having any of it today. I get in his face and we are barking in each others faces. I say I deliver all these orders and don't get any thanks. I'm fucking invisible. He tells me well he'll make me invisible, which technically constitutes a death threat.

He finally says, get the fuck off my property now, one thing he guarantees is he's eating this free. I tell him he's a fucking loser asshole. He tells me that's hilarious coming from a 30+ year old man who delivers Taco Bell. So I get in the car, stop at the mailbox and kick his mailbox. Then I give him the finger and drive off.

Apparently he had me on camera, and that is ALL he sent Doordash. He didn't tell them how he literally threatened to kill me over fast food. Doordash just sees me kicking some random dudes mailbox and giving them the finger, and I get deactivated within one hour. I'm totally fucked now. I was making almost a hundred bucks a day which made me the god damned shitcoin king, and I needed this job to buy shitcoins to have any chance of making it.

You dont throw food. nigger.

You toss salad

maybe drive for uber

working

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You sound very brown and pathetic.

burn his house down then. you'll likely be homeless anyway soon, spread the wealth.

but thats wrong

don't act out next time slave.

lol, nice creative writing practice anon

take it to reddit, you will be in updoot heaven

These gig jobs have no security. Some random dude can make up a false report about you and get you fired because he felt like it. Appealing is an uphill battle.

Also at least for Uber Eats it works on a thumbs up system. If you get more than 10% thumbs down, you're out. Customers don't have to justify themselves at all for a thumbs down. They'll sometimes thumbs you down because they didn't like the restaurant's food.

You're fucked son.
Enjoy packing fudge.

I'm an expert at this shit and I toss it very softly

Clearly you’re not. You should have simply stated you didn’t throw his food and walked away.

So we all know this is fake right?

Next time dont throw other's people food

You're a wage cuck who got his ass blasted by a fag who consumes shart-o-bell.
What a shit country.

you idiot--show some prudence and self-restraint. are you a nigger??

What is stopping you from driving Uber?

lmao CARLOS!

$100 a day like that is a good thing? WTF get a real job my man.

Maybe he should have gone to college

I would be so mad if some faggot threw my food what is wrong with you? Then you chimp out try to start a fight cuck out like a bitch then passively aggressively like a women break his mailbox? You should be shot

Sounds like a better job than I have working for nigger amazon. Keep having this nigger manager giving me shit for not doing the returns properly when the fucking shit phone they force me to use doesn't even work half the time. Fuck amazon niggers, Uncle Ted was right.

You sound like a tremendous faggot and probably deserved it

You're just a bad person lol, you don't deserve a job

I dont get this reference?

Go back to india pajeet

now all that's left for you, faggot is to KYS. I hope he filed a police report against you and makes you pay for mailbox replacement

I threw the food that I was paid to deliver

I acted like a little bitch to the customer

I destroyed the customers property after being called out for being a little bitch

I acted like a little bitch to the customer again

I get fired because I am a little bitch

I whine to the chan because I got rightfully fired for being a little bitch

Why are the millie kids like this?

Sounds like he BTFOd you desu. Tough luck OP.

Not going to sympathize or hate on op. I did DoorDash too years ago and stopped because I had a bitch throw food on my car for being late. It was the restaurants fault but she wanted to take it out on me. The bitch texted me nonstop shit talking constantly while I drove to her place. Then when I was there she threw it on my car. Lucky me the bag was still intact so no mess. I just drove off because I didn’t want her having the slightest excuse to get me in trouble. Then DoorDash corporate called me and asked if I “had thrown her food on the ground”. I told them what happened and they sided with me. Still, I was doordashing for pocket money and she was like the 10th crazy person I had encountered so I just got a regular job after that
DoorDash will usually side with you, the driver

Doordash faggot here. How do you even toss someone's order? Makes no sense not to just place it down, because you have to snap a photo of it anyway. This story makes no sense at all. And why do you give a fuck that "you're invisible" who gives a shit make your money and go home. And just because someone wants to escalate a situation doesn't mean you have to.

What job has security, then? I keep getting fired from retail jobs and painting jobs for not being Mr. Liberal Charming Charisma Man.

Been just doing programming lately, because everything seems to be PC fucking everywhere in this country.

Just work for a competitor.
Your key attributes: expedient, discreet, takes no shit from anyone.
You'll be fine anon.

You can't toss food softly, you tard. Deserved.

Fucking REKT

imagine working under socialism instead of burdenmaxxing and welfaremaxxing, niggers are smarter than you yt cuck

I don’t get out of bed for less than $350 a day and I have no degree. They did you a favor anon

Your mistake was not unassigning the order as soon as she started harassing you through text. Very dumb on your part.

This was back in 2018, so I genuinely don’t remember if I knew enough to do that or not
Anyways, even if I was dumb, I’m not the bitch who throws food at peoples cars

Keep having this nigger manager giving me shit for not doing the returns properly when the fucking shit phone they force me to use doesn't even work half the time.

do you tell your manager "this phone dont not working right?"

So if i get your story right, you work your ass off to give it all to shitcoins' grifters? And you need a new job ASAP so you can continue your findom fetish giving it all to shitcoins scammers? Is that correct?

I think a good starter would be for you to stop to throw your hard earned money into ObamaSonichuGandalf9000Hiluxbuttcoin and such. Then once you have some cash saved you should try to use it to open your business and become financially autonomous. For example you could buy some containers and a plot of land, and rent them as storage units. It's like being a landlord but without any of the paperworks, upkeep costs and headaches associated with renting out housing units.
Or you could buy an excavator and dig holes in ppl's garden so they can build a swimming pool in their yard.
Or if you have a tiny budget you can uh.. idk, buy a chainsaw and propose ppl to cut down their trees.
Your imagination is the limit. But even cutting down trees in ppl yards will bring you much more satisfaction and cash than being a deliveroo jeet.

The important lesson here is you should stop throwing your money into shitcoins.

Yeah but you were dumb because it happened to you. No shame in admitting you were too dumb to know to drop the order as soon as they started chimping out over text. Just learn from it. If there's even a hint of shit from a customer they're cut off. Not meeting some angry faggot retard.

exactly. $700/week is decent money when it all gets paid out directly. Mileage writeoff helps you keep most of it.

OP broke the Golden Rule -
Never do orders that could originate from Niggers. 4000 deliveries and I reject every order under 9 automatically. That usually takes care of it.
Taco Bell
Wing Stop
Krispy Kreme
Wendys
Only a true dumbass would risk doing these orders and get into a jungle entanglement

Yes, but I want to see where this is going

I genuinely don’t care if you think that. I have a much better means of making money now

Been just doing programming lately

Oof. Buddy software right now is basically an overpaid craftsman guild about to be put out of business by the factory (AI)

She was a college chick

forgot to add
GOLDEN RULE #2
NO APARTMENTS
too many niggers and risky interactions
not worth it

why are you tossing people's food around as a 30+ year old and then getting emotional when called out on your behavior?

damn, enjoy your vacation from here also, nigger

Gotta obtain capital to build more opportunities to obtain more capital. This is simple sugiory

I don't "think" anything. You made a dumbass move 7 years ago, it's just a fact. Doesn't matter if you don't do doordash anymore.

NO APARTMENTS

Solid call. Apartments are full of scum

Yeah, sue me you seething faggot

good now stop being a nigger.

It's okay, anon.

1pbtid

I have but its like they just forget cuz the moment they "fixed" it, the same problem happens. Just today I got shit for a return that I didn't even do cuz I was on break.

You’re still stuck doing DoorDash, you don’t sound ok

the aussies can see right your bullshit. maybe don't be a shit person and you won't be placed in shit situations

You should come back to his house with a few drones and drop naughty things all over the roof. Make sure to use your own network.

Be Chud

chilling at home plapping my wife Pic rel

all that pussy makes me hungry

order up some burritos and shit

waiting for muh burritos

see manlet delivery driver throw my food up on porch because he's too fat and lazy to walk up 3 steps

go outside and call him a faggot

he runs to his car and kicks my mailbox and flips me off from 30 feet away

says he could totally kick my ass

I start walking out, he gets in his car and speeds off

burrito is ruined

call doordash

I hope he gets fired

Get a real job hippy

you pass butter

Funny isn't it? You have a better job and make more money and yet I still don't do dumb shit like you do. It's like when the high school drop out is smarter than the PhD holder

I don’t get out of bed for less than $350 a day and I have no degree

Need to get dolled up for your modeling

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Lmao nigger just be a chad. wtf is your problem.

Lmao

You’re still doing DoorDash, which is the dumbest shit tier gig of all. You’re literally working for peanuts and it’s fucking based

How do you have a job in software? Everybody I know who isnt IT Security got laid off. Do you have college degrees?

Yeah and I can do it without getting chimped out on and my car doused in burrito sauce like you can't seem to avoid

I understand this guy overreacted too much but some food like sushi has to be kept upright. Don't know what he ordered but I would be mad if I got sushi or something and it was tossed around in the box with the sauces and wasabi all mixed up.

Take the money and run ITS SUMMER VACATION

What a fuck move I will unassign an order mid route for simply seeing too many passive aggressive delivery instructions. I'll pull off and then tell support someone hit my car and have them unassign the order for me, then I eat their food and continue to dash. 1000 deliveries certified neet neck beard autistic wizard ama

She isn’t going to fuck you
Anyways, enjoy those peanuts king!

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1pbtid

Don't ever tip your delivery drivers. I never tip dashers because they're gay
Kek
You must be 18 to post here

i better get to this chimping out nigger quick so they calm down

I average $30/hr btw. Doordash is very market dependent

lmao you're actually in the wrong here fuckwit
Thanks for the chuckle though, loser.

10/10 pasta. Will use for months.

Professional Expert here with lots of credibility.
My serious and weighted advice is that you should start selling your bussy for meth and shitcoins to older men.

No need to thank me.

Trying the Bill Gates / Zuckerberg method. I taught myself full-stack and do nothing but launch websites and apps myself. This is kind of a hail mary for me. I sit in my room and code 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm up against the wall. And AI may take this from me, but we'll see. Thankfully I did know Java, HTML, CSS, JS, Python, and a bit of MERN already before ChatGPT came out. I'm hoping AI doesn't cannibalize coding entirely before 2035.

I don't have a college degree. John Carmack is my autism role model in that.

Doordash can be profitable if you're in a big enough city and you have a cheap reliable car you can fix yourself. Maybe a Ford Focus or something,

OP why are you such a nigger?

You should have come back late at night on foot and fucked up his mailbox.

Or you know, could have said sorry im in a hurry and walked off because like you know you aren't supposed to throw it but you did anyway.

I'd still eat it. wouldn't complain. That guy is a jerk. I am a humble person. Especially if it was just taco bell. Alas, I am dying of ARFID now and am not eating solid foods.

Your advice is very white. However op‘s a shitmerican and brown so no use.

memeflag

shit that never happened but is at least plausible

pretending to be (extra) retarded: facing the consequence of my own actions that i knew where wrong it a total injustice am i right guys?

meme references

have a u and a vaguely related image humble farmer.

I*

Honda Civic enjoyer here in Boston

what planet are you from?

Google any flat roofing company.
Ask for a job. Be working the next day.
You'll need:
Safety boots
Hard Hat
Safety glasses
(That'll be the basic PPE, company might supply some of that so be sure to ask)
Basic tools:
Measuring tape
Chalk line
Olfa Blade (box cutter style knife, get the big one)
Hook knife (go to a roofing supply store for this, you don't want some home Depot folding knife that can only take 1 size of blades. Folding knives have moving parts and that=more weak spots that will break)
A tool pouch to keep it in, a box when you can afford it.
You will eventually need to get a torch set too, but that will be after you are ready to move up from just being help.

Good luck OP, you're going to hate it but every day will be a full body work out and if you're taking too much shit than you can handle you at least have a vehicle so you can take off. Nothing is worse than when your boss decides to be a miserable prick but you're stuck there because you don't have your own ride.

I am dying of ARFID now

wut

Oh shit I wonder if you ever delivered to me.
I tip well because I’m white and not poor, that’s how you’d know.

Such a hot fuckable twink

You were fired for arguing and yelling at a customer, mere inches from his face, and then vandalizing his property.

If you can't understand why that is immediate grounds for termination, you don't deserve to work anywhere.

kek i would of domed you with that burito called the resteraunt and complained like a karren

why the fuck are you throwing peoples food
lets say your the greatest gentle tosser on planet earth

why the fuck would you do that lmao
also its done its over you got karrend go deliver food for somebody else and dont throw the food

also why the fuck are you argueing with this guy you were clearly just mad for no reason and decided fucking up your life a little would help. it happens to everybody stop doing that its dumb as fuck

now to save 5 seccond's you have fucked up like a week of work

also you should be invisible what the fuck is wrong with that you want an applause because you deliver food? what is wrong with you, you should be happy as fuck nobody remembers or cares about you it would be strange if they did

TLDR get over it you fucked up your lucky your not coverd in burito

I've heard of people getting $200 catering orders and shit. Maybe I'll try it

I don't have a college degree. John Carmack is my autism role model in that.

idolizes JC

learns Java and HTML

dude

Funny LARP, 1pbtid

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